get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

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Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

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wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

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clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

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When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

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When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

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When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.