If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.

when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

I know how to type a ¿

If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

Boinked my neighbor

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

Seperate your food on you dinner plate

I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.