THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out

When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John

Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.

Having small fingers and, regardless, still unable to click on the right thing when on the internet with a touch screen phone.

wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.

seeing small spots in your eye (dust probably) and then chasing them with your eye trying to catch them

When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

Think that a movie is shorter after you watch it once or twice

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

test how many stares you can scale in one step

When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

I pass by closed doors quickly and at least as far away as the door seems like it can open, because I always feel like someone's going to burst out, hitting me in the face with the door.

I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.