I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.

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Walking around store and store clerk asks are you finding everything ok..and you reply yes and you...

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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Tape your dick to your leg to fit into tight pants

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.