I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

im going to rape that girl

I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

Eat something that will make crumbs over the sink because you are too lazy to get a plate

I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.

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I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.

always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

Smoking in the shower.

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.