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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim
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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.
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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.
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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went
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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.
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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.
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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump
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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.
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Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.
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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed
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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces
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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.
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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.
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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..
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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.
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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose
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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby
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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).
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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..
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when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.
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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.
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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)
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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt
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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.