My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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Think a really Fu**ed up thought in your head, and then get mad at your brain for even coming up with it, and finally trying to think really nice thoughts to make up for it.

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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Not clicking the Facebook 'like' button on "pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud", because it will show up on your profile, and you think other people will think you're strange.

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

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I translate (parts of) songs into different languages in my head. I try to do it as good as possible.

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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sometimes, i smell my own farts.

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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I talk to my pet when no one is home.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.