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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.
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When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.
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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...
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Whenever someone is making a speech, I imagine them being taken out by a sniper mid-speech...
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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running
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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.
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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"
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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup
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When I die during an online game I try to cram as much food and drink in my mouth as I can before I respawn. If I have no food I roll all over the bed.
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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free
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Pretend I'm much more popular than I am with people who don't know my social life.
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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2
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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .
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when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again
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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.
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Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka
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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...
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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.
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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).
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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.
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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.
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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can
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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.
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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.