being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.