"Oh, that was a messed up thought, probably shouldn't think about it again or something worse because---GODDAMN IT."

thumb_up thumb_down +2

I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

thumb_up thumb_down -15

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

thumb_up thumb_down -23

I masturbate with sandpaper

thumb_up thumb_down -49

I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

thumb_up thumb_down -85

While waiting on someone I check my phone and if there is no new message I just read old ones, just to be occupied and don't look stupid or lost

thumb_up thumb_down -89

I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

thumb_up thumb_down -58

Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

thumb_up thumb_down +54

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

thumb_up thumb_down -51

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

thumb_up thumb_down -44

thumb down this post

thumb_up thumb_down -53

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

thumb_up thumb_down -46

Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

thumb_up thumb_down

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

thumb_up thumb_down -42

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

misread flashlight

thumb_up thumb_down +72

Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

thumb_up thumb_down -57

Pick giant boogers and eat them.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

thumb_up thumb_down +51

Walking around store and store clerk asks are you finding everything ok..and you reply yes and you...

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.