When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Tape your dick to your leg to fit into tight pants

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.