- Things You Think Only You Do

I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

I aphabeticalize my shoes

I want to suck on your penis

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

I really don't know what to do when i see a double post on here. I mean, i get that people like to do stuff with their feet when their in bed, but somehow al lot of these people do not find it enough to vote up an existing post.

Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

I have one friend I always punch in the shoulder at least once when I see him.

Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.