Thinking your life is a movie...

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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Go through funny pictures and memes on Facebook, and then accidently miss one and ten when you click to go back you have to go through like 5 more to get back to the one you want.

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

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I vote thumb dlown the ones that i dong like

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When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.

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When you tell yourself that this is the last page you'll read and end up reading three more.

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When I'm walking I pretend that I'm staying in the same place and moving the world beneath me.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Always fantasize about grabbing a cop's gun from his holster. Just because I am pretty sure I could.

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.