Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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Sometimes I imagine what it would look like if I was seeing out of another person's eyes across from where I happen to be.

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights.

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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I try to move inanimate objects/set things on fire/control the elements with my mind.

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Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

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When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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If there's leaves on the ground and the wind picks it up and makes like swirls I put my arms out to make it seem I'm controlling the swirls.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.