I laugh easier when im with someone

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

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When i need to poop i place toilet paper over the water so it doesn't splash up and hit my rectum.

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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Answering questions that weren't directed at me, then awkwardly playing it off like they were talking to you.

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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I like to say really offensive and/and racist words when I'm on my own and no one can hear me. It just feels good to say things that I'm not allowed to.

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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When I am listening to my ipod in the car or on a bus, i always remove an earphone to check if i am breathing really loudly.

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.