my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

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Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking

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While listening to music, I imagine an insanely huge dance number to go along with it.

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sometimes i close my eyes and i rub them to see psychedelic drawings

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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Be a loner at school

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Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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misread flashlight

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.