Poo really loud

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Sex scene comes on TV while you are watching with your parents... Try to act normal... Fail.

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Make scary faces in the mirror and try to scare myself

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Watch the same movies over and over

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I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.