i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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If I'm home alone, I tell myself good night when I am getting cozy in bed. I even use my name.

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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i cant fall asleep unless i suck my thumb...

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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When one of those sad sappy abused dogs commercials comes on, you change the channel really fast to prevent from crying.

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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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Hate when you finish a cup of pudding or something like that and you don’t want to get up to put the spoon in the sink so you just leave it sitting in the cup but the spoon is too tall for the cup and it falls over.

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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Giving my dog a massage.

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.