The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

I like to say really offensive and/and racist words when I'm on my own and no one can hear me. It just feels good to say things that I'm not allowed to.

When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

When I am listening to my ipod in the car or on a bus, i always remove an earphone to check if i am breathing really loudly.

When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

I have seen a UFO

I want to suck on your penis

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.