has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I mouth common words and phrases, just to see what it looks like when I talk to other people.

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Pick giant boogers and eat them.

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

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Drinking and dialing people I dated.

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Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

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I hold my breath in elevators

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.