when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...

While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

I translate (parts of) songs into different languages in my head. I try to do it as good as possible.

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

When I see myself in the mirror, I have to make a funny face just to make sure my face still works.

The longer it takes me to find the light switch in the dark the more frantic and terrified I become.

The older I get the more honest I get

scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.