I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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i use dental dams

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On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

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I unlike Facebook pages if they spam my wall.

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.