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Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face
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Hate when you finish a cup of pudding or something like that and you don’t want to get up to put the spoon in the sink so you just leave it sitting in the cup but the spoon is too tall for the cup and it falls over.
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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?
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Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.
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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.
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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.
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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O
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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.
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pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.
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dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true
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I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times
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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Sleep with pillow between legs
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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.
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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family
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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.
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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.
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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.
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when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.
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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.