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Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.
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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.
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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night
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I light my pubes on fire instead of shaving them because they aren't as itchy that way.
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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear
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Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand
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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.
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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.
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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one
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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.
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Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.
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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world
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in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.
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I like to watch lava lamps heat up
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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky
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Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.
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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11
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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.
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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine
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Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.
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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.
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I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.