Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

I approach balcony ledges with my feet firmly planted, just in case a random person decides to come pick me up and throw me off the balcony.

Give a 'thumbs up' or a 'thumbs down' based strictly on how much you like the number it will change it to.

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

Try to see nipples through body paint.

Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

Doing something really embarrassing in public and thinking "Doesn't matter, I'll never see these people again.".

If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

I can't trill my R's

I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.