acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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When I'm about to go to the bathroom, I think of a million things that I have to do and try to do them all before I pee my pants.

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

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A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

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Fall asleep at night fantasizing about how you wish life situations would play out.

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Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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I sleep in the nude.

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lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.