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I unlike Facebook pages if they spam my wall.
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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)
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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.
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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......
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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.
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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.
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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.
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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.
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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT
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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man
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the power to regenerate your appendix
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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.
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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.
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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.
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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.
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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me
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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better
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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.
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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...
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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person
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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......
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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.
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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.
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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....
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