Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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Having gay sex

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Make up a song to yourself.

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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

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When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

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i take words i just read or said and sing them to the tune of a song

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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When I have headphones in, I wonder if my swallowing is extremely loud for everyone else too.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

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I Masturbate Daily.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.