Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

Make scary faces in the mirror and try to scare myself

sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.

Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

When standing on the beach, I try to command the waves to stop.

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

draw little triangles while coulouring in to make it seem that theres not so much work -jesse

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.