Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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Find yourself alone at a party/gathering of some sort... Pretend to send a text to make people think you're not a loner.

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Math tests-doing all the work for a problem only to find out my answer is not any of the multiple choices.

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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When standing on the beach, I try to command the waves to stop.

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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i use dental dams

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when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

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Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

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Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.