pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.