I pass by closed doors quickly and at least as far away as the door seems like it can open, because I always feel like someone's going to burst out, hitting me in the face with the door.

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Sex scene comes on TV while you are watching with your parents... Try to act normal... Fail.

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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When I see interactive ads on webpages ( "Shoot 5 iPhones And Get One Free!" type of windows ), I feel compelled to finish the task, even though I KNOW it's going to open a pop-up and waste 10 seconds of my life.

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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I think I have superpowers and sometimes I try to use them by force, like lifting a pencil with my mind or elevate from the ground.

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i smoke weed all day.

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Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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When no one's at home, the house turns into an action movie set. Going to my room turns into sprinting up the stairs and purposely stumbling to give the effect that bombs are going off. And always make it to the room in time to hop on the last helicopter out of the jungle.

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Know all the lyrics to a song but then realize you never actually "listened" to the song to see what it's about

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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Automatically lie to your dentist when they ask if you floss

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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Before I go to bed at night, I close the closet door so the monsters inside don't come get me while I'm sleeping.

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when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

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I get creeped out if I haven't looked at a clock in a while and when I finally do it reads 9:11

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.