When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

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Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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Reading the terms of service :O....

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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listen to madonnas new album

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.