While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.

only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.