Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

I read the down voted posts

Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

When I walk the streets after getting a new haircut, I think everybody's staring at me and thinking "oh my god she got a new haircut" eventhough they didn't know me before.

When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

Always fantasize about grabbing a cop's gun from his holster. Just because I am pretty sure I could.

filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

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try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.