Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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On a calendar search for the picture on your birthday month

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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When one of those sad sappy abused dogs commercials comes on, you change the channel really fast to prevent from crying.

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Answering questions that weren't directed at me, then awkwardly playing it off like they were talking to you.

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when i watch tv and it cuts to break, if i hear someone on the tv tell me not to change the chanel, ill say "u cant tell me what to do!" and then ill change it.

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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R A P E Children

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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Sometimes I imagine what it would look like if I was seeing out of another person's eyes across from where I happen to be.

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After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.