When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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When you tell yourself that this is the last page you'll read and end up reading three more.

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.