I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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blink

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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Every time I see my self in a mirror, I feel like I'm watching someone in a different dimension and make quick movements to see if they mess up.

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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Always think good thoughts before I go to bed so that I have good dreams

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

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when someone goes underwater in a movie I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived in that situation, I almost died during Finding Nemo

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Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.