When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

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Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

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I **** with no hands.

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

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Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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I delete all notifications on my phone before i shut it off.

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When i need to poop i place toilet paper over the water so it doesn't splash up and hit my rectum.

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.