Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

Get turned on lookin at my own butt

When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....

Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.

If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

I always feel a little twinge of regret when I see "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service," because I know it's a lie.

I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

Tear up when I poop

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.