Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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When I have a really good dream, and I wake up and realize it was a dream, I try to fall back asleep and re-visit the dream.

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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When I'm walking I pretend that I'm staying in the same place and moving the world beneath me.

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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I unlike Facebook pages if they spam my wall.

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Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.