When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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When I'm scared in the shower sing

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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When I'm in a hurry I brush my teeth while peeing because I think it saves time.

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

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I twist my pubes into little spikes when I pee.

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.