I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.

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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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When I see interactive ads on webpages ( "Shoot 5 iPhones And Get One Free!" type of windows ), I feel compelled to finish the task, even though I KNOW it's going to open a pop-up and waste 10 seconds of my life.

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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Do somthing only you do

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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.