A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.

arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

Being from another country and always thinking in english.

You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

Say what even when u heard someone

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)

Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.