When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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When I'm in a car holding a handheld device (iPod, Cell Phone, etc.) I have a feeling I will randomly throw it out the open window. I would never do this, but I'm still afraid I might.

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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Think the "D" in the Disney logo was actually a "G", and realized that thought process at an age to embarassing to divulge to complete strangers on the internet.

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Eat something to pass the time while I wait for my food in the microwave to be cooked.

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When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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Try to pet your cat with your foot.

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?

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Someone asks you "what's up" and you awkwardly reply "good".

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when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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suck my own penis

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when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.