Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

When I say, "What?" after understanding exactly what someone said.

If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.