in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

sometimes if I am going on a flight to another country I will hold a small pocket of air in my mouth before getting on the plane and then I would let it out after we land

only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.