Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

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when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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I talk to my pet when no one is home.

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Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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when i realise for example that my shoes are stinking i get really paranoid and try to cover them under the table or something because i feel that everyone is thinking about it or is covering their nose or stuff

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If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

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I never feel bored

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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Look an ugly person up and down and try to think of ways that they can improve how they look. ( clothing, hair, and makeup)

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

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looking at the bottom when i meet foreigners talking among themselves... dang. no subtitles.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.