Repeat the phrase "you too" after a comment someone makes that does not apply. Bob: happy birthday Jim Jim: you too bob. Awwww sh!t.

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i take words i just read or said and sing them to the tune of a song

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

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I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

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I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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Pee in my work garbage can.

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Give a 'thumbs up' or a 'thumbs down' based strictly on how much you like the number it will change it to.

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

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Having small fingers and, regardless, still unable to click on the right thing when on the internet with a touch screen phone.

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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k. everyone

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.