right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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"Oh, that was a messed up thought, probably shouldn't think about it again or something worse because---GODDAMN IT."

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.