I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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When I'm opening my locker lock, I try to beat the person next to me.

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Think about the things you could do if you had the power to stop the time.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

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When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

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I never look out the window at night because I'm afraid there will be an Alien staring at me when I move the curtains.

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.