Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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Smoking in the shower.

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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Go through funny pictures and memes on Facebook, and then accidently miss one and ten when you click to go back you have to go through like 5 more to get back to the one you want.

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Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

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Fart at home

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If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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When I see a typo ANYWHERE, I feel compelled to correct it, even if there is no possible way for me to correct it

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Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.