Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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When you tell yourself that this is the last page you'll read and end up reading three more.

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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When im alone i have a conversation with myself

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.