At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

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Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

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Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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Have to take the phone with you everytime to the bathroom

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Sometimes, I skim through the Terms of Service just to make sure I'm not selling my soul or promising my first-born.

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squezzing moisturisure/tooth paste really hard cos the top is all dry and then a shit load comes out all at once

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i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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Pretend that i don't care about my birthday when i actually can't wait to see what present people will get me and get terribly excited everytime someone text me

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.