when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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Made after doomsday plans

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I like to say really offensive and/and racist words when I'm on my own and no one can hear me. It just feels good to say things that I'm not allowed to.

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

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I act as though I've had movie cameras placed in my eyes and a bunch of people will watch my life as a movie at some point. And so I do a narration voice for them.

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Look at a word and count the letters by 2's - continue counting the letters over and over by 2's until it comes out even at the end of the word.

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When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.