I really like taking shits.

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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when i watch tv and it cuts to break, if i hear someone on the tv tell me not to change the chanel, ill say "u cant tell me what to do!" and then ill change it.

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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Go up stairs two steps at a time. Avoid those stairs forever if there are an odd number and I have to end in a single step.

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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"Oh, that was a messed up thought, probably shouldn't think about it again or something worse because---GODDAMN IT."

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.