- Things You Think Only You Do

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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shag your mom

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I pretend that my actions are perceived by a past self and they're always astounded by the change I've gone through.

+113

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

+10

Being fat

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When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

-107

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

-15

While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

shag your mom

I pretend that my actions are perceived by a past self and they're always astounded by the change I've gone through.

Write things in the air with my finger, and then erase the words with my hand.

Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

I can only play a piano with my right hand

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

Being fat

When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

I aphabeticalize my shoes

When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

Things You Think Only You Do