try to give your friends spirit animals

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Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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I **** with no hands.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.