When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.

Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

conundrum.

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

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when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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