try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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I eat ass

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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make food scream if i chop them up.

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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I have a phobia of incest

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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I plant my feet firmly when the subway approaches in case a random stranger tries to kill me by pushing me in front of the train.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.