when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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When I poop I pretend to make my wiener talk.

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

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I really like taking shits.

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.

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On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.