I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

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If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming

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Sometimes I imagine how everyone would react if I died.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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Talk to my cat.

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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chew on the side of my teeth

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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make food scream if i chop them up.

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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I have seen a UFO

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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Before I go to bed at night, I close the closet door so the monsters inside don't come get me while I'm sleeping.

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.