When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

Accidentally turning the fan on instead of the light when you walk into the bathroom and having a mini-spazz attack because the sound scares you.

I fake laugh at peoples jokes when they're not funny to avoid akward moments.

When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

Sometimes I wipe my butt so violently that my finger goes through the toilet paper and into my butt hole. I enjoy it and question my sexuality. ;)

I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

Wishing you could go back in time and do a situation over again, becuase you regret the stuff you did.

Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

sometimes if I am going on a flight to another country I will hold a small pocket of air in my mouth before getting on the plane and then I would let it out after we land

Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.