Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.

After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

Type in "Things you think only you do" then feel better that alot of people do the same stupid or smart things.

When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

jack off

masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.