Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights.

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

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Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.

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Having a dream and forgetting it seconds later.

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Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.

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Pretend that i don't care about my birthday when i actually can't wait to see what present people will get me and get terribly excited everytime someone text me

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.