I can see a magic eye image

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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must have the tv volume set to an even number or feel weird

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

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I chew on anything plastic. I don't think there's a pen that I haven't chewed on or a plastic cap I haven't put in my mouth. It's a horrible habit but it feels so DAMN GOOD TO CHEW!

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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You remember something funny. You smile like an idiot. Everyone around thinks your weird for randomly smiling.

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.