I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

draw little triangles while coulouring in to make it seem that theres not so much work -jesse

Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

Having gay sex

imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

I Masturbate Daily.

Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

Pee in the shower.

When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.

Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.