I want to suck on your penis

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My hoodie/jacket strings HAVE to be equal in length, or I pull them then restretch the hood out to make them even.

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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Peeing in the shower

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.