try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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I meow when my cat meows.

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Think the "D" in the Disney logo was actually a "G", and realized that thought process at an age to embarassing to divulge to complete strangers on the internet.

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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Moral: Damn I clicked on pointless super powers how did I get here! Moral: I wrote the "thing only I do" below :P

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Do somthing only you do

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I control water in the shower.

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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When I was younger I would image a band that played the songs on the radio that was strapped to the roof of the car during long car rides.

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.