Poo really loud

Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

I have a phobia of incest

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

I think Frozen is an overrated film

Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

Drying yourself after the shower with a towl, wiping your ass dry and beeing scared when you dry other parts of your body you dont use the same part of the towl.

Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

make food scream if i chop them up.

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

It's hot but I still have on covers

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.