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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)
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Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.
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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.
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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me
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I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.
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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.
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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge
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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.
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I have an irrational fear of sloths
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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)
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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.
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If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do
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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.
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When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph
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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm
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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.
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scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!
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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.
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Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.
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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.
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I masturbate evenly with both hands so that my penis doesn't become crooked.
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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt
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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.
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I wonder if we're actually just dolls and are being controlled by some little girl in her little doll house ....
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A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.