wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

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I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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My hoodie/jacket strings HAVE to be equal in length, or I pull them then restretch the hood out to make them even.

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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Reading the terms of service :O....

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.