when someone goes underwater in a movie I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived in that situation, I almost died during Finding Nemo

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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i take words i just read or said and sing them to the tune of a song

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.

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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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While listening to music, I imagine an insanely huge dance number to go along with it.

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.