Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.