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Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka
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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.
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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)
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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough
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On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out
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Locking your pet in the room and forcing it to spend time with you.
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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.
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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.
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hate Justin Bieber
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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.
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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.
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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O
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I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.
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when i watch tv and it cuts to break, if i hear someone on the tv tell me not to change the chanel, ill say "u cant tell me what to do!" and then ill change it.
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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.
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Create a little story/scenario in your head abbout someone you like or want to meet, while lying to go to sleep.
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Sleep with pillow between legs
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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.
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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.
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When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head
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Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Stab myself on a daily basis
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Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.