I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

Masturbate while waiting for a game to load.

not be afraid of hurricane sandy

Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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