When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

*Sees bug on wall while taking shower* *Splashes with shower water* *Bug slides down wall* >_

I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

Laying in bed kind of hungry, knowing exactly what you want to eat, and going over all the steps involved (going all the way to the kitchen, making the food, cleaning up, going all the way back to your room, plus it's nighttime and something might get you) and trying to decide whether or not it's worth it to go eat now or just wait until you wake up.

When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

i cant fall asleep unless i suck my thumb...

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

i masturbate with my feet

When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

When I eat potato chips, I lick each side to make sure the really salty part is down.

Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.