I never look out the window at night because I'm afraid there will be an Alien staring at me when I move the curtains.

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights.

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.