I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

Pee in the shower

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

I type a comment here and secretly feel special

read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.