I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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sometimes i close my eyes and i rub them to see psychedelic drawings

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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You remember something funny. You smile like an idiot. Everyone around thinks your weird for randomly smiling.

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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hate Justin Bieber

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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I was the real Stig...

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I avoid closing my eyes in the shower in case ghosts/monsters/zombies get me.

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Pretend that i don't care about my birthday when i actually can't wait to see what present people will get me and get terribly excited everytime someone text me

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Open the fridge every 15 minutes, to see if there is anything new to eat.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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When I'm home alone I open random doors to make sure nobodys there

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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i cant fall asleep unless i suck my thumb...

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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Have a dream with horribly unfortunate events (like having an amputation or being in prison) waking up from said dream and saying something like, "Good thing that was a dream, don't know what I'd do if that was real"

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whenever im getting a haircut, i feel as if the barber can see my embarrassing and private thoughts.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.