Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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I have seen a UFO

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.