Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

When I'm home alone I open random doors to make sure nobodys there

After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

Dip my pizza crust in my soda

Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"

When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

get bored so I fist myself for money

Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

im going to kill that person and get away with it

im going to RAPEEEE that girl

Doing something really embarrassing in public and thinking "Doesn't matter, I'll never see these people again.".

trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.