Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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Say what even when u heard someone

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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SOMETIMES I SHIT ON MY HAND.... IN THE SHOWER

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

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I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.