- Things You Think Only You Do

sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....

Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.

expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

I always feel a little twinge of regret when I see "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service," because I know it's a lie.

I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

Tear up when I poop

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

I sleep in my underpants every single night

Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

fap

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.