I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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when im losing an argument, ill start singing my responses

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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I put big spaces in between comments

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Fear that the CIA is secretly wathing you.

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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im going to RAPEEEE that girl

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My hoodie/jacket strings HAVE to be equal in length, or I pull them then restretch the hood out to make them even.

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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waking up from an amazing/awesome dream and spend the rest of the day thinking up of new senarios to come after...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.