Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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Answering questions that weren't directed at me, then awkwardly playing it off like they were talking to you.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.