Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

Wondering who would cry at your funeral

when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.

when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

Pee in the shower

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.