Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

Poo really loud

when looking for lost keys i return to the place they should be at least 5 times and look there

Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

Smoking in the shower.

When my soap is running low, I add water to it.

Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

Being fat

sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

I tell inanimate objects what to do.

If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

ASMR

when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

Avoid as many television commercials as I can

Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.