close the fridge door really slowly just so you can see the light turn off

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Imagine yourself and friends as band members while listening to songs.

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

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Think about the things you could do if you had the power to stop the time.

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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My most intimate moments are constantly interrupted by the same thought..."oh, God...what if there is a secret security cam in here...CUT TO: oh God...can my dead grandparents see me now????"

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.