When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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I hit the frig after sex

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.