i use dental dams

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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Math tests-doing all the work for a problem only to find out my answer is not any of the multiple choices.

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When my soap is running low, I add water to it.

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I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.

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draw little triangles while coulouring in to make it seem that theres not so much work -jesse

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.