I pretend that someone can see through my eyes whenever I'm doing something cool, i guess so they think I'm cooler or something.

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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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im going to rape that girl

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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When I first start dating or seeing someone I write down options for conversation starters before I phone them in case it goes silent.

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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Know all the lyrics to a song but then realize you never actually "listened" to the song to see what it's about

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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Pretend that when you are in the shower, the shower head is a giant machine gun, that takes thousands of men to operate, and that you were an extremely large person and you catch ALL of the bullets in your mouth, spitting them at the shower head while at the same time turning off the water as if they all died, and the small drips that continue to drop out were the dead soldires' blood.....-dillon

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.