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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.
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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.
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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic
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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.
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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend
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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them
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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.
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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.
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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.
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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.
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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.
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Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.
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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.
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"????????? ???? ?????! ??? ?? ???????? UH1 HUEY!!! ??? ?? ???????? ??????? ??????????? ?????, ????????? ?? ??????? ? ??????????????? ???????!!! ?????? ????, ???????????????? ?? ???????, ?? ?????? ??????? ?? ????! ???? ???????????? ???????, ????? ??????? ???? ??? ?????????, ? ??????????? ?????, ??? ????????? ??????? ??????????? ?????!!! ? ??? ?? ????? ???? ??????? ??????????? ??????????. ???????? ????????,???? ????, ??? ??????? ?????? ??? ????? ??? ????? ???? ? ??????. "
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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while
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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.
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I scratch the scabs on my head whenever im bored
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Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind
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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well
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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.
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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.
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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!
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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night
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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.