When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

For some reason, I smile whenever I'm telling someone bad news or a sad story. I always try to not smile, but it doesn't work and I feel like a terrible person.

coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

When I walk from one room to the next, I make believe that the room I just left exploded, and that I made it out just in time.

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

I daydream about what would happen if my phone rang in public and I had a ringtone of a cool song and what people think about the song and if they think I'm cool for it, or if they see some sort of symbolic meaning in the song. I do this while pacing around my room listening to the song. I think about what people I know would think about certain lyrics in the song. I do this all the time.

When I die during an online game I try to cram as much food and drink in my mouth as I can before I respawn. If I have no food I roll all over the bed.

I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

When I first start dating or seeing someone I write down options for conversation starters before I phone them in case it goes silent.

pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.