If I hear a noise, it obviously means there is a monster somewhere in/near my bedroom and the sheets will protect me as long as they cover up to my chin.

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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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Smoking in the shower.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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Sometimes I toot.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.