humiliating little girls

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Attempting to silently sneak a fart, then it erupts from your anus.

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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I eat food when i'm bored..

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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After hearing a song, you think, oh i have never heard of that before, and then you start hearing it every single day....

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.