Dancing while hoovering

I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

you know how everyone talks about making life decisions in the shower and thinking about life?.....yeah thats me on the toilet

Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.

when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.