wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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Rapidly click the mouse when your computer is frozen, even though you know it won't do anything to help whatsoever.

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When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc

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I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

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Hate when you finish a cup of pudding or something like that and you don’t want to get up to put the spoon in the sink so you just leave it sitting in the cup but the spoon is too tall for the cup and it falls over.

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After hearing a song, you think, oh i have never heard of that before, and then you start hearing it every single day....

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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jack off

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.