What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l

check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

Play Minecraft

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

try to give your friends spirit animals

When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.