Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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When one of those sad sappy abused dogs commercials comes on, you change the channel really fast to prevent from crying.

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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I dip my pizza crust in soda

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I pretend I'm a musical when I'm alone and sing about all the stuff I'm doing.

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i run my 2 fingers across a wall like they're ninja feet when im happy.

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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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When I'm listening to my ipod on a road trip I look out the window longingly and pretend to be in a music video

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.