Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Sometimes I imagine what it would look like if I was seeing out of another person's eyes across from where I happen to be.

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I buy books and never read them and get mad at myself for doing so.

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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hate Justin Bieber

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...

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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

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this is a terrible website and i hate you

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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.