when someone says something like 'it's too late' i always start singing 'to apologizeeeeee' even though i think people are annoyed of me always singing along to their sentences and changing the meaning, but i just cannot stop it

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Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?

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Breathe.

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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Know all the lyrics to a song but then realize you never actually "listened" to the song to see what it's about

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While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.

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Sit down in a grass field... immediately start pulling up grass.

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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when someone goes underwater in a movie I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived in that situation, I almost died during Finding Nemo

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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Breathe.

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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Peeing in the shower

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Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.