if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.

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Make scary faces in the mirror and try to scare myself

Watch the same movies over and over

I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

sing in the shower

Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.