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when i watch tv and it cuts to break, if i hear someone on the tv tell me not to change the chanel, ill say "u cant tell me what to do!" and then ill change it.
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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.
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Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.
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When i take off my watch before i go to sleep i smell my wrist.
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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.
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I pretend that my actions are perceived by a past self and they're always astounded by the change I've gone through.
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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT
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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.
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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.
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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.
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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil
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While listening to music, I imagine an insanely huge dance number to go along with it.
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I rehearse arguments in my head.
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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects
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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.
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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...
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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).
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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.
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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.
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losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again
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Being from another country and always thinking in english.
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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"
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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.
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squezzing moisturisure/tooth paste really hard cos the top is all dry and then a shit load comes out all at once
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.