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When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.
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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.
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When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up
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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B
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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...
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Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it
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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.
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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.
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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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humiliating little girls
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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.
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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on
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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.
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Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music
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Know all the lyrics to a song but then realize you never actually "listened" to the song to see what it's about
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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast
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When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).
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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it
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Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.
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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.
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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.
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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.