i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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I translate (parts of) songs into different languages in my head. I try to do it as good as possible.

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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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Repeat the phrase "you too" after a comment someone makes that does not apply. Bob: happy birthday Jim Jim: you too bob. Awwww sh!t.

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

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scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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I never feel bored

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Whenever I am in a conversation with someone, be it a family member, close friend, or stranger, I nearly always imagine either starting a random brawl with them for no reason (i.e. punching them in the face) or making out with them or something, neither of which I would ever consider doing. Am I alone?

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While listening to songs, your always thinking of a situation to go along with it.

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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I have tons of imaginary conversations in my head with people I know, but they never happen. It's worse when something funny happens in the imaginary conversation and I laugh to myself, and if someone notices I can't even say that I was remembering something because I wasn't, it had never happened...

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.