I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.

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listen to madonnas new album

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When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

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think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

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When the hero of a movie is drowning I hold my breath to see if I would survive.

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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i take words i just read or said and sing them to the tune of a song

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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wipe your hands on your pants

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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Having small fingers and, regardless, still unable to click on the right thing when on the internet with a touch screen phone.

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.