I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

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Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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I always cry when I pray.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.