In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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I have one friend I always punch in the shoulder at least once when I see him.

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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Make up a song to yourself.

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.