Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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k. everyone

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.