Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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I never look out the window at night because I'm afraid there will be an Alien staring at me when I move the curtains.

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Tear up when I poop

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I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

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Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.