When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

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I say my first name every night before I go to sleep because I want it to be the last thing I say before I die.

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When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.

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I masturbate evenly with both hands so that my penis doesn't become crooked.

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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This song will not come out of my head!

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.