Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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Open the fridge every 15 minutes, to see if there is anything new to eat.

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.