Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

Made after doomsday plans

I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

I stop the microwave at 1 second so that one someone else uses it it beeps

I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.

When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

sometimes i sing and when i do , i make drum sounds with my teeth and you know, all that stuff

when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.