SOMETIMES I SHIT ON MY HAND.... IN THE SHOWER

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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Tape your dick to your leg to fit into tight pants

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I pee in the shower. :3

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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Wonder why there are sites like this.

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.