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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.
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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.
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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.
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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.
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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"
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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.
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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.
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Post on this website, then give yourself the first thumbs up to kick-start your success.
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When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.
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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.
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I approach balcony ledges with my feet firmly planted, just in case a random person decides to come pick me up and throw me off the balcony.
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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower
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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.
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become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.
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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.
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every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse
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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.
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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.
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I wonder if sport games are rigged?
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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.
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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them
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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump
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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.
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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.