When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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when someone goes underwater in a movie I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived in that situation, I almost died during Finding Nemo

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal

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I always cry when I pray.

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Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

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Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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check shower for murder then pee

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.