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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.
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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.
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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.
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Sometimes when im sitting in class i start thinking how i would save the whole classroom if someone was to come in with a gun and start shooting.
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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk
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give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.
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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care
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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.
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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.
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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.
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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.
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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.
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I want to suck on your penis
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I eat one way in public and another way in private.
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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.
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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech
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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.
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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.
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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.
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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.
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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.
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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.
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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.
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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.