Videotape my mother in the shower.

Try to see nipples through body paint.

Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

I hit the frig after sex

When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

hate Justin Bieber

Automatically lie to your dentist when they ask if you floss

Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

Only use the left earphone.

There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

When im alone i have a conversation with myself

Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

When I'm in a car holding a handheld device (iPod, Cell Phone, etc.) I have a feeling I will randomly throw it out the open window. I would never do this, but I'm still afraid I might.

I buy books and never read them and get mad at myself for doing so.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.