When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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Whenever another person sitting next to me at school doesn't push their chair in when they get up to leave, I do it for them because it looks more orderly.

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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I have seen a UFO

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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

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seeing small spots in your eye (dust probably) and then chasing them with your eye trying to catch them

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.