How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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Go up stairs two steps at a time. Avoid those stairs forever if there are an odd number and I have to end in a single step.

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Stalk people on facebook, find out something interesting, and later claim that it 'came up on your newsfeed'.

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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Whenever I am in a conversation with someone, be it a family member, close friend, or stranger, I nearly always imagine either starting a random brawl with them for no reason (i.e. punching them in the face) or making out with them or something, neither of which I would ever consider doing. Am I alone?

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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Give a 'thumbs up' or a 'thumbs down' based strictly on how much you like the number it will change it to.

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When I'm opening my locker lock, I try to beat the person next to me.

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I get creeped out if I haven't looked at a clock in a while and when I finally do it reads 9:11

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When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)

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i smoke weed all day.

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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When I die during an online game I try to cram as much food and drink in my mouth as I can before I respawn. If I have no food I roll all over the bed.

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While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.