I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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Say 'WED', 'NES' and 'DAY' slowly in your head when spelling Wednesday.

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I daydream about what would happen if my phone rang in public and I had a ringtone of a cool song and what people think about the song and if they think I'm cool for it, or if they see some sort of symbolic meaning in the song. I do this while pacing around my room listening to the song. I think about what people I know would think about certain lyrics in the song. I do this all the time.

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When I walk from one room to the next, I make believe that the room I just left exploded, and that I made it out just in time.

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.