When im alone i have a conversation with myself

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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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When out I like to "people watch."

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

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Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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I like to poo while smoking.

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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I fake laugh at peoples jokes when they're not funny to avoid akward moments.

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When I'm in a car holding a handheld device (iPod, Cell Phone, etc.) I have a feeling I will randomly throw it out the open window. I would never do this, but I'm still afraid I might.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.