Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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When I'm in the shower i let the water run off my arms and fingers and pretend I'm a giant god of water sending torrents to the miniature people below.

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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Watch the same movies over and over

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Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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When no one is around I make sound effects for everything I do.

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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

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I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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1.Open the fridge...nothing to eat :/ 2.Open the cabinet...nothing to eat :/ 3.Lower expectations..and then repeat :)

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Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

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When I'm about to go to the bathroom, I think of a million things that I have to do and try to do them all before I pee my pants.

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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After hearing a song, you think, oh i have never heard of that before, and then you start hearing it every single day....

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working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.