When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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Breathe.

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

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when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

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When I'm in a hurry I brush my teeth while peeing because I think it saves time.

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.