When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag

Do somthing only you do

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.

I piss in the bed every night

Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.