When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

listen to madonnas new album

sometimes i close my eyes and i rub them to see psychedelic drawings

Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

im going to RAPEEEE that girl

When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

When I poop I pretend to make my wiener talk.

I can see a magic eye image

I make all the faces on my money face the same way.

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

Eating chicken at KFC.

I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

Pee in the shower.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.