See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

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Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming

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when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.