I like to play with the condensation on the outside of glasses, sometimes drawing in it, or just wiping it all off. I get half-way annoyed when it comes back, until I play with it again.

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I pretend I'm a musical when I'm alone and sing about all the stuff I'm doing.

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Before I go to bed at night, I close the closet door so the monsters inside don't come get me while I'm sleeping.

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I sleep in the nude.

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think something you shouldn't, then stop thinking it, because someone might read your mind

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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Whenever I'm home alone, I dance and sing along to any commercial.

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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Think up a come back three days after it would have been useful.

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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dont turn my fan up so high cause i think its going to fall and slice me to bits -jesse

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Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

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I cover my webcam on my when I fap in fear that someone/something is watching.

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I dip my pizza crust in soda

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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When im alone i have a conversation with myself

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Get that shiver when you're peeing.

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feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

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to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.