When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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Think about breathing...

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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Give your neighbors names from movies.

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

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This song will not come out of my head!

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.