Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

While listening to songs, your always thinking of a situation to go along with it.

Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

wen on this website go look at the most disliked

If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

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Not clicking the Facebook 'like' button on "pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud", because it will show up on your profile, and you think other people will think you're strange.

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

When I'm in the shower i let the water run off my arms and fingers and pretend I'm a giant god of water sending torrents to the miniature people below.

worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.

Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.

When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

1.Open the fridge...nothing to eat :/ 2.Open the cabinet...nothing to eat :/ 3.Lower expectations..and then repeat :)

Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

When I'm about to go to the bathroom, I think of a million things that I have to do and try to do them all before I pee my pants.

You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

After hearing a song, you think, oh i have never heard of that before, and then you start hearing it every single day....

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.