Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

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I have always belived that I invented calling Target " Tar- jhay"

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get bored so I fist myself for money

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

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Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.