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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.
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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.
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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.
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I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.
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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5
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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window
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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.
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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.
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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.
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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.
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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.
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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move
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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)
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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay
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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers
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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower
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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.
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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is
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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S
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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.
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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.
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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee
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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.
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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.