I eat ass

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Rapidly click the mouse when your computer is frozen, even though you know it won't do anything to help whatsoever.

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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On a calendar search for the picture on your birthday month

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

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Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.