when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming

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Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.