Sometimes I wonder if my whole life is a hallucination and I'm actually in some padded room somewhere, talking to myself and staring into space while my real family mourns the fact that their daughter will never be able to live a real life...

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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Rub boogers under the arm rest on the couch.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.