I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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Whenever I'm home alone, I dance and sing along to any commercial.

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im going to rape that girl

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every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.

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Play as both sides on fifa

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing us.

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Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.