Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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Tear up when I poop

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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I have an irrational fear of sloths

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.