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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.
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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....
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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.
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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.
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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.
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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family
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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish
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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.
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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.
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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.
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Like a toy until it breaks.
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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...
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Repeat the phrase "you too" after a comment someone makes that does not apply. Bob: happy birthday Jim Jim: you too bob. Awwww sh!t.
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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.
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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass
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I rehearse arguments in my head.
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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!
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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"
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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.
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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)
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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...
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When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.