When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

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Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...

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(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...

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Look an ugly person up and down and try to think of ways that they can improve how they look. ( clothing, hair, and makeup)

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

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Sometimes I wonder if my whole life is a hallucination and I'm actually in some padded room somewhere, talking to myself and staring into space while my real family mourns the fact that their daughter will never be able to live a real life...

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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Seperate your food on you dinner plate

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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I have always belived that I invented calling Target " Tar- jhay"

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.