I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Only use the left earphone.

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

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Do math in ur head at night to help you fall asleep.

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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.