Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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I get creeped out if I haven't looked at a clock in a while and when I finally do it reads 9:11

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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Play Minecraft

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.