- Things You Think Only You Do

Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

Stuff 13 chips in my mouth when no one is looking, bite 1 chip in half and chew it for 30 seconds when someone is looking.

Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.

Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

Sometimes when im sitting in class i start thinking how i would save the whole classroom if someone was to come in with a gun and start shooting.

did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

Say what even when u heard someone

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

Whenever you are in a quiet room and are trying to eat a food that is very loud to chew (like chips) you try to chew slowly or alter your chewing style so noone will think your too loud

Sometimes I wipe my butt so violently that my finger goes through the toilet paper and into my butt hole. I enjoy it and question my sexuality. ;)

Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.