See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Mayada stupid

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Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)

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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

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I chew my ice cream.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.