I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

Mayada stupid

I piss in the bed every night

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.