Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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Find something you dislike about your face/body and instantly compare it with every person you meet from then on

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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I hit the frig after sex

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.