I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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This song will not come out of my head!

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.