Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

Moral: Damn I clicked on pointless super powers how did I get here! Moral: I wrote the "thing only I do" below :P

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

I'll sing nice and loud in the shower and wonder why I haven't come out with an album yet

I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

when someone says something like 'it's too late' i always start singing 'to apologizeeeeee' even though i think people are annoyed of me always singing along to their sentences and changing the meaning, but i just cannot stop it

When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

Poo really loud

When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

Sex scene comes on TV while you are watching with your parents... Try to act normal... Fail.

Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.