I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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only read the short jokes on this website

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.