Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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wonder if there are secret cameras watching my every move...

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

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Put my hand under the pillow in bed to get orgasm

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

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stand in front of a mirror with your headphones in, and lip sync the words of the song playing to pretend you are singing in a music video

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.