I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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Dip my pizza crust in my soda

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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When laying in bed I put the covers over my head and act like I'm in different places..caves..tent..etc..

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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Check the time on my cell phone, put it back in my pocket. Dammit, didn't see the time. Check it again.

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Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

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When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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How many times is it okay to say "what" before just nodding and smiling?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.