Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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When I have headphones in, I wonder if my swallowing is extremely loud for everyone else too.

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

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Kick the fallen ice cube underneath the fridge

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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I always think I have special powers

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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My most intimate moments are constantly interrupted by the same thought..."oh, God...what if there is a secret security cam in here...CUT TO: oh God...can my dead grandparents see me now????"

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.