get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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Try having a conversation with your friends parents but keep saying yeah the whole time

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When I sneeze I hold my balls ( only when Im alone)

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If no one else is home and you have to go to the bathroom, but you're invested in what you're doing on your laptop, you take it with you.

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waking up from an amazing/awesome dream and spend the rest of the day thinking up of new senarios to come after...

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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Before I go to bed I have to put one of my hands between my knees in order to warm up and get comfy.

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Whenever you are in a quiet room and are trying to eat a food that is very loud to chew (like chips) you try to chew slowly or alter your chewing style so noone will think your too loud

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SOMETIMES I SHIT ON MY HAND.... IN THE SHOWER

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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Look at a word and count the letters by 2's - continue counting the letters over and over by 2's until it comes out even at the end of the word.

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Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

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Fear that the CIA is secretly wathing you.

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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

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when someone says something like 'it's too late' i always start singing 'to apologizeeeeee' even though i think people are annoyed of me always singing along to their sentences and changing the meaning, but i just cannot stop it

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.