when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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I can't piss with my shoes on.

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

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Sometimes I toot.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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Having gay sex

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.