Kill Jb without getting aressted.

mentally scolding yourself for thinking something dirty just in case the person you're thinking about can read your thoughts

Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse.

Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

hallo

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.