I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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whenever im getting a haircut, i feel as if the barber can see my embarrassing and private thoughts.

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

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Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.