Sometimes I imagine how everyone would react if I died.

when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

Always fantasize about grabbing a cop's gun from his holster. Just because I am pretty sure I could.

1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

The older I get the more honest I get

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

I think Frozen is an overrated film

Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.