Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.

listen to madonnas new album

When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

When the hero of a movie is drowning I hold my breath to see if I would survive.

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.

thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

i take words i just read or said and sing them to the tune of a song

When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.