Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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i masturbate with my feet

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

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hurting your foot and running around trying not to think of the pain!

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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I can't trill my R's

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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Give your neighbors names from movies.

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When I'm in a hurry I brush my teeth while peeing because I think it saves time.

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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waking up from an amazing/awesome dream and spend the rest of the day thinking up of new senarios to come after...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.