Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.

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I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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When I die during an online game I try to cram as much food and drink in my mouth as I can before I respawn. If I have no food I roll all over the bed.

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.