I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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Make up a song to yourself.

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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Get freaked out when door bell or phone rings when you are doing something you are not supposed to.

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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I hate being called "buddy".

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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Your mom

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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.