When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

thumb_up thumb_down +7

When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

"????????? ???? ?????! ??? ?? ???????? UH1 HUEY!!! ??? ?? ???????? ??????? ??????????? ?????, ????????? ?? ??????? ? ??????????????? ???????!!! ?????? ????, ???????????????? ?? ???????, ?? ?????? ??????? ?? ????! ???? ???????????? ???????, ????? ??????? ???? ??? ?????????, ? ??????????? ?????, ??? ????????? ??????? ??????????? ?????!!! ? ??? ?? ????? ???? ??????? ??????????? ??????????. ???????? ????????,???? ????, ??? ??????? ?????? ??? ????? ??? ????? ???? ? ??????. "

thumb_up thumb_down -63

Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

thumb_up thumb_down -59

Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

thumb_up thumb_down -57

Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

thumb_up thumb_down -14

A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

thumb_up thumb_down +19

sometimes, i smell my own farts.

thumb_up thumb_down +168

I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

thumb_up thumb_down -83

THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

thumb_up thumb_down -28

When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

thumb_up thumb_down -48

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

thumb_up thumb_down +17

When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

thumb_up thumb_down -58

when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

thumb_up thumb_down -118

Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

thumb_up thumb_down -43

When I'm about to go to the bathroom, I think of a million things that I have to do and try to do them all before I pee my pants.

thumb_up thumb_down +184

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.