if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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If I have a black surface I scratch my dandruff onto and make a dandruff galaxy.

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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Give a 'thumbs up' or a 'thumbs down' based strictly on how much you like the number it will change it to.

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.