When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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When I have a really good dream, and I wake up and realize it was a dream, I try to fall back asleep and re-visit the dream.

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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Say 'WED', 'NES' and 'DAY' slowly in your head when spelling Wednesday.

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I daydream about what would happen if my phone rang in public and I had a ringtone of a cool song and what people think about the song and if they think I'm cool for it, or if they see some sort of symbolic meaning in the song. I do this while pacing around my room listening to the song. I think about what people I know would think about certain lyrics in the song. I do this all the time.

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When I walk from one room to the next, I make believe that the room I just left exploded, and that I made it out just in time.

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.