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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.
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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.
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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time
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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.
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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free
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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair
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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes
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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.
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I have seen a UFO
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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.
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seeing small spots in your eye (dust probably) and then chasing them with your eye trying to catch them
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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.
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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves
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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.
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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.
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When I sneeze I hold my balls ( only when Im alone)
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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white
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reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal
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When my soap is running low, I add water to it.
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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.
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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...
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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.