Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

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think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

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When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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I chew on anything plastic. I don't think there's a pen that I haven't chewed on or a plastic cap I haven't put in my mouth. It's a horrible habit but it feels so DAMN GOOD TO CHEW!

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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I don't read the terms of service.

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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If I see a shriveled, dried leaf while walking along the sidewalk I am compelled to step on it and make it crunch.

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Every time I open a door, I shout out "Alohamora!" and then I open it.

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.