Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

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I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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Dramatically narrate everything I do in my head as I do it.

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At the gym, I always try to do 5 pounds more than the previous person.

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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Think you looked good the whole day, then come home and realize you were a hot mess and nobody told you

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.