The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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If I'm in my room and I need to fart, I walk into someone else's room and fart in there so that my room doesn't stink up.

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always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

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When you tell yourself that this is the last page you'll read and end up reading three more.

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I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.

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Type in "Things you think only you do" then feel better that alot of people do the same stupid or smart things.

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

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Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.