Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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1.Open the fridge...nothing to eat :/ 2.Open the cabinet...nothing to eat :/ 3.Lower expectations..and then repeat :)

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.