I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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squezzing moisturisure/tooth paste really hard cos the top is all dry and then a shit load comes out all at once

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.

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I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

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Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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I avoid closing my eyes in the shower in case ghosts/monsters/zombies get me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.