I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.