Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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Locking your pet in the room and forcing it to spend time with you.

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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i run my 2 fingers across a wall like they're ninja feet when im happy.

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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when i realise for example that my shoes are stinking i get really paranoid and try to cover them under the table or something because i feel that everyone is thinking about it or is covering their nose or stuff

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call someone by a siblings name.

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try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.