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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.
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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one
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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.
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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.
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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.
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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)
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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on
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I always feel a little twinge of regret when I see "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service," because I know it's a lie.
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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.
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When I walk the streets after getting a new haircut, I think everybody's staring at me and thinking "oh my god she got a new haircut" eventhough they didn't know me before.
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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree
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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it
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pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it
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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear
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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!
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when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out
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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.
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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...
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Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?
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I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.
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When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.
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Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person
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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay
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I masturbate with sandpaper
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.