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Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.
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If there's leaves on the ground and the wind picks it up and makes like swirls I put my arms out to make it seem I'm controlling the swirls.
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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.
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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????
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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.
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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.
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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good
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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds
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I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart
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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.
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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs
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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.
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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.
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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer
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when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.
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When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything
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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .
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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.
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I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.
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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings
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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up
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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.