When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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When I'm in a hurry I brush my teeth while peeing because I think it saves time.

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If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

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Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

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Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.