If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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Whenever another person sitting next to me at school doesn't push their chair in when they get up to leave, I do it for them because it looks more orderly.

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think something you shouldn't, then stop thinking it, because someone might read your mind

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When I poop I pretend to make my wiener talk.

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Get that shiver when you're peeing.

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reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal

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If I hear a noise, it obviously means there is a monster somewhere in/near my bedroom and the sheets will protect me as long as they cover up to my chin.

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When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.

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Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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Waking up from a dream that you thought was real life, and thinking,man i wish that was real...

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After hearing a song, you think, oh i have never heard of that before, and then you start hearing it every single day....

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Not clicking the Facebook 'like' button on "pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud", because it will show up on your profile, and you think other people will think you're strange.

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When looking for something you need, just walk in circles around the house until it appears.

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Sometimes when I look at something up close, I alternate closing each eye and looking at the object from the other eye, then switch again. I do it really fast to make it look like that thing is moving. It's really entertaining.

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Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it

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A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

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Know all the lyrics to a song but then realize you never actually "listened" to the song to see what it's about

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Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...

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think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

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Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

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Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.