I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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I dont know weather or not to flush the toilet at night incase i wake somebody, its even worse in other peoples houses.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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Sometimes, I skim through the Terms of Service just to make sure I'm not selling my soul or promising my first-born.

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.