At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

Stab myself on a daily basis

i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

I have always belived that I invented calling Target " Tar- jhay"

A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

Sometimes when I look at something up close, I alternate closing each eye and looking at the object from the other eye, then switch again. I do it really fast to make it look like that thing is moving. It's really entertaining.

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

sing in the shower

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.