Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.

RAPE CHILDREN

After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

I have tons of imaginary conversations in my head with people I know, but they never happen. It's worse when something funny happens in the imaginary conversation and I laugh to myself, and if someone notices I can't even say that I was remembering something because I wasn't, it had never happened...

Eating chicken at KFC.

Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.