My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Hate when you finish a cup of pudding or something like that and you don’t want to get up to put the spoon in the sink so you just leave it sitting in the cup but the spoon is too tall for the cup and it falls over.

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....

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Set Fire to the Rain

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apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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I like to poo while smoking.

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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My parents are annoying.

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Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.