Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

It's hot but I still have on covers

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

draw little triangles while coulouring in to make it seem that theres not so much work -jesse

Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it

Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.