When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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I put salt on buttered toast...

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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When i need to poop i place toilet paper over the water so it doesn't splash up and hit my rectum.

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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check shower for murder then pee

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when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

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Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.