I like to play with the condensation on the outside of glasses, sometimes drawing in it, or just wiping it all off. I get half-way annoyed when it comes back, until I play with it again.

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I always think I have special powers

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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before going to a party, i rehearse the conversations i expect to have with the people who will be there (even though those conversations never actually happent)

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After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

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If I see a shriveled, dried leaf while walking along the sidewalk I am compelled to step on it and make it crunch.

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Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.