Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

get bored so I fist myself for money

brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

Seperate your food on you dinner plate

Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

Whenever you are in a quiet room and are trying to eat a food that is very loud to chew (like chips) you try to chew slowly or alter your chewing style so noone will think your too loud

Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out

Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.