When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

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Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I really enjoy self-pity.

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.