I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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My parents are annoying.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.