use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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i use dental dams

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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When I see interactive ads on webpages ( "Shoot 5 iPhones And Get One Free!" type of windows ), I feel compelled to finish the task, even though I KNOW it's going to open a pop-up and waste 10 seconds of my life.

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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Talk to my cat.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.