When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.