singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

I can't trill my R's

Avoid as many television commercials as I can

skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

This song will not come out of my head!

I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.