try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

I eat ass

Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

make food scream if i chop them up.

I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

I have a phobia of incest

Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

I plant my feet firmly when the subway approaches in case a random stranger tries to kill me by pushing me in front of the train.

Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

I used to eat bath bubbles

Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.