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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.
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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast
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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter
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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.
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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km
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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol
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whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them
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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.
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get bored so I fist myself for money
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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.
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eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty
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Turn the Microwave off at 1 second
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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.
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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy
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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.
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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.
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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal
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I read the down voted posts
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I wonder if sport games are rigged?
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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u
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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you
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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.