go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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When I masturbate I trade hands often in fear that my penis may become crooked.

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I talk excessively loud in public sometimes so people can hear my opinions. I'm just hoping someone's eavesdropping because I like the fact that they might agree with me and that they get to see a little bit of who I am. I don't even know these people.

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When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

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Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

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Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

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I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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Think you looked good the whole day, then come home and realize you were a hot mess and nobody told you

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

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Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.