The longer it takes me to find the light switch in the dark the more frantic and terrified I become.

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For some reason, I smile whenever I'm telling someone bad news or a sad story. I always try to not smile, but it doesn't work and I feel like a terrible person.

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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I unlike Facebook pages if they spam my wall.

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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suck my own penis

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When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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before i go to sleep i must check the front door knob multiple times to make sure its locked

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case

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While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.

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use the shower water running of my arms and hands to shoot off random hairs inside the shower

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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.

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I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.