Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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speak proper english

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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sit in the shower

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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ASMR

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.