Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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I talk excessively loud in public sometimes so people can hear my opinions. I'm just hoping someone's eavesdropping because I like the fact that they might agree with me and that they get to see a little bit of who I am. I don't even know these people.

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.