when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

Fall asleep at night fantasizing about how you wish life situations would play out.

Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

I flip the pillow at night to feel the cool sensation.

Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.