- Things You Think Only You Do

I wish I was born again, but I had all of the knowledge I have now.

Whenever I'm home alone, I dance and sing along to any commercial.

When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.

When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

When I'm home alone I open random doors to make sure nobodys there

When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

close the fridge door really slowly just so you can see the light turn off

When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.