tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

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As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.

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misread flashlight

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If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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When the hero of a movie is drowning I hold my breath to see if I would survive.

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When you get out of the shower and you're too lazy to get dressed, so you just hang around in a towel.

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For some reason, I smile whenever I'm telling someone bad news or a sad story. I always try to not smile, but it doesn't work and I feel like a terrible person.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.