Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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When I'm listening to my ipod on a road trip I look out the window longingly and pretend to be in a music video

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

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Say "ow" when I drop something or before I get hurt

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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SOMETIMES I SHIT ON MY HAND.... IN THE SHOWER

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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Sitting down in the shower

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.