Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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Fart at home

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.