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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup
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Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.
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eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty
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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.
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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit
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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap
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When no one is around I make sound effects for everything I do.
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I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.
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When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.
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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.
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rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.
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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.
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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.
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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.
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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.
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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.
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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.
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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me
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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.
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play with a knife and pretend to be a master blade wielder
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when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me
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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.
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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick
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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.