look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

My parents are annoying.

Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

The longer it takes me to find the light switch in the dark the more frantic and terrified I become.

Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.