I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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Set Fire to the Rain

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.

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Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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When i need to poop i place toilet paper over the water so it doesn't splash up and hit my rectum.

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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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I have an irrational fear of sloths

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.