When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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I cant ride a bike

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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Sometimes when im sitting in class i start thinking how i would save the whole classroom if someone was to come in with a gun and start shooting.

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Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.