Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.

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When I'm in a car holding a handheld device (iPod, Cell Phone, etc.) I have a feeling I will randomly throw it out the open window. I would never do this, but I'm still afraid I might.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

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How many times is it okay to say "what" before just nodding and smiling?

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins

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I have tons of imaginary conversations in my head with people I know, but they never happen. It's worse when something funny happens in the imaginary conversation and I laugh to myself, and if someone notices I can't even say that I was remembering something because I wasn't, it had never happened...

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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I put salt on buttered toast...

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.