When I am listening to my ipod in the car or on a bus, i always remove an earphone to check if i am breathing really loudly.

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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I have seen a UFO

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I want to suck on your penis

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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Accidentally turning the fan on instead of the light when you walk into the bathroom and having a mini-spazz attack because the sound scares you.

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Whenever someone is making a speech, I imagine them being taken out by a sniper mid-speech...

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When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

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I unlike Facebook pages if they spam my wall.

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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I act as though I've had movie cameras placed in my eyes and a bunch of people will watch my life as a movie at some point. And so I do a narration voice for them.

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Look at a word and count the letters by 2's - continue counting the letters over and over by 2's until it comes out even at the end of the word.

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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Answering questions that weren't directed at me, then awkwardly playing it off like they were talking to you.

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While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.