I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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Giving my dog a massage.

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

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I can't trill my R's

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.