never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.