I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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Put my hand under the pillow in bed to get orgasm

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

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I imagine myself dying in the worst possible way more than once a day. I don't know...today, I was driving on a bridge and all I could picture was it collapsing and falling onto me, When I'm lying in bed, I imagine my ceiling fan toppling me.

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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being super bored at school

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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I pretend I'm a musical when I'm alone and sing about all the stuff I'm doing.

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scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.