Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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Made after doomsday plans

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.