I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet

When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

I think about life problems in the shower

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.