Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

get bored so I fist myself for money

When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

Think about the things you could do if you had the power to stop the time.

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

Use my phone to see what time it is

Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.