In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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When no one is around I make sound effects for everything I do.

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Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

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When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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humiliating little girls

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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Know all the lyrics to a song but then realize you never actually "listened" to the song to see what it's about

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.