Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

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While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

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I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

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I ejaculate fire and glory

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.