Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...

I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.

Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

My parents are annoying.

After texting someone, check your phone repeatedly to see if they responded

reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal

I stay vigilant while i shower in case killer/zombies come into my house..

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

waking up from an amazing/awesome dream and spend the rest of the day thinking up of new senarios to come after...

Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

I wonder if elections are rigged?

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.