when i know that friends are coming to my place the next day i clean up my room and then i'm like...oh i forgot to clean up i'm sorry, it's always in a mess...

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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If I hear a noise, it obviously means there is a monster somewhere in/near my bedroom and the sheets will protect me as long as they cover up to my chin.

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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seeing small spots in your eye (dust probably) and then chasing them with your eye trying to catch them

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.