Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

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Realising that there are ASSHOLES posting dumb shit on this site.

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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.