Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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I always cry when I pray.

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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Think about what you're going to tell your kids about your childhood when you grow-up.

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Eat something that will make crumbs over the sink because you are too lazy to get a plate

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

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Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.