You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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When I'm walking I pretend that I'm staying in the same place and moving the world beneath me.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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Seperate your food on you dinner plate

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When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.