You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

Absentmindedly rub your stomach while lying down watching or reading.

I rehearse arguments in my head.

Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

Sleep with pillow between legs

I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.