When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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sit in the shower

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.

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Having a dream and forgetting it seconds later.

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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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I post morals under every one of my new comments. Moral: Duh, I am moral man ffs! What do you expect! Its awesome! If things go at this phase I will be a celebrity in... hmm... in never!

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I **** with no hands.

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when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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If no one else is home and you have to go to the bathroom, but you're invested in what you're doing on your laptop, you take it with you.

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Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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When I'm about to go to the bathroom, I think of a million things that I have to do and try to do them all before I pee my pants.

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speak proper english

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.