Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

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Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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I hit the frig after sex

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.