I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

I type a comment here and secretly feel special

Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

Drying yourself after the shower with a towl, wiping your ass dry and beeing scared when you dry other parts of your body you dont use the same part of the towl.

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

k. everyone

After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.