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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.

Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John

When the hero of a movie is drowning I hold my breath to see if I would survive.

When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

For some reason, I smile whenever I'm telling someone bad news or a sad story. I always try to not smile, but it doesn't work and I feel like a terrible person.

When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag

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Change the channel during commercials when you have the remote, when you don't you go insane and say "TURN IT BACK WE'LL MISS THE START!!!"

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

If I have a black surface I scratch my dandruff onto and make a dandruff galaxy.

touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.