Give your neighbors names from movies.

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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I unlike Facebook pages if they spam my wall.

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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Hate to type Morals under each one of my posts Moral: A small chick in the hand is better than a huge C**K up your ass. I am pretty sure not even women nor homosexuals want birds up there...Then again, I havent searched for anything like that at the intern... they are eating her! And now they are gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (fly stuck on head)

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

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I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

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Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "

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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.