Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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Do math in ur head at night to help you fall asleep.

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.