I buy books and never read them and get mad at myself for doing so.

You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

When you stop to tie you shoe, you re-tie the other so one isnt tighter than the other.

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

Picking my nose.

When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.

Having small fingers and, regardless, still unable to click on the right thing when on the internet with a touch screen phone.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me

Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

When I see myself in the mirror, I have to make a funny face just to make sure my face still works.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.