Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

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think about all of the things you would do if you were the only person on earth

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.

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Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

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I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.