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Realising that there are ASSHOLES posting dumb shit on this site.

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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal

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When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc

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When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.