Give your neighbors names from movies.

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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While waiting on someone I check my phone and if there is no new message I just read old ones, just to be occupied and don't look stupid or lost

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If I'm in my room and I need to fart, I walk into someone else's room and fart in there so that my room doesn't stink up.

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masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

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Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.