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I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

I delete all notifications on my phone before i shut it off.

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...

Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

When looking for something you need, just walk in circles around the house until it appears.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.