pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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If I see a shriveled, dried leaf while walking along the sidewalk I am compelled to step on it and make it crunch.

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Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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Absentmindedly rub your stomach while lying down watching or reading.

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when i realise for example that my shoes are stinking i get really paranoid and try to cover them under the table or something because i feel that everyone is thinking about it or is covering their nose or stuff

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.