Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.

I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

Having small fingers and, regardless, still unable to click on the right thing when on the internet with a touch screen phone.

Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

I click my teeth to music

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.