Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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Fear that the CIA is secretly wathing you.

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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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Every time I see my self in a mirror, I feel like I'm watching someone in a different dimension and make quick movements to see if they mess up.

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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My parents are annoying.

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I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.