Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.

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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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I hold my breath in elevators

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.