I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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run inside after taking out the trash because a monster might be hiding in the big trash can

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.