try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case

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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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Before I go to bed at night, I close the closet door so the monsters inside don't come get me while I'm sleeping.

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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Tape your dick to your leg to fit into tight pants

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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While listening to songs, your always thinking of a situation to go along with it.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.

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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.