Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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whale sperm

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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When I see myself in the mirror, I have to make a funny face just to make sure my face still works.

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.