I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

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A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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My most intimate moments are constantly interrupted by the same thought..."oh, God...what if there is a secret security cam in here...CUT TO: oh God...can my dead grandparents see me now????"

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Wishing you could go back in time and do a situation over again, becuase you regret the stuff you did.

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I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.