Try to see nipples through body paint.

Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

Doing something really embarrassing in public and thinking "Doesn't matter, I'll never see these people again.".

If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

I can't trill my R's

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

incognito mode on google chrome

chewing icecream before you swallow it

While listening to songs, your always thinking of a situation to go along with it.

Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

I don't read the terms of service.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.