Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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looking at the bottom when i meet foreigners talking among themselves... dang. no subtitles.

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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You pause while walking around your house when you're home alone because you think you heard a noise, but then realize it was just you walking.

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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Create a little story/scenario in your head abbout someone you like or want to meet, while lying to go to sleep.

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.