Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

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Whenever I read creepy pastas and there is a picture after the story I get afraid to look at it than when I do I freak out thinking it's going to eat me. Than when I look at it I shout FUUUUUUU.. Than look at it some more and I burst out laughing seeing its a fucking dumb picture.

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

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When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.