My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

i see almost everything as a sign

I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

I delete all notifications on my phone before i shut it off.

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Make scary faces in the mirror and try to scare myself

Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

i randomly grab my boobs when i'm home alone. like, all the time.

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

Stuff 13 chips in my mouth when no one is looking, bite 1 chip in half and chew it for 30 seconds when someone is looking.

Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

Know all the lyrics to a song but then realize you never actually "listened" to the song to see what it's about

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.