I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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Give your neighbors names from movies.

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every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

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Before I go to bed I have to put one of my hands between my knees in order to warm up and get comfy.

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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misread dig bick

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When I'm in the shower i let the water run off my arms and fingers and pretend I'm a giant god of water sending torrents to the miniature people below.

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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make food scream if i chop them up.

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I really don't know what to do when i see a double post on here. I mean, i get that people like to do stuff with their feet when their in bed, but somehow al lot of these people do not find it enough to vote up an existing post.

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Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

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when someone says something like 'it's too late' i always start singing 'to apologizeeeeee' even though i think people are annoyed of me always singing along to their sentences and changing the meaning, but i just cannot stop it

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scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

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As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.