Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.

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Always coming up with a really great comeback in my head 5 seconds too late. And then playing out what would have happened if I had said it.

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Check the toilet paper after wiping your ass

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Automatically lie to your dentist when they ask if you floss

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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Fill up a glass, drink half, then fill it up again.

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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before i go to sleep i must check the front door knob multiple times to make sure its locked

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think about all of the things you would do if you were the only person on earth

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Attempting to silently sneak a fart, then it erupts from your anus.

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Go up stairs two steps at a time. Avoid those stairs forever if there are an odd number and I have to end in a single step.

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When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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I constantly talk to myself.

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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Open the fridge, nothing there, close fridge, open again just to make sure nothing has magically appeared

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.