Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.