Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

i masturbate with my feet

Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

hurting your foot and running around trying not to think of the pain!

I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

I can't trill my R's

sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

Give your neighbors names from movies.

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

waking up from an amazing/awesome dream and spend the rest of the day thinking up of new senarios to come after...

Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.

If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

I used to pretent my legs didn't work and pulled myself up the stairs with just my hands.

Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening

When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.