I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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When I'm listening to my ipod on a road trip I look out the window longingly and pretend to be in a music video

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

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Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

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I read the down voted posts

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Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

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I'm constantly struck with this odd sensation that I didn't wipe my ass well enough.

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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Imagine yourself and friends as band members while listening to songs.

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.