Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

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I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

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lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

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When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

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misread flashlight

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I have one friend I always punch in the shoulder at least once when I see him.

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When I walk from one room to the next, I make believe that the room I just left exploded, and that I made it out just in time.

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

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Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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Breathe.

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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penis

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.