- Things You Think Only You Do

When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.

Fill up a glass, drink half, then fill it up again.

Breathe.

Waking up from a dream that you thought was real life, and thinking,man i wish that was real...

Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.

before going to a party, i rehearse the conversations i expect to have with the people who will be there (even though those conversations never actually happent)

Laughing randomly because you remembered something that was funny earlier

I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.

When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.

If I hear a noise, it obviously means there is a monster somewhere in/near my bedroom and the sheets will protect me as long as they cover up to my chin.

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

use the shower water running of my arms and hands to shoot off random hairs inside the shower

Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.