Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

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I have always belived that I invented calling Target " Tar- jhay"

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

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Too lazy to exercise. Think to self "I'm gonna work out tomorrow." - instantly feel better about self. Still didn't exercise.

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights.

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.