get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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When I see interactive ads on webpages ( "Shoot 5 iPhones And Get One Free!" type of windows ), I feel compelled to finish the task, even though I KNOW it's going to open a pop-up and waste 10 seconds of my life.

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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Doing something really embarrassing in public and thinking "Doesn't matter, I'll never see these people again.".

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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Think the "D" in the Disney logo was actually a "G", and realized that thought process at an age to embarassing to divulge to complete strangers on the internet.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.