Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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i take words i just read or said and sing them to the tune of a song

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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When I see myself in the mirror, I have to make a funny face just to make sure my face still works.

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My hoodie/jacket strings HAVE to be equal in length, or I pull them then restretch the hood out to make them even.

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When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.

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when i have to go down stairs at night, i have to sprint up the stairs in case there are ghosts/monsters never dangle my feet over the bed in case something tickles/touches them

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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"????????? ???? ?????! ??? ?? ???????? UH1 HUEY!!! ??? ?? ???????? ??????? ??????????? ?????, ????????? ?? ??????? ? ??????????????? ???????!!! ?????? ????, ???????????????? ?? ???????, ?? ?????? ??????? ?? ????! ???? ???????????? ???????, ????? ??????? ???? ??? ?????????, ? ??????????? ?????, ??? ????????? ??????? ??????????? ?????!!! ? ??? ?? ????? ???? ??????? ??????????? ??????????. ???????? ????????,???? ????, ??? ??????? ?????? ??? ????? ??? ????? ???? ? ??????. "

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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when singing to music on my ipod, i sometimes pause the music to hear how loud I am singing.

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.