Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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Whenever I am in a conversation with someone, be it a family member, close friend, or stranger, I nearly always imagine either starting a random brawl with them for no reason (i.e. punching them in the face) or making out with them or something, neither of which I would ever consider doing. Am I alone?

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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Play as both sides on fifa

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.