twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

Being from another country and always thinking in english.

Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D

Pee sitting down so I dont have to aim

I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

Moral: Damn I clicked on pointless super powers how did I get here! Moral: I wrote the "thing only I do" below :P

When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.