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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing
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I type a comment here and secretly feel special
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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror
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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.
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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt
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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D
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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass
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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.
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sing like a pro in da shower
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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person
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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.
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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'
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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.
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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.
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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.
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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan
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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing
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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube
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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.
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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.
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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.
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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...
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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.
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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.