When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

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When I'm about to go to the bathroom, I think of a million things that I have to do and try to do them all before I pee my pants.

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off

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When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.