If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.

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Turn on Fox News and wonder if I'm watching a bad comedy routine or news reporting.

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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Breathe.

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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Repeat the phrase "you too" after a comment someone makes that does not apply. Bob: happy birthday Jim Jim: you too bob. Awwww sh!t.

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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ASMR

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

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Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

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I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.