- Things You Think Only You Do

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

humiliating little girls

I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

bounce when your tip toeing.

worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.