- Things You Think Only You Do

Open the fridge, nothing there, close fridge, open again just to make sure nothing has magically appeared

I will look up the definition of a word in a text message before I use it just incase I'm using it in the wrong context.

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Stalk people on facebook, find out something interesting, and later claim that it 'came up on your newsfeed'.

Check the toilet paper after wiping your ass

For some reason, I smile whenever I'm telling someone bad news or a sad story. I always try to not smile, but it doesn't work and I feel like a terrible person.

I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

When tapping, I always have to do the same pattern of taps, and I feel incomplete if I don't finish the pattern I started.

Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.

I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.

When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

wipe your hands on your pants

When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.

Fill up a glass, drink half, then fill it up again.

Breathe.

Waking up from a dream that you thought was real life, and thinking,man i wish that was real...

Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.

before going to a party, i rehearse the conversations i expect to have with the people who will be there (even though those conversations never actually happent)

Laughing randomly because you remembered something that was funny earlier

I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.