When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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whale sperm

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.