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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.
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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.
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I mean Diana Ross.
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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.
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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.
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Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age
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Drying yourself after the shower with a towl, wiping your ass dry and beeing scared when you dry other parts of your body you dont use the same part of the towl.
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When im alone i have a conversation with myself
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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went
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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.
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Sometimes I think the whole world is set up, and I feel like I'm living in some kind of Truman Show. I even sometimes say "I know you're there" to the moon.
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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)
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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation
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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.
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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?
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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.
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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot
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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side
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Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.
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I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts
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When I poop I pretend to make my wiener talk.
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Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry
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Give a 'thumbs up' or a 'thumbs down' based strictly on how much you like the number it will change it to.
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Attempting to silently sneak a fart, then it erupts from your anus.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.