When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

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I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

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Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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Go outside and pee.

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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Moral: Damn I clicked on pointless super powers how did I get here! Moral: I wrote the "thing only I do" below :P

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.