When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

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When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in

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Think about what you're going to tell your kids about your childhood when you grow-up.

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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Fart at home

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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I read the down voted posts

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.