feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

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I can't trill my R's

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

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Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

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Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

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When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

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I translate (parts of) songs into different languages in my head. I try to do it as good as possible.

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every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

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when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Having gay sex

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.