Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

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Mentally preparing yourself to step on a crunchy-looking leaf, only to discover it is in fact soggy, soft and unsatisfactory.

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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Poo really loud

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"

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when i know that friends are coming to my place the next day i clean up my room and then i'm like...oh i forgot to clean up i'm sorry, it's always in a mess...

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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Always think good thoughts before I go to bed so that I have good dreams

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.