Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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Imagine yourself and friends as band members while listening to songs.

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Every time I switch pages on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com, I always end up reading If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there.

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The longer it takes me to find the light switch in the dark the more frantic and terrified I become.

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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Having a dream and forgetting it seconds later.

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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i masturbate with my feet

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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I constantly talk to myself.

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While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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I cover my webcam on my when I fap in fear that someone/something is watching.

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.