I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

Pretend I'm much more popular than I am with people who don't know my social life.

Stalk people on facebook, find out something interesting, and later claim that it 'came up on your newsfeed'.

Scan forward to best parts of songs, rarely listen to entire song.

When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

Open the fridge, nothing there, close fridge, open again just to make sure nothing has magically appeared

I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.

For some reason, I smile whenever I'm telling someone bad news or a sad story. I always try to not smile, but it doesn't work and I feel like a terrible person.

When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.

I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

When I am listening to my ipod in the car or on a bus, i always remove an earphone to check if i am breathing really loudly.

Rapidly click the mouse when your computer is frozen, even though you know it won't do anything to help whatsoever.

sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

RAPE CHILDREN

Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.