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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.
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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.
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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.
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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks
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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!
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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit
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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.
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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?
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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.
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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.
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I brush my teeth while im in the shower
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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that
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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.
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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.
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I know how to type a ¿
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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.
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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(
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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.
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do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet
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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'
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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)
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Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.
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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...
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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower
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