Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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Rub boogers under the arm rest on the couch.

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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Find something you dislike about your face/body and instantly compare it with every person you meet from then on

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I dont know weather or not to flush the toilet at night incase i wake somebody, its even worse in other peoples houses.

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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

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when i know that friends are coming to my place the next day i clean up my room and then i'm like...oh i forgot to clean up i'm sorry, it's always in a mess...

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.