Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.