I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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Set Fire to the Rain

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

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The older I get the more honest I get

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.