When I eat potato chips, I lick each side to make sure the really salty part is down.

Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

i take words i just read or said and sing them to the tune of a song

When you tell yourself that this is the last page you'll read and end up reading three more.

I pee in the shower.

Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

chewing icecream before you swallow it

When nobody's home I blast the stereo and sing as loud as I can.

Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

I scratch the scabs on my head whenever im bored

Think about what you're going to tell your kids about your childhood when you grow-up.

Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

Doing something really embarrassing in public and thinking "Doesn't matter, I'll never see these people again.".

feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.