Sometimes I wonder if my whole life is a hallucination and I'm actually in some padded room somewhere, talking to myself and staring into space while my real family mourns the fact that their daughter will never be able to live a real life...

Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

Whenever I read creepy pastas and there is a picture after the story I get afraid to look at it than when I do I freak out thinking it's going to eat me. Than when I look at it I shout FUUUUUUU.. Than look at it some more and I burst out laughing seeing its a fucking dumb picture.

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

i masturbate with my feet

Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

when i am in a long car ride i look out the window and imagine im in a sad music video

When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

i run my 2 fingers across a wall like they're ninja feet when im happy.

When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

mentally scolding yourself for thinking something dirty just in case the person you're thinking about can read your thoughts

think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.

When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.