I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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Open the fridge every 15 minutes, to see if there is anything new to eat.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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KICK THE CAN

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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

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Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I can't trill my R's

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

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Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.