I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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While listening to songs, your always thinking of a situation to go along with it.

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

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Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.

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Play Minecraft

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.