I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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When I'm laying in bed, I make sure that my feet are covered and not hanging off the edge so that monsters don't eat them in my sleep.

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Think of the best come-backs ever, a few seconds after the time to use them would be.

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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conundrum.

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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Sometimes I wonder if my whole life is a hallucination and I'm actually in some padded room somewhere, talking to myself and staring into space while my real family mourns the fact that their daughter will never be able to live a real life...

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

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See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.