Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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get bored so I fist myself for money

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When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.