Sitting down in the shower

When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.

Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

I translate (parts of) songs into different languages in my head. I try to do it as good as possible.

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

Make hand gestures when talking on phone

I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.

Think about things I should be doing with my life.

When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.