When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.

Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

I eat ass

Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"

I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

When I see interactive ads on webpages ( "Shoot 5 iPhones And Get One Free!" type of windows ), I feel compelled to finish the task, even though I KNOW it's going to open a pop-up and waste 10 seconds of my life.

Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

Sometimes i think i've been living a dream life, and one day im really gonna wake up in the middle of 9th grade math class and have to explain why i was sleeping on my desk and jerking off so much.

If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

i would air drum even if theres no music playing

i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

I can't get out of bed in the mornings unless the alarm clock reads 0 or 5.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.