When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

Eating a crunchy food while watching tv and turning up the volume little by little until its around 80% because you can't hear over the sound of your own chewing. Then later when you turn back on the tv you scare yourself because it's still at 80% and frantically try to turn it down with super speed before anyone hears you.

Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.

Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.