Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

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On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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Run up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way.

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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Made after doomsday plans

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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Eating a crunchy food while watching tv and turning up the volume little by little until its around 80% because you can't hear over the sound of your own chewing. Then later when you turn back on the tv you scare yourself because it's still at 80% and frantically try to turn it down with super speed before anyone hears you.

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.