when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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I always cry when I pray.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

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Think "When are we ever going to use this in our life?" while sitting bored in school.

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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Drinking and dialing people I dated.

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i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.