tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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Pee in the shower.

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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When I'm listening to my ipod on a road trip I look out the window longingly and pretend to be in a music video

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Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.