Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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Whenever I read creepy pastas and there is a picture after the story I get afraid to look at it than when I do I freak out thinking it's going to eat me. Than when I look at it I shout FUUUUUUU.. Than look at it some more and I burst out laughing seeing its a fucking dumb picture.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.