when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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Eating a crunchy food while watching tv and turning up the volume little by little until its around 80% because you can't hear over the sound of your own chewing. Then later when you turn back on the tv you scare yourself because it's still at 80% and frantically try to turn it down with super speed before anyone hears you.

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I give my own posts a thumbs up whenever I have the option and I know that it's anonymous.

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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When I'm on Facebook, I flip between someone's most recent profile picture and their first one, just to see how much they've changed.

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

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waking up from an amazing/awesome dream and spend the rest of the day thinking up of new senarios to come after...

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Be a loner at school

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.