Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

I piss in the bed every night

Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

I never feel bored

You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

jack off

Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.