Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

chew on the side of my teeth

Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

Only use the left earphone.

when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

speak proper english

I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening

When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

I pretend that my actions are perceived by a past self and they're always astounded by the change I've gone through.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.