act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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i take words i just read or said and sing them to the tune of a song

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When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

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Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

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Pee in the shower

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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Open the fridge, nothing there, close fridge, open again just to make sure nothing has magically appeared

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When I'm opening my locker lock, I try to beat the person next to me.

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Try to pet your cat with your foot.

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When one of those sad sappy abused dogs commercials comes on, you change the channel really fast to prevent from crying.

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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I never feel bored

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.