- Things You Think Only You Do

When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

Absentmindedly rub your stomach while lying down watching or reading.

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

dont turn my fan up so high cause i think its going to fall and slice me to bits -jesse

Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

When I'm about to go to the bathroom, I think of a million things that I have to do and try to do them all before I pee my pants.

Think of numbers as male or female.

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.

I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.