When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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Fear that the CIA is secretly wathing you.

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.