Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

When nobodys home, stay as quiet as possible just in case an intrudor is hiding somewhere

I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

Imagine yourself and friends as band members while listening to songs.

Pretend i'm a sim.

pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

When I walk into the bathroom and the lid of toilet is closed, I always get slightly nervous to lift it up and see into the toilet. I'm always thinking there'll be something disgusting or scary in there.

Wondering where are famous people and what they are doing at this exact moment.

I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

Mentally preparing yourself to step on a crunchy-looking leaf, only to discover it is in fact soggy, soft and unsatisfactory.

Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.