Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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Pee in the shower.

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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make south park refferences every day

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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The older I get the more honest I get

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Being fat

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.