Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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When I eat potato chips, I lick each side to make sure the really salty part is down.

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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When no one's at home, the house turns into an action movie set. Going to my room turns into sprinting up the stairs and purposely stumbling to give the effect that bombs are going off. And always make it to the room in time to hop on the last helicopter out of the jungle.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.