When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming

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When I have a really good dream, and I wake up and realize it was a dream, I try to fall back asleep and re-visit the dream.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Before I go to bed at night, I close the closet door so the monsters inside don't come get me while I'm sleeping.

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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I delete all notifications on my phone before i shut it off.

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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I never read the Terms of Service. I just click "OK"

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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sing in the shower

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

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I know how to type a ¿

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.