When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Always coming up with a really great comeback in my head 5 seconds too late. And then playing out what would have happened if I had said it.

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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I think about other women when having sex

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Go outside and pee.

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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I hate being called "buddy".

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.