When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights.

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)

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I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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Sitting down in the shower

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scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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blink

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.