When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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I like to poo while smoking.

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.