Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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I eat ass

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Pee in the shower

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.