Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

Try to see nipples through body paint.

Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

Believing in the kindness of strangers

Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.

I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

Wondering where are famous people and what they are doing at this exact moment.

When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.