I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

when im losing an argument, ill start singing my responses

I masturbate with sandpaper

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

I put big spaces in between comments

Fear that the CIA is secretly wathing you.

Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

im going to RAPEEEE that girl

My hoodie/jacket strings HAVE to be equal in length, or I pull them then restretch the hood out to make them even.

If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

im going to kill that person and get away with it

When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

waking up from an amazing/awesome dream and spend the rest of the day thinking up of new senarios to come after...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.