I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

When out I like to "people watch."

Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

I like to poo while smoking.

After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.

Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.