When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

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Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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Answering questions that weren't directed at me, then awkwardly playing it off like they were talking to you.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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I can't piss with my shoes on.

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.