Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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Sometimes I imagine what it would look like if I was seeing out of another person's eyes across from where I happen to be.

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Try and accomplish something before the timer on the microwave beeps :)

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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Cough and shift my feet a lot when someone comes into the public bathroom so they know someone is in the stall and won't walk in on me.

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Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.