when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.