Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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Lie in bed and wonder what happens whe you die, get depressed and come on this site for reassurance

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Try and accomplish something before the timer on the microwave beeps :)

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.