Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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sometimes i close my eyes and i rub them to see psychedelic drawings

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Wondering where are famous people and what they are doing at this exact moment.

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.