Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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On a calendar search for the picture on your birthday month

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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

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Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.