I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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I dip my pizza crust in soda

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When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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i smoke weed all day.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.