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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".
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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.
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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.
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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.
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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk
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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go
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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.
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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.
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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest
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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling
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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks
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dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true
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After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass
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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)
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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^
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Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.
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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.
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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.
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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.
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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.
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When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up
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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.
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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.
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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.