get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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make south park refferences every day

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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you know how everyone talks about making life decisions in the shower and thinking about life?.....yeah thats me on the toilet

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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I gotta get down of Friday

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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I piss in the bed every night

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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I never feel bored

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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jack off

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.