i see almost everything as a sign

Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Look at my poo before I flush it.

Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

make south park refferences every day

Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

Pee in the shower

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.