after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

Think "When are we ever going to use this in our life?" while sitting bored in school.

When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

saying long strings of unconnected words in your head and wondering if you just said something that noone else ever has

I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts

Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

Type in "Things you think only you do" then feel better that alot of people do the same stupid or smart things.

working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.