Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

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I used to pretent my legs didn't work and pulled myself up the stairs with just my hands.

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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get bored so I fist myself for money

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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Hate when you finish a cup of pudding or something like that and you don’t want to get up to put the spoon in the sink so you just leave it sitting in the cup but the spoon is too tall for the cup and it falls over.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.