When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

When the hero of a movie is drowning I hold my breath to see if I would survive.

Locking your pet in the room and forcing it to spend time with you.

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

Being from another country and always thinking in english.

I actually get stuck watching those rediculous infomercials late at night... Yeah - you're not alone. But no, I don't buy anything either... Lol.

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle

put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

Spend way too much time on this website cause it makes you feel normal

When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

I'm constantly struck with this odd sensation that I didn't wipe my ass well enough.

Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

I scratch the scabs on my head whenever im bored

imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing us.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.