- Things You Think Only You Do

On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

I dont know weather or not to flush the toilet at night incase i wake somebody, its even worse in other peoples houses.

Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.

I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming

Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

Look at a word and count the letters by 2's - continue counting the letters over and over by 2's until it comes out even at the end of the word.

Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.