Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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Pee in the shower

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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you know how everyone talks about making life decisions in the shower and thinking about life?.....yeah thats me on the toilet

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dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...

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I used to pretent my legs didn't work and pulled myself up the stairs with just my hands.

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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Every time I see my self in a mirror, I feel like I'm watching someone in a different dimension and make quick movements to see if they mess up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.