Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

Sometimes I toot.

Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

open the fridge A eat food B think

I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

I dont know weather or not to flush the toilet at night incase i wake somebody, its even worse in other peoples houses.

Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

I wish I was born again, but I had all of the knowledge I have now.

feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

When I'm walking I pretend that I'm staying in the same place and moving the world beneath me.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.