act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

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When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...

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Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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I want to suck on your penis

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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I unlike Facebook pages if they spam my wall.

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.