While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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Be a loner at school

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Post on this website, then give yourself the first thumbs up to kick-start your success.

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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I chew my ice cream.

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.