I gotta get down of Friday

thumb_up thumb_down -80

think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

thumb_up thumb_down -43

when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

thumb_up thumb_down -54

Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

thumb_up thumb_down -59

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

thumb_up thumb_down -30

hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

thumb_up thumb_down +104

When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Say 'WED', 'NES' and 'DAY' slowly in your head when spelling Wednesday.

thumb_up thumb_down +141

Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

thumb_up thumb_down -49

Remembering that you're breathing and then it stops being subconscious so you have to purposely breathe until you stop thinking about it.

thumb_up thumb_down +270

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

thumb_up thumb_down -47

pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

thumb_up thumb_down -46

Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

thumb_up thumb_down -66

realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...

thumb_up thumb_down -9

close the fridge door really slowly just so you can see the light turn off

thumb_up thumb_down +154

when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

thumb_up thumb_down -15

when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

thumb_up thumb_down -59

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.