I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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I dip my pizza crust in soda

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Pretend that i don't care about my birthday when i actually can't wait to see what present people will get me and get terribly excited everytime someone text me

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

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When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

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When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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Know all the lyrics to a song but then realize you never actually "listened" to the song to see what it's about

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.