When I poop I pretend to make my wiener talk.

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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When no one is around I make sound effects for everything I do.

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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sometimes, i smell my own farts.

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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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When I'm about to go to the bathroom, I think of a million things that I have to do and try to do them all before I pee my pants.

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think about all of the things you would do if you were the only person on earth

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Lie in bed and wonder what happens whe you die, get depressed and come on this site for reassurance

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When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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think something you shouldn't, then stop thinking it, because someone might read your mind

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.