Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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I post morals under every one of my new comments. Moral: Duh, I am moral man ffs! What do you expect! Its awesome! If things go at this phase I will be a celebrity in... hmm... in never!

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

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Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

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Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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Playing with your phone or remote throwinng it up and down until it hits your face

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I scratch and sniff.

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.