when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

sing like a pro in da shower

Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

the power to regenerate your appendix

When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

Play with my own boobs for no reason

When no one is around I make sound effects for everything I do.

Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.