Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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I piss in the bed every night

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

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blow nose. look at kleenex.

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

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I always cry when I pray.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.