Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

I ejaculate fire and glory

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...

Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.

I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12

text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.