Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.