i see almost everything as a sign

smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

The older I get the more honest I get

Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.