Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.