when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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Fall asleep at night fantasizing about how you wish life situations would play out.

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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I flip the pillow at night to feel the cool sensation.

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.