Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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waking up from an amazing/awesome dream and spend the rest of the day thinking up of new senarios to come after...

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Sometimes I wonder if my whole life is a hallucination and I'm actually in some padded room somewhere, talking to myself and staring into space while my real family mourns the fact that their daughter will never be able to live a real life...

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Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.