Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

Peeing in the shower

Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...

When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

when im losing an argument, ill start singing my responses

I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

Try to pet your cat with your foot.

Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

pee when you are dreaming haha lol

Run back into your room when your microwaving something

When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

get bored so I fist myself for money

brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.