When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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When I'm walking I pretend that I'm staying in the same place and moving the world beneath me.

Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

im going to rape that girl

Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

Whenever someone is making a speech, I imagine them being taken out by a sniper mid-speech...

If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

whale sperm

When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...

When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.