Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)

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Put my hand under the pillow in bed to get orgasm

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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Locking your pet in the room and forcing it to spend time with you.

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Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.