Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

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I really like taking shits.

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

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Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

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Sit there with my hand just resting down my pants casually when I'm alone. It's comfy!

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1.Open the fridge...nothing to eat :/ 2.Open the cabinet...nothing to eat :/ 3.Lower expectations..and then repeat :)

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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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Give your neighbors names from movies.

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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I unlike Facebook pages if they spam my wall.

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.