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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.
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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.
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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.
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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive
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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.
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pee when you are dreaming haha lol
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Know all the lyrics to a song but then realize you never actually "listened" to the song to see what it's about
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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.
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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things
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always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'
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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !
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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.
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saying long strings of unconnected words in your head and wondering if you just said something that noone else ever has
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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next
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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.
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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.
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I think I have superpowers and sometimes I try to use them by force, like lifting a pencil with my mind or elevate from the ground.
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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.
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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.
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Spend way too much time on this website cause it makes you feel normal
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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home
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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)
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Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.
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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.