When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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Always fantasize about grabbing a cop's gun from his holster. Just because I am pretty sure I could.

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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whenever I see those commercials where there is two people talking to each other but they constantly look at me it really irritates me

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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

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Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.