I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

Thinking your life is a movie...

Think you looked good the whole day, then come home and realize you were a hot mess and nobody told you

filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

I'm really picky about how I earn money

Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.