close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.

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wonder who wrote these things

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When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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Made after doomsday plans

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.