I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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Someone asks you "what's up" and you awkwardly reply "good".

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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I eat ass

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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When you get out of the shower and you're too lazy to get dressed, so you just hang around in a towel.

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

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When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.