Sleep with pillow between legs

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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I never feel bored

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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mentally scolding yourself for thinking something dirty just in case the person you're thinking about can read your thoughts

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.