I always cry when I pray.

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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I can't trill my R's

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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Poo really loud

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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In my head, my life is some kind of on-going documentary about my life. Sometimes when I'm alone, I conduct interviews.

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I mouth common words and phrases, just to see what it looks like when I talk to other people.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.