I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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My parents are annoying.

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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think about all of the things you would do if you were the only person on earth

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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Poop naked.

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Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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After texting someone, check your phone repeatedly to see if they responded

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.