I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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When out I like to "people watch."

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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I like to poo while smoking.

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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Give your neighbors names from movies.

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feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.