i cant fall asleep unless i suck my thumb...

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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k. everyone

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.