whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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I want to suck on your penis

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.

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Turn on Fox News and wonder if I'm watching a bad comedy routine or news reporting.

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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Breathe.

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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Repeat the phrase "you too" after a comment someone makes that does not apply. Bob: happy birthday Jim Jim: you too bob. Awwww sh!t.

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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ASMR

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.