Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

When i need to poop i place toilet paper over the water so it doesn't splash up and hit my rectum.

Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.

I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

Take off the ends of the banana (

When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

incognito mode on google chrome

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

Take baths

Put my hands together the 'other' way

Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.

Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.