I pee in the shower.

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Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...

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feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

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On a calendar search for the picture on your birthday month

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

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I try to move inanimate objects/set things on fire/control the elements with my mind.

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.