When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

wonder if there are secret cameras watching my every move...

Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

Know all the lyrics to a song but then realize you never actually "listened" to the song to see what it's about

I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.

Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

Realising that there are ASSHOLES posting dumb shit on this site.

Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

Play as both sides on fifa

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.