When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

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Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.

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Think about the things you could do if you had the power to stop the time.

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

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When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.