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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...
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Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.
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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.
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I wonder why people were happy after the last election
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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton
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I always twist my washcloth into a cone shape, so when I take my next shower it is dry and hardened. Then I pretend stab it into my stomach and say "MY LIFE FOR AIUR!" before getting it wet again.
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Picking your dogs booger for him/her
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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.
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waking up from an amazing/awesome dream and spend the rest of the day thinking up of new senarios to come after...
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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.
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I pretend I'm a musical when I'm alone and sing about all the stuff I'm doing.
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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.
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Sometimes I imagine how everyone would react if I died.
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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.
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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.
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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already
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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing
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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool
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When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet
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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt
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try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall
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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.
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When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.
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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.