I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

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I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.