After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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Poop naked.

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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waking up from an amazing/awesome dream and spend the rest of the day thinking up of new senarios to come after...

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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I buy books and never read them and get mad at myself for doing so.

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.