I meow when my cat meows.

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

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When I see myself in the mirror, I have to make a funny face just to make sure my face still works.

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.