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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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I pee in the shower.

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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

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When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.