When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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Sometimes I wonder if my whole life is a hallucination and I'm actually in some padded room somewhere, talking to myself and staring into space while my real family mourns the fact that their daughter will never be able to live a real life...

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.