Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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I wish I was born again, but I had all of the knowledge I have now.

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avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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I vote thumb dlown the ones that i dong like

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights.

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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I try to move inanimate objects/set things on fire/control the elements with my mind.

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Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

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When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.