Look an ugly person up and down and try to think of ways that they can improve how they look. ( clothing, hair, and makeup)

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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I meow when my cat meows.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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When i need to poop i place toilet paper over the water so it doesn't splash up and hit my rectum.

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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Lie in bed and wonder what happens whe you die, get depressed and come on this site for reassurance

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.