i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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When I have a really good dream, and I wake up and realize it was a dream, I try to fall back asleep and re-visit the dream.

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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I was the real Stig...

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I pass by closed doors quickly and at least as far away as the door seems like it can open, because I always feel like someone's going to burst out, hitting me in the face with the door.

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

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I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.