smoke marijuana

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.