When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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Give your neighbors names from movies.

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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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Fear that the CIA is secretly wathing you.

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feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

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I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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I think about other women when having sex

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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I approach balcony ledges with my feet firmly planted, just in case a random person decides to come pick me up and throw me off the balcony.

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.

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working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.