Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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When you stop to tie you shoe, you re-tie the other so one isnt tighter than the other.

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sometimes i sing and when i do , i make drum sounds with my teeth and you know, all that stuff

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If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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When I have a really good dream, and I wake up and realize it was a dream, I try to fall back asleep and re-visit the dream.

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Whenever I'm home alone, I dance and sing along to any commercial.

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Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

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hurting your foot and running around trying not to think of the pain!

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When I'm home alone I open random doors to make sure nobodys there

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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I avoid closing my eyes in the shower in case ghosts/monsters/zombies get me.

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Pretend that i don't care about my birthday when i actually can't wait to see what present people will get me and get terribly excited everytime someone text me

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Always think good thoughts before I go to bed so that I have good dreams

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At the gym, I always try to do 5 pounds more than the previous person.

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.