When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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Sometimes I toot.

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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play with a laser pointer and pretend its a lightsaber

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.