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I like to eat the crust on pizzas
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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair
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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open
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Watch the same movies over and over
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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.
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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...
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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with
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I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...
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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head
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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways
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Only use the left earphone.
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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick
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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.
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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.
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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window
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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh
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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly
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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.
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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.
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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.
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I **** with no hands.
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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.
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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird
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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.