Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head

When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

Hate when you finish a cup of pudding or something like that and you don’t want to get up to put the spoon in the sink so you just leave it sitting in the cup but the spoon is too tall for the cup and it falls over.

pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.

Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.