Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

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sometimes, i smell my own farts.

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almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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If there's leaves on the ground and the wind picks it up and makes like swirls I put my arms out to make it seem I'm controlling the swirls.

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.