Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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When nobodys home, stay as quiet as possible just in case an intrudor is hiding somewhere

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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Imagine yourself and friends as band members while listening to songs.

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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Wondering where are famous people and what they are doing at this exact moment.

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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Mentally preparing yourself to step on a crunchy-looking leaf, only to discover it is in fact soggy, soft and unsatisfactory.

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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.