Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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sit in the shower

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

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I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.