I imagine myself dying in the worst possible way more than once a day. I don't know...today, I was driving on a bridge and all I could picture was it collapsing and falling onto me, When I'm lying in bed, I imagine my ceiling fan toppling me.

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Type in "Things you think only you do" then feel better that alot of people do the same stupid or smart things.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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When I'm in a hurry I brush my teeth while peeing because I think it saves time.

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mentally scolding yourself for thinking something dirty just in case the person you're thinking about can read your thoughts

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I pretend I'm a musical when I'm alone and sing about all the stuff I'm doing.

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When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

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Someone asks you "what's up" and you awkwardly reply "good".

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

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Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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You pause while walking around your house when you're home alone because you think you heard a noise, but then realize it was just you walking.

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Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)

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I twist my pubes into little spikes when I pee.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.