do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

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Pee in the shower.

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.