When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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hallo

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

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wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

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sit in the shower

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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If there's leaves on the ground and the wind picks it up and makes like swirls I put my arms out to make it seem I'm controlling the swirls.

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.