When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

I say my first name every night before I go to sleep because I want it to be the last thing I say before I die.

When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.

I masturbate evenly with both hands so that my penis doesn't become crooked.

I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

This song will not come out of my head!

Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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I laugh easier when im with someone

I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.