I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

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Accidentally turning the fan on instead of the light when you walk into the bathroom and having a mini-spazz attack because the sound scares you.

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When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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Open the fridge every 15 minutes, to see if there is anything new to eat.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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KICK THE CAN

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Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.