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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.
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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.
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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.
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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!
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Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.
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I constantly talk to myself.
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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with
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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o
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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.
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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely
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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.
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When no one's at home, the house turns into an action movie set. Going to my room turns into sprinting up the stairs and purposely stumbling to give the effect that bombs are going off. And always make it to the room in time to hop on the last helicopter out of the jungle.
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when you bleed you suck your own blood
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"Oh, that was a messed up thought, probably shouldn't think about it again or something worse because---GODDAMN IT."
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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.
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When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc
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You pause while walking around your house when you're home alone because you think you heard a noise, but then realize it was just you walking.
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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.
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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.
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When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.
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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.
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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.