When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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Write things in the air with my finger, and then erase the words with my hand.

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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Sometimes I toot.

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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I always cry when I pray.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.