When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

Sometimes when im sitting in class i start thinking how i would save the whole classroom if someone was to come in with a gun and start shooting.

Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

i take words i just read or said and sing them to the tune of a song

I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening

Sit there with my hand just resting down my pants casually when I'm alone. It's comfy!

When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

Laughing randomly because you remembered something that was funny earlier

When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

I eat one way in public and another way in private.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.