When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

I have seen a UFO

watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins

You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

squezzing moisturisure/tooth paste really hard cos the top is all dry and then a shit load comes out all at once

When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

When I say, "What?" after understanding exactly what someone said.

If I hear a noise, it obviously means there is a monster somewhere in/near my bedroom and the sheets will protect me as long as they cover up to my chin.

Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

Pretend I'm much more popular than I am with people who don't know my social life.

When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

I have always belived that I invented calling Target " Tar- jhay"

At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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Go outside and pee.

Poo really loud

I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.