I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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Sometimes when I look at something up close, I alternate closing each eye and looking at the object from the other eye, then switch again. I do it really fast to make it look like that thing is moving. It's really entertaining.

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A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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I read the down voted posts

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Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...

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think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

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Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.

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When I die during an online game I try to cram as much food and drink in my mouth as I can before I respawn. If I have no food I roll all over the bed.

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When I'm opening my locker lock, I try to beat the person next to me.

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

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When my soap is running low, I add water to it.

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.