when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"

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Wonder why there are sites like this.

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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Look an ugly person up and down and try to think of ways that they can improve how they look. ( clothing, hair, and makeup)

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Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.

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get bored so I fist myself for money

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.