Videotape my mother in the shower.

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.

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play with a laser pointer and pretend its a lightsaber

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Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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I really don't know what to do when i see a double post on here. I mean, i get that people like to do stuff with their feet when their in bed, but somehow al lot of these people do not find it enough to vote up an existing post.

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.