Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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blow nose. look at kleenex.

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get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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Get freaked out when door bell or phone rings when you are doing something you are not supposed to.

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Think a really Fu**ed up thought in your head, and then get mad at your brain for even coming up with it, and finally trying to think really nice thoughts to make up for it.

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When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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When one of those sad sappy abused dogs commercials comes on, you change the channel really fast to prevent from crying.

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When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

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I really don't know what to do when i see a double post on here. I mean, i get that people like to do stuff with their feet when their in bed, but somehow al lot of these people do not find it enough to vote up an existing post.

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When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

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I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.

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Look an ugly person up and down and try to think of ways that they can improve how they look. ( clothing, hair, and makeup)

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Sometimes, I skim through the Terms of Service just to make sure I'm not selling my soul or promising my first-born.

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My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

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I can see a magic eye image

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sometimes i sing and when i do , i make drum sounds with my teeth and you know, all that stuff

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.