Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

I apologize, when i bump against things.

I act as though I've had movie cameras placed in my eyes and a bunch of people will watch my life as a movie at some point. And so I do a narration voice for them.

Look at a word and count the letters by 2's - continue counting the letters over and over by 2's until it comes out even at the end of the word.

I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

Answering questions that weren't directed at me, then awkwardly playing it off like they were talking to you.

While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.

wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

misread flashlight

Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

Whenever I'm home alone, I dance and sing along to any commercial.

Rub boogers under the arm rest on the couch.

When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.