when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

When I poop I pretend to make my wiener talk.

On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

I really like taking shits.

If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.

On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

get caught up in youtube comment arguments

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.