when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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I hate being called "buddy".

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.