I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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I have one friend I always punch in the shoulder at least once when I see him.

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think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

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every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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I gotta get down of Friday

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Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

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If I see a shriveled, dried leaf while walking along the sidewalk I am compelled to step on it and make it crunch.

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I will look up the definition of a word in a text message before I use it just incase I'm using it in the wrong context.

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.