Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.

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sit in the shower

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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"Oh, that was a messed up thought, probably shouldn't think about it again or something worse because---GODDAMN IT."

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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I stand under my ceiling fan, looking up while spinning around to make it look still...

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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Stuff 13 chips in my mouth when no one is looking, bite 1 chip in half and chew it for 30 seconds when someone is looking.

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.