I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

When out I like to "people watch."

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

I like to poo while smoking.

Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

fall asleep in the shower.

When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

I think Frozen is an overrated film

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

Give your neighbors names from movies.

feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.