Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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Laying in bed kind of hungry, knowing exactly what you want to eat, and going over all the steps involved (going all the way to the kitchen, making the food, cleaning up, going all the way back to your room, plus it's nighttime and something might get you) and trying to decide whether or not it's worth it to go eat now or just wait until you wake up.

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Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.