- Things You Think Only You Do

I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

Stuff 13 chips in my mouth when no one is looking, bite 1 chip in half and chew it for 30 seconds when someone is looking.

Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

Know all the lyrics to a song but then realize you never actually "listened" to the song to see what it's about

Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done

I never read the Terms of Service. I just click "OK"

Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

test how many stares you can scale in one step

Only use the left earphone.

When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

I meow when my cat meows.

Think the "D" in the Disney logo was actually a "G", and realized that thought process at an age to embarassing to divulge to complete strangers on the internet.

There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.