Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

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pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

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hallo

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

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when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

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If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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Say what even when u heard someone

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.