Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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Waking up from a dream that you thought was real life, and thinking,man i wish that was real...

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

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Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out

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Locking your pet in the room and forcing it to spend time with you.

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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hate Justin Bieber

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.