i cant fall asleep unless i suck my thumb...

during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

When nobody's home I blast the stereo and sing as loud as I can.

Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

Stalk people on facebook, find out something interesting, and later claim that it 'came up on your newsfeed'.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

When I'm scared in the shower sing

reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.

Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

When I see someone I know walking toward me as I'm walking toward them from a long way away, I pretend I don't see them until we're right on top of each other, then, miraculously discovering them, I smile and say, "Hi".

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.