I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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Put my hand under the pillow in bed to get orgasm

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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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I get mad at characters on tv and i shoot the screen with my Nerf gun

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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call someone by a siblings name.

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I am a BIG TIME movie talker. I always ask questions that people obviously don’t know the answer to like, “Where is he going?” “I thought they were friends?” “Wait.. Is she mad?” “Is that guy the killer?” Although people seem to tolerate me, I do promise that it is completely on accident. I don’t even realize I do it. –Ikka.

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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out

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scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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Think that a movie is shorter after you watch it once or twice

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While listening to music, I imagine an insanely huge dance number to go along with it.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.