I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

When I was younger I would image a band that played the songs on the radio that was strapped to the roof of the car during long car rides.

After texting someone, check your phone repeatedly to see if they responded

See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

incognito mode on google chrome

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

Realising that there are ASSHOLES posting dumb shit on this site.

Go outside and pee.

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

Lie in bed and wonder what happens whe you die, get depressed and come on this site for reassurance

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.