pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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I sleep in the nude.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.