Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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I'll sing nice and loud in the shower and wonder why I haven't come out with an album yet

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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If I'm in my room and I need to fart, I walk into someone else's room and fart in there so that my room doesn't stink up.

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Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.