fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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When I'm scared in the shower sing

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

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hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.