Having a dream and forgetting it seconds later.

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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i masturbate with my feet

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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I constantly talk to myself.

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While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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I cover my webcam on my when I fap in fear that someone/something is watching.

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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When I sneeze I hold my balls ( only when Im alone)

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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I really don't know what to do when i see a double post on here. I mean, i get that people like to do stuff with their feet when their in bed, but somehow al lot of these people do not find it enough to vote up an existing post.

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Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse.

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Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

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squezzing moisturisure/tooth paste really hard cos the top is all dry and then a shit load comes out all at once

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.