after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

Set Fire to the Rain

I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.

Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

hurting your foot and running around trying not to think of the pain!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.