when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

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Walking around store and store clerk asks are you finding everything ok..and you reply yes and you...

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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instinctively thumb down long posts without reading them.

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I never look out the window at night because I'm afraid there will be an Alien staring at me when I move the curtains.

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Look at the clock, then instantly forget what time it is and look again.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag

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Whenever I read creepy pastas and there is a picture after the story I get afraid to look at it than when I do I freak out thinking it's going to eat me. Than when I look at it I shout FUUUUUUU.. Than look at it some more and I burst out laughing seeing its a fucking dumb picture.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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Put my hand under the pillow in bed to get orgasm

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I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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i randomly grab my boobs when i'm home alone. like, all the time.

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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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When the hero of a movie is drowning I hold my breath to see if I would survive.

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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If no one else is home and you have to go to the bathroom, but you're invested in what you're doing on your laptop, you take it with you.

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smoke marijuana

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.