Remembering that you're breathing and then it stops being subconscious so you have to purposely breathe until you stop thinking about it.

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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Write things in the air with my finger, and then erase the words with my hand.

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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Sometimes I toot.

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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I always cry when I pray.

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I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.