- Things You Think Only You Do

avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

You remember something funny. You smile like an idiot. Everyone around thinks your weird for randomly smiling.

Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

when looking for lost keys i return to the place they should be at least 5 times and look there

I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

only read the short jokes on this website

Run faster down hotel corridors.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.