Eat something to pass the time while I wait for my food in the microwave to be cooked.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

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I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.