Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

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Make scary faces in the mirror and try to scare myself

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

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When standing on the beach, I try to command the waves to stop.

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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draw little triangles while coulouring in to make it seem that theres not so much work -jesse

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.