wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

Think "When are we ever going to use this in our life?" while sitting bored in school.

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

Drinking and dialing people I dated.

i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

I sleep in my underpants every single night

Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.