Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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Sometimes when I look at something up close, I alternate closing each eye and looking at the object from the other eye, then switch again. I do it really fast to make it look like that thing is moving. It's really entertaining.

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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saying long strings of unconnected words in your head and wondering if you just said something that noone else ever has

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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I eat ass

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.