spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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sometimes i close my eyes and i rub them to see psychedelic drawings

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

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When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

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When I see a typo ANYWHERE, I feel compelled to correct it, even if there is no possible way for me to correct it

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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I constantly talk to myself.

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I really don't know what to do when i see a double post on here. I mean, i get that people like to do stuff with their feet when their in bed, but somehow al lot of these people do not find it enough to vote up an existing post.

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I think about other women when having sex

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.