Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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incognito mode on google chrome

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.

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when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

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Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

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Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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i smoke weed all day.

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

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Peeing in the shower

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Having a dream and forgetting it seconds later.

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run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

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Lie in bed and wonder what happens whe you die, get depressed and come on this site for reassurance

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.