Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

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When I'm listening to my ipod on a road trip I look out the window longingly and pretend to be in a music video

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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

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I rape small children ;).

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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Play as both sides on fifa

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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No matter how complicated your shower is at home, you always find it much easier to work than other people's showers.

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.