Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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Go up stairs two steps at a time. Avoid those stairs forever if there are an odd number and I have to end in a single step.

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When I poop I pretend to make my wiener talk.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

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When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

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Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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being super bored at school

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.