Think a really Fu**ed up thought in your head, and then get mad at your brain for even coming up with it, and finally trying to think really nice thoughts to make up for it.

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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I am a BIG TIME movie talker. I always ask questions that people obviously don’t know the answer to like, “Where is he going?” “I thought they were friends?” “Wait.. Is she mad?” “Is that guy the killer?” Although people seem to tolerate me, I do promise that it is completely on accident. I don’t even realize I do it. –Ikka.

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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when im losing an argument, ill start singing my responses

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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When i take off my watch before i go to sleep i smell my wrist.

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.