If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

thumb_up thumb_down -49

Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

thumb_up thumb_down -66

mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

thumb_up thumb_down -45

I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

thumb_up thumb_down +11

In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

thumb_up thumb_down -44

Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Think of numbers as male or female.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

thumb_up thumb_down -49

When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

thumb_up thumb_down -25

I was the real Stig...

thumb_up thumb_down -95

In my head, my life is some kind of on-going documentary about my life. Sometimes when I'm alone, I conduct interviews.

thumb_up thumb_down +131

The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

thumb_up thumb_down -10

getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

thumb_up thumb_down -50

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

i cant fall asleep unless i suck my thumb...

thumb_up thumb_down -41

Talk to my cat.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Videotape my mother in the shower.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

thumb_up thumb_down -8

I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.