Go through funny pictures and memes on Facebook, and then accidently miss one and ten when you click to go back you have to go through like 5 more to get back to the one you want.

Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

Fart at home

If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.

Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

When I see a typo ANYWHERE, I feel compelled to correct it, even if there is no possible way for me to correct it

Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

misread flashlight

Turn on Fox News and wonder if I'm watching a bad comedy routine or news reporting.

you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.

I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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When I'm walking I pretend that I'm staying in the same place and moving the world beneath me.

when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

get caught up in youtube comment arguments

Think you looked good the whole day, then come home and realize you were a hot mess and nobody told you

Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.