Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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I have never watched Star Wars.

Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

I tell inanimate objects what to do.

When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

pee when you are dreaming haha lol

Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.