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Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)
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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.
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When I'm walking at night, I put up my hood and grin evilly at passing cars so it'll scare the drivers if they see
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when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.
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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides
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I pretend that my actions are perceived by a past self and they're always astounded by the change I've gone through.
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When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.
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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.
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smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat
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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.
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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....
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When you stop to tie you shoe, you re-tie the other so one isnt tighter than the other.
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feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner
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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.
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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.
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Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.
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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.
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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...
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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...
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im going to rape that girl
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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.
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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)
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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.
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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.