Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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humiliating little girls

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.