When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

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When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

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I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

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My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.