After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

When I'm home alone I open random doors to make sure nobodys there

When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

I used to eat bath bubbles

Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

I wonder if we're actually just dolls and are being controlled by some little girl in her little doll house ....

I pretend that someone can see through my eyes whenever I'm doing something cool, i guess so they think I'm cooler or something.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.