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stand in front of a mirror with your headphones in, and lip sync the words of the song playing to pretend you are singing in a music video
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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you
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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!
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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake
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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.
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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)
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I masturbate evenly with both hands so that my penis doesn't become crooked.
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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.
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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.
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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell
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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on
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pull out a flies wings and let it go
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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.
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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.
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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine
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when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again
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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can
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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.
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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up
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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...
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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection
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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.
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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.
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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.