I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

i see almost everything as a sign

humiliating little girls

open the fridge A eat food B think

Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

I tell inanimate objects what to do.

Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

Pee in the shower

Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.