Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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Pee in the shower

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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I have an irrational fear of sloths

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.