When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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use the shower water running of my arms and hands to shoot off random hairs inside the shower

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.

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wonder who wrote these things

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When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.