I think about other women when having sex

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Go outside and pee.

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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I hate being called "buddy".

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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I can't brush my teeth and rinse in the sink right after I flush the toilet, for fear of it being connected somehow, and rinsing with my own piss.

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Boinked my neighbor

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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Automatically lie to your dentist when they ask if you floss

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When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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looking at the bottom when i meet foreigners talking among themselves... dang. no subtitles.

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.