Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

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I like to poo while smoking.

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

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Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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you know how everyone talks about making life decisions in the shower and thinking about life?.....yeah thats me on the toilet

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

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Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.