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singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont
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Go on this site to feel normal.
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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)
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I put salt on buttered toast...
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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.
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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it
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pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.
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When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.
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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.
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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol
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Reading a book and making the facial expressions it describes.
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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett
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I will look up the definition of a word in a text message before I use it just incase I'm using it in the wrong context.
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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks
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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.
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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped
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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up
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pull out a flies wings and let it go
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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.
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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.
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think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting
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I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.
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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes
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When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.