When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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I have seen a UFO

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watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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squezzing moisturisure/tooth paste really hard cos the top is all dry and then a shit load comes out all at once

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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

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When I say, "What?" after understanding exactly what someone said.

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If I hear a noise, it obviously means there is a monster somewhere in/near my bedroom and the sheets will protect me as long as they cover up to my chin.

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Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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Pretend I'm much more popular than I am with people who don't know my social life.

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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I have always belived that I invented calling Target " Tar- jhay"

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Go outside and pee.

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Poo really loud

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.