Sometimes I wonder if my whole life is a hallucination and I'm actually in some padded room somewhere, talking to myself and staring into space while my real family mourns the fact that their daughter will never be able to live a real life...

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when singing to music on my ipod, i sometimes pause the music to hear how loud I am singing.

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I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

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lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

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Sometimes I imagine what it would look like if I was seeing out of another person's eyes across from where I happen to be.

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.

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When im alone i have a conversation with myself

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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When no one is around I make sound effects for everything I do.

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If I see a shriveled, dried leaf while walking along the sidewalk I am compelled to step on it and make it crunch.

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when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

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Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.