Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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I always feel a little twinge of regret when I see "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service," because I know it's a lie.

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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Pee in my work garbage can.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.