Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

fall asleep in the shower.

When im alone i have a conversation with myself

Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.