Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

Turn the Microwave off at 1 second

Sit there with my hand just resting down my pants casually when I'm alone. It's comfy!

So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

I **** with no hands.

I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

think something you shouldn't, then stop thinking it, because someone might read your mind

Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.