I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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Sometimes when I look at something up close, I alternate closing each eye and looking at the object from the other eye, then switch again. I do it really fast to make it look like that thing is moving. It's really entertaining.

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Make up a song to yourself.

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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Attempting to silently sneak a fart, then it erupts from your anus.

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Having small fingers and, regardless, still unable to click on the right thing when on the internet with a touch screen phone.

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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I can't trill my R's

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.