As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

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When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

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Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.

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Every time i take a drink from a cup, i rotate the cup so i never drink from the same place.

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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After texting someone, check your phone repeatedly to see if they responded

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.