Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

When one of those sad sappy abused dogs commercials comes on, you change the channel really fast to prevent from crying.

go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

Dramatically narrate everything I do in my head as I do it.

only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

Think of the best come-backs ever, a few seconds after the time to use them would be.

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.