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i use dental dams
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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)
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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML
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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.
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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.
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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?
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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.
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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can
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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.
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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.
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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.
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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?
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Having gay sex
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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.
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When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.
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i take words i just read or said and sing them to the tune of a song
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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3
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When I have headphones in, I wonder if my swallowing is extremely loud for everyone else too.
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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.
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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.
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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.
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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky
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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention
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Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.