whenever I see those commercials where there is two people talking to each other but they constantly look at me it really irritates me

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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

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Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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listen to madonnas new album

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.