Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

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Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.

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When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.