Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

Cough and shift my feet a lot when someone comes into the public bathroom so they know someone is in the stall and won't walk in on me.

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.

The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

Type in "Things you think only you do" then feel better that alot of people do the same stupid or smart things.

Spend way too much time on this website cause it makes you feel normal

Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

when i realise for example that my shoes are stinking i get really paranoid and try to cover them under the table or something because i feel that everyone is thinking about it or is covering their nose or stuff

sometimes if I am going on a flight to another country I will hold a small pocket of air in my mouth before getting on the plane and then I would let it out after we land

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.