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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead
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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.
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Laying in bed kind of hungry, knowing exactly what you want to eat, and going over all the steps involved (going all the way to the kitchen, making the food, cleaning up, going all the way back to your room, plus it's nighttime and something might get you) and trying to decide whether or not it's worth it to go eat now or just wait until you wake up.
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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets
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rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.
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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has
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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.
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Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."
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I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.
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Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)
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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.
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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.
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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.
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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.
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Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka
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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.
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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.
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When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).
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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.
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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.
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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair
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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next
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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.
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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.