Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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Always think good thoughts before I go to bed so that I have good dreams

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before i poop so the water dosent splash

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.