Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

Check the time on my cell phone, put it back in my pocket. Dammit, didn't see the time. Check it again.

Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

Sometimes I wipe my butt so violently that my finger goes through the toilet paper and into my butt hole. I enjoy it and question my sexuality. ;)

Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

I meow when my cat meows.

Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.