I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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Absentmindedly rub your stomach while lying down watching or reading.

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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I will look up the definition of a word in a text message before I use it just incase I'm using it in the wrong context.

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

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Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.