When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.

When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

I put salt on buttered toast...

I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

When i need to poop i place toilet paper over the water so it doesn't splash up and hit my rectum.

I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

check shower for murder then pee

when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.