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almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you
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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.
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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.
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Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them
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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.
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If there's leaves on the ground and the wind picks it up and makes like swirls I put my arms out to make it seem I'm controlling the swirls.
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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public
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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open
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Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name
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I masturbate with sandpaper
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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!
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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere
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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word
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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.
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I'm constantly struck with this odd sensation that I didn't wipe my ass well enough.
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when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.
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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.
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Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.
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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!
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When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.
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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...
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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3
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Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00
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when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.