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I cant ride a bike
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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)
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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.
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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)
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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.
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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours
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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it
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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka
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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.
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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~
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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"
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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.
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Sometimes when im sitting in class i start thinking how i would save the whole classroom if someone was to come in with a gun and start shooting.
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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.
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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol
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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.
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i take words i just read or said and sing them to the tune of a song
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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.
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while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening
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Sit there with my hand just resting down my pants casually when I'm alone. It's comfy!
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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.
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Laughing randomly because you remembered something that was funny earlier
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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head
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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.