when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

I wonder why people were happy after the last election

I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

Turn the Microwave off at 1 second

Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

I ejaculate fire and glory

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.