if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.

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Make scary faces in the mirror and try to scare myself

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Watch the same movies over and over

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I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

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sing in the shower

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.