pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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I post morals under every one of my new comments. Moral: Duh, I am moral man ffs! What do you expect! Its awesome! If things go at this phase I will be a celebrity in... hmm... in never!

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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being super bored at shool

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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I meow when my cat meows.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.