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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes
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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.
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When i need to poop i place toilet paper over the water so it doesn't splash up and hit my rectum.
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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter
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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.
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Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.
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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.
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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.
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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site
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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.
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Every time I see my self in a mirror, I feel like I'm watching someone in a different dimension and make quick movements to see if they mess up.
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Type in "Things you think only you do" then feel better that alot of people do the same stupid or smart things.
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While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.
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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush
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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.
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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.
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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...
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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!
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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face
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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.
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Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'
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Pretend animals talk to you!
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.