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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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when someone says something like 'it's too late' i always start singing 'to apologizeeeeee' even though i think people are annoyed of me always singing along to their sentences and changing the meaning, but i just cannot stop it

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I really like taking shits.

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When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

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misread flashlight

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I gotta get down of Friday

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

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I don't read the terms of service.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.