R A P E Children

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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Think about what you're going to tell your kids about your childhood when you grow-up.

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you know how everyone talks about making life decisions in the shower and thinking about life?.....yeah thats me on the toilet

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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Moral: Damn I clicked on pointless super powers how did I get here! Moral: I wrote the "thing only I do" below :P

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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Think that a movie is shorter after you watch it once or twice

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A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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SOMETIMES I SHIT ON MY HAND.... IN THE SHOWER

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On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.