Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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Your mom

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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listen to madonnas new album

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.