Pee in the shower

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use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

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Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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Sex scene comes on TV while you are watching with your parents... Try to act normal... Fail.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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saying long strings of unconnected words in your head and wondering if you just said something that noone else ever has

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

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When i take off my watch before i go to sleep i smell my wrist.

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when two pictures look very similar, i go back and forth between them so it looks like they're moving

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.