I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

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Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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Whenever someone is making a speech, I imagine them being taken out by a sniper mid-speech...

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

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Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.