I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

Spend way too much time on this website cause it makes you feel normal

when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me

When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

When you tell yourself that this is the last page you'll read and end up reading three more.

Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.