Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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make south park refferences every day

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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hate Justin Bieber

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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fart

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.