I chew around the center of carrots.

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Do somthing only you do

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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Lie in bed and wonder what happens whe you die, get depressed and come on this site for reassurance

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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i see almost everything as a sign

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.