Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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The longer it takes me to find the light switch in the dark the more frantic and terrified I become.

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Imagine yourself and friends as band members while listening to songs.

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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i take words i just read or said and sing them to the tune of a song

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Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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Think about what you're going to tell your kids about your childhood when you grow-up.

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penis

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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Look at the clock, then instantly forget what time it is and look again.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.

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Always coming up with a really great comeback in my head 5 seconds too late. And then playing out what would have happened if I had said it.

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Automatically lie to your dentist when they ask if you floss

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.