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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.
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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech
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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP
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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.
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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.
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Your mom
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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream
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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.
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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper
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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have
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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!
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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel
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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.
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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went
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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.
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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.
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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.
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When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last
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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?
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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com
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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it
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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan
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I like to say really offensive and/and racist words when I'm on my own and no one can hear me. It just feels good to say things that I'm not allowed to.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.