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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.
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Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.
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Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which
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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes
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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?
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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning
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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.
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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.
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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.
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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.
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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up
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Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.
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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.
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I eat ass
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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.
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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants
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When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"
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I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle
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When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.
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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.
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pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.
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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)
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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.
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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.