Open the fridge, nothing there, close fridge, open again just to make sure nothing has magically appeared

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I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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Rapidly click the mouse when your computer is frozen, even though you know it won't do anything to help whatsoever.

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

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RAPE CHILDREN

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find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.