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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.
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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.
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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.
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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.
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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up
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Set Fire to the Rain
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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.
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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture
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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.
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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?
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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.
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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible
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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.
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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...
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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee
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I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.
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Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.
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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.
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I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from
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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.
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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain
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hurting your foot and running around trying not to think of the pain!
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.