When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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I can't brush my teeth and rinse in the sink right after I flush the toilet, for fear of it being connected somehow, and rinsing with my own piss.

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal

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When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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Every time I see my self in a mirror, I feel like I'm watching someone in a different dimension and make quick movements to see if they mess up.

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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

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Pee sitting down so I dont have to aim

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Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...

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Sometimes i think i've been living a dream life, and one day im really gonna wake up in the middle of 9th grade math class and have to explain why i was sleeping on my desk and jerking off so much.

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.