Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.

sit in the shower

I play video games with the controller under the covers.

Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

"Oh, that was a messed up thought, probably shouldn't think about it again or something worse because---GODDAMN IT."

Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

I stand under my ceiling fan, looking up while spinning around to make it look still...

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

Stuff 13 chips in my mouth when no one is looking, bite 1 chip in half and chew it for 30 seconds when someone is looking.

always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.