Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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this is a terrible website and i hate you

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cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

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think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

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Rapidly click the mouse when your computer is frozen, even though you know it won't do anything to help whatsoever.

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When I'm about to go to the bathroom, I think of a million things that I have to do and try to do them all before I pee my pants.

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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Check the time on my cell phone, put it back in my pocket. Dammit, didn't see the time. Check it again.

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.