I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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penis

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Scan forward to best parts of songs, rarely listen to entire song.

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I can't brush my teeth and rinse in the sink right after I flush the toilet, for fear of it being connected somehow, and rinsing with my own piss.

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.