- Things You Think Only You Do

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

Open the fridge every 15 minutes, to see if there is anything new to eat.

text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

Watch the same movies over and over

Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

Think you looked good the whole day, then come home and realize you were a hot mess and nobody told you

When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.