i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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I am a BIG TIME movie talker. I always ask questions that people obviously don’t know the answer to like, “Where is he going?” “I thought they were friends?” “Wait.. Is she mad?” “Is that guy the killer?” Although people seem to tolerate me, I do promise that it is completely on accident. I don’t even realize I do it. –Ikka.

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

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Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.