clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Go through funny pictures and memes on Facebook, and then accidently miss one and ten when you click to go back you have to go through like 5 more to get back to the one you want.

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sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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I think about other women when having sex

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

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Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.