I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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My hoodie/jacket strings HAVE to be equal in length, or I pull them then restretch the hood out to make them even.

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When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.

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when i have to go down stairs at night, i have to sprint up the stairs in case there are ghosts/monsters never dangle my feet over the bed in case something tickles/touches them

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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"????????? ???? ?????! ??? ?? ???????? UH1 HUEY!!! ??? ?? ???????? ??????? ??????????? ?????, ????????? ?? ??????? ? ??????????????? ???????!!! ?????? ????, ???????????????? ?? ???????, ?? ?????? ??????? ?? ????! ???? ???????????? ???????, ????? ??????? ???? ??? ?????????, ? ??????????? ?????, ??? ????????? ??????? ??????????? ?????!!! ? ??? ?? ????? ???? ??????? ??????????? ??????????. ???????? ????????,???? ????, ??? ??????? ?????? ??? ????? ??? ????? ???? ? ??????. "

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.