I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

Eating chicken at KFC.

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

i run my 2 fingers across a wall like they're ninja feet when im happy.

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

My parents are annoying.

Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

think about all of the things you would do if you were the only person on earth

At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

Kill Jb without getting aressted.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.