I was not born in the country I am living in now

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Before I go to bed at night, I close the closet door so the monsters inside don't come get me while I'm sleeping.

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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Pee in my work garbage can.

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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Realising that there are ASSHOLES posting dumb shit on this site.

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Go outside and pee.

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.