I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

when i am in a long car ride i look out the window and imagine im in a sad music video

you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

blink

I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

Open the fridge every 15 minutes, to see if there is anything new to eat.

watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

KICK THE CAN

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

When I'm at someone else's house, clutter sort of bothers me and it makes me want to clean up. At my own house, it feels really weird if there's a lack of clutter, so I like to keep it that way.

I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.