Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

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Go outside and pee.

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

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Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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Have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum.

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I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

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Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

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look at bins as i walk past them

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

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when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.