avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

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play with a laser pointer and pretend its a lightsaber

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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Tried to suck ur own penis

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whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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When I have headphones in, I wonder if my swallowing is extremely loud for everyone else too.

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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Kick the fallen ice cube underneath the fridge

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.