I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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I piss in the bed every night

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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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I can't piss with my shoes on.

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

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Sometimes I toot.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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Having gay sex

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.