stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.

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use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

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Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

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when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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i masturbate with my feet

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John

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hurting your foot and running around trying not to think of the pain!

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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Vote for the other guy

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.