feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.