Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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When no one is around I make sound effects for everything I do.

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If I see a shriveled, dried leaf while walking along the sidewalk I am compelled to step on it and make it crunch.

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Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.

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when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

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Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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Change the channel during commercials when you have the remote, when you don't you go insane and say "TURN IT BACK WE'LL MISS THE START!!!"

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Check the time on my cell phone, put it back in my pocket. Dammit, didn't see the time. Check it again.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.