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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.
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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.
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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)
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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music
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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.
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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first
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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.
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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it
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Eating chicken at KFC.
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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill
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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.
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Wondering where are famous people and what they are doing at this exact moment.
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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet
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I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon
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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep
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Thinking your life is a movie...
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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.
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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge
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eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty
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Too lazy to exercise. Think to self "I'm gonna work out tomorrow." - instantly feel better about self. Still didn't exercise.
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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.
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Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.
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A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.