Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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Pretend that i don't care about my birthday when i actually can't wait to see what present people will get me and get terribly excited everytime someone text me

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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Picking my nose.

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.

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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.