When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.

I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

Pretend animals talk to you!

Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

check shower for murder then pee

Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.