Whenever I am in a conversation with someone, be it a family member, close friend, or stranger, I nearly always imagine either starting a random brawl with them for no reason (i.e. punching them in the face) or making out with them or something, neither of which I would ever consider doing. Am I alone?

When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

When the hero of a movie is drowning I hold my breath to see if I would survive.

When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.

See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

When I walk into the bathroom and the lid of toilet is closed, I always get slightly nervous to lift it up and see into the toilet. I'm always thinking there'll be something disgusting or scary in there.

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

Dip my pizza crust in my soda

When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

Put my hands together the 'other' way

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.