Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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When nobody's home I blast the stereo and sing as loud as I can.

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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when singing to music on my ipod, i sometimes pause the music to hear how loud I am singing.

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.