LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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Check the toilet paper after wiping your ass

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Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.

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I flip the pillow at night to feel the cool sensation.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

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Rapidly click the mouse when your computer is frozen, even though you know it won't do anything to help whatsoever.

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I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

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While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

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I really like taking shits.

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.