Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

I eat ass

Pee in the shower

I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.