Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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fap

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

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I always twist my washcloth into a cone shape, so when I take my next shower it is dry and hardened. Then I pretend stab it into my stomach and say "MY LIFE FOR AIUR!" before getting it wet again.

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.