sing in the shower

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Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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Wondering where are famous people and what they are doing at this exact moment.

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i randomly grab my boobs when i'm home alone. like, all the time.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.