When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

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I can't piss with my shoes on.

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.