I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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When laying in bed I put the covers over my head and act like I'm in different places..caves..tent..etc..

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Make up a song to yourself.

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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I was the real Stig...

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When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.