- Things You Think Only You Do

Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

Check the time on my cell phone, put it back in my pocket. Dammit, didn't see the time. Check it again.

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

After hearing a song, you think, oh i have never heard of that before, and then you start hearing it every single day....

Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.