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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''
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Made after doomsday plans
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Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.
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If I'm in my room and I need to fart, I walk into someone else's room and fart in there so that my room doesn't stink up.
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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.
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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.
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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers
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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling
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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.
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When you tell yourself that this is the last page you'll read and end up reading three more.
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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"
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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.
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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"
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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is
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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day
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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .
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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person
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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?
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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.
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When im alone i have a conversation with myself
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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.
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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.
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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.
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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.