Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

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I twist my pubes into little spikes when I pee.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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I have an irrational fear of sloths

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

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Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.

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Every time I see my self in a mirror, I feel like I'm watching someone in a different dimension and make quick movements to see if they mess up.

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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I approach balcony ledges with my feet firmly planted, just in case a random person decides to come pick me up and throw me off the balcony.

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Open the fridge, nothing there, close fridge, open again just to make sure nothing has magically appeared

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.