Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

Text random people saying I'm pregnant

When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.