pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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Every time i take a drink from a cup, i rotate the cup so i never drink from the same place.

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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Give your neighbors names from movies.

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Say what even when u heard someone

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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wonder if there are secret cameras watching my every move...

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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When no one's at home, the house turns into an action movie set. Going to my room turns into sprinting up the stairs and purposely stumbling to give the effect that bombs are going off. And always make it to the room in time to hop on the last helicopter out of the jungle.

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.