i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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I talk excessively loud in public sometimes so people can hear my opinions. I'm just hoping someone's eavesdropping because I like the fact that they might agree with me and that they get to see a little bit of who I am. I don't even know these people.

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Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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Have a dream with horribly unfortunate events (like having an amputation or being in prison) waking up from said dream and saying something like, "Good thing that was a dream, don't know what I'd do if that was real"

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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When I see interactive ads on webpages ( "Shoot 5 iPhones And Get One Free!" type of windows ), I feel compelled to finish the task, even though I KNOW it's going to open a pop-up and waste 10 seconds of my life.

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.