Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

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dont turn my fan up so high cause i think its going to fall and slice me to bits -jesse

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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When tapping, I always have to do the same pattern of taps, and I feel incomplete if I don't finish the pattern I started.

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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Pretend I'm much more popular than I am with people who don't know my social life.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.