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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.
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I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.
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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.
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When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!
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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar
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If there's leaves on the ground and the wind picks it up and makes like swirls I put my arms out to make it seem I'm controlling the swirls.
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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.
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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.
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I Masturbate Daily.
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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open
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Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.
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must have the tv volume set to an even number or feel weird
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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.
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My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.
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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...
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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.
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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real
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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep
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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?
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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.