When I see interactive ads on webpages ( "Shoot 5 iPhones And Get One Free!" type of windows ), I feel compelled to finish the task, even though I KNOW it's going to open a pop-up and waste 10 seconds of my life.

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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when i realise for example that my shoes are stinking i get really paranoid and try to cover them under the table or something because i feel that everyone is thinking about it or is covering their nose or stuff

I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

open the fridge A eat food B think

try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.