- Things You Think Only You Do

Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

humiliating little girls

When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.