Being fat

Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

When I was younger I would image a band that played the songs on the radio that was strapped to the roof of the car during long car rides.

I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

you know how everyone talks about making life decisions in the shower and thinking about life?.....yeah thats me on the toilet

Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

I type a comment here and secretly feel special

I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

Put toilet paper in the toilet before i poop so the water dosent splash

When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.

Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.