Squeezing my cat's face back so it looks Chinese.

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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I have one friend I always punch in the shoulder at least once when I see him.

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Fall asleep at night fantasizing about how you wish life situations would play out.

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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I am a BIG TIME movie talker. I always ask questions that people obviously don’t know the answer to like, “Where is he going?” “I thought they were friends?” “Wait.. Is she mad?” “Is that guy the killer?” Although people seem to tolerate me, I do promise that it is completely on accident. I don’t even realize I do it. –Ikka.

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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Realising that there are ASSHOLES posting dumb shit on this site.

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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draw little triangles while coulouring in to make it seem that theres not so much work -jesse

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.