I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

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Whenever I'm home alone, I dance and sing along to any commercial.

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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Check the time on my cell phone, put it back in my pocket. Dammit, didn't see the time. Check it again.

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When standing on the beach, I try to command the waves to stop.

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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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I vote thumb dlown the ones that i dong like

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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When im alone i have a conversation with myself

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.