Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

When I'm listening to my ipod on a road trip I look out the window longingly and pretend to be in a music video

Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

Check your analog watch, wait for it to strike a minute, then look away and try to count 60 seconds out in your head before you look again. However many seconds you were away is your new record.

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

I piss in the bed every night

I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

Every time i take a drink from a cup, i rotate the cup so i never drink from the same place.

Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

When looking for something you need, just walk in circles around the house until it appears.

When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

Go for a 10 mile run.

thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.