When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

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I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

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When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

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While waiting on someone I check my phone and if there is no new message I just read old ones, just to be occupied and don't look stupid or lost

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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

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mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry

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I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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when someone goes underwater in a movie I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived in that situation, I almost died during Finding Nemo

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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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Answering questions that weren't directed at me, then awkwardly playing it off like they were talking to you.

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.