I hold my breath in elevators

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.

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I click my teeth to music

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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SOMETIMES I SHIT ON MY HAND.... IN THE SHOWER

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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"Oh, that was a messed up thought, probably shouldn't think about it again or something worse because---GODDAMN IT."

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Sitting down in the shower

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.