Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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Tape your dick to your leg to fit into tight pants

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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Pee in the shower

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when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out

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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts

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mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

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I can see a magic eye image

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.