type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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You remember something funny. You smile like an idiot. Everyone around thinks your weird for randomly smiling.

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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hate Justin Bieber

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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I was the real Stig...

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I avoid closing my eyes in the shower in case ghosts/monsters/zombies get me.

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Pretend that i don't care about my birthday when i actually can't wait to see what present people will get me and get terribly excited everytime someone text me

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Open the fridge every 15 minutes, to see if there is anything new to eat.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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When I'm home alone I open random doors to make sure nobodys there

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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i cant fall asleep unless i suck my thumb...

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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Have a dream with horribly unfortunate events (like having an amputation or being in prison) waking up from said dream and saying something like, "Good thing that was a dream, don't know what I'd do if that was real"

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whenever im getting a haircut, i feel as if the barber can see my embarrassing and private thoughts.

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blink

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.