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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!
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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.
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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward
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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton
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I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.
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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.
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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things
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At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business
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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..
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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up
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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Pretend my life is a videogame.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!
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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't
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scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!
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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)
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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.
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I plant my feet firmly when the subway approaches in case a random stranger tries to kill me by pushing me in front of the train.
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being super bored at school
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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.
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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.
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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.
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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.