dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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The older I get the more honest I get

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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Sitting down in the shower

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.