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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.
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i take words i just read or said and sing them to the tune of a song
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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.
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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift
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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi
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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.
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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.
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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.
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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.
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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming
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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.
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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.
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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.
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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.
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Avoid as many television commercials as I can
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Text random people saying I'm pregnant
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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.
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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't
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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.
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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.
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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!
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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.