Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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Sometimes I imagine how everyone would react if I died.

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Every time i get a new video game i read the back of the case and the pamphlet the whole ride home

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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Pee in the shower

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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misread dig bick

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I eat food when i'm bored..

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I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.