worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

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Fill up a glass, drink half, then fill it up again.

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When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.