I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

Set Fire to the Rain

Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

call someone by a siblings name.

When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.