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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.
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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation
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Every time I see my self in a mirror, I feel like I'm watching someone in a different dimension and make quick movements to see if they mess up.
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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat
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During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.
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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.
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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.
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My parents are annoying.
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I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from
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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die
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Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.
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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.
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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.
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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.
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R A P E Children
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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere
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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...
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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.
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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.
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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half
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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.
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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.
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Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah
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Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.