When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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Say 'WED', 'NES' and 'DAY' slowly in your head when spelling Wednesday.

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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I dip my pizza crust in soda

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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I push the door open with my stomach

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.