Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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I avoid closing my eyes in the shower in case ghosts/monsters/zombies get me.

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

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when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.

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A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.