singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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I put salt on buttered toast...

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

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When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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Reading a book and making the facial expressions it describes.

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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I will look up the definition of a word in a text message before I use it just incase I'm using it in the wrong context.

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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

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I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.