Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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When you stop to tie you shoe, you re-tie the other so one isnt tighter than the other.

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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When I am listening to my ipod in the car or on a bus, i always remove an earphone to check if i am breathing really loudly.

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When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.