I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

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When I'm laying in bed, I make sure that my feet are covered and not hanging off the edge so that monsters don't eat them in my sleep.

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Sometimes when I look at something up close, I alternate closing each eye and looking at the object from the other eye, then switch again. I do it really fast to make it look like that thing is moving. It's really entertaining.

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During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.

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listen to madonnas new album

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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Do somthing only you do

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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I cover my webcam on my when I fap in fear that someone/something is watching.

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.