Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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I always cry when I pray.

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I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there.

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.