Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

I have seen a UFO

I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.

Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

Think about the things you could do if you had the power to stop the time.

Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

My parents are annoying.

When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

when looking for lost keys i return to the place they should be at least 5 times and look there

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.