Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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Rub boogers under the arm rest on the couch.

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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When I'm scared in the shower sing

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.