When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

thumb_up thumb_down -16

If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.

thumb_up thumb_down +345

Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

thumb_up thumb_down -30

I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

thumb_up thumb_down -59

Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

thumb_up thumb_down -43

pull out a flies wings and let it go

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

fall asleep in the shower.

thumb_up thumb_down -64

Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

thumb_up thumb_down -56

When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

thumb_up thumb_down -44

When I'm walking I pretend that I'm staying in the same place and moving the world beneath me.

thumb_up thumb_down +40

Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

thumb_up thumb_down +23

close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

thumb_up thumb_down

When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

thumb_up thumb_down -41

I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

thumb_up thumb_down -10

While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

thumb_up thumb_down +2

There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.