I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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Smoking in the shower.

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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I really don't know what to do when i see a double post on here. I mean, i get that people like to do stuff with their feet when their in bed, but somehow al lot of these people do not find it enough to vote up an existing post.

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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Poop naked.

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.