When I walk the streets after getting a new haircut, I think everybody's staring at me and thinking "oh my god she got a new haircut" eventhough they didn't know me before.

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

How many times is it okay to say "what" before just nodding and smiling?

When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

Peeing in the shower

Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.