shag your mom

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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Do somthing only you do

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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I imagine myself dying in the worst possible way more than once a day. I don't know...today, I was driving on a bridge and all I could picture was it collapsing and falling onto me, When I'm lying in bed, I imagine my ceiling fan toppling me.

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Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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waking up from an amazing/awesome dream and spend the rest of the day thinking up of new senarios to come after...

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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Breathe.

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When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.