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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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I can't trill my R's

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Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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Only use the left earphone.

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.

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before going to a party, i rehearse the conversations i expect to have with the people who will be there (even though those conversations never actually happent)

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.

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pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.