When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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Think that a movie is shorter after you watch it once or twice

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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Rub boogers under the arm rest on the couch.

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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Being fat

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.