when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

I hate being called "buddy".

smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.

Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

Try to see nipples through body paint.

When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.