Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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make south park refferences every day

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Check your analog watch, wait for it to strike a minute, then look away and try to count 60 seconds out in your head before you look again. However many seconds you were away is your new record.

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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Kick the fallen ice cube underneath the fridge

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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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If I hear a noise, it obviously means there is a monster somewhere in/near my bedroom and the sheets will protect me as long as they cover up to my chin.

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before going to a party, i rehearse the conversations i expect to have with the people who will be there (even though those conversations never actually happent)

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Laughing randomly because you remembered something that was funny earlier

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.