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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps
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after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.
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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.
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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.
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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces
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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.
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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\
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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me
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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.
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When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.
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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.
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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.
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Find something you dislike about your face/body and instantly compare it with every person you meet from then on
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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.
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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.
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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.
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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.
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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.
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I can't piss with my shoes on.
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Stab myself on a daily basis
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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.
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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.