Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

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When I'm walking I pretend that I'm staying in the same place and moving the world beneath me.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.