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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.
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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it
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I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.
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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.
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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.
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When I eat potato chips, I lick each side to make sure the really salty part is down.
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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT
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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.
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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up
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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.
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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night
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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!
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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.
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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water
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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit
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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman
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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.
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I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!
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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.
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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.
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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds
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lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.