Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

im going to rape that girl

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

Sleep with pillow between legs

I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

I get creeped out if I haven't looked at a clock in a while and when I finally do it reads 9:11

i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

I used to eat bath bubbles

Pee in the shower.

Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.