Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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k. everyone

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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Try to pet your cat with your foot.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.