Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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If no one else is home and you have to go to the bathroom, but you're invested in what you're doing on your laptop, you take it with you.

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losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

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I talk to my pet when no one is home.

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.