When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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sing in the shower

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

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I know how to type a ¿

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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I buy books and never read them and get mad at myself for doing so.

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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My most intimate moments are constantly interrupted by the same thought..."oh, God...what if there is a secret security cam in here...CUT TO: oh God...can my dead grandparents see me now????"

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.

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When I'm at someone else's house, clutter sort of bothers me and it makes me want to clean up. At my own house, it feels really weird if there's a lack of clutter, so I like to keep it that way.

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.