Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.

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Waking up from a dream that you thought was real life, and thinking,man i wish that was real...

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While listening to songs, your always thinking of a situation to go along with it.

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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before going to a party, i rehearse the conversations i expect to have with the people who will be there (even though those conversations never actually happent)

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Not clicking the Facebook 'like' button on "pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud", because it will show up on your profile, and you think other people will think you're strange.

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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Sometimes when I look at something up close, I alternate closing each eye and looking at the object from the other eye, then switch again. I do it really fast to make it look like that thing is moving. It's really entertaining.

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A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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I read the down voted posts

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Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...

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think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.