Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

Having small fingers and, regardless, still unable to click on the right thing when on the internet with a touch screen phone.

Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

I click my teeth to music

I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

Turn the Microwave off at 1 second

even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

I flip the pillow at night to feel the cool sensation.

I stop the microwave at 1 second so that one someone else uses it it beeps

Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.