Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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Pee in the shower

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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Courtesy flush.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.