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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.
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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us
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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.
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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.
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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??
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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.
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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.
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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.
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dont turn my fan up so high cause i think its going to fall and slice me to bits -jesse
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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.
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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.
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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world
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Realising that there are ASSHOLES posting dumb shit on this site.
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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.
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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.
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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it
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Lie in bed and wonder what happens whe you die, get depressed and come on this site for reassurance
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Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)
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think something you shouldn't, then stop thinking it, because someone might read your mind
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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass
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run inside after taking out the trash because a monster might be hiding in the big trash can
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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol
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I know how to type a ¿
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I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.