Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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My parents are annoying.

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

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When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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My most intimate moments are constantly interrupted by the same thought..."oh, God...what if there is a secret security cam in here...CUT TO: oh God...can my dead grandparents see me now????"

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.

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When I'm walking I pretend that I'm staying in the same place and moving the world beneath me.

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Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.