When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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ASMR

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

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I want to suck on your penis

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My hoodie/jacket strings HAVE to be equal in length, or I pull them then restretch the hood out to make them even.

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When I'm scared in the shower sing

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.