Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.