- Things You Think Only You Do

I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.