I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)

Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.