when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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i masturbate with my feet

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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Whenever i wear long sleeves i always hold onto the sleeves with my ring and pinkie fingers.

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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sing in the shower

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Before I go to bed at night, I close the closet door so the monsters inside don't come get me while I'm sleeping.

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Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

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When I see myself in the mirror, I have to make a funny face just to make sure my face still works.

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.