taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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When i need to poop i place toilet paper over the water so it doesn't splash up and hit my rectum.

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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

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When I am listening to my ipod in the car or on a bus, i always remove an earphone to check if i am breathing really loudly.

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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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I say my first name every night before I go to sleep because I want it to be the last thing I say before I die.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.