Locking your pet in the room and forcing it to spend time with you.

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

hate Justin Bieber

Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.

Create a little story/scenario in your head abbout someone you like or want to meet, while lying to go to sleep.

Sleep with pillow between legs

Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head

Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.

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Stab myself on a daily basis

Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.

I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

i smoke weed all day.

Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.