When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

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I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.

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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

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Boinked my neighbor

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.