Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

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When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

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think about all of the things you would do if you were the only person on earth

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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If no one else is home and you have to go to the bathroom, but you're invested in what you're doing on your laptop, you take it with you.

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.