When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

Kick the fallen ice cube underneath the fridge

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Dramatically narrate everything I do in my head as I do it.

every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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Pretend that i don't care about my birthday when i actually can't wait to see what present people will get me and get terribly excited everytime someone text me

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

I think Frozen is an overrated film

When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.