When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

Ur mum

THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

I really enjoy self-pity.

.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

Playing with your phone or remote throwinng it up and down until it hits your face

I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.