When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

Only use the left earphone.

give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

Sex scene comes on TV while you are watching with your parents... Try to act normal... Fail.

fap

i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Dancing while hoovering

If there's leaves on the ground and the wind picks it up and makes like swirls I put my arms out to make it seem I'm controlling the swirls.

Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

I scratch the scabs on my head whenever im bored

After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

I daydream about what would happen if my phone rang in public and I had a ringtone of a cool song and what people think about the song and if they think I'm cool for it, or if they see some sort of symbolic meaning in the song. I do this while pacing around my room listening to the song. I think about what people I know would think about certain lyrics in the song. I do this all the time.

make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

Every time i take a drink from a cup, i rotate the cup so i never drink from the same place.

Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

Whenever another person sitting next to me at school doesn't push their chair in when they get up to leave, I do it for them because it looks more orderly.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.