Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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Give a 'thumbs up' or a 'thumbs down' based strictly on how much you like the number it will change it to.

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Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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When standing on the beach, I try to command the waves to stop.

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Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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sometimes i sing and when i do , i make drum sounds with my teeth and you know, all that stuff

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If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.