Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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whenever im doing sumthing im not suppose to i feel like everybody knows what im doing

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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My parents are annoying.

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.