I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

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blow nose. look at kleenex.

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Guessing how many people are listening to the same song at the same moment as you

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Absentmindedly rub your stomach while lying down watching or reading.

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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I like to say really offensive and/and racist words when I'm on my own and no one can hear me. It just feels good to say things that I'm not allowed to.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

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i cant fall asleep unless i suck my thumb...

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.