When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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before going to a party, i rehearse the conversations i expect to have with the people who will be there (even though those conversations never actually happent)

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After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

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If I see a shriveled, dried leaf while walking along the sidewalk I am compelled to step on it and make it crunch.

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Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.