I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.

creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

This song will not come out of my head!

If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

KICK THE CAN

Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

not be afraid of hurricane sandy

Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.