Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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Pretend that i don't care about my birthday when i actually can't wait to see what present people will get me and get terribly excited everytime someone text me

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

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sometimes i close my eyes and i rub them to see psychedelic drawings

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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Someone asks you "what's up" and you awkwardly reply "good".

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.