twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D

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Pee sitting down so I dont have to aim

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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Moral: Damn I clicked on pointless super powers how did I get here! Moral: I wrote the "thing only I do" below :P

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.