I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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I talk excessively loud in public sometimes so people can hear my opinions. I'm just hoping someone's eavesdropping because I like the fact that they might agree with me and that they get to see a little bit of who I am. I don't even know these people.

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I sleep in the nude.

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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When I'm on Facebook, I flip between someone's most recent profile picture and their first one, just to see how much they've changed.

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Pee sitting down so I dont have to aim

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During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.

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When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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look at bins as i walk past them

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When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.