After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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When I'm home alone I open random doors to make sure nobodys there

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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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I wonder if we're actually just dolls and are being controlled by some little girl in her little doll house ....

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I pretend that someone can see through my eyes whenever I'm doing something cool, i guess so they think I'm cooler or something.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.