I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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when i am in a long car ride i look out the window and imagine im in a sad music video

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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Lie in bed and wonder what happens whe you die, get depressed and come on this site for reassurance

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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waking up from an amazing/awesome dream and spend the rest of the day thinking up of new senarios to come after...

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.