I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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Giving my dog a massage.

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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when im losing an argument, ill start singing my responses

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.