When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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I can't brush my teeth and rinse in the sink right after I flush the toilet, for fear of it being connected somehow, and rinsing with my own piss.

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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.

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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

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My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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Type in "Things you think only you do" then feel better that alot of people do the same stupid or smart things.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.