DIY LOL
Funny Exams
LOL Flyers
Objectiface
Pointless Super Powers
home
Popular
Newest
You Decide
« First
‹ Prev
…
63
64
65
66
67
68
69
70
71
…
Next ›
Last »
Breathe.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-42
Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+30
Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-50
Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation
thumb_up
thumb_down
-31
always check thde back seat before starting the car
thumb_up
thumb_down
-57
Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..
thumb_up
thumb_down
-123
Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-130
Peeing in the shower
thumb_up
thumb_down
+119
i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich
thumb_up
thumb_down
+30
I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+47
Fart at home
thumb_up
thumb_down
-33
Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-40
Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-40
If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit
thumb_up
thumb_down
-44
I post morals under every one of my new comments. Moral: Duh, I am moral man ffs! What do you expect! Its awesome! If things go at this phase I will be a celebrity in... hmm... in never!
thumb_up
thumb_down
-89
Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-13
If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely
thumb_up
thumb_down
-79
I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-34
Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-53
I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-77
Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see
thumb_up
thumb_down
-16
I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-52
I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?
thumb_up
thumb_down
+7
Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!
thumb_up
thumb_down
-10
« First
‹ Prev
…
63
64
65
66
67
68
69
70
71
…
Next ›
Last »
Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.