Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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I cant ride a bike

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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.