Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

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when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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Automatically lie to your dentist when they ask if you floss

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Someone asks you "what's up" and you awkwardly reply "good".

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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I try to move inanimate objects/set things on fire/control the elements with my mind.

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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whenever im getting a haircut, i feel as if the barber can see my embarrassing and private thoughts.

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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When I'm walking at night, I put up my hood and grin evilly at passing cars so it'll scare the drivers if they see

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When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

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Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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suck my own penis

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.