pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

When I die during an online game I try to cram as much food and drink in my mouth as I can before I respawn. If I have no food I roll all over the bed.

Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

Hate Skydoesminecraft.

When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.

misread flashlight

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.