I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

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when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

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Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

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I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.