When I see myself in the mirror, I have to make a funny face just to make sure my face still works.

Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

Fear that the CIA is secretly wathing you.

Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

I have always belived that I invented calling Target " Tar- jhay"

I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.