Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.

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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.