Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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Breathe.

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i randomly grab my boobs when i'm home alone. like, all the time.

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feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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Squeezing my cat's face back so it looks Chinese.

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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

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"Oh, that was a messed up thought, probably shouldn't think about it again or something worse because---GODDAMN IT."

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Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

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If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

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How many times is it okay to say "what" before just nodding and smiling?

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Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

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Check the time on my cell phone, put it back in my pocket. Dammit, didn't see the time. Check it again.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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conundrum.

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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.