Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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When I'm in a hurry I brush my teeth while peeing because I think it saves time.

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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I can't trill my R's

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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.