I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

Pretend animals talk to you!

Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

Poop naked.

When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.

I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.