On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.