Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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Create a little story/scenario in your head abbout someone you like or want to meet, while lying to go to sleep.

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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I was the real Stig...

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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I buy books and never read them and get mad at myself for doing so.

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Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

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while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening

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A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

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when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.