After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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Sitting down in the shower

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Cough and shift my feet a lot when someone comes into the public bathroom so they know someone is in the stall and won't walk in on me.

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I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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When I walk from one room to the next, I make believe that the room I just left exploded, and that I made it out just in time.

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Look at the clock, then instantly forget what time it is and look again.

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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Find something you dislike about your face/body and instantly compare it with every person you meet from then on

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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Lie in bed and wonder what happens whe you die, get depressed and come on this site for reassurance

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Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

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When you stop to tie you shoe, you re-tie the other so one isnt tighter than the other.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.