I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

Run back into your room when your microwaving something

Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

Hate Skydoesminecraft.

I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.