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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.
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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.
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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again
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Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.
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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...
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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall
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When i need to poop i place toilet paper over the water so it doesn't splash up and hit my rectum.
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Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye
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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now
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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp
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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.
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I stand under my ceiling fan, looking up while spinning around to make it look still...
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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink
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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.
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do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet
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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.
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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself
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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.
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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!
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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.
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Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.
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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.
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get bored so I fist myself for money
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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.