shag your mom

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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When I walk the streets after getting a new haircut, I think everybody's staring at me and thinking "oh my god she got a new haircut" eventhough they didn't know me before.

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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When I'm in the shower i let the water run off my arms and fingers and pretend I'm a giant god of water sending torrents to the miniature people below.

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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Whenever I read creepy pastas and there is a picture after the story I get afraid to look at it than when I do I freak out thinking it's going to eat me. Than when I look at it I shout FUUUUUUU.. Than look at it some more and I burst out laughing seeing its a fucking dumb picture.

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Being fat

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Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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When I was younger I would image a band that played the songs on the radio that was strapped to the roof of the car during long car rides.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.