Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.