Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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Run up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way.

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

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Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.