- Things You Think Only You Do

When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

Pick your dead skin then eat it.

Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

sometimes sigh sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.