Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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i randomly grab my boobs when i'm home alone. like, all the time.

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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When i take off my watch before i go to sleep i smell my wrist.

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

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when i am in a long car ride i look out the window and imagine im in a sad music video

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.