Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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Be a loner at school

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Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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misread flashlight

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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I always twist my washcloth into a cone shape, so when I take my next shower it is dry and hardened. Then I pretend stab it into my stomach and say "MY LIFE FOR AIUR!" before getting it wet again.

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.