when someone says something like 'it's too late' i always start singing 'to apologizeeeeee' even though i think people are annoyed of me always singing along to their sentences and changing the meaning, but i just cannot stop it

When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.

Scan forward to best parts of songs, rarely listen to entire song.

Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

I cant ride a bike

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

fap

try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"

google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.