When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

I'm constantly struck with this odd sensation that I didn't wipe my ass well enough.

Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing us.

i see almost everything as a sign

call someone by a siblings name.

Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

I pee in the shower. :3

Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

Pretend animals talk to you!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.