- Things You Think Only You Do

When I poop I pretend to make my wiener talk.

Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry

Give a 'thumbs up' or a 'thumbs down' based strictly on how much you like the number it will change it to.

Attempting to silently sneak a fart, then it erupts from your anus.

While listening to music, I imagine an insanely huge dance number to go along with it.

When no one is around I make sound effects for everything I do.

Change the channel during commercials when you have the remote, when you don't you go insane and say "TURN IT BACK WE'LL MISS THE START!!!"

i use dental dams

Get that shiver when you're peeing.

Automatically lie to your dentist when they ask if you floss

while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening

While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.

I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.

Every time I switch pages on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com, I always end up reading If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there.

Sometimes, I skim through the Terms of Service just to make sure I'm not selling my soul or promising my first-born.

Imagine yourself and friends as band members while listening to songs.

Know all the lyrics to a song but then realize you never actually "listened" to the song to see what it's about

I approach balcony ledges with my feet firmly planted, just in case a random person decides to come pick me up and throw me off the balcony.

After hearing a song, you think, oh i have never heard of that before, and then you start hearing it every single day....

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

get caught up in youtube comment arguments

Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.