When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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sing in the shower

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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Eat ice by itself

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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Create a little story/scenario in your head abbout someone you like or want to meet, while lying to go to sleep.

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Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.