Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

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Rub boogers under the arm rest on the couch.

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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Check the toilet paper after wiping your ass

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Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.

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I flip the pillow at night to feel the cool sensation.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

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Rapidly click the mouse when your computer is frozen, even though you know it won't do anything to help whatsoever.

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I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.