Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

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Before I go to bed I have to put one of my hands between my knees in order to warm up and get comfy.

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

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im going to rape that girl

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Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

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When I'm on Facebook, I flip between someone's most recent profile picture and their first one, just to see how much they've changed.

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get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

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When I walk into the bathroom and the lid of toilet is closed, I always get slightly nervous to lift it up and see into the toilet. I'm always thinking there'll be something disgusting or scary in there.

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I stop the microwave at 1 second so that one someone else uses it it beeps

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Give your neighbors names from movies.

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I control water in the shower.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.