when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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Reading the terms of service :O....

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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Stalk people on facebook, find out something interesting, and later claim that it 'came up on your newsfeed'.

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You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.