Play Minecraft

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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Stuff 13 chips in my mouth when no one is looking, bite 1 chip in half and chew it for 30 seconds when someone is looking.

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

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Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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waking up from an amazing/awesome dream and spend the rest of the day thinking up of new senarios to come after...

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.