Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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Pee in the shower

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.