Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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When I am listening to my ipod in the car or on a bus, i always remove an earphone to check if i am breathing really loudly.

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

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Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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Tried to suck ur own penis

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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When I masturbate I trade hands often in fear that my penis may become crooked.

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I actually get stuck watching those rediculous infomercials late at night... Yeah - you're not alone. But no, I don't buy anything either... Lol.

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On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out

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feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.