has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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make south park refferences every day

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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Pee in the shower

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.