When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

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wonder if there are secret cameras watching my every move...

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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Know all the lyrics to a song but then realize you never actually "listened" to the song to see what it's about

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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Realising that there are ASSHOLES posting dumb shit on this site.

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Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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Play as both sides on fifa

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.