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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind
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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B
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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.
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working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case
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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford
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imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.
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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.
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I scratch the scabs on my head whenever im bored
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When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.
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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.
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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift
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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"
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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.
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Dancing while hoovering
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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.
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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream
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When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.
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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters
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Masturbate while waiting for a game to load.
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When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.
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run inside after taking out the trash because a monster might be hiding in the big trash can
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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.