When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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I can't trill my R's

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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When I have a really good dream, and I wake up and realize it was a dream, I try to fall back asleep and re-visit the dream.

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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I was the real Stig...

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I pass by closed doors quickly and at least as far away as the door seems like it can open, because I always feel like someone's going to burst out, hitting me in the face with the door.

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.