in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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sometimes if I am going on a flight to another country I will hold a small pocket of air in my mouth before getting on the plane and then I would let it out after we land

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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.