Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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When nobodys home, stay as quiet as possible just in case an intrudor is hiding somewhere

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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Wishing you could go back in time and do a situation over again, becuase you regret the stuff you did.

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I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

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blow nose. look at kleenex.

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.

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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

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Guessing how many people are listening to the same song at the same moment as you

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Absentmindedly rub your stomach while lying down watching or reading.

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.