I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

I cant ride a bike

laziness .... its all in the mind

Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

Giving my dog a massage.

Rapidly click the mouse when your computer is frozen, even though you know it won't do anything to help whatsoever.

look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

Think "When are we ever going to use this in our life?" while sitting bored in school.

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

I chew around the center of carrots.

Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

mentally scolding yourself for thinking something dirty just in case the person you're thinking about can read your thoughts

Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.