Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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SOMETIMES I SHIT ON MY HAND.... IN THE SHOWER

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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Sitting down in the shower

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I hold my breath in elevators

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Having small fingers and, regardless, still unable to click on the right thing when on the internet with a touch screen phone.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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when i realise for example that my shoes are stinking i get really paranoid and try to cover them under the table or something because i feel that everyone is thinking about it or is covering their nose or stuff

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.