get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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incognito mode on google chrome

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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I talk excessively loud in public sometimes so people can hear my opinions. I'm just hoping someone's eavesdropping because I like the fact that they might agree with me and that they get to see a little bit of who I am. I don't even know these people.

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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I sleep in the nude.

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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I push the door open with my stomach

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.