Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

I masturbate with sandpaper

Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.

When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.