When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.