Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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Cough and shift my feet a lot when someone comes into the public bathroom so they know someone is in the stall and won't walk in on me.

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I unlike Facebook pages if they spam my wall.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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When you tell yourself that this is the last page you'll read and end up reading three more.

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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Scan forward to best parts of songs, rarely listen to entire song.

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.

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Sometimes when im sitting in class i start thinking how i would save the whole classroom if someone was to come in with a gun and start shooting.

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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Answering questions that weren't directed at me, then awkwardly playing it off like they were talking to you.

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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suck my own penis

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.