kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

this is a terrible website and i hate you

When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

run inside after taking out the trash because a monster might be hiding in the big trash can

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

Make up a song to yourself.

When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

Pretend i'm a sim.

When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.