When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.

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When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.