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Pee in the shower.

Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

I wonder if we're actually just dolls and are being controlled by some little girl in her little doll house ....

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I pretend that someone can see through my eyes whenever I'm doing something cool, i guess so they think I'm cooler or something.

I light my pubes on fire instead of shaving them because they aren't as itchy that way.

When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing us.

After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

Have a dream with horribly unfortunate events (like having an amputation or being in prison) waking up from said dream and saying something like, "Good thing that was a dream, don't know what I'd do if that was real"

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

If there's leaves on the ground and the wind picks it up and makes like swirls I put my arms out to make it seem I'm controlling the swirls.

I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.