While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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After hearing a song, you think, oh i have never heard of that before, and then you start hearing it every single day....

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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Know all the lyrics to a song but then realize you never actually "listened" to the song to see what it's about

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.