Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

I chew my ice cream.

Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

I have an irrational fear of sloths

Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening

I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.