Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Lie in bed and wonder what happens whe you die, get depressed and come on this site for reassurance

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Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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get really confused

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

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Not clicking the Facebook 'like' button on "pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud", because it will show up on your profile, and you think other people will think you're strange.

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Tear up when I poop

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.