Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie)

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Sitting down in the shower

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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Laying in bed kind of hungry, knowing exactly what you want to eat, and going over all the steps involved (going all the way to the kitchen, making the food, cleaning up, going all the way back to your room, plus it's nighttime and something might get you) and trying to decide whether or not it's worth it to go eat now or just wait until you wake up.

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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

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Having gay sex

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even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.