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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick
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i take words i just read or said and sing them to the tune of a song
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jack off
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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting
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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.
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Look at my poo before I flush it.
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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)
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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain
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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day
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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.
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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing
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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.
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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.
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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it
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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap
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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you
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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!
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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'
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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.
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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward
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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on
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I push the door open with my stomach
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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?
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I dip my pizza crust in soda
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.