Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

Imagine yourself and friends as band members while listening to songs.

If I hear a noise, it obviously means there is a monster somewhere in/near my bedroom and the sheets will protect me as long as they cover up to my chin.

Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

Giving my dog a massage.

Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

draw little triangles while coulouring in to make it seem that theres not so much work -jesse

When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head

I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.