I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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I unlike Facebook pages if they spam my wall.

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Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

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Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

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I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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Think a really Fu**ed up thought in your head, and then get mad at your brain for even coming up with it, and finally trying to think really nice thoughts to make up for it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.