When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Do somthing only you do

I control water in the shower.

Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

When I was younger I would image a band that played the songs on the radio that was strapped to the roof of the car during long car rides.

Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

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Realising that there are ASSHOLES posting dumb shit on this site.

only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag

Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.