Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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Seperate your food on you dinner plate

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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Whenever you are in a quiet room and are trying to eat a food that is very loud to chew (like chips) you try to chew slowly or alter your chewing style so noone will think your too loud

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

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feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

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Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.