Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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I act as though I've had movie cameras placed in my eyes and a bunch of people will watch my life as a movie at some point. And so I do a narration voice for them.

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Look at a word and count the letters by 2's - continue counting the letters over and over by 2's until it comes out even at the end of the word.

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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Answering questions that weren't directed at me, then awkwardly playing it off like they were talking to you.

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While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

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misread flashlight

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

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Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

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Whenever I'm home alone, I dance and sing along to any commercial.

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Rub boogers under the arm rest on the couch.

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.