Sometimes when I look in the mirror I mouth common words and phrases, just to see what it looks like when I talk to other people.

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

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I give my own posts a thumbs up whenever I have the option and I know that it's anonymous.

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

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When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.