I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

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when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.

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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

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Spend way too much time on this website cause it makes you feel normal

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I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

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Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.