Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

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when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose

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I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.