Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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Think about what you're going to tell your kids about your childhood when you grow-up.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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I can't trill my R's

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.