Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

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Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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Sometimes I think the whole world is set up, and I feel like I'm living in some kind of Truman Show. I even sometimes say "I know you're there" to the moon.

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Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

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When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

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Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?

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When I'm opening my locker lock, I try to beat the person next to me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.