When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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wipe your hands on your pants

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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Having small fingers and, regardless, still unable to click on the right thing when on the internet with a touch screen phone.

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.

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Try to pet your cat with your foot.

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whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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I avoid closing my eyes in the shower in case ghosts/monsters/zombies get me.

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.