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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

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I meow when my cat meows.

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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Eat something to pass the time while I wait for my food in the microwave to be cooked.

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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You pause while walking around your house when you're home alone because you think you heard a noise, but then realize it was just you walking.

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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When I am listening to my ipod in the car or on a bus, i always remove an earphone to check if i am breathing really loudly.

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.