I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

When I walk into the bathroom and the lid of toilet is closed, I always get slightly nervous to lift it up and see into the toilet. I'm always thinking there'll be something disgusting or scary in there.

Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

dont turn my fan up so high cause i think its going to fall and slice me to bits -jesse

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.