I have seen a UFO

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.