get caught up in youtube comment arguments

When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

incognito mode on google chrome

If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

try to give your friends spirit animals

I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

I talk excessively loud in public sometimes so people can hear my opinions. I'm just hoping someone's eavesdropping because I like the fact that they might agree with me and that they get to see a little bit of who I am. I don't even know these people.

talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

I sleep in the nude.

I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

I push the door open with my stomach

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.