Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...

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Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

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When the hero of a movie is drowning I hold my breath to see if I would survive.

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no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle

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When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

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When I'm in the shower i let the water run off my arms and fingers and pretend I'm a giant god of water sending torrents to the miniature people below.

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When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

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lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

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sit in the shower

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I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

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When im alone i have a conversation with myself

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Whenever I am in a conversation with someone, be it a family member, close friend, or stranger, I nearly always imagine either starting a random brawl with them for no reason (i.e. punching them in the face) or making out with them or something, neither of which I would ever consider doing. Am I alone?

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If I see a shriveled, dried leaf while walking along the sidewalk I am compelled to step on it and make it crunch.

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Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)

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When I poop I pretend to make my wiener talk.

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Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

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when you bleed you suck your own blood

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.