Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

humiliating little girls

Text random people saying I'm pregnant

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.