I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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i see almost everything as a sign

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humiliating little girls

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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Pee in the shower

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.