I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

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im going to rape that girl

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I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

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When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

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Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

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Eat something that will make crumbs over the sink because you are too lazy to get a plate

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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.

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always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

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When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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Smoking in the shower.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.