When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

I'll sing nice and loud in the shower and wonder why I haven't come out with an album yet

I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich

daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.