Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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Get turned on lookin at my own butt

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....

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Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.

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If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

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I always feel a little twinge of regret when I see "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service," because I know it's a lie.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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Tear up when I poop

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.