Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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Every time I open a door, I shout out "Alohamora!" and then I open it.

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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I cover my webcam on my when I fap in fear that someone/something is watching.

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.