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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)
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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.
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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.
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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second
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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down
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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better
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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.
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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.
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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk
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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon
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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.
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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side
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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.
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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.
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Locking your pet in the room and forcing it to spend time with you.
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Pretend i'm a sim.
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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.
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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.
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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.
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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.
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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.
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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.
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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time
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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.