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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.
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Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly
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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.
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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.
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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.
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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!
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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.
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Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)
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Hate Skydoesminecraft.
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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.
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When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.
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I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now
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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.
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Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.
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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.
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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.
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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.
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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?
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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.
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Locking your pet in the room and forcing it to spend time with you.
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While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.
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When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.
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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention
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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.