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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.
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When I say, "What?" after understanding exactly what someone said.
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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.
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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.
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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.
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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.
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Save more than once on your favourite game.
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chew on the side of my teeth
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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.
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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.
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wipe your hands on your pants
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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it
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I click my teeth to music
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Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)
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When I see someone I know walking toward me as I'm walking toward them from a long way away, I pretend I don't see them until we're right on top of each other, then, miraculously discovering them, I smile and say, "Hi".
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Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.
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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.
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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .
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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better
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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2
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Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.
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Stab myself on a daily basis
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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.
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I really enjoy self-pity.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.