I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

sometimes if I am going on a flight to another country I will hold a small pocket of air in my mouth before getting on the plane and then I would let it out after we land

When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.