When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.