Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

Check the toilet paper after wiping your ass

I flip the pillow at night to feel the cool sensation.

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

Rapidly click the mouse when your computer is frozen, even though you know it won't do anything to help whatsoever.

I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

Use my phone to see what time it is

wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

I really like taking shits.

When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.