My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

Wondering who would cry at your funeral

when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.

when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

Pee in the shower

to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

Have a dream with horribly unfortunate events (like having an amputation or being in prison) waking up from said dream and saying something like, "Good thing that was a dream, don't know what I'd do if that was real"

when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me

Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.