Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

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Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse.

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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I really like taking shits.

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Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

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Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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Sometimes when im sitting in class i start thinking how i would save the whole classroom if someone was to come in with a gun and start shooting.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.