Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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i take words i just read or said and sing them to the tune of a song

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When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

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Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

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Pee in the shower

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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Open the fridge, nothing there, close fridge, open again just to make sure nothing has magically appeared

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.