When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Only use the left earphone.

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give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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Sex scene comes on TV while you are watching with your parents... Try to act normal... Fail.

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fap

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i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Dancing while hoovering

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If there's leaves on the ground and the wind picks it up and makes like swirls I put my arms out to make it seem I'm controlling the swirls.

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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I scratch the scabs on my head whenever im bored

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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I daydream about what would happen if my phone rang in public and I had a ringtone of a cool song and what people think about the song and if they think I'm cool for it, or if they see some sort of symbolic meaning in the song. I do this while pacing around my room listening to the song. I think about what people I know would think about certain lyrics in the song. I do this all the time.

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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Every time i take a drink from a cup, i rotate the cup so i never drink from the same place.

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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Whenever another person sitting next to me at school doesn't push their chair in when they get up to leave, I do it for them because it looks more orderly.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.