I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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Peeing in the shower

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

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im going to rape that girl

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.