Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

Sitting down in the shower

look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

I always cry when I pray.

After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.