I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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The longer it takes me to find the light switch in the dark the more frantic and terrified I become.

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i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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Every time I switch pages on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com, I always end up reading If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there.

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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Make scary faces in the mirror and try to scare myself

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Giving my dog a massage.

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.