never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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make south park refferences every day

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.