When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

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Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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I think about other women when having sex

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.