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Have to take the phone with you everytime to the bathroom

I delete all notifications on my phone before i shut it off.

I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

mentally scolding yourself for thinking something dirty just in case the person you're thinking about can read your thoughts

Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.

It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

When I sneeze I hold my balls ( only when Im alone)

I **** with no hands.

When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

Realising that there are ASSHOLES posting dumb shit on this site.

I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.