Repeat the phrase "you too" after a comment someone makes that does not apply. Bob: happy birthday Jim Jim: you too bob. Awwww sh!t.

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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When im alone i have a conversation with myself

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penis

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I'm constantly struck with this odd sensation that I didn't wipe my ass well enough.

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.

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fap

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

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I delete all notifications on my phone before i shut it off.

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.