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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.
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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.
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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you
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Answering questions that weren't directed at me, then awkwardly playing it off like they were talking to you.
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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out
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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex
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Pee in the shower.
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When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.
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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/
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I am a BIG TIME movie talker. I always ask questions that people obviously don’t know the answer to like, “Where is he going?” “I thought they were friends?” “Wait.. Is she mad?” “Is that guy the killer?” Although people seem to tolerate me, I do promise that it is completely on accident. I don’t even realize I do it. –Ikka.
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Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?
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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.
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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing
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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!
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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down
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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..
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look at bins as i walk past them
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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear
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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-
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Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.
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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.
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Text random people saying I'm pregnant
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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.
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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.