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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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When nobodys home, stay as quiet as possible just in case an intrudor is hiding somewhere

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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Imagine yourself and friends as band members while listening to songs.

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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Look at the clock, then instantly forget what time it is and look again.

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.