watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

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I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.

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cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

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If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

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If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

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Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

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I can't get out of bed in the mornings unless the alarm clock reads 0 or 5.

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Make scary faces in the mirror and try to scare myself

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How many times is it okay to say "what" before just nodding and smiling?

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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Know all the lyrics to a song but then realize you never actually "listened" to the song to see what it's about

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.