Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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smoke marijuana

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After texting someone, check your phone repeatedly to see if they responded

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

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When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in

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avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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I always cry when I pray.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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stand in front of a mirror with your headphones in, and lip sync the words of the song playing to pretend you are singing in a music video

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Having small fingers and, regardless, still unable to click on the right thing when on the internet with a touch screen phone.

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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I get creeped out if I haven't looked at a clock in a while and when I finally do it reads 9:11

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Check the toilet paper after wiping your ass

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.