I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

I can't brush my teeth and rinse in the sink right after I flush the toilet, for fear of it being connected somehow, and rinsing with my own piss.

Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

Every time I see my self in a mirror, I feel like I'm watching someone in a different dimension and make quick movements to see if they mess up.

tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

Pee sitting down so I dont have to aim

Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...

Sometimes i think i've been living a dream life, and one day im really gonna wake up in the middle of 9th grade math class and have to explain why i was sleeping on my desk and jerking off so much.

The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.