Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

Sometimes I imagine how everyone would react if I died.

pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

Every time i get a new video game i read the back of the case and the pamphlet the whole ride home

Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

Pee in the shower

I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

misread dig bick

I eat food when i'm bored..

I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.