Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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being super bored at school

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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Check your analog watch, wait for it to strike a minute, then look away and try to count 60 seconds out in your head before you look again. However many seconds you were away is your new record.

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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I piss in the bed every night

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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Every time i take a drink from a cup, i rotate the cup so i never drink from the same place.

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When looking for something you need, just walk in circles around the house until it appears.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.