When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.