after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

Pee in the shower.

Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

Think that a movie is shorter after you watch it once or twice

I control water in the shower.

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

Take off the ends of the banana (

Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

get really confused

I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

I buy books and never read them and get mad at myself for doing so.

Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

I constantly talk to myself.

When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.