Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

Sitting next to a banana called James

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Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.

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Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.