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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted
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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home
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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.
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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka
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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.
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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.
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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results
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YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!
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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it
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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny
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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.
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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.
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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.
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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......
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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.
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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.
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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.
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log off the internet then think of something and go back on
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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine
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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.
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I lift my butt when I'm farting
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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.
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When I have headphones in, I wonder if my swallowing is extremely loud for everyone else too.
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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.