If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

Think of numbers as male or female.

Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

I was the real Stig...

In my head, my life is some kind of on-going documentary about my life. Sometimes when I'm alone, I conduct interviews.

The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

i cant fall asleep unless i suck my thumb...

Talk to my cat.

Videotape my mother in the shower.

lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.