Think about things I should be doing with my life.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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Dramatically narrate everything I do in my head as I do it.

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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When laying in bed I put the covers over my head and act like I'm in different places..caves..tent..etc..

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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Fill up a glass, drink half, then fill it up again.

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

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Get turned on lookin at my own butt

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.