Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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Pee sitting down so I dont have to aim

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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When laying in bed I put the covers over my head and act like I'm in different places..caves..tent..etc..

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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Write things in the air with my finger, and then erase the words with my hand.

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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Whenever I read creepy pastas and there is a picture after the story I get afraid to look at it than when I do I freak out thinking it's going to eat me. Than when I look at it I shout FUUUUUUU.. Than look at it some more and I burst out laughing seeing its a fucking dumb picture.

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When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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I post morals under every one of my new comments. Moral: Duh, I am moral man ffs! What do you expect! Its awesome! If things go at this phase I will be a celebrity in... hmm... in never!

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I really like taking shits.

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

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If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.