When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I have a phobia of incest

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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i use dental dams

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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Sometimes when im sitting in class i start thinking how i would save the whole classroom if someone was to come in with a gun and start shooting.

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.