Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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I mean Diana Ross.

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.

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Sometimes I wonder if my whole life is a hallucination and I'm actually in some padded room somewhere, talking to myself and staring into space while my real family mourns the fact that their daughter will never be able to live a real life...

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Check the time on my cell phone, put it back in my pocket. Dammit, didn't see the time. Check it again.

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Give a 'thumbs up' or a 'thumbs down' based strictly on how much you like the number it will change it to.

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I always feel a little twinge of regret when I see "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service," because I know it's a lie.

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sit in the shower

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.