When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

When I'm scared in the shower sing

go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

When I'm in a hurry I brush my teeth while peeing because I think it saves time.

check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

I twist my pubes into little spikes when I pee.

Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.