Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

I always cry when I pray.

Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

Think about what you're going to tell your kids about your childhood when you grow-up.

Eat something that will make crumbs over the sink because you are too lazy to get a plate

Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.