when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights.

When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

Pretend that i don't care about my birthday when i actually can't wait to see what present people will get me and get terribly excited everytime someone text me

Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger

On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

When the hero of a movie is drowning I hold my breath to see if I would survive.

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

Things You Think Only You Do

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