Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.

when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head

almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you

I masturbate with sandpaper

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I mouth common words and phrases, just to see what it looks like when I talk to other people.

read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

I wish I was born again, but I had all of the knowledge I have now.

When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

I have seen a UFO

sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.

When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.