I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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When one of those sad sappy abused dogs commercials comes on, you change the channel really fast to prevent from crying.

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Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.

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Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.