I pretend that my actions are perceived by a past self and they're always astounded by the change I've gone through.

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

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Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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Turn on Fox News and wonder if I'm watching a bad comedy routine or news reporting.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

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Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

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On a calendar search for the picture on your birthday month

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

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Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

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When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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Get freaked out when door bell or phone rings when you are doing something you are not supposed to.

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When you stop to tie you shoe, you re-tie the other so one isnt tighter than the other.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.