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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)
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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.
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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.
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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)
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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.
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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!
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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.
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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.
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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"
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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half
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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out
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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air
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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am
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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different
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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.
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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.
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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.
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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.
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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk
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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).
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Eat ice by itself
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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning
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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends
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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.
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