putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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Always coming up with a really great comeback in my head 5 seconds too late. And then playing out what would have happened if I had said it.

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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Have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum.

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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I always feel a little twinge of regret when I see "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service," because I know it's a lie.

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.