Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

I talk to my pet when no one is home.

At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

Breathe.

When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

Pee in the shower

When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in

Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

hallo

try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.