If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

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Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

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Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.