In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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I want to suck on your penis

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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Fart at home

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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Do somthing only you do

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

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whenever im doing sumthing im not suppose to i feel like everybody knows what im doing

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.