run inside after taking out the trash because a monster might be hiding in the big trash can

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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I was the real Stig...

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.