If I have a black surface I scratch my dandruff onto and make a dandruff galaxy.

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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Pee in the shower

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I post morals under every one of my new comments. Moral: Duh, I am moral man ffs! What do you expect! Its awesome! If things go at this phase I will be a celebrity in... hmm... in never!

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Imagine yourself and friends as band members while listening to songs.

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

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lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

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I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

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When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

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when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.

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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.