always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

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If I hear a noise, it obviously means there is a monster somewhere in/near my bedroom and the sheets will protect me as long as they cover up to my chin.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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Having a dream and forgetting it seconds later.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.