pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

I'm constantly struck with this odd sensation that I didn't wipe my ass well enough.

imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

Sitting next to a banana called James

Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.

RAPE CHILDREN

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.