- Things You Think Only You Do

So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

After hearing a song, you think, oh i have never heard of that before, and then you start hearing it every single day....

Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

I sleep in my underpants every single night

Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

Sometimes when I look at something up close, I alternate closing each eye and looking at the object from the other eye, then switch again. I do it really fast to make it look like that thing is moving. It's really entertaining.

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.