Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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Abuse your pet when nobody's looking

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.