Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.

When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

Always think good thoughts before I go to bed so that I have good dreams

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I mouth common words and phrases, just to see what it looks like when I talk to other people.

Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

Put toilet paper in the toilet before i poop so the water dosent splash

Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

I have always belived that I invented calling Target " Tar- jhay"

Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.