Eat pizza backwards because the crust isn't as good as the cheese part and I want to get that over with.

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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Sometimes i think i've been living a dream life, and one day im really gonna wake up in the middle of 9th grade math class and have to explain why i was sleeping on my desk and jerking off so much.

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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Every time I switch pages on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com, I always end up reading If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there.

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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Always fantasize about grabbing a cop's gun from his holster. Just because I am pretty sure I could.

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I get mad at characters on tv and i shoot the screen with my Nerf gun

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet

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I really don't know what to do when i see a double post on here. I mean, i get that people like to do stuff with their feet when their in bed, but somehow al lot of these people do not find it enough to vote up an existing post.

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Whenever you are in a quiet room and are trying to eat a food that is very loud to chew (like chips) you try to chew slowly or alter your chewing style so noone will think your too loud

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.

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I wonder if we're actually just dolls and are being controlled by some little girl in her little doll house ....

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While listening to songs, your always thinking of a situation to go along with it.

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I never look out the window at night because I'm afraid there will be an Alien staring at me when I move the curtains.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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whenever I see those commercials where there is two people talking to each other but they constantly look at me it really irritates me

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.