Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.

Before I go to bed I have to put one of my hands between my knees in order to warm up and get comfy.

Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

I am a BIG TIME movie talker. I always ask questions that people obviously don’t know the answer to like, “Where is he going?” “I thought they were friends?” “Wait.. Is she mad?” “Is that guy the killer?” Although people seem to tolerate me, I do promise that it is completely on accident. I don’t even realize I do it. –Ikka.

If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes

When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

when someone goes underwater in a movie I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived in that situation, I almost died during Finding Nemo

Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

Mayada stupid

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.