I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

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On a calendar search for the picture on your birthday month

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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Dip my pizza crust in my soda

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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

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Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

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I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.