Being fat

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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.

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After texting someone, check your phone repeatedly to see if they responded

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dont turn my fan up so high cause i think its going to fall and slice me to bits -jesse

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I buy books and never read them and get mad at myself for doing so.

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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run inside after taking out the trash because a monster might be hiding in the big trash can

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.