Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.