Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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When one of those sad sappy abused dogs commercials comes on, you change the channel really fast to prevent from crying.

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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

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Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

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Dramatically narrate everything I do in my head as I do it.

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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Think of the best come-backs ever, a few seconds after the time to use them would be.

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.