open the fridge A eat food B think

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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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being super bored at shool

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

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Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

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Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.