Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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I can see a magic eye image

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Seperate your food on you dinner plate

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I have a phobia of incest

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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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Mentally preparing yourself to step on a crunchy-looking leaf, only to discover it is in fact soggy, soft and unsatisfactory.

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Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

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Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.