I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

log off the internet then think of something and go back on

When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

I stand under my ceiling fan, looking up while spinning around to make it look still...

pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

The longer it takes me to find the light switch in the dark the more frantic and terrified I become.

When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

Open the microwave at 1 second left to pretend you're on a bomb squad.

Peeing in the shower

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.