When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

Smiling like an Idiot when you get a cute text

Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

read on youtube comments with too unlikes

I like to watch lava lamps heat up

think something you shouldn't, then stop thinking it, because someone might read your mind

pull out a flies wings and let it go

Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

Watch the same movies over and over

think about all of the things you would do if you were the only person on earth

Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.