Every time i get a new video game i read the back of the case and the pamphlet the whole ride home

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

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Have a dream with horribly unfortunate events (like having an amputation or being in prison) waking up from said dream and saying something like, "Good thing that was a dream, don't know what I'd do if that was real"

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I stay vigilant while i shower in case killer/zombies come into my house..

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waking up from an amazing/awesome dream and spend the rest of the day thinking up of new senarios to come after...

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.