I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

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When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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When I eat potato chips, I lick each side to make sure the really salty part is down.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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I post morals under every one of my new comments. Moral: Duh, I am moral man ffs! What do you expect! Its awesome! If things go at this phase I will be a celebrity in... hmm... in never!

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mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

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Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle

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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.

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I give my own posts a thumbs up whenever I have the option and I know that it's anonymous.

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

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Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

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hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.