- Things You Think Only You Do

I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

R A P E Children

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

Hate to type Morals under each one of my posts Moral: A small chick in the hand is better than a huge C**K up your ass. I am pretty sure not even women nor homosexuals want birds up there...Then again, I havent searched for anything like that at the intern... they are eating her! And now they are gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (fly stuck on head)

Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

sometimes if I am going on a flight to another country I will hold a small pocket of air in my mouth before getting on the plane and then I would let it out after we land

I have an irrational fear of sloths

When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

Have to take the phone with you everytime to the bathroom

Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

Create a little story/scenario in your head abbout someone you like or want to meet, while lying to go to sleep.

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

When I say, "What?" after understanding exactly what someone said.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.