go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

When I eat potato chips, I lick each side to make sure the really salty part is down.

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

Open the microwave at 1 second left to pretend you're on a bomb squad.

If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

Go up stairs two steps at a time. Avoid those stairs forever if there are an odd number and I have to end in a single step.

Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing us.

When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.