Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.