k. everyone

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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I daydream about what would happen if my phone rang in public and I had a ringtone of a cool song and what people think about the song and if they think I'm cool for it, or if they see some sort of symbolic meaning in the song. I do this while pacing around my room listening to the song. I think about what people I know would think about certain lyrics in the song. I do this all the time.

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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I can't brush my teeth and rinse in the sink right after I flush the toilet, for fear of it being connected somehow, and rinsing with my own piss.

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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Pee in the shower

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.