get caught up in youtube comment arguments

In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.

I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

When I die during an online game I try to cram as much food and drink in my mouth as I can before I respawn. If I have no food I roll all over the bed.

I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

I brush my teeth while im in the shower

Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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