pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

I post morals under every one of my new comments. Moral: Duh, I am moral man ffs! What do you expect! Its awesome! If things go at this phase I will be a celebrity in... hmm... in never!

it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

I brush my teeth while im in the shower

being super bored at shool

I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

Go for a 10 mile run.

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

I play video games with the controller under the covers.

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

I meow when my cat meows.

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.