If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.

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when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

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Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

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I know how to type a ¿

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If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Boinked my neighbor

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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Seperate your food on you dinner plate

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.