Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

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Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.