Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

It's hot but I still have on covers

I have walked into a sliding glass door

make south park refferences every day

I really enjoy self-pity.

if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

Sleep with pillow between legs

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when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

Pick giant boogers and eat them.

Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)

I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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