Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

wonder who wrote these things

At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

Run faster down hotel corridors.

Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

I wish I was born again, but I had all of the knowledge I have now.

Every time I open a door, I shout out "Alohamora!" and then I open it.

I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.