Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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You remember something funny. You smile like an idiot. Everyone around thinks your weird for randomly smiling.

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I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

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Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

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When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

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Only use the left earphone.

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.