Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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I never feel bored

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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The older I get the more honest I get

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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Poo really loud

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.