I really enjoy self-pity.

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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Reading a book and making the facial expressions it describes.

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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I have tons of imaginary conversations in my head with people I know, but they never happen. It's worse when something funny happens in the imaginary conversation and I laugh to myself, and if someone notices I can't even say that I was remembering something because I wasn't, it had never happened...

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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Do math in ur head at night to help you fall asleep.

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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.