penis

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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I chew on anything plastic. I don't think there's a pen that I haven't chewed on or a plastic cap I haven't put in my mouth. It's a horrible habit but it feels so DAMN GOOD TO CHEW!

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

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Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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When I die during an online game I try to cram as much food and drink in my mouth as I can before I respawn. If I have no food I roll all over the bed.

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I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

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"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.