I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

when i am in a long car ride i look out the window and imagine im in a sad music video

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

Lie in bed and wonder what happens whe you die, get depressed and come on this site for reassurance

Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

waking up from an amazing/awesome dream and spend the rest of the day thinking up of new senarios to come after...

Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.