You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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Courtesy flush.

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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When one of those sad sappy abused dogs commercials comes on, you change the channel really fast to prevent from crying.

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

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Giving my dog a massage.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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How many times is it okay to say "what" before just nodding and smiling?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.