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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.
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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials
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Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.
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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Run up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way.
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Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles
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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?
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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.
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If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.
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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.
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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything
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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.
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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!
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fap
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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.
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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...
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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.
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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them
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My most intimate moments are constantly interrupted by the same thought..."oh, God...what if there is a secret security cam in here...CUT TO: oh God...can my dead grandparents see me now????"
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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.
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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o
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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.
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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.