I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

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Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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This song will not come out of my head!

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If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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KICK THE CAN

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.