Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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Eat ice by itself

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.

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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

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when two pictures look very similar, i go back and forth between them so it looks like they're moving

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Check your analog watch, wait for it to strike a minute, then look away and try to count 60 seconds out in your head before you look again. However many seconds you were away is your new record.

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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Set Fire to the Rain

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.