Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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when someone goes underwater in a movie I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived in that situation, I almost died during Finding Nemo

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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

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I stand under my ceiling fan, looking up while spinning around to make it look still...

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me

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Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

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Every time i take a drink from a cup, i rotate the cup so i never drink from the same place.

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I make all the faces on my money face the same way.

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Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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1.Open the fridge...nothing to eat :/ 2.Open the cabinet...nothing to eat :/ 3.Lower expectations..and then repeat :)

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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Having a dream and forgetting it seconds later.

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Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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think about all of the things you would do if you were the only person on earth

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.