When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

Dancing while hoovering

When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

Do somthing only you do

When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

Pee in the shower

Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

Being fat

I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

When I was younger I would image a band that played the songs on the radio that was strapped to the roof of the car during long car rides.

When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.

After texting someone, check your phone repeatedly to see if they responded

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.