I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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Mayada stupid

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I piss in the bed every night

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.