talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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Vote for the other guy

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Reading the terms of service :O....

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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Look an ugly person up and down and try to think of ways that they can improve how they look. ( clothing, hair, and makeup)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.