The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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KICK THE CAN

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Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

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when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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only read the short jokes on this website

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.