Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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saying long strings of unconnected words in your head and wondering if you just said something that noone else ever has

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

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Whenever someone is making a speech, I imagine them being taken out by a sniper mid-speech...

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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I mean Diana Ross.

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.