On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

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On a calendar search for the picture on your birthday month

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Accidentally turning the fan on instead of the light when you walk into the bathroom and having a mini-spazz attack because the sound scares you.

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On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

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Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

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Say "ow" when I drop something or before I get hurt

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I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

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I hold my breath in elevators

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.

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I click my teeth to music

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.