Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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Make scary faces in the mirror and try to scare myself

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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Drying yourself after the shower with a towl, wiping your ass dry and beeing scared when you dry other parts of your body you dont use the same part of the towl.

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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.