Giving my dog a massage.

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

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when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.

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I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.