I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

laziness .... its all in the mind

read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.