Sometimes when im sitting in class i start thinking how i would save the whole classroom if someone was to come in with a gun and start shooting.

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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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Make scary faces in the mirror and try to scare myself

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The longer it takes me to find the light switch in the dark the more frantic and terrified I become.

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For some reason, I smile whenever I'm telling someone bad news or a sad story. I always try to not smile, but it doesn't work and I feel like a terrible person.

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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I unlike Facebook pages if they spam my wall.

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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suck my own penis

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When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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before i go to sleep i must check the front door knob multiple times to make sure its locked

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case

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While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.

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use the shower water running of my arms and hands to shoot off random hairs inside the shower

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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.