Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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Locking your pet in the room and forcing it to spend time with you.

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Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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Tape your dick to your leg to fit into tight pants

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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Pee in the shower

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.