I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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Always think good thoughts before I go to bed so that I have good dreams

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"????????? ???? ?????! ??? ?? ???????? UH1 HUEY!!! ??? ?? ???????? ??????? ??????????? ?????, ????????? ?? ??????? ? ??????????????? ???????!!! ?????? ????, ???????????????? ?? ???????, ?? ?????? ??????? ?? ????! ???? ???????????? ???????, ????? ??????? ???? ??? ?????????, ? ??????????? ?????, ??? ????????? ??????? ??????????? ?????!!! ? ??? ?? ????? ???? ??????? ??????????? ??????????. ???????? ????????,???? ????, ??? ??????? ?????? ??? ????? ??? ????? ???? ? ??????. "

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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before going to a party, i rehearse the conversations i expect to have with the people who will be there (even though those conversations never actually happent)

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When I poop I pretend to make my wiener talk.

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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Scan forward to best parts of songs, rarely listen to entire song.

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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Fear that the CIA is secretly wathing you.

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.

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Pee in the shower

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Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

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I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.