google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

When I walk into the bathroom and the lid of toilet is closed, I always get slightly nervous to lift it up and see into the toilet. I'm always thinking there'll be something disgusting or scary in there.

I wonder why people were happy after the last election

Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

Sometimes I think the whole world is set up, and I feel like I'm living in some kind of Truman Show. I even sometimes say "I know you're there" to the moon.

On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

wonder who wrote these things

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.