read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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Reading a book and making the facial expressions it describes.

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

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When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

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Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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I twist my pubes into little spikes when I pee.

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.