If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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im going to RAPEEEE that girl

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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I give my own posts a thumbs up whenever I have the option and I know that it's anonymous.

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Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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Turn the Microwave off at 1 second

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.

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Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.

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I rape small children ;).

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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im going to rape that girl

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.