When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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Poo really loud

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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When you tell yourself that this is the last page you'll read and end up reading three more.

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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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Do math in ur head at night to help you fall asleep.

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.

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RAPE CHILDREN

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.