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When I poop I pretend to make my wiener talk.
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Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry
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Give a 'thumbs up' or a 'thumbs down' based strictly on how much you like the number it will change it to.
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Attempting to silently sneak a fart, then it erupts from your anus.
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While listening to music, I imagine an insanely huge dance number to go along with it.
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When no one is around I make sound effects for everything I do.
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Change the channel during commercials when you have the remote, when you don't you go insane and say "TURN IT BACK WE'LL MISS THE START!!!"
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i use dental dams
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Get that shiver when you're peeing.
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Automatically lie to your dentist when they ask if you floss
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while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening
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While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.
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I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.
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Every time I switch pages on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com, I always end up reading If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there.
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Sometimes, I skim through the Terms of Service just to make sure I'm not selling my soul or promising my first-born.
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Imagine yourself and friends as band members while listening to songs.
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Know all the lyrics to a song but then realize you never actually "listened" to the song to see what it's about
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I approach balcony ledges with my feet firmly planted, just in case a random person decides to come pick me up and throw me off the balcony.
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After hearing a song, you think, oh i have never heard of that before, and then you start hearing it every single day....
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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)
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get caught up in youtube comment arguments
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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .
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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.
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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.