When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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Pretend that i don't care about my birthday when i actually can't wait to see what present people will get me and get terribly excited everytime someone text me

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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think something you shouldn't, then stop thinking it, because someone might read your mind

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when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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Accidentally turning the fan on instead of the light when you walk into the bathroom and having a mini-spazz attack because the sound scares you.

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

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My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.