Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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Gotta sleep with a fan.

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.

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Every time I see my self in a mirror, I feel like I'm watching someone in a different dimension and make quick movements to see if they mess up.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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when two pictures look very similar, i go back and forth between them so it looks like they're moving

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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I scratch and sniff.

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

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when someone goes underwater in a movie I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived in that situation, I almost died during Finding Nemo

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.