I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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When no one is around I make sound effects for everything I do.

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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Sit there with my hand just resting down my pants casually when I'm alone. It's comfy!

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get really confused

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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Fart at home

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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I want to suck on your penis

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.