I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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Mayada stupid

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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I fake laugh at peoples jokes when they're not funny to avoid akward moments.

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.