I think Frozen is an overrated film

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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fap

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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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You remember something funny. You smile like an idiot. Everyone around thinks your weird for randomly smiling.

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Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.