Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

Have to take the phone with you everytime to the bathroom

Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

I have always belived that I invented calling Target " Tar- jhay"

Math tests-doing all the work for a problem only to find out my answer is not any of the multiple choices.

When I'm home alone I open random doors to make sure nobodys there

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

Sitting down in the shower

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.