I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

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Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.