When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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I eat ass

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"

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I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

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When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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When I see interactive ads on webpages ( "Shoot 5 iPhones And Get One Free!" type of windows ), I feel compelled to finish the task, even though I KNOW it's going to open a pop-up and waste 10 seconds of my life.

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

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Sometimes i think i've been living a dream life, and one day im really gonna wake up in the middle of 9th grade math class and have to explain why i was sleeping on my desk and jerking off so much.

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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I can't get out of bed in the mornings unless the alarm clock reads 0 or 5.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.