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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.
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Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.
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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.
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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER
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when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out
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When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John
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Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.
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Having small fingers and, regardless, still unable to click on the right thing when on the internet with a touch screen phone.
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wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse
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when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is
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I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button
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When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.
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seeing small spots in your eye (dust probably) and then chasing them with your eye trying to catch them
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When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.
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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.
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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.
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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...
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Think that a movie is shorter after you watch it once or twice
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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.
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On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.
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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it
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When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.
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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.
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I pass by closed doors quickly and at least as far away as the door seems like it can open, because I always feel like someone's going to burst out, hitting me in the face with the door.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.