i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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Sometimes I imagine what it would look like if I was seeing out of another person's eyes across from where I happen to be.

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Try and accomplish something before the timer on the microwave beeps :)

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.