Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

Play with my own boobs for no reason

When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.

When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

I unlike Facebook pages if they spam my wall.

i would air drum even if theres no music playing

I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

Pretend i'm a sim.

When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.