Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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When im alone i have a conversation with myself

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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I say my first name every night before I go to sleep because I want it to be the last thing I say before I die.

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.