Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

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When looking for something you need, just walk in circles around the house until it appears.

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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i masturbate with my feet

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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sit in the shower

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.