Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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Sometimes I toot.

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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I dont know weather or not to flush the toilet at night incase i wake somebody, its even worse in other peoples houses.

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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I wish I was born again, but I had all of the knowledge I have now.

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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When I'm walking I pretend that I'm staying in the same place and moving the world beneath me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.