Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

sometimes i sing and when i do , i make drum sounds with my teeth and you know, all that stuff

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

I delete all notifications on my phone before i shut it off.

When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

i take words i just read or said and sing them to the tune of a song

When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

wipe your hands on your pants

Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

Having small fingers and, regardless, still unable to click on the right thing when on the internet with a touch screen phone.

I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.

Try to pet your cat with your foot.

Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.