When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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Go outside and pee.

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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listen to madonnas new album

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.