Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.

RAPE CHILDREN

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins

Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.