Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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I delete all notifications on my phone before i shut it off.

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

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Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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sleep with your legs crossed like your meditating.

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"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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When I'm in a hurry I brush my teeth while peeing because I think it saves time.

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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I wonder if we're actually just dolls and are being controlled by some little girl in her little doll house ....

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When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

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When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet

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Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

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make south park refferences every day

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.