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When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.
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When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John
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I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.
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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.
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When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon
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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.
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Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?
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When I masturbate I trade hands often in fear that my penis may become crooked.
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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time
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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."
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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.
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I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.
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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half
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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.
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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"
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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.
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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.
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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.
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Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.
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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day
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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.
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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.
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