Type in "Things you think only you do" then feel better that alot of people do the same stupid or smart things.

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John

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When the hero of a movie is drowning I hold my breath to see if I would survive.

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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For some reason, I smile whenever I'm telling someone bad news or a sad story. I always try to not smile, but it doesn't work and I feel like a terrible person.

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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

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Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Change the channel during commercials when you have the remote, when you don't you go insane and say "TURN IT BACK WE'LL MISS THE START!!!"

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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If I have a black surface I scratch my dandruff onto and make a dandruff galaxy.

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.