talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

When I'm laying in bed, I make sure that my feet are covered and not hanging off the edge so that monsters don't eat them in my sleep.

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

Lie in bed and wonder what happens whe you die, get depressed and come on this site for reassurance

Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

Pull the curtain right to the end so there are no gaps just in case some weirdo at night decides to look in my window.

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

Give your neighbors names from movies.

find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.

Pee sitting down so I dont have to aim

whenever I see those commercials where there is two people talking to each other but they constantly look at me it really irritates me

eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.

When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.