When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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get bored so I fist myself for money

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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Write things in the air with my finger, and then erase the words with my hand.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

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when someone says something like 'it's too late' i always start singing 'to apologizeeeeee' even though i think people are annoyed of me always singing along to their sentences and changing the meaning, but i just cannot stop it

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

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sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights.

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Stuff 13 chips in my mouth when no one is looking, bite 1 chip in half and chew it for 30 seconds when someone is looking.

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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.