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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.
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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)
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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.
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Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)
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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.
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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny
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this is a terrible website and i hate you
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Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.
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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan
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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.
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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.
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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.
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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time
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close the fridge door really slowly just so you can see the light turn off
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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.
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When I have headphones in, I wonder if my swallowing is extremely loud for everyone else too.
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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000
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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website
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before i go to sleep i must check the front door knob multiple times to make sure its locked
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I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.
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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought
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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.
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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.
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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.