wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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I try to move inanimate objects/set things on fire/control the elements with my mind.

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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I'll sing nice and loud in the shower and wonder why I haven't come out with an album yet

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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*Sees bug on wall while taking shower* *Splashes with shower water* *Bug slides down wall* >_

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.