I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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I always twist my washcloth into a cone shape, so when I take my next shower it is dry and hardened. Then I pretend stab it into my stomach and say "MY LIFE FOR AIUR!" before getting it wet again.

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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waking up from an amazing/awesome dream and spend the rest of the day thinking up of new senarios to come after...

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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I pretend I'm a musical when I'm alone and sing about all the stuff I'm doing.

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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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Sometimes I imagine how everyone would react if I died.

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.