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Doing something really embarrassing in public and thinking "Doesn't matter, I'll never see these people again.".
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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.
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If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do
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I imagine myself dying in the worst possible way more than once a day. I don't know...today, I was driving on a bridge and all I could picture was it collapsing and falling onto me, When I'm lying in bed, I imagine my ceiling fan toppling me.
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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.
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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade
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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.
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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up
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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen
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being super bored at school
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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.
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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?
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I pretend I'm a musical when I'm alone and sing about all the stuff I'm doing.
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scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!
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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house
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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.
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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.
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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section
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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it
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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind
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When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up
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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.