Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

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Sex scene comes on TV while you are watching with your parents... Try to act normal... Fail.

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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Always fantasize about grabbing a cop's gun from his holster. Just because I am pretty sure I could.

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.