Vote for the other guy

I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.