Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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Sometimes when I look at something up close, I alternate closing each eye and looking at the object from the other eye, then switch again. I do it really fast to make it look like that thing is moving. It's really entertaining.

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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chew on the side of my teeth

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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Play Minecraft

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.