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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry
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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.
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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.
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I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.
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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection
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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.
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the power to regenerate your appendix
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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.
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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...
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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.
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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.
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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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whale sperm
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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing
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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with
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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML
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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).
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hurting your foot and running around trying not to think of the pain!
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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)
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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.
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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.
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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek
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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.