When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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close the fridge door really slowly just so you can see the light turn off

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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When I have headphones in, I wonder if my swallowing is extremely loud for everyone else too.

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.