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humiliating little girls

Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

Know all the lyrics to a song but then realize you never actually "listened" to the song to see what it's about

get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

Be a loner at school

When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.

Do somthing only you do

Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.