Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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Watch the same movies over and over

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think about all of the things you would do if you were the only person on earth

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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Sometimes when im sitting in class i start thinking how i would save the whole classroom if someone was to come in with a gun and start shooting.

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Fear that the CIA is secretly wathing you.

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Make scary faces in the mirror and try to scare myself

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When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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Pee in the shower.

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Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

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Think that a movie is shorter after you watch it once or twice

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I control water in the shower.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.