When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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When out I like to "people watch."

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.