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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

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dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

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I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

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On a calendar search for the picture on your birthday month

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Accidentally turning the fan on instead of the light when you walk into the bathroom and having a mini-spazz attack because the sound scares you.

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On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

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Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.