Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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call someone by a siblings name.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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I get creeped out if I haven't looked at a clock in a while and when I finally do it reads 9:11

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squezzing moisturisure/tooth paste really hard cos the top is all dry and then a shit load comes out all at once

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Put my hand under the pillow in bed to get orgasm

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.

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Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

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Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.