Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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look at bins as i walk past them

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.