when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out

When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

When I poop I pretend to make my wiener talk.

When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

When I walk into the bathroom and the lid of toilet is closed, I always get slightly nervous to lift it up and see into the toilet. I'm always thinking there'll be something disgusting or scary in there.

Sometimes I wipe my butt so violently that my finger goes through the toilet paper and into my butt hole. I enjoy it and question my sexuality. ;)

I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

Stab myself on a daily basis

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

stand in front of a mirror with your headphones in, and lip sync the words of the song playing to pretend you are singing in a music video

Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

I click my teeth to music

Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.