Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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When you get out of the shower and you're too lazy to get dressed, so you just hang around in a towel.

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I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

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draw little triangles while coulouring in to make it seem that theres not so much work -jesse

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Sometimes I think the whole world is set up, and I feel like I'm living in some kind of Truman Show. I even sometimes say "I know you're there" to the moon.

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.