i see almost everything as a sign

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

I masturbate with sandpaper

Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

Picking my nose.

Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.