Tried to suck ur own penis

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.