Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.

Feels my beard with my tongue.

Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

After hearing a song, you think, oh i have never heard of that before, and then you start hearing it every single day....

Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

Try and accomplish something before the timer on the microwave beeps :)

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

Try to pet your cat with your foot.

Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.