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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out
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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick
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Sometimes I think the whole world is set up, and I feel like I'm living in some kind of Truman Show. I even sometimes say "I know you're there" to the moon.
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I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.
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Squeezing my cat's face back so it looks Chinese.
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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side
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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was
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Make up a song to yourself.
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When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.
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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.
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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...
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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.
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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.
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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not
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Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.
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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.
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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.
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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.
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I always cry when I pray.
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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing us.
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when someone says something like 'it's too late' i always start singing 'to apologizeeeeee' even though i think people are annoyed of me always singing along to their sentences and changing the meaning, but i just cannot stop it
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Be a loner at school
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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.
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Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.