Pretend i'm a sim.

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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i see almost everything as a sign

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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When I first start dating or seeing someone I write down options for conversation starters before I phone them in case it goes silent.

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.