Sometimes I toot.

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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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Whenever I'm home alone, I dance and sing along to any commercial.

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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When I'm laying in bed, I make sure that my feet are covered and not hanging off the edge so that monsters don't eat them in my sleep.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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Giving my dog a massage.

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When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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Say 'WED', 'NES' and 'DAY' slowly in your head when spelling Wednesday.

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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I dip my pizza crust in soda

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.