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When I masturbate I trade hands often in fear that my penis may become crooked.
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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.
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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.
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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!
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Stalk people on facebook, find out something interesting, and later claim that it 'came up on your newsfeed'.
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I really enjoy self-pity.
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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.
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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.
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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.
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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O
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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.
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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.
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pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.
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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.
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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.
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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am
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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.
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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.
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Believing in the kindness of strangers
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If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!
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I translate (parts of) songs into different languages in my head. I try to do it as good as possible.
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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink
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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you
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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.