I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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I imagine myself dying in the worst possible way more than once a day. I don't know...today, I was driving on a bridge and all I could picture was it collapsing and falling onto me, When I'm lying in bed, I imagine my ceiling fan toppling me.

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I click my teeth to music

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I stay vigilant while i shower in case killer/zombies come into my house..

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

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I will look up the definition of a word in a text message before I use it just incase I'm using it in the wrong context.

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.