you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

My most intimate moments are constantly interrupted by the same thought..."oh, God...what if there is a secret security cam in here...CUT TO: oh God...can my dead grandparents see me now????"

Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

Waking up from a dream that you thought was real life, and thinking,man i wish that was real...

When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out

Locking your pet in the room and forcing it to spend time with you.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.