Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)

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I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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listen to madonnas new album

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sometimes i close my eyes and i rub them to see psychedelic drawings

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Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

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im going to RAPEEEE that girl

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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I chew on anything plastic. I don't think there's a pen that I haven't chewed on or a plastic cap I haven't put in my mouth. It's a horrible habit but it feels so DAMN GOOD TO CHEW!

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When I poop I pretend to make my wiener talk.

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I can see a magic eye image

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I make all the faces on my money face the same way.

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.