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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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this is a terrible website and i hate you

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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You remember something funny. You smile like an idiot. Everyone around thinks your weird for randomly smiling.

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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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i use dental dams

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to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.