When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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Having gay sex

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Pretend I'm much more popular than I am with people who don't know my social life.

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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Every time i take a drink from a cup, i rotate the cup so i never drink from the same place.

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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Give your neighbors names from movies.

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Say what even when u heard someone

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.