I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

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Say what even when u heard someone

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

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I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

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use the shower water running of my arms and hands to shoot off random hairs inside the shower

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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Giving my dog a massage.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.