Tried to suck ur own penis

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

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Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

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When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

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I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

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My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.