Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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I talk to my pet when no one is home.

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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Breathe.

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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Pee in the shower

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in

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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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hallo

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.