sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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Doing something really embarrassing in public and thinking "Doesn't matter, I'll never see these people again.".

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when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

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I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.