Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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play with a laser pointer and pretend its a lightsaber

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

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When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.