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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.
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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse
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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.
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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there
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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.
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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs
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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it
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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up
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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.
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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely
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I flip the pillow at night to feel the cool sensation.
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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.
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When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers
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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.
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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves
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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."
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Open the fridge every 15 minutes, to see if there is anything new to eat.
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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public
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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.
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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D
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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.
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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.