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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.
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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go
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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time
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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.
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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4
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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!
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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.
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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.
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Stalk people on facebook, find out something interesting, and later claim that it 'came up on your newsfeed'.
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You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.
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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen
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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...
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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.
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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.
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Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.
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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.
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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.
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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel
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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.
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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!
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Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.
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I scratch and sniff.
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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.
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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.