LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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I get mad at characters on tv and i shoot the screen with my Nerf gun

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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ASMR

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.