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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.
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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not
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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself
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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate
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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off
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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways
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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.
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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.
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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh
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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.
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In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.
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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.
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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.
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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.
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Every time I open a door, I shout out "Alohamora!" and then I open it.
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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen
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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.
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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming
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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.
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Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.
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wipe your hands on your pants
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whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them
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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee
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lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.