Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

Think you looked good the whole day, then come home and realize you were a hot mess and nobody told you

Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

I Masturbate Daily.

Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

Stuff 13 chips in my mouth when no one is looking, bite 1 chip in half and chew it for 30 seconds when someone is looking.

moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

I have autofocus in my eyes.

I sleep in the nude.

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.