DIY LOL
DIY Fail
Funny Exams
Meanwhile In
yo ima let you finish
home
Popular
Newest
You Decide
« First
‹ Prev
…
77
78
79
80
81
82
83
84
85
…
Next ›
Last »
Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-41
Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-24
When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-21
I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-12
I flip the pillow at night to feel the cool sensation.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+1,558
Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-15
When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-20
whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-51
I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)
thumb_up
thumb_down
-12
I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?
thumb_up
thumb_down
-1
After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass
thumb_up
thumb_down
-55
Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+1
When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation
thumb_up
thumb_down
-78
Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-74
sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-34
When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-41
When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-29
When I'm home alone I open random doors to make sure nobodys there
thumb_up
thumb_down
+71
When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them
thumb_up
thumb_down
-39
I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)
thumb_up
thumb_down
+3
I used to eat bath bubbles
thumb_up
thumb_down
-26
Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up
thumb_up
thumb_down
-45
Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
thumb_up
thumb_down
-66
Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v
thumb_up
thumb_down
-88
« First
‹ Prev
…
77
78
79
80
81
82
83
84
85
…
Next ›
Last »
Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.