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when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(
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When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.
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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status
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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.
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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen
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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.
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Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.
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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.
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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.
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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.
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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D
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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5
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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next
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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....
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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"
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every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse
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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!
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Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.
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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??
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singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont
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See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind
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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower
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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public
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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.