Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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I unlike Facebook pages if they spam my wall.

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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whenever im getting a haircut, i feel as if the barber can see my embarrassing and private thoughts.

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

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Dip my pizza crust in my soda

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.