Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.