When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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*Sees bug on wall while taking shower* *Splashes with shower water* *Bug slides down wall* >_

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.