I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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I always twist my washcloth into a cone shape, so when I take my next shower it is dry and hardened. Then I pretend stab it into my stomach and say "MY LIFE FOR AIUR!" before getting it wet again.

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I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

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Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Whenever i wear long sleeves i always hold onto the sleeves with my ring and pinkie fingers.

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.