I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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I think about life problems in the shower

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pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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Poop naked.

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.