start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

Gotta sleep with a fan.

Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

Sex scene comes on TV while you are watching with your parents... Try to act normal... Fail.

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

Smoking in the shower.

Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.