sing like a pro in da shower

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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Post on this website, then give yourself the first thumbs up to kick-start your success.

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

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I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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Go through funny pictures and memes on Facebook, and then accidently miss one and ten when you click to go back you have to go through like 5 more to get back to the one you want.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.