Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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I ejaculate fire and glory

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When I say, "What?" after understanding exactly what someone said.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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I always cry when I pray.

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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"Oh, that was a messed up thought, probably shouldn't think about it again or something worse because---GODDAMN IT."

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.