Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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I always cry when I pray.

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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I dip my pizza crust in soda

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.