Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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Pee in my work garbage can.

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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Math tests-doing all the work for a problem only to find out my answer is not any of the multiple choices.

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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fap

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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After texting someone, check your phone repeatedly to see if they responded

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I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.