Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

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Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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I dont know weather or not to flush the toilet at night incase i wake somebody, its even worse in other peoples houses.

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Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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Poo really loud

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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I have a phobia of incest

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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Stuff 13 chips in my mouth when no one is looking, bite 1 chip in half and chew it for 30 seconds when someone is looking.

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.