I buy books and never read them and get mad at myself for doing so.

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.