Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

When nobodys home, stay as quiet as possible just in case an intrudor is hiding somewhere

I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

Imagine yourself and friends as band members while listening to songs.

Pretend i'm a sim.

pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

Wondering where are famous people and what they are doing at this exact moment.

I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

Mentally preparing yourself to step on a crunchy-looking leaf, only to discover it is in fact soggy, soft and unsatisfactory.

Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.