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Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious
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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better
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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things
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when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again
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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.
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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.
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Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?
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Breathe.
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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm
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Know all the lyrics to a song but then realize you never actually "listened" to the song to see what it's about
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While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.
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Sit down in a grass field... immediately start pulling up grass.
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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking
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when someone goes underwater in a movie I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived in that situation, I almost died during Finding Nemo
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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.
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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.
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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...
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Breathe.
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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.
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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument
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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.
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When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.
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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it
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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.