DIY LOL
Anti Joke
Porn SFW
Funny Tip Jars
LOL Hell
home
Popular
Newest
You Decide
« First
‹ Prev
…
64
65
66
67
68
69
70
71
72
…
Next ›
Last »
Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-15
While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-43
I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-63
When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-84
Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you
thumb_up
thumb_down
-38
Pretend i'm a sim.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-19
Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-26
I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..
thumb_up
thumb_down
-3
I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-66
You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-13
I scratch and sniff.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-3
Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....
thumb_up
thumb_down
-48
Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+60
Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-4
Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"
thumb_up
thumb_down
-77
Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-33
When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-45
I never read the Terms of Service. I just click "OK"
thumb_up
thumb_down
+175
Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...
thumb_up
thumb_down
+11
Abuse your pet when nobody's looking
thumb_up
thumb_down
-23
Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-46
Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-11
When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things
thumb_up
thumb_down
-36
when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf
thumb_up
thumb_down
-13
« First
‹ Prev
…
64
65
66
67
68
69
70
71
72
…
Next ›
Last »
Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.