When I'm listening to my ipod on a road trip I look out the window longingly and pretend to be in a music video

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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Change the channel during commercials when you have the remote, when you don't you go insane and say "TURN IT BACK WE'LL MISS THE START!!!"

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

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Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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Spend way too much time on this website cause it makes you feel normal

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I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.

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Always fantasize about grabbing a cop's gun from his holster. Just because I am pretty sure I could.

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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Say "ow" when I drop something or before I get hurt

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.