When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

I meow when my cat meows.

Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

When out I like to "people watch."

I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.