When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

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Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.

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When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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Math tests-doing all the work for a problem only to find out my answer is not any of the multiple choices.

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.