When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

wipe your hands on your pants

Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

Having small fingers and, regardless, still unable to click on the right thing when on the internet with a touch screen phone.

I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.

Try to pet your cat with your foot.

whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

I avoid closing my eyes in the shower in case ghosts/monsters/zombies get me.

When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out

Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.