when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

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Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.