- Things You Think Only You Do

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

I talk to myself when I'm alone

make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

speak proper english

When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

Think "When are we ever going to use this in our life?" while sitting bored in school.

in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

Laying in bed kind of hungry, knowing exactly what you want to eat, and going over all the steps involved (going all the way to the kitchen, making the food, cleaning up, going all the way back to your room, plus it's nighttime and something might get you) and trying to decide whether or not it's worth it to go eat now or just wait until you wake up.

Cough and shift my feet a lot when someone comes into the public bathroom so they know someone is in the stall and won't walk in on me.

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.