Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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Peeing in the shower

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.

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when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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When laying in bed I put the covers over my head and act like I'm in different places..caves..tent..etc..

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I scratch and sniff.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.