Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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Fall asleep at night fantasizing about how you wish life situations would play out.

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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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In my head, my life is some kind of on-going documentary about my life. Sometimes when I'm alone, I conduct interviews.

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I have a phobia of incest

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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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stand in front of a mirror with your headphones in, and lip sync the words of the song playing to pretend you are singing in a music video

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.