I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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Always coming up with a really great comeback in my head 5 seconds too late. And then playing out what would have happened if I had said it.

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Having gay sex

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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Watch the same movies over and over

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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Locking your pet in the room and forcing it to spend time with you.

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Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.

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When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

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Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.