Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

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Realising that there are ASSHOLES posting dumb shit on this site.

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I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.

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Mayada stupid

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hate Justin Bieber

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Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

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Tape your dick to your leg to fit into tight pants

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.