When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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Fall asleep at night fantasizing about how you wish life situations would play out.

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Poop naked.

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

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I eat food when i'm bored..

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.