When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

after a shower, try to shake the water off.

Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

Sometimes, I skim through the Terms of Service just to make sure I'm not selling my soul or promising my first-born.

While listening to songs, your always thinking of a situation to go along with it.

Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

wen on this website go look at the most disliked

When im alone i have a conversation with myself

If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

Repeat the phrase "you too" after a comment someone makes that does not apply. Bob: happy birthday Jim Jim: you too bob. Awwww sh!t.

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Not clicking the Facebook 'like' button on "pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud", because it will show up on your profile, and you think other people will think you're strange.

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

When I'm in the shower i let the water run off my arms and fingers and pretend I'm a giant god of water sending torrents to the miniature people below.

When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.

Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.