You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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KICK THE CAN

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.