singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

When I eat potato chips, I lick each side to make sure the really salty part is down.

Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

Courtesy flush.

I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

Mayada stupid

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

try to give your friends spirit animals

Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.