- Things You Think Only You Do

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

+49

When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

-30

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

-66

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

-42

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

-35

i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

-34

play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

-40

I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

-97

When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

-28

I meow when my cat meows.

-15

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

-8

When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

-34

when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

-4

When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

-113

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

-22

If I'm in my room and I need to fart, I walk into someone else's room and fart in there so that my room doesn't stink up.

-53

Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

-30

Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

-88

Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

-7

Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

I meow when my cat meows.

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

I pee in the shower. :3

Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

If I'm in my room and I need to fart, I walk into someone else's room and fart in there so that my room doesn't stink up.

Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

Things You Think Only You Do