Math tests-doing all the work for a problem only to find out my answer is not any of the multiple choices.

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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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I avoid closing my eyes in the shower in case ghosts/monsters/zombies get me.

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I light my pubes on fire instead of shaving them because they aren't as itchy that way.

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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Always fantasize about grabbing a cop's gun from his holster. Just because I am pretty sure I could.

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Sit down in a grass field... immediately start pulling up grass.

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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when i watch tv and it cuts to break, if i hear someone on the tv tell me not to change the chanel, ill say "u cant tell me what to do!" and then ill change it.

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Drinking and dialing people I dated.

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

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I twist my pubes into little spikes when I pee.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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I have an irrational fear of sloths

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.