When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

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Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

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Ur mum

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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I really enjoy self-pity.

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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Playing with your phone or remote throwinng it up and down until it hits your face

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

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think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.