Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

incognito mode on google chrome

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.

when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

i smoke weed all day.

Use my phone to see what time it is

I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

Peeing in the shower

Having a dream and forgetting it seconds later.

run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

Lie in bed and wonder what happens whe you die, get depressed and come on this site for reassurance

I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.