Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

I scratch and sniff.

Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

I eat food when i'm bored..

I wonder if we're actually just dolls and are being controlled by some little girl in her little doll house ....

1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.