You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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Absentmindedly rub your stomach while lying down watching or reading.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.