Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

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Wondering where are famous people and what they are doing at this exact moment.

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Have to take the phone with you everytime to the bathroom

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Sometimes I wipe my butt so violently that my finger goes through the toilet paper and into my butt hole. I enjoy it and question my sexuality. ;)

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.