When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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ask my dog questions then realize, she can't talk...

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Wishing you could go back in time and do a situation over again, becuase you regret the stuff you did.

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Absentmindedly rub your stomach while lying down watching or reading.

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

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When you stop to tie you shoe, you re-tie the other so one isnt tighter than the other.

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Made after doomsday plans

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When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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I cover my webcam on my when I fap in fear that someone/something is watching.

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.