Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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I was the real Stig...

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When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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I click my teeth to music

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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Seperate your food on you dinner plate

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Brake for tail-gaters

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get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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Watch the same movies over and over

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

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when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

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Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.