Walking around store and store clerk asks are you finding everything ok..and you reply yes and you...

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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Laughing randomly because you remembered something that was funny earlier

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misread flashlight

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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I hit the frig after sex

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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hate Justin Bieber

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.