Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.