Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Get that shiver when you're peeing.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

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I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.