On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

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I flip the pillow at night to feel the cool sensation.

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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use the shower water running of my arms and hands to shoot off random hairs inside the shower

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.

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I buy books and never read them and get mad at myself for doing so.

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If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

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every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.