When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Type in "Things you think only you do" then feel better that alot of people do the same stupid or smart things.

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.