When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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seeing small spots in your eye (dust probably) and then chasing them with your eye trying to catch them

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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When laying in bed I put the covers over my head and act like I'm in different places..caves..tent..etc..

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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Sometimes when im sitting in class i start thinking how i would save the whole classroom if someone was to come in with a gun and start shooting.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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"Oh, that was a messed up thought, probably shouldn't think about it again or something worse because---GODDAMN IT."

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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dont turn my fan up so high cause i think its going to fall and slice me to bits -jesse

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Give your neighbors names from movies.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.