Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.

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Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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RAPE CHILDREN

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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ASMR

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

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I want to suck on your penis

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My hoodie/jacket strings HAVE to be equal in length, or I pull them then restretch the hood out to make them even.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.