after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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blink

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Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

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I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.