When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

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Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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Eating a crunchy food while watching tv and turning up the volume little by little until its around 80% because you can't hear over the sound of your own chewing. Then later when you turn back on the tv you scare yourself because it's still at 80% and frantically try to turn it down with super speed before anyone hears you.

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.