read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

read on youtube comments with too unlikes

When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.

When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose

Sometimes when I look at something up close, I alternate closing each eye and looking at the object from the other eye, then switch again. I do it really fast to make it look like that thing is moving. It's really entertaining.

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

Pretend my life is a videogame.

Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.