Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.