Still record on VHS tapes.

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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Boinked my neighbor

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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Try having a conversation with your friends parents but keep saying yeah the whole time

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when looking for lost keys i return to the place they should be at least 5 times and look there

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.