Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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sometimes, i smell my own farts.

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.