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When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.
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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath
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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.
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Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.
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Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.
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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.
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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running
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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.
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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.
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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.
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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.
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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.
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I eat ass
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Rapidly click the mouse when your computer is frozen, even though you know it won't do anything to help whatsoever.
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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking
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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.
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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid
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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!
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I'm really picky about how I earn money
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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.
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On a calendar search for the picture on your birthday month
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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away
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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.
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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.
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