Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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I have seen a UFO

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.

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After hearing a song, you think, oh i have never heard of that before, and then you start hearing it every single day....

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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I have one friend I always punch in the shoulder at least once when I see him.

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

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Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.