Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

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when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

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Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...

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Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.

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When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

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put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

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Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

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When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

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Giving my dog a massage.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

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Courtesy flush.

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.