Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

I never feel bored

Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

jack off

Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.