When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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I have a phobia of incest

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12

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When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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Fall asleep at night fantasizing about how you wish life situations would play out.

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wonder who wrote these things

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Poop naked.

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.