Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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I hate being called "buddy".

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Eat ice by itself

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Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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Your mom

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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Go outside and pee.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.