Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

Mentally preparing yourself to step on a crunchy-looking leaf, only to discover it is in fact soggy, soft and unsatisfactory.

Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

Poo really loud

Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"

when i know that friends are coming to my place the next day i clean up my room and then i'm like...oh i forgot to clean up i'm sorry, it's always in a mess...

I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

Always think good thoughts before I go to bed so that I have good dreams

Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.