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Check the time on my cell phone, put it back in my pocket. Dammit, didn't see the time. Check it again.
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Turn the Microwave off at 1 second
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When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before
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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way
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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.
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When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last
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When my soap is running low, I add water to it.
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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time
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I make all the faces on my money face the same way.
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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.
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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.
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When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.
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Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...
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misread dig bick
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I cover my webcam on my when I fap in fear that someone/something is watching.
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When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.
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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.
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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running
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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.
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Sometimes I wonder if my whole life is a hallucination and I'm actually in some padded room somewhere, talking to myself and staring into space while my real family mourns the fact that their daughter will never be able to live a real life...
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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know
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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.