Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry

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Imagine yourself and friends as band members while listening to songs.

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Squeezing my cat's face back so it looks Chinese.

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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Poo really loud

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Pee sitting down so I dont have to aim

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

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When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in

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When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

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when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

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When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.