Picking my nose.

When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.

I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

Sometimes I imagine how everyone would react if I died.

I like to poo while smoking.

when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.