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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.
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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer
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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.
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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.
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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.
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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.
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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day
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I can't trill my R's
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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.
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When I'm opening my locker lock, I try to beat the person next to me.
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When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done
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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).
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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.
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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish
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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...
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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.
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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).
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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.
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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.
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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides
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I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.
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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.