when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

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Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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I dont know weather or not to flush the toilet at night incase i wake somebody, its even worse in other peoples houses.

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Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.