Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

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Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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im going to rape that girl

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

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I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.