Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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If I have a black surface I scratch my dandruff onto and make a dandruff galaxy.

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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look at bins as i walk past them

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fap

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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I can't piss with my shoes on.

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When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.