I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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"????????? ???? ?????! ??? ?? ???????? UH1 HUEY!!! ??? ?? ???????? ??????? ??????????? ?????, ????????? ?? ??????? ? ??????????????? ???????!!! ?????? ????, ???????????????? ?? ???????, ?? ?????? ??????? ?? ????! ???? ???????????? ???????, ????? ??????? ???? ??? ?????????, ? ??????????? ?????, ??? ????????? ??????? ??????????? ?????!!! ? ??? ?? ????? ???? ??????? ??????????? ??????????. ???????? ????????,???? ????, ??? ??????? ?????? ??? ????? ??? ????? ???? ? ??????. "

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I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out

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If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.