- Things You Think Only You Do

Tried to suck ur own penis

I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

I translate (parts of) songs into different languages in my head. I try to do it as good as possible.

I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

when someone says something like 'it's too late' i always start singing 'to apologizeeeeee' even though i think people are annoyed of me always singing along to their sentences and changing the meaning, but i just cannot stop it

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

You remember something funny. You smile like an idiot. Everyone around thinks your weird for randomly smiling.

Look at a word and count the letters by 2's - continue counting the letters over and over by 2's until it comes out even at the end of the word.

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.