Use my phone to see what time it is

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

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I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.

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When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.