Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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When i need to poop i place toilet paper over the water so it doesn't splash up and hit my rectum.

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.

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I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

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Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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incognito mode on google chrome

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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Take baths

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.

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Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.