when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

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Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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I talk excessively loud in public sometimes so people can hear my opinions. I'm just hoping someone's eavesdropping because I like the fact that they might agree with me and that they get to see a little bit of who I am. I don't even know these people.

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Post on this website, then give yourself the first thumbs up to kick-start your success.

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My hoodie/jacket strings HAVE to be equal in length, or I pull them then restretch the hood out to make them even.

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

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I pass by closed doors quickly and at least as far away as the door seems like it can open, because I always feel like someone's going to burst out, hitting me in the face with the door.

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Whenever i wear long sleeves i always hold onto the sleeves with my ring and pinkie fingers.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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I constantly talk to myself.

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I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.