I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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i masturbate with my feet

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Be a loner at school

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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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call someone by a siblings name.

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.