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I'll sing nice and loud in the shower and wonder why I haven't come out with an album yet
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hallo
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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.
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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers
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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear
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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...
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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.
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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.
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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.
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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.
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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.
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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.
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I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.
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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.
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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.
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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot
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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.
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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy
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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is
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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand
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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person
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I approach balcony ledges with my feet firmly planted, just in case a random person decides to come pick me up and throw me off the balcony.
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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.
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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.