when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

I always cry when I pray.

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

Think "When are we ever going to use this in our life?" while sitting bored in school.

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

Drinking and dialing people I dated.

i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.