after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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Pee in the shower.

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Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

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Think that a movie is shorter after you watch it once or twice

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I control water in the shower.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

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get really confused

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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I buy books and never read them and get mad at myself for doing so.

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

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I constantly talk to myself.

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.