I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

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do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet

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When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

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I think about life problems in the shower

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.