Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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Make up a song to yourself.

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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Get freaked out when door bell or phone rings when you are doing something you are not supposed to.

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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I hate being called "buddy".

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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Your mom

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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.