Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

When my soap is running low, I add water to it.

When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

"Oh, that was a messed up thought, probably shouldn't think about it again or something worse because---GODDAMN IT."

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.