Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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Eat ice by itself

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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Create a little story/scenario in your head abbout someone you like or want to meet, while lying to go to sleep.

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Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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I get creeped out if I haven't looked at a clock in a while and when I finally do it reads 9:11

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.