Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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I hold my breath in elevators

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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Accidentally turning the fan on instead of the light when you walk into the bathroom and having a mini-spazz attack because the sound scares you.

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.