Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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I pee in the shower. :3

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.