Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

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Seperate your food on you dinner plate

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I delete all notifications on my phone before i shut it off.

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At the gym, I always try to do 5 pounds more than the previous person.

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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I say my first name every night before I go to sleep because I want it to be the last thing I say before I die.

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.