Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

Wondering where are famous people and what they are doing at this exact moment.

Have to take the phone with you everytime to the bathroom

Sometimes I wipe my butt so violently that my finger goes through the toilet paper and into my butt hole. I enjoy it and question my sexuality. ;)

I wonder why people were happy after the last election

that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.