when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

Dramatically narrate everything I do in my head as I do it.

At the gym, I always try to do 5 pounds more than the previous person.

Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.