I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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draw little triangles while coulouring in to make it seem that theres not so much work -jesse

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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Having gay sex

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

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I Masturbate Daily.

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

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Pee in the shower.

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.