do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

I have never watched Star Wars.

Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.

Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

Pee in the shower.

.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

I play video games with the controller under the covers.

When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.