Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

Waking up from a dream that you thought was real life, and thinking,man i wish that was real...

When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out

Locking your pet in the room and forcing it to spend time with you.

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

hate Justin Bieber

Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.