pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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Go outside and pee.

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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wonder who wrote these things

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.