Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

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When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

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Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.

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RAPE CHILDREN

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.