When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

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If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

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If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

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Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

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I can't get out of bed in the mornings unless the alarm clock reads 0 or 5.

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Make scary faces in the mirror and try to scare myself

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How many times is it okay to say "what" before just nodding and smiling?

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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Know all the lyrics to a song but then realize you never actually "listened" to the song to see what it's about

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.

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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.