Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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When I see interactive ads on webpages ( "Shoot 5 iPhones And Get One Free!" type of windows ), I feel compelled to finish the task, even though I KNOW it's going to open a pop-up and waste 10 seconds of my life.

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Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

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apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

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I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.