When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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I hit the frig after sex

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

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Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.