Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

I apologize, when i bump against things.

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

i masturbate with my feet

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

hurting your foot and running around trying not to think of the pain!

Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

play with a knife and pretend to be a master blade wielder

Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

When I'm in a hurry I brush my teeth while peeing because I think it saves time.

Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.