Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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Pee in the shower.

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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I hold my breath in elevators

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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Look at my poop before flushing

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

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I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.