being super bored at school

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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Giving my dog a massage.

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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sing in the shower

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.