Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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Boinked my neighbor

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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I talk to my pet when no one is home.

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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Breathe.

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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Pee in the shower

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.