i see almost everything as a sign

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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Picking my nose.

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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.