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See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind
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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it
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pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.
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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.
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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel
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I never feel bored
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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle
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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.
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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.
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I used to eat bath bubbles
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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.
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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"
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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter
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When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.
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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.
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Poo really loud
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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.
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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.
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When you tell yourself that this is the last page you'll read and end up reading three more.
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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)
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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks
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Do math in ur head at night to help you fall asleep.
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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.
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When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.