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Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.
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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?
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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.
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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler
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I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button
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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one
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I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!
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Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.
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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)
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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.
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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.
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This song will not come out of my head!
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Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.
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If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.
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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.
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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.
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If I see a shriveled, dried leaf while walking along the sidewalk I am compelled to step on it and make it crunch.
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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one
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KICK THE CAN
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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.
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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed
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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...
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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd
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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.