grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

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How many times is it okay to say "what" before just nodding and smiling?

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when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

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fap

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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I eat food when i'm bored..

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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.