Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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If I have a black surface I scratch my dandruff onto and make a dandruff galaxy.

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Pee in the shower

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

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A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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RAPE CHILDREN

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Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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when two pictures look very similar, i go back and forth between them so it looks like they're moving

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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Look at my poop before flushing

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.