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Sometimes, I skim through the Terms of Service just to make sure I'm not selling my soul or promising my first-born.
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While listening to songs, your always thinking of a situation to go along with it.
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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.
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wen on this website go look at the most disliked
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If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!
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"????????? ???? ?????! ??? ?? ???????? UH1 HUEY!!! ??? ?? ???????? ??????? ??????????? ?????, ????????? ?? ??????? ? ??????????????? ???????!!! ?????? ????, ???????????????? ?? ???????, ?? ?????? ??????? ?? ????! ???? ???????????? ???????, ????? ??????? ???? ??? ?????????, ? ??????????? ?????, ??? ????????? ??????? ??????????? ?????!!! ? ??? ?? ????? ???? ??????? ??????????? ??????????. ???????? ????????,???? ????, ??? ??????? ?????? ??? ????? ??? ????? ???? ? ??????. "
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Not clicking the Facebook 'like' button on "pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud", because it will show up on your profile, and you think other people will think you're strange.
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penis
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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word
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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.
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When I'm in the shower i let the water run off my arms and fingers and pretend I'm a giant god of water sending torrents to the miniature people below.
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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.
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Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.
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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!
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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.
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Watch the same movies over and over
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Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.
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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.
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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?
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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.
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I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder
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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.
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1.Open the fridge...nothing to eat :/ 2.Open the cabinet...nothing to eat :/ 3.Lower expectations..and then repeat :)
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Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.