Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...

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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

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When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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My parents are annoying.

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After texting someone, check your phone repeatedly to see if they responded

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reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal

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I stay vigilant while i shower in case killer/zombies come into my house..

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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waking up from an amazing/awesome dream and spend the rest of the day thinking up of new senarios to come after...

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.