Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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If there's leaves on the ground and the wind picks it up and makes like swirls I put my arms out to make it seem I'm controlling the swirls.

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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Eat ice by itself

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.