When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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whale sperm

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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When I see myself in the mirror, I have to make a funny face just to make sure my face still works.

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.