if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

thumb_up thumb_down -20

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

thumb_up thumb_down -41

Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

thumb_up thumb_down -78

When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

thumb_up thumb_down -39

Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

thumb_up thumb_down

When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

thumb_up thumb_down -78

I talk to myself when I'm alone

thumb_up thumb_down -102

I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

thumb_up thumb_down -105

If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

thumb_up thumb_down -49

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

thumb_up thumb_down -87

When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

thumb_up thumb_down -66

When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

thumb_up thumb_down -60

I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

thumb_up thumb_down -30

grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

thumb_up thumb_down +49

I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

thumb_up thumb_down -81

I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

thumb_up thumb_down -57

I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

thumb_up thumb_down -66

Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

thumb_up thumb_down +38

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.