I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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My hoodie/jacket strings HAVE to be equal in length, or I pull them then restretch the hood out to make them even.

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Fill up a glass, drink half, then fill it up again.

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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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My most intimate moments are constantly interrupted by the same thought..."oh, God...what if there is a secret security cam in here...CUT TO: oh God...can my dead grandparents see me now????"

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

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If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.