get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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I hit the frig after sex

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.