Sometimes I wonder if my whole life is a hallucination and I'm actually in some padded room somewhere, talking to myself and staring into space while my real family mourns the fact that their daughter will never be able to live a real life...

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Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

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When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

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being super bored at school

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A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.