spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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sometimes i close my eyes and i rub them to see psychedelic drawings

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Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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Someone asks you "what's up" and you awkwardly reply "good".

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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mentally scolding yourself for thinking something dirty just in case the person you're thinking about can read your thoughts

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.

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When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

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Pretend that i don't care about my birthday when i actually can't wait to see what present people will get me and get terribly excited everytime someone text me

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.