Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

Think about breathing...

Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

Watch the same movies over and over

When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

I scratch and sniff.

did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

Play with my own boobs for no reason

I mean Diana Ross.

worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.