Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

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penis

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Set Fire to the Rain

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I mouth common words and phrases, just to see what it looks like when I talk to other people.

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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fall asleep in the shower.

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whenever im doing sumthing im not suppose to i feel like everybody knows what im doing

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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When I'm in a car holding a handheld device (iPod, Cell Phone, etc.) I have a feeling I will randomly throw it out the open window. I would never do this, but I'm still afraid I might.

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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If I have a black surface I scratch my dandruff onto and make a dandruff galaxy.

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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If I hear a noise, it obviously means there is a monster somewhere in/near my bedroom and the sheets will protect me as long as they cover up to my chin.

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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Automatically lie to your dentist when they ask if you floss

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.