When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

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If I'm home alone, I tell myself good night when I am getting cozy in bed. I even use my name.

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Take baths

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.