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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.
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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.
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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.
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conundrum.
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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.
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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.
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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.
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When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.
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read on youtube comments with too unlikes
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when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose
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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them
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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.
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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"
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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.
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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing
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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.
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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth
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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.
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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you
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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone
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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.
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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.
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when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times
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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.