try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.