I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

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Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

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im going to rape that girl

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.

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pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.