Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.

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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.