I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

I can only play a piano with my right hand

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

ASMR

When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

I make all the faces on my money face the same way.

Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

I want to suck on your penis

My hoodie/jacket strings HAVE to be equal in length, or I pull them then restretch the hood out to make them even.

When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

i always think people can hear my thoughts.

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.