i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

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smoke marijuana

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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I can't piss with my shoes on.

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.