Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

Stab myself on a daily basis

I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

I aphabeticalize my shoes

Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

Always fantasize about grabbing a cop's gun from his holster. Just because I am pretty sure I could.

I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

draw the sun at the corner of the page

when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

KICK THE CAN

Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

Go on this site to feel normal.

Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.