When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

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Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.

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use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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Make scary faces in the mirror and try to scare myself

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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When I have a really good dream, and I wake up and realize it was a dream, I try to fall back asleep and re-visit the dream.

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.