When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

Write things in the air with my finger, and then erase the words with my hand.

I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

Sometimes I toot.

When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

I always cry when I pray.

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.