Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.

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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

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When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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whenever im getting a haircut, i feel as if the barber can see my embarrassing and private thoughts.

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I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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I dip my pizza crust in soda

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.