Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

Eating chicken at KFC.

When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

Putting your bra on your dogs dead

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.