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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

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Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

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When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)

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When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

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Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.