I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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Every time I see my self in a mirror, I feel like I'm watching someone in a different dimension and make quick movements to see if they mess up.

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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Always fantasize about grabbing a cop's gun from his holster. Just because I am pretty sure I could.

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I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

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I delete all notifications on my phone before i shut it off.

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.