I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.