Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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I hold my breath in elevators

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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I know how to type a ¿

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

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Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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Eating a crunchy food while watching tv and turning up the volume little by little until its around 80% because you can't hear over the sound of your own chewing. Then later when you turn back on the tv you scare yourself because it's still at 80% and frantically try to turn it down with super speed before anyone hears you.

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.