Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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When I was younger I would image a band that played the songs on the radio that was strapped to the roof of the car during long car rides.

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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I plant my feet firmly when the subway approaches in case a random stranger tries to kill me by pushing me in front of the train.

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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When nobodys home, stay as quiet as possible just in case an intrudor is hiding somewhere

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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Not clicking the Facebook 'like' button on "pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud", because it will show up on your profile, and you think other people will think you're strange.

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draw little triangles while coulouring in to make it seem that theres not so much work -jesse

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.