If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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Run up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way.

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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Brake for tail-gaters

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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I get mad at characters on tv and i shoot the screen with my Nerf gun

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.

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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.