I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

Every time I see my self in a mirror, I feel like I'm watching someone in a different dimension and make quick movements to see if they mess up.

right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

Always think good thoughts before I go to bed so that I have good dreams

When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet

Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

when someone goes underwater in a movie I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived in that situation, I almost died during Finding Nemo

Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.