I pee in the shower.

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I think I have superpowers and sometimes I try to use them by force, like lifting a pencil with my mind or elevate from the ground.

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When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

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When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.