Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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Poop naked.

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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get really confused

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.