I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

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My most intimate moments are constantly interrupted by the same thought..."oh, God...what if there is a secret security cam in here...CUT TO: oh God...can my dead grandparents see me now????"

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

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when i watch tv and it cuts to break, if i hear someone on the tv tell me not to change the chanel, ill say "u cant tell me what to do!" and then ill change it.

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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I cant ride a bike

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.