Your mom

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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listen to madonnas new album

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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I always cry when I pray.

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.