I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

When I walk into the bathroom and the lid of toilet is closed, I always get slightly nervous to lift it up and see into the toilet. I'm always thinking there'll be something disgusting or scary in there.

you know how everyone talks about making life decisions in the shower and thinking about life?.....yeah thats me on the toilet

Realising that there are ASSHOLES posting dumb shit on this site.

Go through funny pictures and memes on Facebook, and then accidently miss one and ten when you click to go back you have to go through like 5 more to get back to the one you want.

R A P E Children

Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

While waiting on someone I check my phone and if there is no new message I just read old ones, just to be occupied and don't look stupid or lost

feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?

I pass by closed doors quickly and at least as far away as the door seems like it can open, because I always feel like someone's going to burst out, hitting me in the face with the door.

When tapping, I always have to do the same pattern of taps, and I feel incomplete if I don't finish the pattern I started.

I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

i randomly grab my boobs when i'm home alone. like, all the time.

instinctively thumb down long posts without reading them.

Masturbate while waiting for a game to load.

Pick giant boogers and eat them.

When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.

Fall asleep at night fantasizing about how you wish life situations would play out.

dont turn my fan up so high cause i think its going to fall and slice me to bits -jesse

Dip my pizza crust in my soda

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.