Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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Pull the curtain right to the end so there are no gaps just in case some weirdo at night decides to look in my window.

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

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How many times is it okay to say "what" before just nodding and smiling?

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I have one friend I always punch in the shoulder at least once when I see him.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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When you stop to tie you shoe, you re-tie the other so one isnt tighter than the other.

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

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Think you looked good the whole day, then come home and realize you were a hot mess and nobody told you

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When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

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i masturbate with my feet

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Masturbate while waiting for a game to load.

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Set Fire to the Rain

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hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.