I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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When I masturbate I trade hands often in fear that my penis may become crooked.

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

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Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

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Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.