before i go to sleep i must check the front door knob multiple times to make sure its locked

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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Every time I open a door, I shout out "Alohamora!" and then I open it.

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Find something you dislike about your face/body and instantly compare it with every person you meet from then on

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me

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before going to a party, i rehearse the conversations i expect to have with the people who will be there (even though those conversations never actually happent)

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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My hoodie/jacket strings HAVE to be equal in length, or I pull them then restretch the hood out to make them even.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.