.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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seeing small spots in your eye (dust probably) and then chasing them with your eye trying to catch them

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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Poop naked.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.