Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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When no one's at home, the house turns into an action movie set. Going to my room turns into sprinting up the stairs and purposely stumbling to give the effect that bombs are going off. And always make it to the room in time to hop on the last helicopter out of the jungle.

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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Every time I switch pages on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com, I always end up reading If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there.

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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I get creeped out if I haven't looked at a clock in a while and when I finally do it reads 9:11

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I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.