I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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I control water in the shower.

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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.