When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.

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Boinked my neighbor

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Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

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When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

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I unlike Facebook pages if they spam my wall.

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.