i see almost everything as a sign

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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The older I get the more honest I get

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.