I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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Every time i take a drink from a cup, i rotate the cup so i never drink from the same place.

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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I put big spaces in between comments

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Say what even when u heard someone

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

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When i take off my watch before i go to sleep i smell my wrist.

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Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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While waiting on someone I check my phone and if there is no new message I just read old ones, just to be occupied and don't look stupid or lost

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.