When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

thumb_up thumb_down -47

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Being fat

thumb_up thumb_down -62

When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

thumb_up thumb_down -69

When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

thumb_up thumb_down -68

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

thumb_up thumb_down -26

I aphabeticalize my shoes

thumb_up thumb_down -111

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

thumb_up thumb_down +46

Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

thumb_up thumb_down -54

Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

thumb_up thumb_down -35

I was the real Stig...

thumb_up thumb_down -95

When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Put my hand under the pillow in bed to get orgasm

thumb_up thumb_down -129

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Brake for tail-gaters

thumb_up thumb_down -52

Try and accomplish something before the timer on the microwave beeps :)

thumb_up thumb_down +1,070

When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

thumb_up thumb_down -43

when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.