Scan forward to best parts of songs, rarely listen to entire song.

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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

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whenever I see those commercials where there is two people talking to each other but they constantly look at me it really irritates me

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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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I have an irrational fear of sloths

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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When I see myself in the mirror, I have to make a funny face just to make sure my face still works.

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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Take baths

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.