when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

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When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

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pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

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Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.