I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

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When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.