When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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Give a 'thumbs up' or a 'thumbs down' based strictly on how much you like the number it will change it to.

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

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I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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I know how to type a ¿

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.