When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.

I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

I **** with no hands.

When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

I delete all notifications on my phone before i shut it off.

When i need to poop i place toilet paper over the water so it doesn't splash up and hit my rectum.

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.