Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

I was the real Stig...

If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

I plant my feet firmly when the subway approaches in case a random stranger tries to kill me by pushing me in front of the train.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.