Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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I constantly talk to myself.

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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hurting your foot and running around trying not to think of the pain!

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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I never look out the window at night because I'm afraid there will be an Alien staring at me when I move the curtains.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Tear up when I poop

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I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

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Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.