Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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Create a little story/scenario in your head abbout someone you like or want to meet, while lying to go to sleep.

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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When I see interactive ads on webpages ( "Shoot 5 iPhones And Get One Free!" type of windows ), I feel compelled to finish the task, even though I KNOW it's going to open a pop-up and waste 10 seconds of my life.

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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While listening to music, I imagine an insanely huge dance number to go along with it.

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For some reason, I smile whenever I'm telling someone bad news or a sad story. I always try to not smile, but it doesn't work and I feel like a terrible person.

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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Smiling like an Idiot when you get a cute text

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.