Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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Boinked my neighbor

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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Try having a conversation with your friends parents but keep saying yeah the whole time

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when looking for lost keys i return to the place they should be at least 5 times and look there

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Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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I dip my pizza crust in soda

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sometimes i close my eyes and i rub them to see psychedelic drawings

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.