Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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Doing something really embarrassing in public and thinking "Doesn't matter, I'll never see these people again.".

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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I twist my pubes into little spikes when I pee.

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Look an ugly person up and down and try to think of ways that they can improve how they look. ( clothing, hair, and makeup)

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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Type in "Things you think only you do" then feel better that alot of people do the same stupid or smart things.

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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fap

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I pretend I'm a musical when I'm alone and sing about all the stuff I'm doing.

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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.