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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain
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think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting
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whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)
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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.
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If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit
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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.
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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.
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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.
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pee when you are dreaming haha lol
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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.
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almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you
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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.
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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.
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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet
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fap
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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.
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While waiting on someone I check my phone and if there is no new message I just read old ones, just to be occupied and don't look stupid or lost
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I sleep in the nude.
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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.
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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.
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Say a word over and over until it sounds weird
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Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.
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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.