When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

I put big spaces in between comments

When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

Say what even when u heard someone

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

Check your analog watch, wait for it to strike a minute, then look away and try to count 60 seconds out in your head before you look again. However many seconds you were away is your new record.

Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.