Pick giant boogers and eat them.

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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Before I go to bed at night, I close the closet door so the monsters inside don't come get me while I'm sleeping.

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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If there's leaves on the ground and the wind picks it up and makes like swirls I put my arms out to make it seem I'm controlling the swirls.

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

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Cough and shift my feet a lot when someone comes into the public bathroom so they know someone is in the stall and won't walk in on me.

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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If I'm in my room and I need to fart, I walk into someone else's room and fart in there so that my room doesn't stink up.

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.