You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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Drinking and dialing people I dated.

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i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

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On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.