Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

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Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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I pretend that someone can see through my eyes whenever I'm doing something cool, i guess so they think I'm cooler or something.

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I light my pubes on fire instead of shaving them because they aren't as itchy that way.

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I fake laugh at peoples jokes when they're not funny to avoid akward moments.

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.