Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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sometimes i close my eyes and i rub them to see psychedelic drawings

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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when someone says something like 'it's too late' i always start singing 'to apologizeeeeee' even though i think people are annoyed of me always singing along to their sentences and changing the meaning, but i just cannot stop it

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.