trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

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I say my first name every night before I go to sleep because I want it to be the last thing I say before I die.

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.

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I masturbate evenly with both hands so that my penis doesn't become crooked.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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Look an ugly person up and down and try to think of ways that they can improve how they look. ( clothing, hair, and makeup)

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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I used to pretent my legs didn't work and pulled myself up the stairs with just my hands.

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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When i need to poop i place toilet paper over the water so it doesn't splash up and hit my rectum.

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.