Fart at home

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

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When you stop to tie you shoe, you re-tie the other so one isnt tighter than the other.

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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Walking around store and store clerk asks are you finding everything ok..and you reply yes and you...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.