Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

Have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum.

Whenever I am in a conversation with someone, be it a family member, close friend, or stranger, I nearly always imagine either starting a random brawl with them for no reason (i.e. punching them in the face) or making out with them or something, neither of which I would ever consider doing. Am I alone?

I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

Made after doomsday plans

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)

I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

Sex scene comes on TV while you are watching with your parents... Try to act normal... Fail.

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.