I dip my pizza crust in soda

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When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.