Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

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A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

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Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

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ask my dog questions then realize, she can't talk...

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.