When I'm home alone I open random doors to make sure nobodys there

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I push the door open with my stomach

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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Think that a movie is shorter after you watch it once or twice

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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Gotta sleep with a fan.

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.