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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.
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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"
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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O
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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.
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Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.
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While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.
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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.
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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.
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Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind
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losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again
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Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye
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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!
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Dip my pizza crust in my soda
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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.
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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek
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I have a phobia of incest
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Take baths
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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.
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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme
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Pretending you're in a tribute band when you listen to a song.
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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.
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Before I go to bed I have to put one of my hands between my knees in order to warm up and get comfy.
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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.
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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.