I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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When you tell yourself that this is the last page you'll read and end up reading three more.

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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When im alone i have a conversation with myself

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.