I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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Lie in bed and wonder what happens whe you die, get depressed and come on this site for reassurance

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.