Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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penis

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Eat pizza backwards because the crust isn't as good as the cheese part and I want to get that over with.

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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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I know how to type a ¿

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cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.