Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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Mayada stupid

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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I fake laugh at peoples jokes when they're not funny to avoid akward moments.

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...

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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

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When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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My parents are annoying.

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After texting someone, check your phone repeatedly to see if they responded

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reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal

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I stay vigilant while i shower in case killer/zombies come into my house..

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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waking up from an amazing/awesome dream and spend the rest of the day thinking up of new senarios to come after...

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.