Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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Imagine yourself and friends as band members while listening to songs.

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If I hear a noise, it obviously means there is a monster somewhere in/near my bedroom and the sheets will protect me as long as they cover up to my chin.

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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Giving my dog a massage.

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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draw little triangles while coulouring in to make it seem that theres not so much work -jesse

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head

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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.