A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

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Fall asleep at night fantasizing about how you wish life situations would play out.

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Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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I sleep in the nude.

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lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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I was the real Stig...

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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pick your nose and eat it

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Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.