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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.
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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is
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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.
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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.
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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.
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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.
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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well
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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.
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Hate when you finish a cup of pudding or something like that and you don’t want to get up to put the spoon in the sink so you just leave it sitting in the cup but the spoon is too tall for the cup and it falls over.
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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.
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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.
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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda
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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.
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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next
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sometimes if I am going on a flight to another country I will hold a small pocket of air in my mouth before getting on the plane and then I would let it out after we land
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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing
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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon
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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.
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If I have a black surface I scratch my dandruff onto and make a dandruff galaxy.
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I constantly talk to myself.
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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?
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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.
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I hit the frig after sex
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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.