I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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Mentally preparing yourself to step on a crunchy-looking leaf, only to discover it is in fact soggy, soft and unsatisfactory.

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

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When I walk the streets after getting a new haircut, I think everybody's staring at me and thinking "oh my god she got a new haircut" eventhough they didn't know me before.

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I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.

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I have tons of imaginary conversations in my head with people I know, but they never happen. It's worse when something funny happens in the imaginary conversation and I laugh to myself, and if someone notices I can't even say that I was remembering something because I wasn't, it had never happened...

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.