Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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I ejaculate fire and glory

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.

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I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

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wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.