Eat something that will make crumbs over the sink because you are too lazy to get a plate

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Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.

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When I die during an online game I try to cram as much food and drink in my mouth as I can before I respawn. If I have no food I roll all over the bed.

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Pee in my work garbage can.

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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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Sometimes, I skim through the Terms of Service just to make sure I'm not selling my soul or promising my first-born.

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.