While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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Someone asks you "what's up" and you awkwardly reply "good".

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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When I have a really good dream, and I wake up and realize it was a dream, I try to fall back asleep and re-visit the dream.

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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make food scream if i chop them up.

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I have seen a UFO

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Pee in the shower.

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.