Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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Repeat the phrase "you too" after a comment someone makes that does not apply. Bob: happy birthday Jim Jim: you too bob. Awwww sh!t.

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i see almost everything as a sign

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins

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Rapidly click the mouse when your computer is frozen, even though you know it won't do anything to help whatsoever.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.