I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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shag your mom

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When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

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I mean Diana Ross.

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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Moral: Damn I clicked on pointless super powers how did I get here! Moral: I wrote the "thing only I do" below :P

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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I twist my pubes into little spikes when I pee.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.