Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

While listening to songs, your always thinking of a situation to go along with it.

Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

Having a dream and forgetting it seconds later.

Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

get bored so I fist myself for money

brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

Every time I see my self in a mirror, I feel like I'm watching someone in a different dimension and make quick movements to see if they mess up.

I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.

Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

I type a comment here and secretly feel special

Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.