Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

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Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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being super bored at shool

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.