Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

Breathe.

When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.