read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.