Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

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Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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Kick the fallen ice cube underneath the fridge

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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shag your mom

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Open the microwave at 1 second left to pretend you're on a bomb squad.

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i cant fall asleep unless i suck my thumb...

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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k. everyone

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.