sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

Eat ice by itself

Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)

Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.