if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal

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When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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Every time I see my self in a mirror, I feel like I'm watching someone in a different dimension and make quick movements to see if they mess up.

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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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Pee sitting down so I dont have to aim

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Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...

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Sometimes i think i've been living a dream life, and one day im really gonna wake up in the middle of 9th grade math class and have to explain why i was sleeping on my desk and jerking off so much.

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.