sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.