SOMETIMES I SHIT ON MY HAND.... IN THE SHOWER

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

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Reading the terms of service :O....

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.