- Things You Think Only You Do

I pretend I'm a musical when I'm alone and sing about all the stuff I'm doing.

When I'm listening to my ipod on a road trip I look out the window longingly and pretend to be in a music video

No matter how complicated your shower is at home, you always find it much easier to work than other people's showers.

Sometimes I wonder if my whole life is a hallucination and I'm actually in some padded room somewhere, talking to myself and staring into space while my real family mourns the fact that their daughter will never be able to live a real life...

I have tons of imaginary conversations in my head with people I know, but they never happen. It's worse when something funny happens in the imaginary conversation and I laugh to myself, and if someone notices I can't even say that I was remembering something because I wasn't, it had never happened...

Sometimes, I skim through the Terms of Service just to make sure I'm not selling my soul or promising my first-born.

when singing to music on my ipod, i sometimes pause the music to hear how loud I am singing.

I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.

while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening

when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.

Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry

Check the time on my cell phone, put it back in my pocket. Dammit, didn't see the time. Check it again.

Think the "D" in the Disney logo was actually a "G", and realized that thought process at an age to embarassing to divulge to complete strangers on the internet.

Try and accomplish something before the timer on the microwave beeps :)

When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.

Whenever another person sitting next to me at school doesn't push their chair in when they get up to leave, I do it for them because it looks more orderly.

Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.

A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger

Locking your pet in the room and forcing it to spend time with you.

I'm constantly struck with this odd sensation that I didn't wipe my ass well enough.

i run my 2 fingers across a wall like they're ninja feet when im happy.

Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.