After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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Cough and shift my feet a lot when someone comes into the public bathroom so they know someone is in the stall and won't walk in on me.

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.