Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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Think about breathing...

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When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.

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feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

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Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

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When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

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Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

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when i know that friends are coming to my place the next day i clean up my room and then i'm like...oh i forgot to clean up i'm sorry, it's always in a mess...

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.