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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half
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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.
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Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.
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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.
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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.
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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in
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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.
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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.
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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)
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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.
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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee
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incognito mode on google chrome
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I brush my teeth while im in the shower
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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote
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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.
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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.
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When i need to poop i place toilet paper over the water so it doesn't splash up and hit my rectum.
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losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again
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When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.
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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.
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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.
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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.
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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.
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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.