Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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Smoking in the shower.

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I cant ride a bike

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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I get mad at characters on tv and i shoot the screen with my Nerf gun

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.