When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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Giving my dog a massage.

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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Rapidly click the mouse when your computer is frozen, even though you know it won't do anything to help whatsoever.

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When I see myself in the mirror, I have to make a funny face just to make sure my face still works.

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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When out I like to "people watch."

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.