Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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get bored so I fist myself for money

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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I hate being called "buddy".

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.