When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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Absentmindedly rub your stomach while lying down watching or reading.

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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humiliating little girls

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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Sit down in a grass field... immediately start pulling up grass.

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

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I daydream about what would happen if my phone rang in public and I had a ringtone of a cool song and what people think about the song and if they think I'm cool for it, or if they see some sort of symbolic meaning in the song. I do this while pacing around my room listening to the song. I think about what people I know would think about certain lyrics in the song. I do this all the time.

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.