use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

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A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

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pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

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run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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If I'm home alone, I tell myself good night when I am getting cozy in bed. I even use my name.

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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I control water in the shower.

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I stay vigilant while i shower in case killer/zombies come into my house..

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.