For some reason, I smile whenever I'm telling someone bad news or a sad story. I always try to not smile, but it doesn't work and I feel like a terrible person.

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Guessing how many people are listening to the same song at the same moment as you

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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Not clicking the Facebook 'like' button on "pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud", because it will show up on your profile, and you think other people will think you're strange.

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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make south park refferences every day

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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you know how everyone talks about making life decisions in the shower and thinking about life?.....yeah thats me on the toilet

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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I gotta get down of Friday

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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I piss in the bed every night

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.