When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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I can't piss with my shoes on.

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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When nobodys home, stay as quiet as possible just in case an intrudor is hiding somewhere

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off

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When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.