I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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Abuse your pet when nobody's looking

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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close the fridge door really slowly just so you can see the light turn off

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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I pretend I'm a musical when I'm alone and sing about all the stuff I'm doing.

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If I have a black surface I scratch my dandruff onto and make a dandruff galaxy.

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.