When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

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avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.

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Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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I really don't know what to do when i see a double post on here. I mean, i get that people like to do stuff with their feet when their in bed, but somehow al lot of these people do not find it enough to vote up an existing post.

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must have the tv volume set to an even number or feel weird

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My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

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When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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You remember something funny. You smile like an idiot. Everyone around thinks your weird for randomly smiling.

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.