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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles
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to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it
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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house
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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.
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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.
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Pick giant boogers and eat them.
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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com
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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror
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Turn the Microwave off at 1 second
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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)
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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.
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I chew on anything plastic. I don't think there's a pen that I haven't chewed on or a plastic cap I haven't put in my mouth. It's a horrible habit but it feels so DAMN GOOD TO CHEW!
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You remember something funny. You smile like an idiot. Everyone around thinks your weird for randomly smiling.
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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...
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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.
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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!
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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.
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bounce when your tip toeing.
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When I sneeze I hold my balls ( only when Im alone)
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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does
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when i am in a long car ride i look out the window and imagine im in a sad music video
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when looking for lost keys i return to the place they should be at least 5 times and look there
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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja
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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.