I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

Say what even when u heard someone

I apologize, when i bump against things.

I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

use the shower water running of my arms and hands to shoot off random hairs inside the shower

Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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Giving my dog a massage.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.