After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

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I really don't know what to do when i see a double post on here. I mean, i get that people like to do stuff with their feet when their in bed, but somehow al lot of these people do not find it enough to vote up an existing post.

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.