I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.

i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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