When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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I always cry when I pray.

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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I don't read the terms of service.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.