while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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You remember something funny. You smile like an idiot. Everyone around thinks your weird for randomly smiling.

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Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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How many times is it okay to say "what" before just nodding and smiling?

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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Eat something that will make crumbs over the sink because you are too lazy to get a plate

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.