Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.