Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

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On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.