Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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ASMR

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

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I pee in the shower.

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When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.