Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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If I'm home alone, I tell myself good night when I am getting cozy in bed. I even use my name.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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Think a really Fu**ed up thought in your head, and then get mad at your brain for even coming up with it, and finally trying to think really nice thoughts to make up for it.

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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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call someone by a siblings name.

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.