HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

If I see a shriveled, dried leaf while walking along the sidewalk I am compelled to step on it and make it crunch.

Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

When I poop I pretend to make my wiener talk.

i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

whale sperm

cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

I have autofocus in my eyes.

When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...

When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

Talk to my cat.

I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.