You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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I always think I have special powers

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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When looking for something you need, just walk in circles around the house until it appears.

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.