when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

I refuse to forward chain letters

Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

Eating a crunchy food while watching tv and turning up the volume little by little until its around 80% because you can't hear over the sound of your own chewing. Then later when you turn back on the tv you scare yourself because it's still at 80% and frantically try to turn it down with super speed before anyone hears you.

I give my own posts a thumbs up whenever I have the option and I know that it's anonymous.

Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

When I'm on Facebook, I flip between someone's most recent profile picture and their first one, just to see how much they've changed.

When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

waking up from an amazing/awesome dream and spend the rest of the day thinking up of new senarios to come after...

Be a loner at school

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.