when you bleed you suck your own blood

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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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I read the down voted posts

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.