Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

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When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

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While waiting on someone I check my phone and if there is no new message I just read old ones, just to be occupied and don't look stupid or lost

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.

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when someone goes underwater in a movie I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived in that situation, I almost died during Finding Nemo

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

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whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

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Breathe.

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.