Wondering where are famous people and what they are doing at this exact moment.

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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Mentally preparing yourself to step on a crunchy-looking leaf, only to discover it is in fact soggy, soft and unsatisfactory.

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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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Poo really loud

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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I rape small children ;).

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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chew on the side of my teeth

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.