Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

Always coming up with a really great comeback in my head 5 seconds too late. And then playing out what would have happened if I had said it.

Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out

I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

Pick your dead skin then eat it.

(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

Wondering who would cry at your funeral

Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.

i smoke weed all day.

When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.