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On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.
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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen
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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)
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I aphabeticalize my shoes
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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.
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Answering questions that weren't directed at me, then awkwardly playing it off like they were talking to you.
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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit
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When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.
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dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true
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When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.
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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.
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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!
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I can't piss with my shoes on.
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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.
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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!
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When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.
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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed
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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol
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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.
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Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.
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watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins
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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.
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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe
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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.