Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

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mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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Sometimes i think i've been living a dream life, and one day im really gonna wake up in the middle of 9th grade math class and have to explain why i was sleeping on my desk and jerking off so much.

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losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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I flip the pillow at night to feel the cool sensation.

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.