call someone by a siblings name.

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try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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Fall asleep at night fantasizing about how you wish life situations would play out.

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Poop naked.

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

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I eat food when i'm bored..

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.