pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

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I'm constantly struck with this odd sensation that I didn't wipe my ass well enough.

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

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When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

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Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.

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RAPE CHILDREN

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.