Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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I have seen a UFO

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I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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Think about the things you could do if you had the power to stop the time.

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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My parents are annoying.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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when looking for lost keys i return to the place they should be at least 5 times and look there

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.