I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.