When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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Try to pet your cat with your foot.

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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When I first start dating or seeing someone I write down options for conversation starters before I phone them in case it goes silent.

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Every time I switch pages on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com, I always end up reading If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there.

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.