Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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When I see a typo ANYWHERE, I feel compelled to correct it, even if there is no possible way for me to correct it

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Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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I avoid closing my eyes in the shower in case ghosts/monsters/zombies get me.

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.