Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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I cover my webcam on my when I fap in fear that someone/something is watching.

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.