When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

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when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head

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Get that shiver when you're peeing.

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.