Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking

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I will look up the definition of a word in a text message before I use it just incase I'm using it in the wrong context.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

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pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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Sometimes I imagine what it would look like if I was seeing out of another person's eyes across from where I happen to be.

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Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

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While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

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When I'm in a hurry I brush my teeth while peeing because I think it saves time.

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I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.