if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

Fart at home

Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

I flip the pillow at night to feel the cool sensation.

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

use the shower water running of my arms and hands to shoot off random hairs inside the shower

Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.