Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

When I see interactive ads on webpages ( "Shoot 5 iPhones And Get One Free!" type of windows ), I feel compelled to finish the task, even though I KNOW it's going to open a pop-up and waste 10 seconds of my life.

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

Put my hands together the 'other' way

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

Tear up when I poop

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

i run my 2 fingers across a wall like they're ninja feet when im happy.

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.