Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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When I say, "What?" after understanding exactly what someone said.

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.