When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John

When the hero of a movie is drowning I hold my breath to see if I would survive.

For some reason, I smile whenever I'm telling someone bad news or a sad story. I always try to not smile, but it doesn't work and I feel like a terrible person.

When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

If I have a black surface I scratch my dandruff onto and make a dandruff galaxy.

touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

sleep with your legs crossed like your meditating.

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

When I'm on Facebook, I flip between someone's most recent profile picture and their first one, just to see how much they've changed.

Play Minecraft

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

After hearing a song, you think, oh i have never heard of that before, and then you start hearing it every single day....

When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

Pee in the shower

I daydream about what would happen if my phone rang in public and I had a ringtone of a cool song and what people think about the song and if they think I'm cool for it, or if they see some sort of symbolic meaning in the song. I do this while pacing around my room listening to the song. I think about what people I know would think about certain lyrics in the song. I do this all the time.

When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.