feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse.

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hallo

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

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*Sees bug on wall while taking shower* *Splashes with shower water* *Bug slides down wall* >_

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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Sometimes I imagine how everyone would react if I died.

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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listen to madonnas new album

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.