Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

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Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.