run inside after taking out the trash because a monster might be hiding in the big trash can

I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

Justin Beiber is a woman

Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

I was the real Stig...

If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.