Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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When one of those sad sappy abused dogs commercials comes on, you change the channel really fast to prevent from crying.

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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I eat food when i'm bored..

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feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

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Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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I want to suck on your penis

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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I cover my webcam on my when I fap in fear that someone/something is watching.

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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Wondering where are famous people and what they are doing at this exact moment.

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sometimes i sing and when i do , i make drum sounds with my teeth and you know, all that stuff

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I'm listening to my ipod on a road trip I look out the window longingly and pretend to be in a music video

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speak proper english

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.