Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.

If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

Imagine yourself and friends as band members while listening to songs.

Every time I switch pages on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com, I always end up reading If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there.

The longer it takes me to find the light switch in the dark the more frantic and terrified I become.

Love feet. like LOVE feet.

Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

Having a dream and forgetting it seconds later.

Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

i would air drum even if theres no music playing

i masturbate with my feet

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

I constantly talk to myself.

While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.

fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

I cover my webcam on my when I fap in fear that someone/something is watching.

If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.