pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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Poop naked.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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k. everyone

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I vote thumb dlown the ones that i dong like

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.