If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

stand in front of a mirror with your headphones in, and lip sync the words of the song playing to pretend you are singing in a music video

Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

I approach balcony ledges with my feet firmly planted, just in case a random person decides to come pick me up and throw me off the balcony.

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.