LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Run back into your room when your microwaving something

I get mad at characters on tv and i shoot the screen with my Nerf gun

Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

Like a toy until it breaks.

Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

ASMR

read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.