Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

Like a toy until it breaks.

Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

ASMR

read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

pull out a flies wings and let it go

I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

I pee in the shower.

When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.