Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

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Someone asks you "what's up" and you awkwardly reply "good".

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whenever I see those commercials where there is two people talking to each other but they constantly look at me it really irritates me

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Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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Laying in bed kind of hungry, knowing exactly what you want to eat, and going over all the steps involved (going all the way to the kitchen, making the food, cleaning up, going all the way back to your room, plus it's nighttime and something might get you) and trying to decide whether or not it's worth it to go eat now or just wait until you wake up.

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If no one else is home and you have to go to the bathroom, but you're invested in what you're doing on your laptop, you take it with you.

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Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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I will look up the definition of a word in a text message before I use it just incase I'm using it in the wrong context.

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When tapping, I always have to do the same pattern of taps, and I feel incomplete if I don't finish the pattern I started.

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

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How many times is it okay to say "what" before just nodding and smiling?

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when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.