Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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pick your nose and eat it

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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Before I go to bed I have to put one of my hands between my knees in order to warm up and get comfy.

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check shower for murder then pee

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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Sit down in a grass field... immediately start pulling up grass.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.