If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

I used to pretent my legs didn't work and pulled myself up the stairs with just my hands.

the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

Whenever I am in a conversation with someone, be it a family member, close friend, or stranger, I nearly always imagine either starting a random brawl with them for no reason (i.e. punching them in the face) or making out with them or something, neither of which I would ever consider doing. Am I alone?

I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

hallo

Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

When out I like to "people watch."

if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

I like to poo while smoking.

After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.