I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.