If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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stand in front of a mirror with your headphones in, and lip sync the words of the song playing to pretend you are singing in a music video

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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I approach balcony ledges with my feet firmly planted, just in case a random person decides to come pick me up and throw me off the balcony.

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.