Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

conundrum.

when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

Sometimes I wipe my butt so violently that my finger goes through the toilet paper and into my butt hole. I enjoy it and question my sexuality. ;)

When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

Change the channel during commercials when you have the remote, when you don't you go insane and say "TURN IT BACK WE'LL MISS THE START!!!"

Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.

When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.