- Things You Think Only You Do

say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

sometimes sigh sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

Be a loner at school

Reading a book and making the facial expressions it describes.

Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

I **** with no hands.

whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

I talk to my pet when no one is home.

Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

Sitting next to a banana called James

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.