Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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whenever im doing sumthing im not suppose to i feel like everybody knows what im doing

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I stop the microwave at 1 second so that one someone else uses it it beeps

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.