My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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Pee in the shower

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to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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Have a dream with horribly unfortunate events (like having an amputation or being in prison) waking up from said dream and saying something like, "Good thing that was a dream, don't know what I'd do if that was real"

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when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

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I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.