pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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I never feel bored

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.