When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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listen to madonnas new album

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sometimes i close my eyes and i rub them to see psychedelic drawings

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Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

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im going to RAPEEEE that girl

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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When I poop I pretend to make my wiener talk.

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I can see a magic eye image

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I make all the faces on my money face the same way.

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

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Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

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Pee in the shower.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.