Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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Every time I open a door, I shout out "Alohamora!" and then I open it.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

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wipe your hands on your pants

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whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.