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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.
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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.
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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out
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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.
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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)
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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.
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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!
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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.
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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki
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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.
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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.
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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.
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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh
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Have to take the phone with you everytime to the bathroom
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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.
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Giving my dog a massage.
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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?
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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.
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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.
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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.
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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...
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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.