Drinking and dialing people I dated.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

thumb_up thumb_down -93

Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

thumb_up thumb_down -70

While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

thumb_up thumb_down -78

On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

thumb_up thumb_down +6

OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

thumb_up thumb_down -54

Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

thumb_up thumb_down -61

I sleep in my underpants every single night

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

thumb_up thumb_down -47

When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

thumb_up thumb_down -67

Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

thumb_up thumb_down -43

Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

thumb_up thumb_down -34

I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

thumb_up thumb_down -41

I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

I wish I was born again, but I had all of the knowledge I have now.

thumb_up thumb_down +1,222

avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

thumb_up thumb_down -80

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.