When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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When one of those sad sappy abused dogs commercials comes on, you change the channel really fast to prevent from crying.

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After texting someone, check your phone repeatedly to see if they responded

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Dancing while hoovering

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When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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blink

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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Give your neighbors names from movies.

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On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.