Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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I post morals under every one of my new comments. Moral: Duh, I am moral man ffs! What do you expect! Its awesome! If things go at this phase I will be a celebrity in... hmm... in never!

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

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trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

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I have one friend I always punch in the shoulder at least once when I see him.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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I plant my feet firmly when the subway approaches in case a random stranger tries to kill me by pushing me in front of the train.

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i masturbate with my feet

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.