Always think good thoughts before I go to bed so that I have good dreams

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Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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On a calendar search for the picture on your birthday month

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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Lie in bed and wonder what happens whe you die, get depressed and come on this site for reassurance

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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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I scratch and sniff.

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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When I walk from one room to the next, I make believe that the room I just left exploded, and that I made it out just in time.

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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sometimes, i smell my own farts.

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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R A P E Children

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.