think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

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get bored so I fist myself for money

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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Seperate your food on you dinner plate

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.