Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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Think a really Fu**ed up thought in your head, and then get mad at your brain for even coming up with it, and finally trying to think really nice thoughts to make up for it.

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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I am a BIG TIME movie talker. I always ask questions that people obviously don’t know the answer to like, “Where is he going?” “I thought they were friends?” “Wait.. Is she mad?” “Is that guy the killer?” Although people seem to tolerate me, I do promise that it is completely on accident. I don’t even realize I do it. –Ikka.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.