you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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My most intimate moments are constantly interrupted by the same thought..."oh, God...what if there is a secret security cam in here...CUT TO: oh God...can my dead grandparents see me now????"

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

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If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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Waking up from a dream that you thought was real life, and thinking,man i wish that was real...

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

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Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out

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Locking your pet in the room and forcing it to spend time with you.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.