sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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Always coming up with a really great comeback in my head 5 seconds too late. And then playing out what would have happened if I had said it.

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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I think I have superpowers and sometimes I try to use them by force, like lifting a pencil with my mind or elevate from the ground.

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Rapidly click the mouse when your computer is frozen, even though you know it won't do anything to help whatsoever.

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when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

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Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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When I'm walking at night, I put up my hood and grin evilly at passing cars so it'll scare the drivers if they see

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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I make all the faces on my money face the same way.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.