Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

My parents are annoying.

Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.

when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

My most intimate moments are constantly interrupted by the same thought..."oh, God...what if there is a secret security cam in here...CUT TO: oh God...can my dead grandparents see me now????"

Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.

When I'm walking I pretend that I'm staying in the same place and moving the world beneath me.

Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.