Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.