I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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*Sees bug on wall while taking shower* *Splashes with shower water* *Bug slides down wall* >_

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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KICK THE CAN

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.