When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

When i take off my watch before i go to sleep i smell my wrist.

popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

when i know that friends are coming to my place the next day i clean up my room and then i'm like...oh i forgot to clean up i'm sorry, it's always in a mess...

Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.

Fill up a glass, drink half, then fill it up again.

If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.

Go for a 10 mile run.

When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.