talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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When I'm laying in bed, I make sure that my feet are covered and not hanging off the edge so that monsters don't eat them in my sleep.

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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Lie in bed and wonder what happens whe you die, get depressed and come on this site for reassurance

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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Pull the curtain right to the end so there are no gaps just in case some weirdo at night decides to look in my window.

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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Give your neighbors names from movies.

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find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

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Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.

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Pee sitting down so I dont have to aim

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whenever I see those commercials where there is two people talking to each other but they constantly look at me it really irritates me

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eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.