Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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I put salt on buttered toast...

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

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fart

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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I always think I have special powers

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I think about other women when having sex

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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When out I like to "people watch."

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.