I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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Whenever I read creepy pastas and there is a picture after the story I get afraid to look at it than when I do I freak out thinking it's going to eat me. Than when I look at it I shout FUUUUUUU.. Than look at it some more and I burst out laughing seeing its a fucking dumb picture.

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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Say 'WED', 'NES' and 'DAY' slowly in your head when spelling Wednesday.

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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I like to say really offensive and/and racist words when I'm on my own and no one can hear me. It just feels good to say things that I'm not allowed to.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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I wonder if we're actually just dolls and are being controlled by some little girl in her little doll house ....

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

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I read the down voted posts

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.