Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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Sometimes I wonder if my whole life is a hallucination and I'm actually in some padded room somewhere, talking to myself and staring into space while my real family mourns the fact that their daughter will never be able to live a real life...

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it

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When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.

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scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

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When I'm in the shower i let the water run off my arms and fingers and pretend I'm a giant god of water sending torrents to the miniature people below.

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I like to play with the condensation on the outside of glasses, sometimes drawing in it, or just wiping it all off. I get half-way annoyed when it comes back, until I play with it again.

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I pretend I'm a musical when I'm alone and sing about all the stuff I'm doing.

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Before I go to bed at night, I close the closet door so the monsters inside don't come get me while I'm sleeping.

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I sleep in the nude.

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think something you shouldn't, then stop thinking it, because someone might read your mind

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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Whenever I'm home alone, I dance and sing along to any commercial.

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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Think up a come back three days after it would have been useful.

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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dont turn my fan up so high cause i think its going to fall and slice me to bits -jesse

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Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.