Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

When I'm on Facebook, I flip between someone's most recent profile picture and their first one, just to see how much they've changed.

When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

i use dental dams

If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.