Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

Every time I open a door, I shout out "Alohamora!" and then I open it.

my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

I never feel bored

Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

I used to eat bath bubbles

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

Poo really loud

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.