When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

I never read the Terms of Service. I just click "OK"

think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

Hate to type Morals under each one of my posts Moral: A small chick in the hand is better than a huge C**K up your ass. I am pretty sure not even women nor homosexuals want birds up there...Then again, I havent searched for anything like that at the intern... they are eating her! And now they are gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (fly stuck on head)

Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.

when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.