Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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I am a BIG TIME movie talker. I always ask questions that people obviously don’t know the answer to like, “Where is he going?” “I thought they were friends?” “Wait.. Is she mad?” “Is that guy the killer?” Although people seem to tolerate me, I do promise that it is completely on accident. I don’t even realize I do it. –Ikka.

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.