go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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When I eat potato chips, I lick each side to make sure the really salty part is down.

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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Open the microwave at 1 second left to pretend you're on a bomb squad.

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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Go up stairs two steps at a time. Avoid those stairs forever if there are an odd number and I have to end in a single step.

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Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing us.

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When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.