Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

My hoodie/jacket strings HAVE to be equal in length, or I pull them then restretch the hood out to make them even.

im going to RAPEEEE that girl

When you tell yourself that this is the last page you'll read and end up reading three more.

Run faster down hotel corridors.

Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

I wonder if elections are rigged?

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

"Oh, that was a messed up thought, probably shouldn't think about it again or something worse because---GODDAMN IT."

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.