The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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I like to say really offensive and/and racist words when I'm on my own and no one can hear me. It just feels good to say things that I'm not allowed to.

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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When I am listening to my ipod in the car or on a bus, i always remove an earphone to check if i am breathing really loudly.

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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I have seen a UFO

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I want to suck on your penis

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.