think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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Think about the things you could do if you had the power to stop the time.

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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I plant my feet firmly when the subway approaches in case a random stranger tries to kill me by pushing me in front of the train.

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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being super bored at school

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I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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get really confused

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.