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When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.
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fall asleep in the shower.
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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."
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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.
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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.
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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!
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Made after doomsday plans
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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.
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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.
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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.
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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.
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sometimes i sing and when i do , i make drum sounds with my teeth and you know, all that stuff
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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"
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When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything
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saying long strings of unconnected words in your head and wondering if you just said something that noone else ever has
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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)
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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.
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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.
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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!
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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.
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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them
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Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.
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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.
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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.