sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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Have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum.

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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Someone asks you "what's up" and you awkwardly reply "good".

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

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Pretending you're in a tribute band when you listen to a song.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.