I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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I pretend that my actions are perceived by a past self and they're always astounded by the change I've gone through.

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When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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wonder who wrote these things

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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Sometimes I wonder if my whole life is a hallucination and I'm actually in some padded room somewhere, talking to myself and staring into space while my real family mourns the fact that their daughter will never be able to live a real life...

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when singing to music on my ipod, i sometimes pause the music to hear how loud I am singing.

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I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

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lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

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Sometimes I imagine what it would look like if I was seeing out of another person's eyes across from where I happen to be.

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.

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When im alone i have a conversation with myself

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.