i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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Have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum.

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I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

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Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

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look at bins as i walk past them

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

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when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

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I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

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Drinking and dialing people I dated.

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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When I'm scared in the shower sing

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When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

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masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

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I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.