- Things You Think Only You Do

Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

Sometimes I wonder if my whole life is a hallucination and I'm actually in some padded room somewhere, talking to myself and staring into space while my real family mourns the fact that their daughter will never be able to live a real life...

when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

Seperate your food on you dinner plate

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

I have always belived that I invented calling Target " Tar- jhay"

when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.

When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.