When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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I unlike Facebook pages if they spam my wall.

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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Squeezing my cat's face back so it looks Chinese.

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

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When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.