tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.

misread flashlight

If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John

Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

When the hero of a movie is drowning I hold my breath to see if I would survive.

When you get out of the shower and you're too lazy to get dressed, so you just hang around in a towel.

For some reason, I smile whenever I'm telling someone bad news or a sad story. I always try to not smile, but it doesn't work and I feel like a terrible person.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.