Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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When I'm listening to my ipod on a road trip I look out the window longingly and pretend to be in a music video

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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Check your analog watch, wait for it to strike a minute, then look away and try to count 60 seconds out in your head before you look again. However many seconds you were away is your new record.

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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I piss in the bed every night

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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Every time i take a drink from a cup, i rotate the cup so i never drink from the same place.

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Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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When looking for something you need, just walk in circles around the house until it appears.

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.