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When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last
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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?
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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com
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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it
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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan
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I like to say really offensive and/and racist words when I'm on my own and no one can hear me. It just feels good to say things that I'm not allowed to.
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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.
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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan
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When I am listening to my ipod in the car or on a bus, i always remove an earphone to check if i am breathing really loudly.
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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.
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I have seen a UFO
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I want to suck on your penis
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <
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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me
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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool
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Accidentally turning the fan on instead of the light when you walk into the bathroom and having a mini-spazz attack because the sound scares you.
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Whenever someone is making a speech, I imagine them being taken out by a sniper mid-speech...
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I unlike Facebook pages if they spam my wall.
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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.
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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.
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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.
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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored
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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.
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A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.