humiliating little girls

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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I pretend that my actions are perceived by a past self and they're always astounded by the change I've gone through.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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ASMR

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Go through funny pictures and memes on Facebook, and then accidently miss one and ten when you click to go back you have to go through like 5 more to get back to the one you want.

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When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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I control water in the shower.

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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.