I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

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if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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I push the door open with my stomach

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Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

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Every time I see my self in a mirror, I feel like I'm watching someone in a different dimension and make quick movements to see if they mess up.

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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squezzing moisturisure/tooth paste really hard cos the top is all dry and then a shit load comes out all at once

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Breathe.

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.