I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

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"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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Sit down in a grass field... immediately start pulling up grass.

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...

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i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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i cant fall asleep unless i suck my thumb...

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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I really enjoy self-pity.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.