Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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I talk excessively loud in public sometimes so people can hear my opinions. I'm just hoping someone's eavesdropping because I like the fact that they might agree with me and that they get to see a little bit of who I am. I don't even know these people.

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I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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Whenever I read creepy pastas and there is a picture after the story I get afraid to look at it than when I do I freak out thinking it's going to eat me. Than when I look at it I shout FUUUUUUU.. Than look at it some more and I burst out laughing seeing its a fucking dumb picture.

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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Say 'WED', 'NES' and 'DAY' slowly in your head when spelling Wednesday.

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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I like to say really offensive and/and racist words when I'm on my own and no one can hear me. It just feels good to say things that I'm not allowed to.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.