When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

If no one else is home and you have to go to the bathroom, but you're invested in what you're doing on your laptop, you take it with you.

Drying yourself after the shower with a towl, wiping your ass dry and beeing scared when you dry other parts of your body you dont use the same part of the towl.

sneeze without closing my eyes

I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12

I push the door open with my stomach

When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.