Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

Your mom

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

listen to madonnas new album

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.