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Drinking and dialing people I dated.

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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When i need to poop i place toilet paper over the water so it doesn't splash up and hit my rectum.

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Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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I stand under my ceiling fan, looking up while spinning around to make it look still...

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.