Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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run inside after taking out the trash because a monster might be hiding in the big trash can

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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i see almost everything as a sign

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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I always think I have special powers

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.