Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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Give your neighbors names from movies.

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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waking up from an amazing/awesome dream and spend the rest of the day thinking up of new senarios to come after...

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Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.

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If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

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I used to pretent my legs didn't work and pulled myself up the stairs with just my hands.

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Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

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while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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Poo really loud

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Sex scene comes on TV while you are watching with your parents... Try to act normal... Fail.

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.