When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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hate Justin Bieber

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hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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Pee in the shower

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.