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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

ASMR

read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

pull out a flies wings and let it go

I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

I pee in the shower.

When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.

When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.