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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time
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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.
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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings
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Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.
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I think about life problems in the shower
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My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l
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when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose
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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.
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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.
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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.
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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.
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When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.
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After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass
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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling
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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.
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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.
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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.
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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.
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hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.
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When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.
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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.
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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with
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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.
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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.
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A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.