when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

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I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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Dramatically narrate everything I do in my head as I do it.

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At the gym, I always try to do 5 pounds more than the previous person.

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.