I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

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when i watch tv and it cuts to break, if i hear someone on the tv tell me not to change the chanel, ill say "u cant tell me what to do!" and then ill change it.

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

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When i take off my watch before i go to sleep i smell my wrist.

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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I pretend that my actions are perceived by a past self and they're always astounded by the change I've gone through.

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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While listening to music, I imagine an insanely huge dance number to go along with it.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.