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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind
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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.
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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.
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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...
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I put big spaces in between comments
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If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming
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I cant ride a bike
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When I'm about to go to the bathroom, I think of a million things that I have to do and try to do them all before I pee my pants.
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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me
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you know how everyone talks about making life decisions in the shower and thinking about life?.....yeah thats me on the toilet
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When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.
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When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John
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I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.
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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.
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I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.
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When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon
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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.
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When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie
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Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?
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When I masturbate I trade hands often in fear that my penis may become crooked.
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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time
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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.