Say "ow" when I drop something or before I get hurt

Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

Sitting down in the shower

Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off

Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

when two pictures look very similar, i go back and forth between them so it looks like they're moving

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.