Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.