Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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Peeing in the shower

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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when im losing an argument, ill start singing my responses

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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Try to pet your cat with your foot.

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

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get bored so I fist myself for money

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.