When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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I have an irrational fear of sloths

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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I flip the pillow at night to feel the cool sensation.

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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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Pick giant boogers and eat them.

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.