I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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I get mad at characters on tv and i shoot the screen with my Nerf gun

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

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whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.