Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

I have seen a UFO

When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

chewing icecream before you swallow it

as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.

After hearing a song, you think, oh i have never heard of that before, and then you start hearing it every single day....

It's hot but I still have on covers

When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

I have one friend I always punch in the shoulder at least once when I see him.

Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.