lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

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Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

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Open the fridge every 15 minutes, to see if there is anything new to eat.

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I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

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Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.