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i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.
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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way
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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.
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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day
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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.
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wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12
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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin
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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !
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Hate to type Morals under each one of my posts Moral: A small chick in the hand is better than a huge C**K up your ass. I am pretty sure not even women nor homosexuals want birds up there...Then again, I havent searched for anything like that at the intern... they are eating her! And now they are gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (fly stuck on head)
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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!
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do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet
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Playing with your phone or remote throwinng it up and down until it hits your face
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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.
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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.
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Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving
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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!
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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.
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When I walk from one room to the next, I make believe that the room I just left exploded, and that I made it out just in time.
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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.
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Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.
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Someone asks you "what's up" and you awkwardly reply "good".
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whenever I see those commercials where there is two people talking to each other but they constantly look at me it really irritates me
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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.
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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.