Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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when i am in a long car ride i look out the window and imagine im in a sad music video

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When I see myself in the mirror, I have to make a funny face just to make sure my face still works.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Drinking and dialing people I dated.

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.