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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.
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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.
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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?
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Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.
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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.
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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.
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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.
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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <
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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry
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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.
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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line
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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.
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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!
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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"
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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.
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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad
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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!
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When I walk the streets after getting a new haircut, I think everybody's staring at me and thinking "oh my god she got a new haircut" eventhough they didn't know me before.
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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you
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Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.
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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"
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Whenever I read creepy pastas and there is a picture after the story I get afraid to look at it than when I do I freak out thinking it's going to eat me. Than when I look at it I shout FUUUUUUU.. Than look at it some more and I burst out laughing seeing its a fucking dumb picture.
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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.