I flip the pillow at night to feel the cool sensation.

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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When I'm home alone I open random doors to make sure nobodys there

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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.