Whenever another person sitting next to me at school doesn't push their chair in when they get up to leave, I do it for them because it looks more orderly.

I rehearse arguments in my head.

Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

When you tell yourself that this is the last page you'll read and end up reading three more.

Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

ASMR

I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...

Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

Walking around store and store clerk asks are you finding everything ok..and you reply yes and you...

ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.