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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.
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Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.
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Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka
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I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.
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I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.
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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead
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I cant ride a bike
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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger
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Whenever I read creepy pastas and there is a picture after the story I get afraid to look at it than when I do I freak out thinking it's going to eat me. Than when I look at it I shout FUUUUUUU.. Than look at it some more and I burst out laughing seeing its a fucking dumb picture.
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Dramatically narrate everything I do in my head as I do it.
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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.
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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?
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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.
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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.
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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest
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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair
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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.
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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap
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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.
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I can't piss with my shoes on.
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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.
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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money
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get bored so I fist myself for money
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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair
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