when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet

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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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I dont know weather or not to flush the toilet at night incase i wake somebody, its even worse in other peoples houses.

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Fall asleep at night fantasizing about how you wish life situations would play out.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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thumb down this post

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

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Pee in my work garbage can.

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Think up a come back three days after it would have been useful.

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.