I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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RAPE CHILDREN

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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Masturbate while waiting for a game to load.

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.