When you tell yourself that this is the last page you'll read and end up reading three more.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing us.

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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When I first start dating or seeing someone I write down options for conversation starters before I phone them in case it goes silent.

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.