Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

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cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.