When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.

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I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

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When I'm laying in bed, I make sure that my feet are covered and not hanging off the edge so that monsters don't eat them in my sleep.

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when i know that friends are coming to my place the next day i clean up my room and then i'm like...oh i forgot to clean up i'm sorry, it's always in a mess...

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when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

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Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

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Sometimes I imagine how everyone would react if I died.

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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think about all of the things you would do if you were the only person on earth

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RAPE CHILDREN

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I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.