While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.

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Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.

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Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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Talk to my cat.

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When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

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when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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I talk to my pet when no one is home.

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Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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when i realise for example that my shoes are stinking i get really paranoid and try to cover them under the table or something because i feel that everyone is thinking about it or is covering their nose or stuff

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If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes

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When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

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I never feel bored

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.