You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

When I'm walking I pretend that I'm staying in the same place and moving the world beneath me.

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.

wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

Seperate your food on you dinner plate

When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.

When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.