sneeze without closing my eyes

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fap

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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I vote thumb dlown the ones that i dong like

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When I say, "What?" after understanding exactly what someone said.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

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Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

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when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Doing something really embarrassing in public and thinking "Doesn't matter, I'll never see these people again.".

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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I talk to my pet when no one is home.

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.