I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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Spend way too much time on this website cause it makes you feel normal

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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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Dramatically narrate everything I do in my head as I do it.

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When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.