When I have headphones in, I wonder if my swallowing is extremely loud for everyone else too.

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

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Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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When no one's at home, the house turns into an action movie set. Going to my room turns into sprinting up the stairs and purposely stumbling to give the effect that bombs are going off. And always make it to the room in time to hop on the last helicopter out of the jungle.

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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Whenever you are in a quiet room and are trying to eat a food that is very loud to chew (like chips) you try to chew slowly or alter your chewing style so noone will think your too loud

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.