See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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When I'm on Facebook, I flip between someone's most recent profile picture and their first one, just to see how much they've changed.

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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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Try to pet your cat with your foot.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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Fall asleep at night fantasizing about how you wish life situations would play out.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

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Tried to suck ur own penis

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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I always twist my washcloth into a cone shape, so when I take my next shower it is dry and hardened. Then I pretend stab it into my stomach and say "MY LIFE FOR AIUR!" before getting it wet again.

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Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.

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Dancing while hoovering

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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

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When nobodys home, stay as quiet as possible just in case an intrudor is hiding somewhere

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Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

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when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

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take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

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wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

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Write things in the air with my finger, and then erase the words with my hand.

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.