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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.
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Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.
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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me
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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.
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Give a 'thumbs up' or a 'thumbs down' based strictly on how much you like the number it will change it to.
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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel
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sit in the shower
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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....
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When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"
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Moral: Damn I clicked on pointless super powers how did I get here! Moral: I wrote the "thing only I do" below :P
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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.
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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped
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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.
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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings
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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.
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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.
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Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)
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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.
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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.
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Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.
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Like a toy until it breaks.
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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Pretend i'm a sim.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.