When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.