- Things You Think Only You Do

think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

If I hear a noise, it obviously means there is a monster somewhere in/near my bedroom and the sheets will protect me as long as they cover up to my chin.

I have tons of imaginary conversations in my head with people I know, but they never happen. It's worse when something funny happens in the imaginary conversation and I laugh to myself, and if someone notices I can't even say that I was remembering something because I wasn't, it had never happened...

When the hero of a movie is drowning I hold my breath to see if I would survive.

Get that shiver when you're peeing.

I can't get out of bed in the mornings unless the alarm clock reads 0 or 5.

Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.

lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

sometimes, i smell my own farts.

Sit there with my hand just resting down my pants casually when I'm alone. It's comfy!

Sometimes I wonder if my whole life is a hallucination and I'm actually in some padded room somewhere, talking to myself and staring into space while my real family mourns the fact that their daughter will never be able to live a real life...

Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.

Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

Create a little story/scenario in your head abbout someone you like or want to meet, while lying to go to sleep.

to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it

When I die during an online game I try to cram as much food and drink in my mouth as I can before I respawn. If I have no food I roll all over the bed.

whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

Think the "D" in the Disney logo was actually a "G", and realized that thought process at an age to embarassing to divulge to complete strangers on the internet.

Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.

While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.

While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.

Turn the Microwave off at 1 second

During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.