get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

When no one is around I make sound effects for everything I do.

Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

think something you shouldn't, then stop thinking it, because someone might read your mind

to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it

Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

Look at the clock, then instantly forget what time it is and look again.

I pretend that someone can see through my eyes whenever I'm doing something cool, i guess so they think I'm cooler or something.

When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

When I'm in the shower i let the water run off my arms and fingers and pretend I'm a giant god of water sending torrents to the miniature people below.

I used to eat bath bubbles

Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.

When im alone i have a conversation with myself

I have tons of imaginary conversations in my head with people I know, but they never happen. It's worse when something funny happens in the imaginary conversation and I laugh to myself, and if someone notices I can't even say that I was remembering something because I wasn't, it had never happened...

Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

When I poop I pretend to make my wiener talk.

when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me

For some reason, I smile whenever I'm telling someone bad news or a sad story. I always try to not smile, but it doesn't work and I feel like a terrible person.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.