I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

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i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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Vote for the other guy

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On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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When my soap is running low, I add water to it.

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Sometimes when im sitting in class i start thinking how i would save the whole classroom if someone was to come in with a gun and start shooting.

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Think that a movie is shorter after you watch it once or twice

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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wonder if there are secret cameras watching my every move...

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instinctively thumb down long posts without reading them.

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When I was younger I would image a band that played the songs on the radio that was strapped to the roof of the car during long car rides.

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.