Sometimes when I look in the mirror I mouth common words and phrases, just to see what it looks like when I talk to other people.

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Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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I have always belived that I invented calling Target " Tar- jhay"

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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I stand under my ceiling fan, looking up while spinning around to make it look still...

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almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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i take words i just read or said and sing them to the tune of a song

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.