Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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speak proper english

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.