Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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Sometimes I wonder if my whole life is a hallucination and I'm actually in some padded room somewhere, talking to myself and staring into space while my real family mourns the fact that their daughter will never be able to live a real life...

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I'm constantly struck with this odd sensation that I didn't wipe my ass well enough.

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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stand in front of a mirror with your headphones in, and lip sync the words of the song playing to pretend you are singing in a music video

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

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conundrum.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.