See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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Reading the terms of service :O....

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When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.

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clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.

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Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

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when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.