Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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make south park refferences every day

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I really enjoy self-pity.

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

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A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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Pick giant boogers and eat them.

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

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Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.