Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

Whenever you are in a quiet room and are trying to eat a food that is very loud to chew (like chips) you try to chew slowly or alter your chewing style so noone will think your too loud

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

Get turned on lookin at my own butt

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

I daydream about what would happen if my phone rang in public and I had a ringtone of a cool song and what people think about the song and if they think I'm cool for it, or if they see some sort of symbolic meaning in the song. I do this while pacing around my room listening to the song. I think about what people I know would think about certain lyrics in the song. I do this all the time.

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

whenever I see those commercials where there is two people talking to each other but they constantly look at me it really irritates me

wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.