When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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I never read the Terms of Service. I just click "OK"

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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Hate to type Morals under each one of my posts Moral: A small chick in the hand is better than a huge C**K up your ass. I am pretty sure not even women nor homosexuals want birds up there...Then again, I havent searched for anything like that at the intern... they are eating her! And now they are gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (fly stuck on head)

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Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.

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when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.