Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

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eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag

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Do somthing only you do

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.

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I piss in the bed every night

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.