When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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Poop naked.

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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I think about other women when having sex

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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Eat ice by itself

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.