I'm constantly struck with this odd sensation that I didn't wipe my ass well enough.

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I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

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I chew on anything plastic. I don't think there's a pen that I haven't chewed on or a plastic cap I haven't put in my mouth. It's a horrible habit but it feels so DAMN GOOD TO CHEW!

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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The longer it takes me to find the light switch in the dark the more frantic and terrified I become.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse.

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I eat food when i'm bored..

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Automatically lie to your dentist when they ask if you floss

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.