When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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Boinked my neighbor

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.