I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.