When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

being super bored at shool

Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

being super bored at school

pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

When I have a really good dream, and I wake up and realize it was a dream, I try to fall back asleep and re-visit the dream.

dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

When I'm walking I pretend that I'm staying in the same place and moving the world beneath me.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.