I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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Create a little story/scenario in your head abbout someone you like or want to meet, while lying to go to sleep.

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Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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I get creeped out if I haven't looked at a clock in a while and when I finally do it reads 9:11

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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chew on the side of my teeth

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.