Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

Sometimes I beat box when I am alone.

When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

log off the internet then think of something and go back on

While waiting on someone I check my phone and if there is no new message I just read old ones, just to be occupied and don't look stupid or lost

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

Have a dream with horribly unfortunate events (like having an amputation or being in prison) waking up from said dream and saying something like, "Good thing that was a dream, don't know what I'd do if that was real"

Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

draw the sun at the corner of the page

sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.