Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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I hate being called "buddy".

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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Laying in bed kind of hungry, knowing exactly what you want to eat, and going over all the steps involved (going all the way to the kitchen, making the food, cleaning up, going all the way back to your room, plus it's nighttime and something might get you) and trying to decide whether or not it's worth it to go eat now or just wait until you wake up.

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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Eat ice by itself

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.