I chew around the center of carrots.

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

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Masturbate while waiting for a game to load.

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.