When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.

Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me

When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

Go outside and pee.

in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

Moral: Damn I clicked on pointless super powers how did I get here! Moral: I wrote the "thing only I do" below :P

Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.