play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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I hate being called "buddy".

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.