Every time I switch pages on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com, I always end up reading If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there.

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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Always fantasize about grabbing a cop's gun from his holster. Just because I am pretty sure I could.

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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I get mad at characters on tv and i shoot the screen with my Nerf gun

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I delete all notifications on my phone before i shut it off.

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Wonder why there are sites like this.

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When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet

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While listening to music, I imagine an insanely huge dance number to go along with it.

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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I really don't know what to do when i see a double post on here. I mean, i get that people like to do stuff with their feet when their in bed, but somehow al lot of these people do not find it enough to vote up an existing post.

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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Whenever you are in a quiet room and are trying to eat a food that is very loud to chew (like chips) you try to chew slowly or alter your chewing style so noone will think your too loud

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When I'm about to go to the bathroom, I think of a million things that I have to do and try to do them all before I pee my pants.

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squezzing moisturisure/tooth paste really hard cos the top is all dry and then a shit load comes out all at once

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Whenever I'm home alone, I dance and sing along to any commercial.

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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I like to say really offensive and/and racist words when I'm on my own and no one can hear me. It just feels good to say things that I'm not allowed to.

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Every time i take a drink from a cup, i rotate the cup so i never drink from the same place.

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While listening to songs, your always thinking of a situation to go along with it.

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I wonder if we're actually just dolls and are being controlled by some little girl in her little doll house ....

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.