thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

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feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

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I can't brush my teeth and rinse in the sink right after I flush the toilet, for fear of it being connected somehow, and rinsing with my own piss.

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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When I'm about to go to the bathroom, I think of a million things that I have to do and try to do them all before I pee my pants.

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Pee in my work garbage can.

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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shag your mom

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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In my head, my life is some kind of on-going documentary about my life. Sometimes when I'm alone, I conduct interviews.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.