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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.
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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.
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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.
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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.
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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.
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When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.
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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz
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Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.
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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet
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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.
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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.
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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.
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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"
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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.
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I talk to inanimate objects daily.
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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.
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Try having a conversation with your friends parents but keep saying yeah the whole time
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I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.
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When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.
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While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.
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When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie
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I think about life problems in the shower
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Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.
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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.