When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

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Smiling like an Idiot when you get a cute text

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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seeing small spots in your eye (dust probably) and then chasing them with your eye trying to catch them

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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Poop naked.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.