When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

Believing in the kindness of strangers

look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

My parents are annoying.

Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.