i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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Do somthing only you do

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

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whenever im doing sumthing im not suppose to i feel like everybody knows what im doing

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Every time I switch pages on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com, I always end up reading If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there.

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when i have to go down stairs at night, i have to sprint up the stairs in case there are ghosts/monsters never dangle my feet over the bed in case something tickles/touches them

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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You pause while walking around your house when you're home alone because you think you heard a noise, but then realize it was just you walking.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

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I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

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Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.