You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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Smoking in the shower.

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.