Videotape my mother in the shower.

Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

When my soap is running low, I add water to it.

Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

Locking your pet in the room and forcing it to spend time with you.

Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

I'm constantly struck with this odd sensation that I didn't wipe my ass well enough.

I pretend I'm a musical when I'm alone and sing about all the stuff I'm doing.

When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

When I'm listening to my ipod on a road trip I look out the window longingly and pretend to be in a music video

When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

Tear up when I poop

No matter how complicated your shower is at home, you always find it much easier to work than other people's showers.

It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.