When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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Masturbate while waiting for a game to load.

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When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

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run inside after taking out the trash because a monster might be hiding in the big trash can

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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When I'm about to go to the bathroom, I think of a million things that I have to do and try to do them all before I pee my pants.

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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

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Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

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I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

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Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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When my soap is running low, I add water to it.

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

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Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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sometimes i sing and when i do , i make drum sounds with my teeth and you know, all that stuff

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.