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Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.
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Tear up when I poop
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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...
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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.
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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..
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i cant fall asleep unless i suck my thumb...
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Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.
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Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?
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Whenever someone is making a speech, I imagine them being taken out by a sniper mid-speech...
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Look at the clock, then instantly forget what time it is and look again.
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Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.
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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.
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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.
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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?
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Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.
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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind
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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.
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log off the internet then think of something and go back on
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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4
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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.
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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~
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When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.