If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.

Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.

I play video games with the controller under the covers.

i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

Sometimes I wonder if my whole life is a hallucination and I'm actually in some padded room somewhere, talking to myself and staring into space while my real family mourns the fact that their daughter will never be able to live a real life...

Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?

Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

I plant my feet firmly when the subway approaches in case a random stranger tries to kill me by pushing me in front of the train.

Pick giant boogers and eat them.

when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.