Pee sitting down so I dont have to aim

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whenever I see those commercials where there is two people talking to each other but they constantly look at me it really irritates me

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eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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make south park refferences every day

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.