Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

I gotta get down of Friday

i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

When one of those sad sappy abused dogs commercials comes on, you change the channel really fast to prevent from crying.

After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

Sit down in a grass field... immediately start pulling up grass.

I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

I avoid closing my eyes in the shower in case ghosts/monsters/zombies get me.

Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

not be afraid of hurricane sandy

When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.