When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

Put my hands together the 'other' way

Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins

Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

I have tons of imaginary conversations in my head with people I know, but they never happen. It's worse when something funny happens in the imaginary conversation and I laugh to myself, and if someone notices I can't even say that I was remembering something because I wasn't, it had never happened...

I put salt on buttered toast...

When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.