When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John

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When the hero of a movie is drowning I hold my breath to see if I would survive.

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For some reason, I smile whenever I'm telling someone bad news or a sad story. I always try to not smile, but it doesn't work and I feel like a terrible person.

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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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If I have a black surface I scratch my dandruff onto and make a dandruff galaxy.

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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sleep with your legs crossed like your meditating.

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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When I'm on Facebook, I flip between someone's most recent profile picture and their first one, just to see how much they've changed.

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Play Minecraft

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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After hearing a song, you think, oh i have never heard of that before, and then you start hearing it every single day....

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When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

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Pee in the shower

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I daydream about what would happen if my phone rang in public and I had a ringtone of a cool song and what people think about the song and if they think I'm cool for it, or if they see some sort of symbolic meaning in the song. I do this while pacing around my room listening to the song. I think about what people I know would think about certain lyrics in the song. I do this all the time.

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When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.