Take baths

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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Think about what you're going to tell your kids about your childhood when you grow-up.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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Pick giant boogers and eat them.

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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I make all the faces on my money face the same way.

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.