Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

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When I sneeze I hold my balls ( only when Im alone)

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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When I'm in a hurry I brush my teeth while peeing because I think it saves time.

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I actually get stuck watching those rediculous infomercials late at night... Yeah - you're not alone. But no, I don't buy anything either... Lol.

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Tried to suck ur own penis

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.