Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

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I always cry when I pray.

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie)

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.