When I eat potato chips, I lick each side to make sure the really salty part is down.

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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i take words i just read or said and sing them to the tune of a song

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When you tell yourself that this is the last page you'll read and end up reading three more.

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I pee in the shower.

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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When nobody's home I blast the stereo and sing as loud as I can.

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Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

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I scratch the scabs on my head whenever im bored

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Think about what you're going to tell your kids about your childhood when you grow-up.

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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Doing something really embarrassing in public and thinking "Doesn't matter, I'll never see these people again.".

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feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.