When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

I piss in the bed every night

Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

I laugh easier when im with someone

When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

blow nose. look at kleenex.

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

I always cry when I pray.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.