look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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My parents are annoying.

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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The longer it takes me to find the light switch in the dark the more frantic and terrified I become.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.