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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side
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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.
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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time
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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!
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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.
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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."
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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''
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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen
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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.
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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.
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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.
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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen
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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.
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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.
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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..
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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.
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KICK THE CAN
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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).
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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.
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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me
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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?
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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.
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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces
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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.