i take words i just read or said and sing them to the tune of a song

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening

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Sit there with my hand just resting down my pants casually when I'm alone. It's comfy!

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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Laughing randomly because you remembered something that was funny earlier

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Made after doomsday plans

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Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.