I masturbate with sandpaper

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

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I eat food when i'm bored..

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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Put my hand under the pillow in bed to get orgasm

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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Sometimes when I look at something up close, I alternate closing each eye and looking at the object from the other eye, then switch again. I do it really fast to make it look like that thing is moving. It's really entertaining.

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.