I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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Say 'WED', 'NES' and 'DAY' slowly in your head when spelling Wednesday.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.

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when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

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When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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close the fridge door really slowly just so you can see the light turn off

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.