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When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"
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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.
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When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible
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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.
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wonder if there are secret cameras watching my every move...
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Think "When are we ever going to use this in our life?" while sitting bored in school.
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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation
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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.
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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story
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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!
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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.
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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge
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hallo
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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.
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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !
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im going to rape that girl
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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.
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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.
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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I mouth common words and phrases, just to see what it looks like when I talk to other people.
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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.
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I stand under my ceiling fan, looking up while spinning around to make it look still...
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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...
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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15
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I always twist my washcloth into a cone shape, so when I take my next shower it is dry and hardened. Then I pretend stab it into my stomach and say "MY LIFE FOR AIUR!" before getting it wet again.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.