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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.
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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.
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If I have a black surface I scratch my dandruff onto and make a dandruff galaxy.
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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.
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I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem
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I post morals under every one of my new comments. Moral: Duh, I am moral man ffs! What do you expect! Its awesome! If things go at this phase I will be a celebrity in... hmm... in never!
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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep
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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass
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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.
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I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.
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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"
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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.
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I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.
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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?
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Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.
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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.
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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.
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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.
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Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.
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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.
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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well
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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking
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Ur mum
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I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.