I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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Abuse your pet when nobody's looking

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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If I have a black surface I scratch my dandruff onto and make a dandruff galaxy.

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

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I post morals under every one of my new comments. Moral: Duh, I am moral man ffs! What do you expect! Its awesome! If things go at this phase I will be a celebrity in... hmm... in never!

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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I give my own posts a thumbs up whenever I have the option and I know that it's anonymous.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.