Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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Rub boogers under the arm rest on the couch.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.