When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

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Wonder why there are sites like this.

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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Find yourself alone at a party/gathering of some sort... Pretend to send a text to make people think you're not a loner.

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Math tests-doing all the work for a problem only to find out my answer is not any of the multiple choices.

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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When standing on the beach, I try to command the waves to stop.

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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i use dental dams

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when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

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I'm constantly struck with this odd sensation that I didn't wipe my ass well enough.

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.