When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.

Go for a 10 mile run.

When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

Check the time on my cell phone, put it back in my pocket. Dammit, didn't see the time. Check it again.

When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

While listening to songs, your always thinking of a situation to go along with it.

Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

Having a dream and forgetting it seconds later.

Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.