Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

I think Frozen is an overrated film

Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

I rehearse arguments in my head.

When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.