I want to suck on your penis

My hoodie/jacket strings HAVE to be equal in length, or I pull them then restretch the hood out to make them even.

When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

Peeing in the shower

Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.