Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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I control water in the shower.

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I stay vigilant while i shower in case killer/zombies come into my house..

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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sometimes i close my eyes and i rub them to see psychedelic drawings

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.