when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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If I hear a noise, it obviously means there is a monster somewhere in/near my bedroom and the sheets will protect me as long as they cover up to my chin.

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

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Imagine yourself and friends as band members while listening to songs.

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Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.