Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

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Fart at home

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.