Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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Sometimes I imagine how everyone would react if I died.

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I like to poo while smoking.

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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Always think good thoughts before I go to bed so that I have good dreams

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I mouth common words and phrases, just to see what it looks like when I talk to other people.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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I stand under my ceiling fan, looking up while spinning around to make it look still...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.