Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

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Watch the same movies over and over

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.