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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

when someone says something like 'it's too late' i always start singing 'to apologizeeeeee' even though i think people are annoyed of me always singing along to their sentences and changing the meaning, but i just cannot stop it

I really like taking shits.

When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

misread flashlight

I gotta get down of Friday

Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

I don't read the terms of service.

turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.