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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.
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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.
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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up
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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters
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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)
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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .
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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.
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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.
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Love feet. like LOVE feet.
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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.
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avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big
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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.
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masturbate quietly in my room.
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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.
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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.
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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.
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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet
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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.
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clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.
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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.
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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*
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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.
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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B
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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.