think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.

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sing in the shower

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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When I was younger I would image a band that played the songs on the radio that was strapped to the roof of the car during long car rides.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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Smiling like an Idiot when you get a cute text

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.