Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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blink

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.