When I walk the streets after getting a new haircut, I think everybody's staring at me and thinking "oh my god she got a new haircut" eventhough they didn't know me before.

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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How many times is it okay to say "what" before just nodding and smiling?

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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Peeing in the shower

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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.