I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

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try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

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After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

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wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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After hearing a song, you think, oh i have never heard of that before, and then you start hearing it every single day....

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.