Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

If no one else is home and you have to go to the bathroom, but you're invested in what you're doing on your laptop, you take it with you.

losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

I talk to my pet when no one is home.

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.