jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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Ur mum

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.