if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

Drinking and dialing people I dated.

i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

I sleep in my underpants every single night

Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.