I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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Think the "D" in the Disney logo was actually a "G", and realized that thought process at an age to embarassing to divulge to complete strangers on the internet.

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Eat something to pass the time while I wait for my food in the microwave to be cooked.

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When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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Try to pet your cat with your foot.

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?

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Someone asks you "what's up" and you awkwardly reply "good".

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when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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suck my own penis

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when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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I delete all notifications on my phone before i shut it off.

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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Hate when you finish a cup of pudding or something like that and you don’t want to get up to put the spoon in the sink so you just leave it sitting in the cup but the spoon is too tall for the cup and it falls over.

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.