Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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look at bins as i walk past them

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Sitting down in the shower

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Breathe.

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Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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Make scary faces in the mirror and try to scare myself

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.