I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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I have an irrational fear of sloths

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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When I'm in a car holding a handheld device (iPod, Cell Phone, etc.) I have a feeling I will randomly throw it out the open window. I would never do this, but I'm still afraid I might.

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Pee in the shower

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When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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before going to a party, i rehearse the conversations i expect to have with the people who will be there (even though those conversations never actually happent)

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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Open the fridge, nothing there, close fridge, open again just to make sure nothing has magically appeared

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.