When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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For some reason, I smile whenever I'm telling someone bad news or a sad story. I always try to not smile, but it doesn't work and I feel like a terrible person.

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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When I walk from one room to the next, I make believe that the room I just left exploded, and that I made it out just in time.

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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I daydream about what would happen if my phone rang in public and I had a ringtone of a cool song and what people think about the song and if they think I'm cool for it, or if they see some sort of symbolic meaning in the song. I do this while pacing around my room listening to the song. I think about what people I know would think about certain lyrics in the song. I do this all the time.

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When I die during an online game I try to cram as much food and drink in my mouth as I can before I respawn. If I have no food I roll all over the bed.

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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When I first start dating or seeing someone I write down options for conversation starters before I phone them in case it goes silent.

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pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.