I masturbate with sandpaper

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I mouth common words and phrases, just to see what it looks like when I talk to other people.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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I wish I was born again, but I had all of the knowledge I have now.

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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I have seen a UFO

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

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I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.

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When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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When nobody's home I blast the stereo and sing as loud as I can.

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Sit there with my hand just resting down my pants casually when I'm alone. It's comfy!

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I used to pretent my legs didn't work and pulled myself up the stairs with just my hands.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.