i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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Pee in the shower

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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*Sees bug on wall while taking shower* *Splashes with shower water* *Bug slides down wall* >_

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after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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I stand under my ceiling fan, looking up while spinning around to make it look still...

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trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.