Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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listen to madonnas new album

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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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My parents are annoying.

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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think about all of the things you would do if you were the only person on earth

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.