Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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I mean Diana Ross.

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

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Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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chew on the side of my teeth

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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You pause while walking around your house when you're home alone because you think you heard a noise, but then realize it was just you walking.

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.