Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

make south park refferences every day

Check your analog watch, wait for it to strike a minute, then look away and try to count 60 seconds out in your head before you look again. However many seconds you were away is your new record.

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

Kick the fallen ice cube underneath the fridge

See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

If I hear a noise, it obviously means there is a monster somewhere in/near my bedroom and the sheets will protect me as long as they cover up to my chin.

before going to a party, i rehearse the conversations i expect to have with the people who will be there (even though those conversations never actually happent)

Laughing randomly because you remembered something that was funny earlier

Hate Skydoesminecraft.

i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.