I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

I'm really picky about how I earn money

When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

fart

Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

When out I like to "people watch."

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.