Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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The older I get the more honest I get

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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I can't brush my teeth and rinse in the sink right after I flush the toilet, for fear of it being connected somehow, and rinsing with my own piss.

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.