I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

thumb_up thumb_down -62

After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

thumb_up thumb_down -47

If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

thumb_up thumb_down -58

whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

thumb_up thumb_down -44

Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

thumb_up thumb_down -39

Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

thumb_up thumb_down -46

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -102

I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Wonder why there are sites like this.

thumb_up thumb_down +68

every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

thumb_up thumb_down -95

use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Math tests-doing all the work for a problem only to find out my answer is not any of the multiple choices.

thumb_up thumb_down +137

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

thumb_up thumb_down -55

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

thumb_up thumb_down -38

When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

thumb_up thumb_down -68

When standing on the beach, I try to command the waves to stop.

thumb_up thumb_down +86

I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

thumb_up thumb_down -64

i use dental dams

thumb_up thumb_down -70

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.