Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

i take words i just read or said and sing them to the tune of a song

Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case

I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

When I see myself in the mirror, I have to make a funny face just to make sure my face still works.

My hoodie/jacket strings HAVE to be equal in length, or I pull them then restretch the hood out to make them even.

When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.

when i have to go down stairs at night, i have to sprint up the stairs in case there are ghosts/monsters never dangle my feet over the bed in case something tickles/touches them

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

when singing to music on my ipod, i sometimes pause the music to hear how loud I am singing.

Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.