write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

when someone goes underwater in a movie I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived in that situation, I almost died during Finding Nemo

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

i take words i just read or said and sing them to the tune of a song

Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.

When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

Text random people saying I'm pregnant

I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming

I have walked into a sliding glass door

Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.

going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.