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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me
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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.
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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.
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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)
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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?
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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand
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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.
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Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them
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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has
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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream
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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.
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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.
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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you
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sometimes i close my eyes and i rub them to see psychedelic drawings
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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.
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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember
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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.
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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god
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after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.
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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.
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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.
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when someone says something like 'it's too late' i always start singing 'to apologizeeeeee' even though i think people are annoyed of me always singing along to their sentences and changing the meaning, but i just cannot stop it
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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)
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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.