People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

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Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

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when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

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Absentmindedly rub your stomach while lying down watching or reading.

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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Pee sitting down so I dont have to aim

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when singing to music on my ipod, i sometimes pause the music to hear how loud I am singing.

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Open the microwave at 1 second left to pretend you're on a bomb squad.

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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Sometimes I wonder if my whole life is a hallucination and I'm actually in some padded room somewhere, talking to myself and staring into space while my real family mourns the fact that their daughter will never be able to live a real life...

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.