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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.
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Play with my own boobs for no reason
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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.
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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.
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when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.
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When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.
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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.
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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.
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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.
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I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.
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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.
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sometimes, i smell my own farts.
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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.
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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.
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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp
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feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.
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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.
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Pull the curtain right to the end so there are no gaps just in case some weirdo at night decides to look in my window.
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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"
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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open
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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.
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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.
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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.
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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.
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A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.