Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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Rapidly click the mouse when your computer is frozen, even though you know it won't do anything to help whatsoever.

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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Look at my poop before flushing

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.