I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.