Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.

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Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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I have a phobia of incest

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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I was the real Stig...

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.