i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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when i am in a long car ride i look out the window and imagine im in a sad music video

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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when i realise for example that my shoes are stinking i get really paranoid and try to cover them under the table or something because i feel that everyone is thinking about it or is covering their nose or stuff

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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

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If I hear a noise, it obviously means there is a monster somewhere in/near my bedroom and the sheets will protect me as long as they cover up to my chin.

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.