Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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Wonder why there are sites like this.

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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When I'm in a car holding a handheld device (iPod, Cell Phone, etc.) I have a feeling I will randomly throw it out the open window. I would never do this, but I'm still afraid I might.

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When I walk the streets after getting a new haircut, I think everybody's staring at me and thinking "oh my god she got a new haircut" eventhough they didn't know me before.

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when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.