Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

Fall asleep at night fantasizing about how you wish life situations would play out.

never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

I don't read the terms of service.

turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.