Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

Think you looked good the whole day, then come home and realize you were a hot mess and nobody told you

when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.

Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

test how many stares you can scale in one step

place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.