Poo really loud

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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I have a phobia of incest

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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Drying yourself after the shower with a towl, wiping your ass dry and beeing scared when you dry other parts of your body you dont use the same part of the towl.

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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make food scream if i chop them up.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.