Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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When I'm at someone else's house, clutter sort of bothers me and it makes me want to clean up. At my own house, it feels really weird if there's a lack of clutter, so I like to keep it that way.

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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Whenever i wear long sleeves i always hold onto the sleeves with my ring and pinkie fingers.

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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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Seperate your food on you dinner plate

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

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When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

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I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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I post morals under every one of my new comments. Moral: Duh, I am moral man ffs! What do you expect! Its awesome! If things go at this phase I will be a celebrity in... hmm... in never!

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

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When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.