When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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Think "When are we ever going to use this in our life?" while sitting bored in school.

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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saying long strings of unconnected words in your head and wondering if you just said something that noone else ever has

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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Type in "Things you think only you do" then feel better that alot of people do the same stupid or smart things.

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working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.