I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

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Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.