Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

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I say my first name every night before I go to sleep because I want it to be the last thing I say before I die.

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When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.

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I masturbate evenly with both hands so that my penis doesn't become crooked.

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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This song will not come out of my head!

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.