When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

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fap

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Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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Sometimes when im sitting in class i start thinking how i would save the whole classroom if someone was to come in with a gun and start shooting.

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

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pick your nose and eat it

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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i see almost everything as a sign

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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ask my dog questions then realize, she can't talk...

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.