pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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When looking for something you need, just walk in circles around the house until it appears.

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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sing in the shower

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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Sometimes I think the whole world is set up, and I feel like I'm living in some kind of Truman Show. I even sometimes say "I know you're there" to the moon.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.