Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

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Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?

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Tear up when I poop

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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Picking my nose.

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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I can't get out of bed in the mornings unless the alarm clock reads 0 or 5.

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.