I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.