when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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I stand under my ceiling fan, looking up while spinning around to make it look still...

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I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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When I walk from one room to the next, I make believe that the room I just left exploded, and that I made it out just in time.

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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sometimes i close my eyes and i rub them to see psychedelic drawings

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

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When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

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When I see a typo ANYWHERE, I feel compelled to correct it, even if there is no possible way for me to correct it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.