only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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Give your neighbors names from movies.

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feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.