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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

Realising that there are ASSHOLES posting dumb shit on this site.

Go outside and pee.

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

Lie in bed and wonder what happens whe you die, get depressed and come on this site for reassurance

When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)

run inside after taking out the trash because a monster might be hiding in the big trash can

find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.