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Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.
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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off
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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep
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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.
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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about
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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.
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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v
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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.
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Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.
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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!
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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.
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when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(
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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them
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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.
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get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky
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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.
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Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse.
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I constantly talk to myself.
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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them
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When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis
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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.
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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird
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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...
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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.