I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

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when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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Make up a song to yourself.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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Say "ow" when I drop something or before I get hurt

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.