I will look up the definition of a word in a text message before I use it just incase I'm using it in the wrong context.

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When you stop to tie you shoe, you re-tie the other so one isnt tighter than the other.

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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When I die during an online game I try to cram as much food and drink in my mouth as I can before I respawn. If I have no food I roll all over the bed.

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Pretend I'm much more popular than I am with people who don't know my social life.

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Whenever i wear long sleeves i always hold onto the sleeves with my ring and pinkie fingers.

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Get that shiver when you're peeing.

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When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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Check the toilet paper after wiping your ass

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I can't get out of bed in the mornings unless the alarm clock reads 0 or 5.

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I always feel a little twinge of regret when I see "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service," because I know it's a lie.

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Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.

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when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.

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i run my 2 fingers across a wall like they're ninja feet when im happy.

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I dip my pizza crust in soda

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Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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Give a 'thumbs up' or a 'thumbs down' based strictly on how much you like the number it will change it to.

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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Sometimes I imagine how everyone would react if I died.

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When I see myself in the mirror, I have to make a funny face just to make sure my face still works.

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Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.