When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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Pretending you're in a tribute band when you listen to a song.

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losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

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I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D

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Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

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hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.