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Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.
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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.
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Put toilet paper in the toilet before i poop so the water dosent splash
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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.
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I get mad at characters on tv and i shoot the screen with my Nerf gun
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when singing to music on my ipod, i sometimes pause the music to hear how loud I am singing.
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When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.
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Turn the Microwave off at 1 second
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I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.
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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.
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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3
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Whenever someone is making a speech, I imagine them being taken out by a sniper mid-speech...
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Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.
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You pause while walking around your house when you're home alone because you think you heard a noise, but then realize it was just you walking.
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Sometimes I think the whole world is set up, and I feel like I'm living in some kind of Truman Show. I even sometimes say "I know you're there" to the moon.
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Sometimes I imagine what it would look like if I was seeing out of another person's eyes across from where I happen to be.
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When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.
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when i have to go down stairs at night, i have to sprint up the stairs in case there are ghosts/monsters never dangle my feet over the bed in case something tickles/touches them
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Rub boogers under the arm rest on the couch.
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I like to play with the condensation on the outside of glasses, sometimes drawing in it, or just wiping it all off. I get half-way annoyed when it comes back, until I play with it again.
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I light my pubes on fire instead of shaving them because they aren't as itchy that way.
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I pee in the shower.
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I wish I was born again, but I had all of the knowledge I have now.
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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.