sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Every time I switch pages on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com, I always end up reading If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there.

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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I can't trill my R's

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Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.