Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

I ejaculate fire and glory

When I say, "What?" after understanding exactly what someone said.

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

I always cry when I pray.

I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

"Oh, that was a messed up thought, probably shouldn't think about it again or something worse because---GODDAMN IT."

Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

Pick your dead skin then eat it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.