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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.
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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.
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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.
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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.
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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D
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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5
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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next
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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"
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Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.
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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower
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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH
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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.
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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.
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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.
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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.
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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv
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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.
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I think about other women when having sex
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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god
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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.
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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.
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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.
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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster
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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.