DIY LOL
Can't Be Unseen
Creepy Cover
Funny Tip Jars
ethugtxt
home
Popular
Newest
You Decide
« First
‹ Prev
…
70
71
72
73
74
75
76
77
78
…
Next ›
Last »
Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????
thumb_up
thumb_down
-8
When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk
thumb_up
thumb_down
-31
Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-15
Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-49
Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?
thumb_up
thumb_down
+9
I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-7
When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands
thumb_up
thumb_down
+754
When nobodys home, stay as quiet as possible just in case an intrudor is hiding somewhere
thumb_up
thumb_down
+834
Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids
thumb_up
thumb_down
-77
when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window
thumb_up
thumb_down
-29
Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-53
Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..
thumb_up
thumb_down
-36
coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo
thumb_up
thumb_down
-25
I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole
thumb_up
thumb_down
-19
If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad
thumb_up
thumb_down
+2
When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-50
My hoodie/jacket strings HAVE to be equal in length, or I pull them then restretch the hood out to make them even.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+464
when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-31
I really enjoy self-pity.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-2
My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...
thumb_up
thumb_down
-40
Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+1
I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+1
Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry
thumb_up
thumb_down
-93
when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+10
« First
‹ Prev
…
70
71
72
73
74
75
76
77
78
…
Next ›
Last »
Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.