I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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I stand under my ceiling fan, looking up while spinning around to make it look still...

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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The longer it takes me to find the light switch in the dark the more frantic and terrified I become.

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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Open the microwave at 1 second left to pretend you're on a bomb squad.

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Peeing in the shower

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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If there's leaves on the ground and the wind picks it up and makes like swirls I put my arms out to make it seem I'm controlling the swirls.

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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I always feel a little twinge of regret when I see "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service," because I know it's a lie.

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.