When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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play with a laser pointer and pretend its a lightsaber

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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whale sperm

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Rub boogers under the arm rest on the couch.

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When laying in bed I put the covers over my head and act like I'm in different places..caves..tent..etc..

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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.