Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

Find something you dislike about your face/body and instantly compare it with every person you meet from then on

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

I hit the frig after sex

Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.