- Things You Think Only You Do

When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

Fear that the CIA is secretly wathing you.

Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.

I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

When using the bathroom count the tiles on the floor or shower wall or read a shampoo bottle.

Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.