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I pass by closed doors quickly and at least as far away as the door seems like it can open, because I always feel like someone's going to burst out, hitting me in the face with the door.

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.

Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

Things You Think Only You Do

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