Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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Pee in the shower

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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Get freaked out when door bell or phone rings when you are doing something you are not supposed to.

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.