I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

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sometimes i sing and when i do , i make drum sounds with my teeth and you know, all that stuff

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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Think about things I should be doing with my life.

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whenever im getting a haircut, i feel as if the barber can see my embarrassing and private thoughts.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.

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Eat something that will make crumbs over the sink because you are too lazy to get a plate

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

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Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.