When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"

Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

When I masturbate I trade hands often in fear that my penis may become crooked.

Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.