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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.
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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.
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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.
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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.
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Sometimes I wonder if my whole life is a hallucination and I'm actually in some padded room somewhere, talking to myself and staring into space while my real family mourns the fact that their daughter will never be able to live a real life...
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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.
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Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.
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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.
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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.
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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman
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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...
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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.
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hate Justin Bieber
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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.
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I dip my pizza crust in soda
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When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.
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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.
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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.
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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.
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Think the "D" in the Disney logo was actually a "G", and realized that thought process at an age to embarassing to divulge to complete strangers on the internet.
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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone
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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.
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I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.
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Whenever another person sitting next to me at school doesn't push their chair in when they get up to leave, I do it for them because it looks more orderly.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.