That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

you know how everyone talks about making life decisions in the shower and thinking about life?.....yeah thats me on the toilet

Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

I gotta get down of Friday

lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

I piss in the bed every night

Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

I never feel bored

You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

jack off

Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.