Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

When I see interactive ads on webpages ( "Shoot 5 iPhones And Get One Free!" type of windows ), I feel compelled to finish the task, even though I KNOW it's going to open a pop-up and waste 10 seconds of my life.

I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

Sometimes i think i've been living a dream life, and one day im really gonna wake up in the middle of 9th grade math class and have to explain why i was sleeping on my desk and jerking off so much.

If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

i would air drum even if theres no music playing

i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

I can't get out of bed in the mornings unless the alarm clock reads 0 or 5.

use the shower water running of my arms and hands to shoot off random hairs inside the shower

When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

When i need to poop i place toilet paper over the water so it doesn't splash up and hit my rectum.

have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.