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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...
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If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.
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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins
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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.
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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.
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pull out a flies wings and let it go
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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.
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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.
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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations
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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.
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fall asleep in the shower.
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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.
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When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"
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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials
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When I'm walking I pretend that I'm staying in the same place and moving the world beneath me.
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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"
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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel
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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.
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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...
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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend
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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.
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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.
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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream
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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.