i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

Do somthing only you do

Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

whenever im doing sumthing im not suppose to i feel like everybody knows what im doing

Every time I switch pages on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com, I always end up reading If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there.

when i have to go down stairs at night, i have to sprint up the stairs in case there are ghosts/monsters never dangle my feet over the bed in case something tickles/touches them

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

You pause while walking around your house when you're home alone because you think you heard a noise, but then realize it was just you walking.

I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.