Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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Peeing in the shower

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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when im losing an argument, ill start singing my responses

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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Try to pet your cat with your foot.

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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Locking your pet in the room and forcing it to spend time with you.

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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Brake for tail-gaters

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.