Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.