Go through funny pictures and memes on Facebook, and then accidently miss one and ten when you click to go back you have to go through like 5 more to get back to the one you want.

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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I vote thumb dlown the ones that i dong like

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.