I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

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I Masturbate Daily.

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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If I'm in my room and I need to fart, I walk into someone else's room and fart in there so that my room doesn't stink up.

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masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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I plant my feet firmly when the subway approaches in case a random stranger tries to kill me by pushing me in front of the train.

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

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I really enjoy self-pity.

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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im going to RAPEEEE that girl

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RAPE CHILDREN

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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

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Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

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Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

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Seperate your food on you dinner plate

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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

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I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.