Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Mayada stupid

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Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)

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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

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I chew my ice cream.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.