when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

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when i know that friends are coming to my place the next day i clean up my room and then i'm like...oh i forgot to clean up i'm sorry, it's always in a mess...

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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Eat pizza backwards because the crust isn't as good as the cheese part and I want to get that over with.

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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I pretend that someone can see through my eyes whenever I'm doing something cool, i guess so they think I'm cooler or something.

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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I really like taking shits.

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.