When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done

Set Fire to the Rain

I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

Wondering who would cry at your funeral

Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.