When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

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I always think I have special powers

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hurting your foot and running around trying not to think of the pain!

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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Having gay sex

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when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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I push the door open with my stomach

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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Fear that the CIA is secretly wathing you.

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.