When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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i masturbate with my feet

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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I stand under my ceiling fan, looking up while spinning around to make it look still...

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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i smoke weed all day.

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

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When I see someone I know walking toward me as I'm walking toward them from a long way away, I pretend I don't see them until we're right on top of each other, then, miraculously discovering them, I smile and say, "Hi".

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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Courtesy flush.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.