When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

Pretend that i don't care about my birthday when i actually can't wait to see what present people will get me and get terribly excited everytime someone text me

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

think something you shouldn't, then stop thinking it, because someone might read your mind

when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

Accidentally turning the fan on instead of the light when you walk into the bathroom and having a mini-spazz attack because the sound scares you.

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose

When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.