Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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Have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum.

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Whenever I am in a conversation with someone, be it a family member, close friend, or stranger, I nearly always imagine either starting a random brawl with them for no reason (i.e. punching them in the face) or making out with them or something, neither of which I would ever consider doing. Am I alone?

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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Made after doomsday plans

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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Sex scene comes on TV while you are watching with your parents... Try to act normal... Fail.

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.