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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.
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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble
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I **** with no hands.
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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o
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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o
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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.
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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.
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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.
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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower
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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S
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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others
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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.
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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower
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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air
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If I have a black surface I scratch my dandruff onto and make a dandruff galaxy.
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Pee in the shower
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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.
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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.
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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.
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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"
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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.
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I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.