Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

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I wonder if we're actually just dolls and are being controlled by some little girl in her little doll house ....

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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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Check the toilet paper after wiping your ass

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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speak proper english

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.