When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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when i know that friends are coming to my place the next day i clean up my room and then i'm like...oh i forgot to clean up i'm sorry, it's always in a mess...

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When I masturbate I trade hands often in fear that my penis may become crooked.

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

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trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

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feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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Have a dream with horribly unfortunate events (like having an amputation or being in prison) waking up from said dream and saying something like, "Good thing that was a dream, don't know what I'd do if that was real"

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to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.