When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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sometimes if I am going on a flight to another country I will hold a small pocket of air in my mouth before getting on the plane and then I would let it out after we land

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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Tried to suck ur own penis

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I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.