TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

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I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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I like to play with the condensation on the outside of glasses, sometimes drawing in it, or just wiping it all off. I get half-way annoyed when it comes back, until I play with it again.

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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I mean Diana Ross.

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.