When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming

When I have a really good dream, and I wake up and realize it was a dream, I try to fall back asleep and re-visit the dream.

Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

Before I go to bed at night, I close the closet door so the monsters inside don't come get me while I'm sleeping.

Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

I delete all notifications on my phone before i shut it off.

In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

I never read the Terms of Service. I just click "OK"

suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

sing in the shower

The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

I know how to type a ¿

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.