Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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I get creeped out if I haven't looked at a clock in a while and when I finally do it reads 9:11

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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Pee in the shower.

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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I say my first name every night before I go to sleep because I want it to be the last thing I say before I die.

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.