being super bored at shool

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

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i masturbate with my feet

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I flip the pillow at night to feel the cool sensation.

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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John

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I delete all notifications on my phone before i shut it off.

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Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.