I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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Breathe.

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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penis

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.