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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp
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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.
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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.
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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.
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blink
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Vote for the other guy
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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you
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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking
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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.
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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.
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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.
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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.
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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.
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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.
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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night
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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.
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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.
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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"
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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"
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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.
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I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side
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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time
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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing
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When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.