DIY LOL
Funny Tip Jars
LOLercoasters
Yo Dawg Pics
yo ima let you finish
home
Popular
Newest
You Decide
« First
‹ Prev
…
70
71
72
73
74
75
76
77
78
…
Next ›
Last »
When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O
thumb_up
thumb_down
+43
I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-66
When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+3
pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-46
Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+38
When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-20
I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am
thumb_up
thumb_down
-69
When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-29
When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-7
Believing in the kindness of strangers
thumb_up
thumb_down
-61
If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!
thumb_up
thumb_down
+13
I translate (parts of) songs into different languages in my head. I try to do it as good as possible.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-21
I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink
thumb_up
thumb_down
-45
When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you
thumb_up
thumb_down
-2
When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-72
Have to take the phone with you everytime to the bathroom
thumb_up
thumb_down
+22
Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off
thumb_up
thumb_down
+53
When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+35
try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk
thumb_up
thumb_down
-64
Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-26
When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-25
I stand under my ceiling fan, looking up while spinning around to make it look still...
thumb_up
thumb_down
-50
Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"
thumb_up
thumb_down
Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-38
« First
‹ Prev
…
70
71
72
73
74
75
76
77
78
…
Next ›
Last »
Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.