I like to play with the condensation on the outside of glasses, sometimes drawing in it, or just wiping it all off. I get half-way annoyed when it comes back, until I play with it again.

I always think I have special powers

Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

I masturbate with sandpaper

Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.

Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

before going to a party, i rehearse the conversations i expect to have with the people who will be there (even though those conversations never actually happent)

After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.

Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

If I see a shriveled, dried leaf while walking along the sidewalk I am compelled to step on it and make it crunch.

Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.