Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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Eat pizza backwards because the crust isn't as good as the cheese part and I want to get that over with.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.