I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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I **** with no hands.

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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Eat ice by itself

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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When nobody's home I blast the stereo and sing as loud as I can.

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.