start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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Gotta sleep with a fan.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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Sex scene comes on TV while you are watching with your parents... Try to act normal... Fail.

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Smoking in the shower.

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.