Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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Remembering that you're breathing and then it stops being subconscious so you have to purposely breathe until you stop thinking about it.

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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Peeing in the shower

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.