sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

Find something you dislike about your face/body and instantly compare it with every person you meet from then on

When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

Pretend that i don't care about my birthday when i actually can't wait to see what present people will get me and get terribly excited everytime someone text me

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.