When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.

Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

before going to a party, i rehearse the conversations i expect to have with the people who will be there (even though those conversations never actually happent)

After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.

Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

If I see a shriveled, dried leaf while walking along the sidewalk I am compelled to step on it and make it crunch.

Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.

Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.