Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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Whenever you are in a quiet room and are trying to eat a food that is very loud to chew (like chips) you try to chew slowly or alter your chewing style so noone will think your too loud

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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Get turned on lookin at my own butt

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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I daydream about what would happen if my phone rang in public and I had a ringtone of a cool song and what people think about the song and if they think I'm cool for it, or if they see some sort of symbolic meaning in the song. I do this while pacing around my room listening to the song. I think about what people I know would think about certain lyrics in the song. I do this all the time.

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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whenever I see those commercials where there is two people talking to each other but they constantly look at me it really irritates me

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wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.