never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

I tell inanimate objects what to do.

I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

make south park refferences every day

Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.