Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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draw little triangles while coulouring in to make it seem that theres not so much work -jesse

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Walking around store and store clerk asks are you finding everything ok..and you reply yes and you...

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.