I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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conundrum.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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I mean Diana Ross.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.