When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

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Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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I get creeped out if I haven't looked at a clock in a while and when I finally do it reads 9:11

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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Play Minecraft

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

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Think about breathing...

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Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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think something you shouldn't, then stop thinking it, because someone might read your mind

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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Turn the Microwave off at 1 second

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After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

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Talk to my cat.

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Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.

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wipe your hands on your pants

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.