turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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When I'm scared in the shower sing

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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sing like a pro in da shower

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.