while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

You remember something funny. You smile like an idiot. Everyone around thinks your weird for randomly smiling.

Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

How many times is it okay to say "what" before just nodding and smiling?

Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.

When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

Eat something that will make crumbs over the sink because you are too lazy to get a plate

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.