Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.

Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

When I'm walking I pretend that I'm staying in the same place and moving the world beneath me.

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.

Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.