when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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incognito mode on google chrome

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.

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i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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Try having a conversation with your friends parents but keep saying yeah the whole time

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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Having gay sex

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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ask my dog questions then realize, she can't talk...

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.