Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

Pee in the shower.

try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

make south park refferences every day

If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

The older I get the more honest I get

Being fat

I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.