In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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Pee in the shower

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?

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Courtesy flush.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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fart

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.