When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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I vote thumb dlown the ones that i dong like

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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Guessing how many people are listening to the same song at the same moment as you

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

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I really enjoy self-pity.

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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.