wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

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When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.

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make food scream if i chop them up.

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misread dig bick

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I gotta get down of Friday

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Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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smoke marijuana

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When you stop to tie you shoe, you re-tie the other so one isnt tighter than the other.

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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Guessing how many people are listening to the same song at the same moment as you

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.