I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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I can see a magic eye image

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My most intimate moments are constantly interrupted by the same thought..."oh, God...what if there is a secret security cam in here...CUT TO: oh God...can my dead grandparents see me now????"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.