In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

When no one is around I make sound effects for everything I do.

Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it

Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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humiliating little girls

Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

Know all the lyrics to a song but then realize you never actually "listened" to the song to see what it's about

get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.