when someone says something like 'it's too late' i always start singing 'to apologizeeeeee' even though i think people are annoyed of me always singing along to their sentences and changing the meaning, but i just cannot stop it

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When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.

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Scan forward to best parts of songs, rarely listen to entire song.

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Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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I cant ride a bike

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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fap

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.