when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.

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When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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sometimes, i smell my own farts.

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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Pull the curtain right to the end so there are no gaps just in case some weirdo at night decides to look in my window.

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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R A P E Children

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.