Dancing while hoovering

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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you know how everyone talks about making life decisions in the shower and thinking about life?.....yeah thats me on the toilet

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.

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when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

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When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.