When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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instinctively thumb down long posts without reading them.

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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jack off

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.