WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

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If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

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Having a dream and forgetting it seconds later.

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Open the fridge, nothing there, close fridge, open again just to make sure nothing has magically appeared

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Think about breathing...

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.