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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.
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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.
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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.
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Give a 'thumbs up' or a 'thumbs down' based strictly on how much you like the number it will change it to.
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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others
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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.
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Try to see nipples through body paint.
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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.
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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.
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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.
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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.
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Doing something really embarrassing in public and thinking "Doesn't matter, I'll never see these people again.".
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If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit
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I can't trill my R's
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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.
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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site
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incognito mode on google chrome
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chewing icecream before you swallow it
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While listening to songs, your always thinking of a situation to go along with it.
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Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.
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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny
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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.
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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.