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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!
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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.
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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"
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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.
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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing
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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.
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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.
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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.
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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!
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I have always belived that I invented calling Target " Tar- jhay"
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Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened
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I have one friend I always punch in the shoulder at least once when I see him.
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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.
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ASMR
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Avoid as many television commercials as I can
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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.
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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.
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When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.
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I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.
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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !
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I think about life problems in the shower
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I wonder why people were happy after the last election
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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.
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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.