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when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me
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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.
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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.
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Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.
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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light
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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.
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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.
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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.
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I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.
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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.
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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.
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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..
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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.
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When I'm scared in the shower sing
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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed
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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.
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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues
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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .
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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word
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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.
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I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.
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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief
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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..
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sing like a pro in da shower
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.