Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

i would air drum even if theres no music playing

Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

read on youtube comments with too unlikes

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

Use my phone to see what time it is

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.