I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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I Masturbate Daily.

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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Poo really loud

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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I masturbate evenly with both hands so that my penis doesn't become crooked.

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.