I think about other women when having sex

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smoke marijuana

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

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I Masturbate Daily.

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done

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I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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Squeezing my cat's face back so it looks Chinese.

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.