google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

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When I'm about to go to the bathroom, I think of a million things that I have to do and try to do them all before I pee my pants.

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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Answering questions that weren't directed at me, then awkwardly playing it off like they were talking to you.

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Made after doomsday plans

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I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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I translate (parts of) songs into different languages in my head. I try to do it as good as possible.

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Repeat the phrase "you too" after a comment someone makes that does not apply. Bob: happy birthday Jim Jim: you too bob. Awwww sh!t.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.