Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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Walking around store and store clerk asks are you finding everything ok..and you reply yes and you...

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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sleep with your legs crossed like your meditating.

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

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Find yourself alone at a party/gathering of some sort... Pretend to send a text to make people think you're not a loner.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.