While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there.

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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I really don't know what to do when i see a double post on here. I mean, i get that people like to do stuff with their feet when their in bed, but somehow al lot of these people do not find it enough to vote up an existing post.

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when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

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Pee in the shower

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.