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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.
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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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When I'm walking I pretend that I'm staying in the same place and moving the world beneath me.
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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.
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Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.
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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).
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Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.
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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''
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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't
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Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off
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I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.
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fall asleep in the shower.
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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.
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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.
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rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.
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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee
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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours
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Pee in the shower.
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Always fantasize about grabbing a cop's gun from his holster. Just because I am pretty sure I could.
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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.
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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.
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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.
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Doing something really embarrassing in public and thinking "Doesn't matter, I'll never see these people again.".
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.