Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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When I'm opening my locker lock, I try to beat the person next to me.

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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when two pictures look very similar, i go back and forth between them so it looks like they're moving

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When I see interactive ads on webpages ( "Shoot 5 iPhones And Get One Free!" type of windows ), I feel compelled to finish the task, even though I KNOW it's going to open a pop-up and waste 10 seconds of my life.

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.