Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.

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Squeezing my cat's face back so it looks Chinese.

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Someone asks you "what's up" and you awkwardly reply "good".

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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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Do math in ur head at night to help you fall asleep.

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When the hero of a movie is drowning I hold my breath to see if I would survive.

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I always feel a little twinge of regret when I see "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service," because I know it's a lie.

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Turn the Microwave off at 1 second

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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Whenever I read creepy pastas and there is a picture after the story I get afraid to look at it than when I do I freak out thinking it's going to eat me. Than when I look at it I shout FUUUUUUU.. Than look at it some more and I burst out laughing seeing its a fucking dumb picture.

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Open the fridge every 15 minutes, to see if there is anything new to eat.

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

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When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

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Reading a book and making the facial expressions it describes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.