pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

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Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.

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When I die during an online game I try to cram as much food and drink in my mouth as I can before I respawn. If I have no food I roll all over the bed.

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When I'm opening my locker lock, I try to beat the person next to me.

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

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When my soap is running low, I add water to it.

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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Locking your pet in the room and forcing it to spend time with you.

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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I'm constantly struck with this odd sensation that I didn't wipe my ass well enough.

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I pretend I'm a musical when I'm alone and sing about all the stuff I'm doing.

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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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When I'm listening to my ipod on a road trip I look out the window longingly and pretend to be in a music video

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.