When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.

I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.

Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

When I'm laying in bed, I make sure that my feet are covered and not hanging off the edge so that monsters don't eat them in my sleep.

when i know that friends are coming to my place the next day i clean up my room and then i'm like...oh i forgot to clean up i'm sorry, it's always in a mess...

when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

Sometimes I imagine how everyone would react if I died.

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

think about all of the things you would do if you were the only person on earth

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I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

Play with my own boobs for no reason

When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.