i cant fall asleep unless i suck my thumb...

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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When nobody's home I blast the stereo and sing as loud as I can.

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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Stalk people on facebook, find out something interesting, and later claim that it 'came up on your newsfeed'.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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When I'm scared in the shower sing

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

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after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

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When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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When I see someone I know walking toward me as I'm walking toward them from a long way away, I pretend I don't see them until we're right on top of each other, then, miraculously discovering them, I smile and say, "Hi".

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.