When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

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Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

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Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

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Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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I piss in the bed every night

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

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blow nose. look at kleenex.

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

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I always cry when I pray.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.