Put my hand under the pillow in bed to get orgasm

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Locking your pet in the room and forcing it to spend time with you.

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Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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Try and accomplish something before the timer on the microwave beeps :)

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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get bored so I fist myself for money

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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make food scream if i chop them up.

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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run inside after taking out the trash because a monster might be hiding in the big trash can

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.