I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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I cant ride a bike

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

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Giving my dog a massage.

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Rapidly click the mouse when your computer is frozen, even though you know it won't do anything to help whatsoever.

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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Think "When are we ever going to use this in our life?" while sitting bored in school.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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mentally scolding yourself for thinking something dirty just in case the person you're thinking about can read your thoughts

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.