When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

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When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

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I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

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When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

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While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.

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I delete all notifications on my phone before i shut it off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.