Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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When standing on the beach, I try to command the waves to stop.

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.