I translate (parts of) songs into different languages in my head. I try to do it as good as possible.

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

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When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

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I unlike Facebook pages if they spam my wall.

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

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take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

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Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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Have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum.

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

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i cant fall asleep unless i suck my thumb...

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.