Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

Look at the clock, then instantly forget what time it is and look again.

When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

I can't brush my teeth and rinse in the sink right after I flush the toilet, for fear of it being connected somehow, and rinsing with my own piss.

Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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Every time i get a new video game i read the back of the case and the pamphlet the whole ride home

When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

When I'm at someone else's house, clutter sort of bothers me and it makes me want to clean up. At my own house, it feels really weird if there's a lack of clutter, so I like to keep it that way.

I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

I piss in the bed every night

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.