When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

I refuse to forward chain letters

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.