Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

i masturbate with my feet

Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

hurting your foot and running around trying not to think of the pain!

I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

I can't trill my R's

sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

Give your neighbors names from movies.

When I'm in a hurry I brush my teeth while peeing because I think it saves time.

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

waking up from an amazing/awesome dream and spend the rest of the day thinking up of new senarios to come after...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.