I try to move inanimate objects/set things on fire/control the elements with my mind.

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whenever im getting a haircut, i feel as if the barber can see my embarrassing and private thoughts.

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When I'm walking at night, I put up my hood and grin evilly at passing cars so it'll scare the drivers if they see

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.

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Smoking in the shower.

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I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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Someone asks you "what's up" and you awkwardly reply "good".

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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I will look up the definition of a word in a text message before I use it just incase I'm using it in the wrong context.

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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Smiling like an Idiot when you get a cute text

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suck my own penis

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.