Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

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I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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When I'm scared in the shower sing

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.