when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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I really like taking shits.

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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Dancing while hoovering

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When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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Do somthing only you do

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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Pee in the shower

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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Being fat

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.