- Things You Think Only You Do

when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

Open the fridge every 15 minutes, to see if there is anything new to eat.

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

Laying in bed kind of hungry, knowing exactly what you want to eat, and going over all the steps involved (going all the way to the kitchen, making the food, cleaning up, going all the way back to your room, plus it's nighttime and something might get you) and trying to decide whether or not it's worth it to go eat now or just wait until you wake up.

Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

pull out a flies wings and let it go

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins

Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.

When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.