I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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I stop the microwave at 1 second so that one someone else uses it it beeps

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Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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The longer it takes me to find the light switch in the dark the more frantic and terrified I become.

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

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Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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get bored so I fist myself for money

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.