this is a terrible website and i hate you

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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stand in front of a mirror with your headphones in, and lip sync the words of the song playing to pretend you are singing in a music video

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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smoke marijuana

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Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.