Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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When I'm walking at night, I put up my hood and grin evilly at passing cars so it'll scare the drivers if they see

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im going to RAPEEEE that girl

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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think something you shouldn't, then stop thinking it, because someone might read your mind

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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.