When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

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My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.