Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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When I'm opening my locker lock, I try to beat the person next to me.

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.