Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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when you bleed you suck your own blood

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Sitting down in the shower

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

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Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.