You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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Before I go to bed I have to put one of my hands between my knees in order to warm up and get comfy.

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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saying long strings of unconnected words in your head and wondering if you just said something that noone else ever has

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When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

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feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

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when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.