Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.