sleep with your legs crossed like your meditating.

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Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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Lie in bed and wonder what happens whe you die, get depressed and come on this site for reassurance

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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Post on this website, then give yourself the first thumbs up to kick-start your success.

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

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I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.

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blow nose. look at kleenex.

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shag your mom

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.