Make scary faces in the mirror and try to scare myself

play with a knife and pretend to be a master blade wielder

Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

When I see interactive ads on webpages ( "Shoot 5 iPhones And Get One Free!" type of windows ), I feel compelled to finish the task, even though I KNOW it's going to open a pop-up and waste 10 seconds of my life.

Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.

whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.