Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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Absentmindedly rub your stomach while lying down watching or reading.

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.