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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.
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When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.
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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.
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I don't read the terms of service.
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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."
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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!
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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning
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I rehearse arguments in my head.
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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.
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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q
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Wondering where are famous people and what they are doing at this exact moment.
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I wonder if elections are rigged?
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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?
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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.
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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).
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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.
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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.
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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/
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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.
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Your mom
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waking up from an amazing/awesome dream and spend the rest of the day thinking up of new senarios to come after...
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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.
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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.
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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.