No matter how complicated your shower is at home, you always find it much easier to work than other people's showers.

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When my soap is running low, I add water to it.

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eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

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I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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Pee in my work garbage can.

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when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.