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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.
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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.
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get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky
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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.
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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.
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When I masturbate I trade hands often in fear that my penis may become crooked.
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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.
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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up
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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move
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blow nose. look at kleenex.
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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.
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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup
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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.
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make south park refferences every day
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Always coming up with a really great comeback in my head 5 seconds too late. And then playing out what would have happened if I had said it.
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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...
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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.
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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com
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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.
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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.
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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.
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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.
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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?
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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.