- Things You Think Only You Do

When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

I chew around the center of carrots.

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

make south park refferences every day

you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

Masturbate while waiting for a game to load.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.