- Things You Think Only You Do

Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

Automatically lie to your dentist when they ask if you floss

try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

masturbate quietly in my room.

Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

Sometimes I think the whole world is set up, and I feel like I'm living in some kind of Truman Show. I even sometimes say "I know you're there" to the moon.

See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.