Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Go through funny pictures and memes on Facebook, and then accidently miss one and ten when you click to go back you have to go through like 5 more to get back to the one you want.

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sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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I think about other women when having sex

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.