Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

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when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry

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Write things in the air with my finger, and then erase the words with my hand.

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I hold my breath in elevators

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sing like a pro in da shower

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.

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wipe your hands on your pants

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

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Pull the curtain right to the end so there are no gaps just in case some weirdo at night decides to look in my window.

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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.