I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

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I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

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I wish I was born again, but I had all of the knowledge I have now.

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

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Picking my nose.

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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I actually get stuck watching those rediculous infomercials late at night... Yeah - you're not alone. But no, I don't buy anything either... Lol.

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Pee sitting down so I dont have to aim

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.