I hit the frig after sex

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

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Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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use the shower water running of my arms and hands to shoot off random hairs inside the shower

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.