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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)
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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website
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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement
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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.
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Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.
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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point
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Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.
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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.
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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.
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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing
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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.
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Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.
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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head
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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.
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I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.
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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things
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get bored so I fist myself for money
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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)
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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...
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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.
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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)
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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember
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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck
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give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.