When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

when someone says something like 'it's too late' i always start singing 'to apologizeeeeee' even though i think people are annoyed of me always singing along to their sentences and changing the meaning, but i just cannot stop it

Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

Stuff 13 chips in my mouth when no one is looking, bite 1 chip in half and chew it for 30 seconds when someone is looking.

Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet

Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

Having a dream and forgetting it seconds later.

tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.