Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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Say 'WED', 'NES' and 'DAY' slowly in your head when spelling Wednesday.

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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When i take off my watch before i go to sleep i smell my wrist.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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I sleep in the nude.

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I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.

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Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

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even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

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Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

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When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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When tapping, I always have to do the same pattern of taps, and I feel incomplete if I don't finish the pattern I started.

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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when i realise for example that my shoes are stinking i get really paranoid and try to cover them under the table or something because i feel that everyone is thinking about it or is covering their nose or stuff

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.