Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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listen to madonnas new album

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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Pretend that i don't care about my birthday when i actually can't wait to see what present people will get me and get terribly excited everytime someone text me

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.