Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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While listening to music, I imagine an insanely huge dance number to go along with it.

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.