use the shower water running of my arms and hands to shoot off random hairs inside the shower

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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I try to move inanimate objects/set things on fire/control the elements with my mind.

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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For some reason, I smile whenever I'm telling someone bad news or a sad story. I always try to not smile, but it doesn't work and I feel like a terrible person.

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When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.

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Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

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My hoodie/jacket strings HAVE to be equal in length, or I pull them then restretch the hood out to make them even.

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Scan forward to best parts of songs, rarely listen to entire song.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.