think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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Pretend that when you are in the shower, the shower head is a giant machine gun, that takes thousands of men to operate, and that you were an extremely large person and you catch ALL of the bullets in your mouth, spitting them at the shower head while at the same time turning off the water as if they all died, and the small drips that continue to drop out were the dead soldires' blood.....-dillon

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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When I see a typo ANYWHERE, I feel compelled to correct it, even if there is no possible way for me to correct it

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.