Rub boogers under the arm rest on the couch.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.

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Having a dream and forgetting it seconds later.

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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Sometimes I toot.

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Always think good thoughts before I go to bed so that I have good dreams

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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I piss in the bed every night

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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shag your mom

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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When I walk the streets after getting a new haircut, I think everybody's staring at me and thinking "oh my god she got a new haircut" eventhough they didn't know me before.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.