singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

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When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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When I eat potato chips, I lick each side to make sure the really salty part is down.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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I post morals under every one of my new comments. Moral: Duh, I am moral man ffs! What do you expect! Its awesome! If things go at this phase I will be a celebrity in... hmm... in never!

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mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

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Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle

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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.

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I give my own posts a thumbs up whenever I have the option and I know that it's anonymous.

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

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Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.