when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

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I always feel a little twinge of regret when I see "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service," because I know it's a lie.

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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My hoodie/jacket strings HAVE to be equal in length, or I pull them then restretch the hood out to make them even.

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

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If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

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I like to play with the condensation on the outside of glasses, sometimes drawing in it, or just wiping it all off. I get half-way annoyed when it comes back, until I play with it again.

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.