Turn the Microwave off at 1 second

Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

Whenever I read creepy pastas and there is a picture after the story I get afraid to look at it than when I do I freak out thinking it's going to eat me. Than when I look at it I shout FUUUUUUU.. Than look at it some more and I burst out laughing seeing its a fucking dumb picture.

Open the fridge every 15 minutes, to see if there is anything new to eat.

watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

Reading a book and making the facial expressions it describes.

Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

Pee in the shower

Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.