When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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I put big spaces in between comments

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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Say what even when u heard someone

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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Check your analog watch, wait for it to strike a minute, then look away and try to count 60 seconds out in your head before you look again. However many seconds you were away is your new record.

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

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After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.