Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.

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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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When I'm walking I pretend that I'm staying in the same place and moving the world beneath me.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.