Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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Think about the things you could do if you had the power to stop the time.

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I twist my pubes into little spikes when I pee.

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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When i need to poop i place toilet paper over the water so it doesn't splash up and hit my rectum.

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I say my first name every night before I go to sleep because I want it to be the last thing I say before I die.

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I stay vigilant while i shower in case killer/zombies come into my house..

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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I think I have superpowers and sometimes I try to use them by force, like lifting a pencil with my mind or elevate from the ground.

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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i use dental dams

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Wishing you could go back in time and do a situation over again, becuase you regret the stuff you did.

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I chew on anything plastic. I don't think there's a pen that I haven't chewed on or a plastic cap I haven't put in my mouth. It's a horrible habit but it feels so DAMN GOOD TO CHEW!

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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get really confused

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When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

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I delete all notifications on my phone before i shut it off.

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.