Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

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Poo really loud

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when looking for lost keys i return to the place they should be at least 5 times and look there

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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Smoking in the shower.

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When my soap is running low, I add water to it.

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Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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Being fat

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sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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ASMR

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when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.