When out I like to "people watch."

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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I like to poo while smoking.

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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think something you shouldn't, then stop thinking it, because someone might read your mind

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

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When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

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when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

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when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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Guessing how many people are listening to the same song at the same moment as you

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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While waiting on someone I check my phone and if there is no new message I just read old ones, just to be occupied and don't look stupid or lost

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.