I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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Run up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way.

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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Made after doomsday plans

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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Eating a crunchy food while watching tv and turning up the volume little by little until its around 80% because you can't hear over the sound of your own chewing. Then later when you turn back on the tv you scare yourself because it's still at 80% and frantically try to turn it down with super speed before anyone hears you.

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

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When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

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Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.