I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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I know how to type a ¿

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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My parents are annoying.

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.