reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

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After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.