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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.
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If I'm home alone, I tell myself good night when I am getting cozy in bed. I even use my name.
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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection
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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"
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"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES
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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.
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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.
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I can't piss with my shoes on.
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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...
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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.
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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.
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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better
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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.
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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.
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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.
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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.
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Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.
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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.
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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.
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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype
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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.
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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.