i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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I scratch and sniff.

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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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when i have to go down stairs at night, i have to sprint up the stairs in case there are ghosts/monsters never dangle my feet over the bed in case something tickles/touches them

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I gotta get down of Friday

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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I cover my webcam on my when I fap in fear that someone/something is watching.

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I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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Breathe.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.