When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.

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Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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whenever im doing sumthing im not suppose to i feel like everybody knows what im doing

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I stop the microwave at 1 second so that one someone else uses it it beeps

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.