- Things You Think Only You Do

Save more than once on your favourite game.

I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.

On a calendar search for the picture on your birthday month

Accidentally turning the fan on instead of the light when you walk into the bathroom and having a mini-spazz attack because the sound scares you.

On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off

Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

I think I have superpowers and sometimes I try to use them by force, like lifting a pencil with my mind or elevate from the ground.

That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

Say "ow" when I drop something or before I get hurt

I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

I hold my breath in elevators

Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.

I click my teeth to music

fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.