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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

Justin Beiber is a woman

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

I apologize, when i bump against things.

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

Post on this website, then give yourself the first thumbs up to kick-start your success.

When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

I approach balcony ledges with my feet firmly planted, just in case a random person decides to come pick me up and throw me off the balcony.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.