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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.
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When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.
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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.
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after a shower, try to shake the water off.
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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O
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Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.
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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.
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If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!
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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying
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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.
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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.
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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.
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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real
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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters
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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.
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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.
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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.
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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.
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dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true
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I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times
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I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.
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Sleep with pillow between legs
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A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.