Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

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When you get out of the shower and you're too lazy to get dressed, so you just hang around in a towel.

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.