from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

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I delete all notifications on my phone before i shut it off.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Make scary faces in the mirror and try to scare myself

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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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i randomly grab my boobs when i'm home alone. like, all the time.

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Stuff 13 chips in my mouth when no one is looking, bite 1 chip in half and chew it for 30 seconds when someone is looking.

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Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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Know all the lyrics to a song but then realize you never actually "listened" to the song to see what it's about

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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I talk excessively loud in public sometimes so people can hear my opinions. I'm just hoping someone's eavesdropping because I like the fact that they might agree with me and that they get to see a little bit of who I am. I don't even know these people.

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.