People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

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When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

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Sit down in a grass field... immediately start pulling up grass.

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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sleep with your legs crossed like your meditating.

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I avoid closing my eyes in the shower in case ghosts/monsters/zombies get me.

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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

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Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.