If I see a shriveled, dried leaf while walking along the sidewalk I am compelled to step on it and make it crunch.

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I have tons of imaginary conversations in my head with people I know, but they never happen. It's worse when something funny happens in the imaginary conversation and I laugh to myself, and if someone notices I can't even say that I was remembering something because I wasn't, it had never happened...

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I hold my breath in elevators

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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make food scream if i chop them up.

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I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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"Oh, that was a messed up thought, probably shouldn't think about it again or something worse because---GODDAMN IT."

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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i use dental dams

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

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Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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Attempting to silently sneak a fart, then it erupts from your anus.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.