I masturbate with sandpaper

Videotape my mother in the shower.

Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

I eat food when i'm bored..

Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

Put my hand under the pillow in bed to get orgasm

If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

Sometimes when I look at something up close, I alternate closing each eye and looking at the object from the other eye, then switch again. I do it really fast to make it look like that thing is moving. It's really entertaining.

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.