When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

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When I walk the streets after getting a new haircut, I think everybody's staring at me and thinking "oh my god she got a new haircut" eventhough they didn't know me before.

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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R A P E Children

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when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.

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Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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When i need to poop i place toilet paper over the water so it doesn't splash up and hit my rectum.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.