Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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Moral: Damn I clicked on pointless super powers how did I get here! Moral: I wrote the "thing only I do" below :P

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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I'll sing nice and loud in the shower and wonder why I haven't come out with an album yet

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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when someone says something like 'it's too late' i always start singing 'to apologizeeeeee' even though i think people are annoyed of me always singing along to their sentences and changing the meaning, but i just cannot stop it

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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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Poo really loud

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Sex scene comes on TV while you are watching with your parents... Try to act normal... Fail.

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.