I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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sometimes if I am going on a flight to another country I will hold a small pocket of air in my mouth before getting on the plane and then I would let it out after we land

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

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Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

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I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.