Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

I get creeped out if I haven't looked at a clock in a while and when I finally do it reads 9:11

See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

Play Minecraft

If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.