Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

I was not born in the country I am living in now

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

Whenever I am in a conversation with someone, be it a family member, close friend, or stranger, I nearly always imagine either starting a random brawl with them for no reason (i.e. punching them in the face) or making out with them or something, neither of which I would ever consider doing. Am I alone?

I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)

Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

Play as both sides on fifa

I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

I type a comment here and secretly feel special

After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.