Vote for the other guy

Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?

I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Sometimes I imagine what it would look like if I was seeing out of another person's eyes across from where I happen to be.

Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.

chew on the side of my teeth

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.