You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.