- Things You Think Only You Do

Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.

You pause while walking around your house when you're home alone because you think you heard a noise, but then realize it was just you walking.

Sometimes I think the whole world is set up, and I feel like I'm living in some kind of Truman Show. I even sometimes say "I know you're there" to the moon.

Sometimes I imagine what it would look like if I was seeing out of another person's eyes across from where I happen to be.

When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.

when i have to go down stairs at night, i have to sprint up the stairs in case there are ghosts/monsters never dangle my feet over the bed in case something tickles/touches them

Rub boogers under the arm rest on the couch.

I like to play with the condensation on the outside of glasses, sometimes drawing in it, or just wiping it all off. I get half-way annoyed when it comes back, until I play with it again.

I light my pubes on fire instead of shaving them because they aren't as itchy that way.

I pee in the shower.

I wish I was born again, but I had all of the knowledge I have now.

see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

Fill up a glass, drink half, then fill it up again.

Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

No matter how complicated your shower is at home, you always find it much easier to work than other people's showers.

When I'm listening to my ipod on a road trip I look out the window longingly and pretend to be in a music video

must have the tv volume set to an even number or feel weird

If I see a shriveled, dried leaf while walking along the sidewalk I am compelled to step on it and make it crunch.

Whenever another person sitting next to me at school doesn't push their chair in when they get up to leave, I do it for them because it looks more orderly.

Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

I scratch and sniff.

Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.

I scratch the scabs on my head whenever im bored

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.