I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

read on youtube comments with too unlikes

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

whenever im getting a haircut, i feel as if the barber can see my embarrassing and private thoughts.

Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

Go for a 10 mile run.

When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

I laugh easier when im with someone

i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.