I always feel a little twinge of regret when I see "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service," because I know it's a lie.

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Say 'WED', 'NES' and 'DAY' slowly in your head when spelling Wednesday.

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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I wish I was born again, but I had all of the knowledge I have now.

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.