- Things You Think Only You Do

I never look out the window at night because I'm afraid there will be an Alien staring at me when I move the curtains.

I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

Get freaked out when door bell or phone rings when you are doing something you are not supposed to.

I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.