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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????
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Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)
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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.
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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.
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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it
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pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.
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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass
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Reading a book and making the facial expressions it describes.
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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett
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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks
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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.
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Sitting next to a banana called James
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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3
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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.
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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...
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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.
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I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times
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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.
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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)
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Peeing in the shower
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Do math in ur head at night to help you fall asleep.
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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.
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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.
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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.