Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

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When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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I sleep in the nude.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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When i need to poop i place toilet paper over the water so it doesn't splash up and hit my rectum.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.