Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.

Sometimes when I look at something up close, I alternate closing each eye and looking at the object from the other eye, then switch again. I do it really fast to make it look like that thing is moving. It's really entertaining.

Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

always check thde back seat before starting the car

kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

I always cry when I pray.

I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.