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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.
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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.
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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel
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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.
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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki
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Pick your dead skin then eat it.
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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !
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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.
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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.
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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes
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Pretend I'm much more popular than I am with people who don't know my social life.
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Stalk people on facebook, find out something interesting, and later claim that it 'came up on your newsfeed'.
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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming
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Open the fridge, nothing there, close fridge, open again just to make sure nothing has magically appeared
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I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.
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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.
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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.
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Rapidly click the mouse when your computer is frozen, even though you know it won't do anything to help whatsoever.
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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.
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Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...
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find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.
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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby
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+47
I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)
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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.