Brake for tail-gaters

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

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get bored so I fist myself for money

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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Sometimes when I look at something up close, I alternate closing each eye and looking at the object from the other eye, then switch again. I do it really fast to make it look like that thing is moving. It's really entertaining.

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.