I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

*Sees bug on wall while taking shower* *Splashes with shower water* *Bug slides down wall* >_

When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

KICK THE CAN

I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.