Being from another country and always thinking in english.

I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

*Sees bug on wall while taking shower* *Splashes with shower water* *Bug slides down wall* >_

Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

When I say, "What?" after understanding exactly what someone said.

outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Eat ice by itself

When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

If I'm home alone, I tell myself good night when I am getting cozy in bed. I even use my name.

Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

fall asleep in the shower.

I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.