Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.

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Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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Gotta sleep with a fan.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.