sometimes, i smell my own farts.

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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Pull the curtain right to the end so there are no gaps just in case some weirdo at night decides to look in my window.

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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R A P E Children

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.