Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

sit in the shower

Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.