- Things You Think Only You Do

Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done

When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

Post on this website, then give yourself the first thumbs up to kick-start your success.

Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

Turn the Microwave off at 1 second

Sit there with my hand just resting down my pants casually when I'm alone. It's comfy!

So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.