How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

Eat ice by itself

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

Realising that there are ASSHOLES posting dumb shit on this site.

I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.