Whenever I read creepy pastas and there is a picture after the story I get afraid to look at it than when I do I freak out thinking it's going to eat me. Than when I look at it I shout FUUUUUUU.. Than look at it some more and I burst out laughing seeing its a fucking dumb picture.

I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

Say 'WED', 'NES' and 'DAY' slowly in your head when spelling Wednesday.

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

I like to say really offensive and/and racist words when I'm on my own and no one can hear me. It just feels good to say things that I'm not allowed to.

When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

I wonder if we're actually just dolls and are being controlled by some little girl in her little doll house ....

use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

Always think good thoughts before I go to bed so that I have good dreams

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

I read the down voted posts

Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.