Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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Absentmindedly rub your stomach while lying down watching or reading.

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.