when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

I'm really picky about how I earn money

I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

I wonder if elections are rigged?

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

I have seen a UFO

I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.

Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.