- Things You Think Only You Do

Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

Make up a song to yourself.

I imagine myself dying in the worst possible way more than once a day. I don't know...today, I was driving on a bridge and all I could picture was it collapsing and falling onto me, When I'm lying in bed, I imagine my ceiling fan toppling me.

I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

I click my teeth to music

I rape small children ;).

I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.

When tapping, I always have to do the same pattern of taps, and I feel incomplete if I don't finish the pattern I started.

I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.

Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry

reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! end of special message just for you

sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse.

I cant ride a bike

I light my pubes on fire instead of shaving them because they aren't as itchy that way.

When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

Check the time on my cell phone, put it back in my pocket. Dammit, didn't see the time. Check it again.

Think up a come back three days after it would have been useful.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.