When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

I think Frozen is an overrated film

Made after doomsday plans

I like to say really offensive and/and racist words when I'm on my own and no one can hear me. It just feels good to say things that I'm not allowed to.

I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

I act as though I've had movie cameras placed in my eyes and a bunch of people will watch my life as a movie at some point. And so I do a narration voice for them.

Look at a word and count the letters by 2's - continue counting the letters over and over by 2's until it comes out even at the end of the word.

When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.

I wonder if we're actually just dolls and are being controlled by some little girl in her little doll house ....

Having a dream and forgetting it seconds later.

Always think good thoughts before I go to bed so that I have good dreams

Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.