When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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I mean Diana Ross.

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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conundrum.

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.