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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.
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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain
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Having gay sex
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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?
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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)
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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)
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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there
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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.
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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal
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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .
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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them
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Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.
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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo
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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.
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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)
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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt
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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.
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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!
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I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.
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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!
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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.
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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme
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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am
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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.