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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).
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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.
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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me
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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?
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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.
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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)
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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces
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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.
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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)
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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.
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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.
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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-
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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...
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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.
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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things
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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.
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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language
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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...
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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.
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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.
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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.
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When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.
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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt
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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first
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A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.