try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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When I see interactive ads on webpages ( "Shoot 5 iPhones And Get One Free!" type of windows ), I feel compelled to finish the task, even though I KNOW it's going to open a pop-up and waste 10 seconds of my life.

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Dramatically narrate everything I do in my head as I do it.

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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Every time I open a door, I shout out "Alohamora!" and then I open it.

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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Boinked my neighbor

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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I talk to my pet when no one is home.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.