i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

Have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum.

I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

look at bins as i walk past them

I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

Drinking and dialing people I dated.

in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

When I'm scared in the shower sing

When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.