close the fridge door really slowly just so you can see the light turn off

Imagine yourself and friends as band members while listening to songs.

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

Think about the things you could do if you had the power to stop the time.

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

im going to kill that person and get away with it

wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

My most intimate moments are constantly interrupted by the same thought..."oh, God...what if there is a secret security cam in here...CUT TO: oh God...can my dead grandparents see me now????"

Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.