Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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When I see interactive ads on webpages ( "Shoot 5 iPhones And Get One Free!" type of windows ), I feel compelled to finish the task, even though I KNOW it's going to open a pop-up and waste 10 seconds of my life.

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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when i realise for example that my shoes are stinking i get really paranoid and try to cover them under the table or something because i feel that everyone is thinking about it or is covering their nose or stuff

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Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.