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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.
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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time
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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.
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Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.
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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.
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Thinking your life is a movie...
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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.
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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.
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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?
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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.
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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.
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i run my 2 fingers across a wall like they're ninja feet when im happy.
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When out I like to "people watch."
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check shower for murder then pee
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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!
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get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky
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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.
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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.
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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.
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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.
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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"
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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...
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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump
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When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.