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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.
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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.
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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.
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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.
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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.
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If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do
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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!
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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing
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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.
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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.
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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)
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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.
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I wonder if we're actually just dolls and are being controlled by some little girl in her little doll house ....
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I apologize, when i bump against things.
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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.
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When I sneeze I hold my balls ( only when Im alone)
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Mentally preparing yourself to step on a crunchy-looking leaf, only to discover it is in fact soggy, soft and unsatisfactory.
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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it
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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.
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Drying yourself after the shower with a towl, wiping your ass dry and beeing scared when you dry other parts of your body you dont use the same part of the towl.
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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.
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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.
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Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.
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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.