When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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Get freaked out when door bell or phone rings when you are doing something you are not supposed to.

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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Check the time on my cell phone, put it back in my pocket. Dammit, didn't see the time. Check it again.

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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

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Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

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Dip my pizza crust in my soda

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draw little triangles while coulouring in to make it seem that theres not so much work -jesse

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every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

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I try to move inanimate objects/set things on fire/control the elements with my mind.

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suck my own penis

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do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.