Attempting to silently sneak a fart, then it erupts from your anus.

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Go up stairs two steps at a time. Avoid those stairs forever if there are an odd number and I have to end in a single step.

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Sometimes I wipe my butt so violently that my finger goes through the toilet paper and into my butt hole. I enjoy it and question my sexuality. ;)

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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When no one is around I make sound effects for everything I do.

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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Having small fingers and, regardless, still unable to click on the right thing when on the internet with a touch screen phone.

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.