Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

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wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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Whenever someone is making a speech, I imagine them being taken out by a sniper mid-speech...

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

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whenever I see those commercials where there is two people talking to each other but they constantly look at me it really irritates me

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.