I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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suck my own penis

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.