Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

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Every time I open a door, I shout out "Alohamora!" and then I open it.

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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thumb down this post

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

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pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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I never feel bored

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

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Poo really loud

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.