Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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Eating a crunchy food while watching tv and turning up the volume little by little until its around 80% because you can't hear over the sound of your own chewing. Then later when you turn back on the tv you scare yourself because it's still at 80% and frantically try to turn it down with super speed before anyone hears you.

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When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

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Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

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sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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Give a 'thumbs up' or a 'thumbs down' based strictly on how much you like the number it will change it to.

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Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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When standing on the beach, I try to command the waves to stop.

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Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.