Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.