Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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when looking for lost keys i return to the place they should be at least 5 times and look there

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.