When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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I really enjoy self-pity.

say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

when two pictures look very similar, i go back and forth between them so it looks like they're moving

When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.

type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.