I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse.

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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Tape your dick to your leg to fit into tight pants

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When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.

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I eat food when i'm bored..

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Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.