Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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stand in front of a mirror with your headphones in, and lip sync the words of the song playing to pretend you are singing in a music video

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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Sometimes I think the whole world is set up, and I feel like I'm living in some kind of Truman Show. I even sometimes say "I know you're there" to the moon.

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When I'm in a car holding a handheld device (iPod, Cell Phone, etc.) I have a feeling I will randomly throw it out the open window. I would never do this, but I'm still afraid I might.

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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Mayada stupid

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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Do somthing only you do

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me

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I imagine myself dying in the worst possible way more than once a day. I don't know...today, I was driving on a bridge and all I could picture was it collapsing and falling onto me, When I'm lying in bed, I imagine my ceiling fan toppling me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.