Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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sleep with your legs crossed like your meditating.

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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I have an irrational fear of sloths

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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I poop on the side of my house in the morning so I do not have to make noise then come back in.

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.