Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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conundrum.

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.