Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

I rehearse arguments in my head.

Boinked my neighbor

Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

I talk to my pet when no one is home.

At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

Breathe.

I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

Pee in the shower

When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.