get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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When I die during an online game I try to cram as much food and drink in my mouth as I can before I respawn. If I have no food I roll all over the bed.

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.