Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

look at bins as i walk past them

Sitting down in the shower

Breathe.

Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

Make scary faces in the mirror and try to scare myself

Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.