Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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this is a terrible website and i hate you

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scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.