When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.

Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

This song will not come out of my head!

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

When i need to poop i place toilet paper over the water so it doesn't splash up and hit my rectum.

What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

I have an irrational fear of sloths

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

pull out a flies wings and let it go

When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

I twist my pubes into little spikes when I pee.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.