Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

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Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

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I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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Wondering where are famous people and what they are doing at this exact moment.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.