Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.

I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming

dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which

Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.