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when i watch tv and it cuts to break, if i hear someone on the tv tell me not to change the chanel, ill say "u cant tell me what to do!" and then ill change it.
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I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.
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when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again
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Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos
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While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.
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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.
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I laugh easier when im with someone
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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay
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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.
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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.
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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these
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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.
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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone
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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!
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Sometimes I think the whole world is set up, and I feel like I'm living in some kind of Truman Show. I even sometimes say "I know you're there" to the moon.
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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.
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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.
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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.
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When I'm about to go to the bathroom, I think of a million things that I have to do and try to do them all before I pee my pants.
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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know
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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.
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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.
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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.