I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

I Masturbate Daily.

When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

Poo really loud

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

I masturbate evenly with both hands so that my penis doesn't become crooked.

When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.