Always think good thoughts before I go to bed so that I have good dreams

Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

On a calendar search for the picture on your birthday month

Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

Lie in bed and wonder what happens whe you die, get depressed and come on this site for reassurance

Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

I scratch and sniff.

every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

When I walk from one room to the next, I make believe that the room I just left exploded, and that I made it out just in time.

When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

sometimes, i smell my own farts.

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.