When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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My most intimate moments are constantly interrupted by the same thought..."oh, God...what if there is a secret security cam in here...CUT TO: oh God...can my dead grandparents see me now????"

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.

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When I'm at someone else's house, clutter sort of bothers me and it makes me want to clean up. At my own house, it feels really weird if there's a lack of clutter, so I like to keep it that way.

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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Open the fridge, nothing there, close fridge, open again just to make sure nothing has magically appeared

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

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I like to play with the condensation on the outside of glasses, sometimes drawing in it, or just wiping it all off. I get half-way annoyed when it comes back, until I play with it again.

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For some reason, I smile whenever I'm telling someone bad news or a sad story. I always try to not smile, but it doesn't work and I feel like a terrible person.

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.

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I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.