think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...

Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

read on youtube comments with too unlikes

you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.