Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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Pretend that when you are in the shower, the shower head is a giant machine gun, that takes thousands of men to operate, and that you were an extremely large person and you catch ALL of the bullets in your mouth, spitting them at the shower head while at the same time turning off the water as if they all died, and the small drips that continue to drop out were the dead soldires' blood.....-dillon

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Try having a conversation with your friends parents but keep saying yeah the whole time

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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

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I never read the Terms of Service. I just click "OK"

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

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When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

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When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.