when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

Smoking in the shower.

I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

Eating a crunchy food while watching tv and turning up the volume little by little until its around 80% because you can't hear over the sound of your own chewing. Then later when you turn back on the tv you scare yourself because it's still at 80% and frantically try to turn it down with super speed before anyone hears you.

Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

I talk excessively loud in public sometimes so people can hear my opinions. I'm just hoping someone's eavesdropping because I like the fact that they might agree with me and that they get to see a little bit of who I am. I don't even know these people.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.