During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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Locking your pet in the room and forcing it to spend time with you.

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.