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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die
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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio
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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.
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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.
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When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.
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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.
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Whenever you are in a quiet room and are trying to eat a food that is very loud to chew (like chips) you try to chew slowly or alter your chewing style so noone will think your too loud
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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.
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when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out
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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.
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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.
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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth
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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell
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When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"
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feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner
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Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.
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If there's leaves on the ground and the wind picks it up and makes like swirls I put my arms out to make it seem I'm controlling the swirls.
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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.
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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????
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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.
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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.
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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.