having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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draw little triangles while coulouring in to make it seem that theres not so much work -jesse

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Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.