Seperate your food on you dinner plate

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

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Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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Dip my pizza crust in my soda

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get bored so I fist myself for money

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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Doing something really embarrassing in public and thinking "Doesn't matter, I'll never see these people again.".

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

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When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

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Think about things I should be doing with my life.

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.