Give a 'thumbs up' or a 'thumbs down' based strictly on how much you like the number it will change it to.

When I poop I pretend to make my wiener talk.

Get that shiver when you're peeing.

reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal

When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc

If I hear a noise, it obviously means there is a monster somewhere in/near my bedroom and the sheets will protect me as long as they cover up to my chin.

Whenever someone is making a speech, I imagine them being taken out by a sniper mid-speech...

If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

Eat something to pass the time while I wait for my food in the microwave to be cooked.

When I'm laying in bed, I make sure that my feet are covered and not hanging off the edge so that monsters don't eat them in my sleep.

When I have headphones in, I wonder if my swallowing is extremely loud for everyone else too.

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

When I walk from one room to the next, I make believe that the room I just left exploded, and that I made it out just in time.

Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.

Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

Make up a song to yourself.

Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.