kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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this is a terrible website and i hate you

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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run inside after taking out the trash because a monster might be hiding in the big trash can

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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Make up a song to yourself.

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.