I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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Cough and shift my feet a lot when someone comes into the public bathroom so they know someone is in the stall and won't walk in on me.

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Check your analog watch, wait for it to strike a minute, then look away and try to count 60 seconds out in your head before you look again. However many seconds you were away is your new record.

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.