Whenever I am in a conversation with someone, be it a family member, close friend, or stranger, I nearly always imagine either starting a random brawl with them for no reason (i.e. punching them in the face) or making out with them or something, neither of which I would ever consider doing. Am I alone?

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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Give a 'thumbs up' or a 'thumbs down' based strictly on how much you like the number it will change it to.

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When I'm opening my locker lock, I try to beat the person next to me.

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I get creeped out if I haven't looked at a clock in a while and when I finally do it reads 9:11

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i smoke weed all day.

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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When I die during an online game I try to cram as much food and drink in my mouth as I can before I respawn. If I have no food I roll all over the bed.

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When I see myself in the mirror, I have to make a funny face just to make sure my face still works.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

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I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

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Eat pizza backwards because the crust isn't as good as the cheese part and I want to get that over with.

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Change the channel during commercials when you have the remote, when you don't you go insane and say "TURN IT BACK WE'LL MISS THE START!!!"

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When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

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Pretend I'm much more popular than I am with people who don't know my social life.

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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Sometimes I wonder if my whole life is a hallucination and I'm actually in some padded room somewhere, talking to myself and staring into space while my real family mourns the fact that their daughter will never be able to live a real life...

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it

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When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.