Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

I post morals under every one of my new comments. Moral: Duh, I am moral man ffs! What do you expect! Its awesome! If things go at this phase I will be a celebrity in... hmm... in never!

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

Playing with your phone or remote throwinng it up and down until it hits your face

I scratch and sniff.

I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

I used to eat bath bubbles

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.