scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

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Play Minecraft

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Drinking and dialing people I dated.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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I sleep in the nude.

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Get freaked out when door bell or phone rings when you are doing something you are not supposed to.

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Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

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Think of the best come-backs ever, a few seconds after the time to use them would be.

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When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.