Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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Scan forward to best parts of songs, rarely listen to entire song.

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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I dip my pizza crust in soda

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Brake for tail-gaters

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.