Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.