I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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wonder who wrote these things

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.