being super bored at school

Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

Giving my dog a massage.

Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

pull out a flies wings and let it go

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

sing in the shower

When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.