When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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Find something you dislike about your face/body and instantly compare it with every person you meet from then on

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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I hit the frig after sex

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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Sometimes I wonder if my whole life is a hallucination and I'm actually in some padded room somewhere, talking to myself and staring into space while my real family mourns the fact that their daughter will never be able to live a real life...

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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hate Justin Bieber

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.