When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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When I'm in a hurry I brush my teeth while peeing because I think it saves time.

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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*Sees bug on wall while taking shower* *Splashes with shower water* *Bug slides down wall* >_

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

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eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.