when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

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Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

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When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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Absentmindedly rub your stomach while lying down watching or reading.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.