in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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wonder who wrote these things

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being super bored at shool

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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Change the channel during commercials when you have the remote, when you don't you go insane and say "TURN IT BACK WE'LL MISS THE START!!!"

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.