I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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Spend way too much time on this website cause it makes you feel normal

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when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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When you tell yourself that this is the last page you'll read and end up reading three more.

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.