When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

whale sperm

Make hand gestures when talking on phone

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.