Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

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Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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when im losing an argument, ill start singing my responses

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imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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I buy books and never read them and get mad at myself for doing so.

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.