Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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jack off

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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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I say my first name every night before I go to sleep because I want it to be the last thing I say before I die.

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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I stay vigilant while i shower in case killer/zombies come into my house..

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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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Pee in the shower

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.