Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.

When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

Whenever someone is making a speech, I imagine them being taken out by a sniper mid-speech...

I refuse to forward chain letters

I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

whenever I see those commercials where there is two people talking to each other but they constantly look at me it really irritates me

sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.