put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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I control water in the shower.

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I know how to type a ¿

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Your mom

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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I gotta get down of Friday

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.