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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl
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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.
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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.
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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..
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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.
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I used to eat bath bubbles
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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.
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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.
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I say my first name every night before I go to sleep because I want it to be the last thing I say before I die.
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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.
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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps
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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.
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When i need to poop i place toilet paper over the water so it doesn't splash up and hit my rectum.
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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.
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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.
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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces
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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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dont turn my fan up so high cause i think its going to fall and slice me to bits -jesse
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When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.
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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream
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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.
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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm
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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.