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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...
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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.
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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds
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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.
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when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(
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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status
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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.
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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.
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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??
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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/
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Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)
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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda
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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.
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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.
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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.
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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.
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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is
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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?
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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost
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hurting your foot and running around trying not to think of the pain!
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pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.
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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?
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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.
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Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.