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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.
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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.
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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay
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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.
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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls
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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!
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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...
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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.
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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.
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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored
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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...
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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.
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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.
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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.
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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.
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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.
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I'm really picky about how I earn money
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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you
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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.
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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it
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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)
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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!
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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares
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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.