Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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When my soap is running low, I add water to it.

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mentally scolding yourself for thinking something dirty just in case the person you're thinking about can read your thoughts

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

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misread dig bick

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.