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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.
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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!
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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.
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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.
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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.
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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.
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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.
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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.
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When I was younger I would image a band that played the songs on the radio that was strapped to the roof of the car during long car rides.
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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall
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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.
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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often
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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.
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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.
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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.
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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.
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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.
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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.
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when you bleed you suck your own blood
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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"
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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill
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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.
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imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.
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open the fridge A eat food B think
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.