I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

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Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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How many times is it okay to say "what" before just nodding and smiling?

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When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

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if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

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I daydream about what would happen if my phone rang in public and I had a ringtone of a cool song and what people think about the song and if they think I'm cool for it, or if they see some sort of symbolic meaning in the song. I do this while pacing around my room listening to the song. I think about what people I know would think about certain lyrics in the song. I do this all the time.

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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Have to take the phone with you everytime to the bathroom

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I pretend that my actions are perceived by a past self and they're always astounded by the change I've gone through.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.