you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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Whenever you are in a quiet room and are trying to eat a food that is very loud to chew (like chips) you try to chew slowly or alter your chewing style so noone will think your too loud

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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when im losing an argument, ill start singing my responses

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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When you tell yourself that this is the last page you'll read and end up reading three more.

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.