"Oh, that was a messed up thought, probably shouldn't think about it again or something worse because---GODDAMN IT."

Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

How many times is it okay to say "what" before just nodding and smiling?

Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

Check the time on my cell phone, put it back in my pocket. Dammit, didn't see the time. Check it again.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

conundrum.

always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

I rape small children ;).

I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

misread dig bick

Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.