While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.