Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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sing like a pro in da shower

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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You remember something funny. You smile like an idiot. Everyone around thinks your weird for randomly smiling.

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.