I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

test how many stares you can scale in one step

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

I can only play a piano with my right hand

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.