When laying in bed I put the covers over my head and act like I'm in different places..caves..tent..etc..

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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.

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Think you looked good the whole day, then come home and realize you were a hot mess and nobody told you

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

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Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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Run up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way.

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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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I say my first name every night before I go to sleep because I want it to be the last thing I say before I die.

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.