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when someone goes underwater in a movie I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived in that situation, I almost died during Finding Nemo
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When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.
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I stand under my ceiling fan, looking up while spinning around to make it look still...
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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.
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Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer
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Set Fire to the Rain
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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.
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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions
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I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.
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I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...
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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.
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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.
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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles
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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.
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Use my phone to see what time it is
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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out
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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.
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Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.
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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.
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I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.
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I have a phobia of incest
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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one
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sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights.
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I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.