Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.