Pee sitting down so I dont have to aim

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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Reading the terms of service :O....

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head

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I have always belived that I invented calling Target " Tar- jhay"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.