I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

Create a little story/scenario in your head abbout someone you like or want to meet, while lying to go to sleep.

Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

I get creeped out if I haven't looked at a clock in a while and when I finally do it reads 9:11

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

chew on the side of my teeth

having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.