turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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I **** with no hands.

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I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

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think something you shouldn't, then stop thinking it, because someone might read your mind

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Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

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do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet

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When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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I think about life problems in the shower

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.