I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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sometimes i close my eyes and i rub them to see psychedelic drawings

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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Picking my nose.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.