Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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hate Justin Bieber

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.