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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.
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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.
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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?
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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.
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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.
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I put big spaces in between comments
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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.
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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?
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must have the tv volume set to an even number or feel weird
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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.
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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public
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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.
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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.
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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.
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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.
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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!
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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant
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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?
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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.
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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!
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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!
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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.
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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.