Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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chew on the side of my teeth

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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Only use the left earphone.

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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speak proper english

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

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while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

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Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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I pretend that my actions are perceived by a past self and they're always astounded by the change I've gone through.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.