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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay
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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.
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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces
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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"
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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.
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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.
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Pee in my work garbage can.
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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !
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Realising that there are ASSHOLES posting dumb shit on this site.
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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't
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Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'
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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.
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When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.
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pull out a flies wings and let it go
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Go outside and pee.
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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'
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When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.
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When I'm laying in bed, I make sure that my feet are covered and not hanging off the edge so that monsters don't eat them in my sleep.
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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.
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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool
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Sometimes i think i've been living a dream life, and one day im really gonna wake up in the middle of 9th grade math class and have to explain why i was sleeping on my desk and jerking off so much.
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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.
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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)
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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off
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A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.