see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

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Get freaked out when door bell or phone rings when you are doing something you are not supposed to.

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Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.