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Attempting to silently sneak a fart, then it erupts from your anus.
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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time
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Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.
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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.
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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?
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I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.
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I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.
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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.
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Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.
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reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal
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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).
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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.
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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!
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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?
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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.
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When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.
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Mentally preparing yourself to step on a crunchy-looking leaf, only to discover it is in fact soggy, soft and unsatisfactory.
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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.
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Waking up from a dream that you thought was real life, and thinking,man i wish that was real...
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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I get creeped out if I haven't looked at a clock in a while and when I finally do it reads 9:11
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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)
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When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P
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A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.