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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.
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laziness .... its all in the mind
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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.
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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen
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Put toilet paper in the toilet before i poop so the water dosent splash
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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!
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Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!
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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)
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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.
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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.
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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)
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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?
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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.
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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.
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dont turn my fan up so high cause i think its going to fall and slice me to bits -jesse
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I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...
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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands
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When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.
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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.
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find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.
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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."
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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.
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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do
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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.