Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

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pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.