When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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I can't trill my R's

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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Talk to my cat.

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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Your mom

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.