Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.

When I'm in a car holding a handheld device (iPod, Cell Phone, etc.) I have a feeling I will randomly throw it out the open window. I would never do this, but I'm still afraid I might.

When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.

When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

How many times is it okay to say "what" before just nodding and smiling?

When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins

I have tons of imaginary conversations in my head with people I know, but they never happen. It's worse when something funny happens in the imaginary conversation and I laugh to myself, and if someone notices I can't even say that I was remembering something because I wasn't, it had never happened...

Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

I put salt on buttered toast...

recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.