turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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Sometimes I imagine how everyone would react if I died.

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Every time i get a new video game i read the back of the case and the pamphlet the whole ride home

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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Pee in the shower

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.