Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

the power to regenerate your appendix

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

Have to take the phone with you everytime to the bathroom

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.