rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.

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I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

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When I'm laying in bed, I make sure that my feet are covered and not hanging off the edge so that monsters don't eat them in my sleep.

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

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misread dig bick

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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smoke marijuana

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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Hate when you finish a cup of pudding or something like that and you don’t want to get up to put the spoon in the sink so you just leave it sitting in the cup but the spoon is too tall for the cup and it falls over.

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R A P E Children

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.