Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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I plant my feet firmly when the subway approaches in case a random stranger tries to kill me by pushing me in front of the train.

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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For some reason, I smile whenever I'm telling someone bad news or a sad story. I always try to not smile, but it doesn't work and I feel like a terrible person.

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I will look up the definition of a word in a text message before I use it just incase I'm using it in the wrong context.

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use the shower water running of my arms and hands to shoot off random hairs inside the shower

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fap

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Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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Go up stairs two steps at a time. Avoid those stairs forever if there are an odd number and I have to end in a single step.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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Fill up a glass, drink half, then fill it up again.

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.