I always cry when I pray.

i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.