When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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Think about the things you could do if you had the power to stop the time.

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

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I never look out the window at night because I'm afraid there will be an Alien staring at me when I move the curtains.

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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Get freaked out when door bell or phone rings when you are doing something you are not supposed to.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.