When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

Absentmindedly rub your stomach while lying down watching or reading.

When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

humiliating little girls

When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

Sit down in a grass field... immediately start pulling up grass.

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

get home from work and masturbate instantly

Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

I daydream about what would happen if my phone rang in public and I had a ringtone of a cool song and what people think about the song and if they think I'm cool for it, or if they see some sort of symbolic meaning in the song. I do this while pacing around my room listening to the song. I think about what people I know would think about certain lyrics in the song. I do this all the time.

I aphabeticalize my shoes

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.