I can see a magic eye image

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sometimes i sing and when i do , i make drum sounds with my teeth and you know, all that stuff

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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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Pretend that when you are in the shower, the shower head is a giant machine gun, that takes thousands of men to operate, and that you were an extremely large person and you catch ALL of the bullets in your mouth, spitting them at the shower head while at the same time turning off the water as if they all died, and the small drips that continue to drop out were the dead soldires' blood.....-dillon

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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I am a BIG TIME movie talker. I always ask questions that people obviously don’t know the answer to like, “Where is he going?” “I thought they were friends?” “Wait.. Is she mad?” “Is that guy the killer?” Although people seem to tolerate me, I do promise that it is completely on accident. I don’t even realize I do it. –Ikka.

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

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When I walk from one room to the next, I make believe that the room I just left exploded, and that I made it out just in time.

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If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.

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Squeezing my cat's face back so it looks Chinese.

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Someone asks you "what's up" and you awkwardly reply "good".

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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

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Try having a conversation with your friends parents but keep saying yeah the whole time

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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Do math in ur head at night to help you fall asleep.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.