When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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My most intimate moments are constantly interrupted by the same thought..."oh, God...what if there is a secret security cam in here...CUT TO: oh God...can my dead grandparents see me now????"

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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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when i have to go down stairs at night, i have to sprint up the stairs in case there are ghosts/monsters never dangle my feet over the bed in case something tickles/touches them

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Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

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whenever I see those commercials where there is two people talking to each other but they constantly look at me it really irritates me

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

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Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

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Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

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Courtesy flush.

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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Before I go to bed I have to put one of my hands between my knees in order to warm up and get comfy.

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Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.