When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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Change the channel during commercials when you have the remote, when you don't you go insane and say "TURN IT BACK WE'LL MISS THE START!!!"

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

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When I'm listening to my ipod on a road trip I look out the window longingly and pretend to be in a music video

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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

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I rape small children ;).

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.