Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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Brake for tail-gaters

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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When I see a typo ANYWHERE, I feel compelled to correct it, even if there is no possible way for me to correct it

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.