Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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wonder if there are secret cameras watching my every move...

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

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i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

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Talk to my cat.

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act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

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When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

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look at bins as i walk past them

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.