Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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My most intimate moments are constantly interrupted by the same thought..."oh, God...what if there is a secret security cam in here...CUT TO: oh God...can my dead grandparents see me now????"

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.