At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

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When I first start dating or seeing someone I write down options for conversation starters before I phone them in case it goes silent.

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

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when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

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Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

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I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

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lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

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When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

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misread flashlight

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I have one friend I always punch in the shoulder at least once when I see him.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.