While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

when im losing an argument, ill start singing my responses

Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

look at bins as i walk past them

Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.