I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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Have a dream with horribly unfortunate events (like having an amputation or being in prison) waking up from said dream and saying something like, "Good thing that was a dream, don't know what I'd do if that was real"

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Look at the clock, then instantly forget what time it is and look again.

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

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My most intimate moments are constantly interrupted by the same thought..."oh, God...what if there is a secret security cam in here...CUT TO: oh God...can my dead grandparents see me now????"

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.