I plant my feet firmly when the subway approaches in case a random stranger tries to kill me by pushing me in front of the train.

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.

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when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.