Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

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Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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After hearing a song, you think, oh i have never heard of that before, and then you start hearing it every single day....

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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I stop the microwave at 1 second so that one someone else uses it it beeps

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Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.