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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.
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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.
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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep
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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better
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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.
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pee when you are dreaming haha lol
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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"
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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.
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I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.
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no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle
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Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.
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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.
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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line
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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.
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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.
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Every time I open a door, I shout out "Alohamora!" and then I open it.
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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.
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Wishing you could go back in time and do a situation over again, becuase you regret the stuff you did.
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im going to rape that girl
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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.
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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.
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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle
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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government
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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.