After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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I post morals under every one of my new comments. Moral: Duh, I am moral man ffs! What do you expect! Its awesome! If things go at this phase I will be a celebrity in... hmm... in never!

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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Sex scene comes on TV while you are watching with your parents... Try to act normal... Fail.

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When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.

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when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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I put big spaces in between comments

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.