Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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When I have a really good dream, and I wake up and realize it was a dream, I try to fall back asleep and re-visit the dream.

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Sometimes I think the whole world is set up, and I feel like I'm living in some kind of Truman Show. I even sometimes say "I know you're there" to the moon.

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Playing with your phone or remote throwinng it up and down until it hits your face

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I was the real Stig...

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head

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I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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For some reason, I smile whenever I'm telling someone bad news or a sad story. I always try to not smile, but it doesn't work and I feel like a terrible person.

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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Imagine yourself and friends as band members while listening to songs.

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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

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I approach balcony ledges with my feet firmly planted, just in case a random person decides to come pick me up and throw me off the balcony.

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.