When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

sometimes, i smell my own farts.

I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

When I'm about to go to the bathroom, I think of a million things that I have to do and try to do them all before I pee my pants.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.