Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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When I see interactive ads on webpages ( "Shoot 5 iPhones And Get One Free!" type of windows ), I feel compelled to finish the task, even though I KNOW it's going to open a pop-up and waste 10 seconds of my life.

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When I'm in the shower i let the water run off my arms and fingers and pretend I'm a giant god of water sending torrents to the miniature people below.

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The longer it takes me to find the light switch in the dark the more frantic and terrified I become.

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Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

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I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.