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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.
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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair
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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.
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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.
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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief
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Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.
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I hate being called "buddy".
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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.
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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.
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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.
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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words
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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain
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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.
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I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder
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I have walked into a sliding glass door
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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.
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pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet
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whenever im doing sumthing im not suppose to i feel like everybody knows what im doing
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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles
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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.
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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...
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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.
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I avoid closing my eyes in the shower in case ghosts/monsters/zombies get me.
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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.