Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

Fart at home

when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

Do somthing only you do

Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.