when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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I translate (parts of) songs into different languages in my head. I try to do it as good as possible.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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When I see myself in the mirror, I have to make a funny face just to make sure my face still works.

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The longer it takes me to find the light switch in the dark the more frantic and terrified I become.

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The older I get the more honest I get

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scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.