Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

Your mom

Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

Like a toy until it breaks.

When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

If no one else is home and you have to go to the bathroom, but you're invested in what you're doing on your laptop, you take it with you.

think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

Smiling like an Idiot when you get a cute text

Set Fire to the Rain

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

Take baths

Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.