Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

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When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

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I delete all notifications on my phone before i shut it off.

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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Go through funny pictures and memes on Facebook, and then accidently miss one and ten when you click to go back you have to go through like 5 more to get back to the one you want.

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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.