I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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Set Fire to the Rain

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

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call someone by a siblings name.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.