Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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Pretend that i don't care about my birthday when i actually can't wait to see what present people will get me and get terribly excited everytime someone text me

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Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger

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On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.