When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there.

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I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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Always think good thoughts before I go to bed so that I have good dreams

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When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.