When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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Pee in the shower

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

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I really like taking shits.

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

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When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.