When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

I talk to my pet when no one is home.

I avoid closing my eyes in the shower in case ghosts/monsters/zombies get me.

If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

When I'm on Facebook, I flip between someone's most recent profile picture and their first one, just to see how much they've changed.

Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

Try to pet your cat with your foot.

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Fall asleep at night fantasizing about how you wish life situations would play out.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.