- Things You Think Only You Do

do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

The longer it takes me to find the light switch in the dark the more frantic and terrified I become.

Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

Say what even when u heard someone

When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"

I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

when someone goes underwater in a movie I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived in that situation, I almost died during Finding Nemo

Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.