Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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fap

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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when someone says something like 'it's too late' i always start singing 'to apologizeeeeee' even though i think people are annoyed of me always singing along to their sentences and changing the meaning, but i just cannot stop it

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I really like taking shits.

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when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

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Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

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When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

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misread flashlight

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I gotta get down of Friday

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.