When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

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When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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When I masturbate I trade hands often in fear that my penis may become crooked.

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.