i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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chew on the side of my teeth

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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Think about breathing...

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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Watch the same movies over and over

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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I scratch and sniff.

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.