when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

Reading the terms of service :O....

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

Stalk people on facebook, find out something interesting, and later claim that it 'came up on your newsfeed'.

You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.

When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.