Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

I wish I was born again, but I had all of the knowledge I have now.

avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

I vote thumb dlown the ones that i dong like

When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights.

Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

I try to move inanimate objects/set things on fire/control the elements with my mind.

Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

I have autofocus in my eyes.

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.