when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

KICK THE CAN

Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

Go on this site to feel normal.

Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

Think you looked good the whole day, then come home and realize you were a hot mess and nobody told you

when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

Think up a come back three days after it would have been useful.

Pee in my work garbage can.

Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.

Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.