putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

Always coming up with a really great comeback in my head 5 seconds too late. And then playing out what would have happened if I had said it.

I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

Have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum.

Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.

refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

I always feel a little twinge of regret when I see "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service," because I know it's a lie.

If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.