when someone goes underwater in a movie I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived in that situation, I almost died during Finding Nemo

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

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whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

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Breathe.

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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Whenever you are in a quiet room and are trying to eat a food that is very loud to chew (like chips) you try to chew slowly or alter your chewing style so noone will think your too loud

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"Oh, that was a messed up thought, probably shouldn't think about it again or something worse because---GODDAMN IT."

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.