taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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Fill up a glass, drink half, then fill it up again.

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.