spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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"????????? ???? ?????! ??? ?? ???????? UH1 HUEY!!! ??? ?? ???????? ??????? ??????????? ?????, ????????? ?? ??????? ? ??????????????? ???????!!! ?????? ????, ???????????????? ?? ???????, ?? ?????? ??????? ?? ????! ???? ???????????? ???????, ????? ??????? ???? ??? ?????????, ? ??????????? ?????, ??? ????????? ??????? ??????????? ?????!!! ? ??? ?? ????? ???? ??????? ??????????? ??????????. ???????? ????????,???? ????, ??? ??????? ?????? ??? ????? ??? ????? ???? ? ??????. "

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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I scratch the scabs on my head whenever im bored

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Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.