being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.