Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

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Having small fingers and, regardless, still unable to click on the right thing when on the internet with a touch screen phone.

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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I click my teeth to music

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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Turn the Microwave off at 1 second

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even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

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I flip the pillow at night to feel the cool sensation.

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I stop the microwave at 1 second so that one someone else uses it it beeps

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.