Get turned on lookin at my own butt

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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

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When tapping, I always have to do the same pattern of taps, and I feel incomplete if I don't finish the pattern I started.

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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close the fridge door really slowly just so you can see the light turn off

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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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"Oh, that was a messed up thought, probably shouldn't think about it again or something worse because---GODDAMN IT."

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.