I talk to inanimate objects daily.

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

Abuse your pet when nobody's looking

I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

If I have a black surface I scratch my dandruff onto and make a dandruff galaxy.

I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

I post morals under every one of my new comments. Moral: Duh, I am moral man ffs! What do you expect! Its awesome! If things go at this phase I will be a celebrity in... hmm... in never!

Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

I give my own posts a thumbs up whenever I have the option and I know that it's anonymous.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.