Not clicking the Facebook 'like' button on "pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud", because it will show up on your profile, and you think other people will think you're strange.

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

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When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

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I delete all notifications on my phone before i shut it off.

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.