Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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Sex scene comes on TV while you are watching with your parents... Try to act normal... Fail.

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Having gay sex

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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I buy books and never read them and get mad at myself for doing so.

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I pretend that someone can see through my eyes whenever I'm doing something cool, i guess so they think I'm cooler or something.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.