Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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Sometimes I imagine what it would look like if I was seeing out of another person's eyes across from where I happen to be.

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Try and accomplish something before the timer on the microwave beeps :)

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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Cough and shift my feet a lot when someone comes into the public bathroom so they know someone is in the stall and won't walk in on me.

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Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.

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Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.

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invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

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Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

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Waking up from a dream that you thought was real life, and thinking,man i wish that was real...

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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.