Think about breathing...

When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

I like to say really offensive and/and racist words when I'm on my own and no one can hear me. It just feels good to say things that I'm not allowed to.

Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

hurting your foot and running around trying not to think of the pain!

Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger

I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

close the fridge door really slowly just so you can see the light turn off

Videotape my mother in the shower.

Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

In my head, my life is some kind of on-going documentary about my life. Sometimes when I'm alone, I conduct interviews.

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

I light my pubes on fire instead of shaving them because they aren't as itchy that way.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.