I mean Diana Ross.

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When I walk the streets after getting a new haircut, I think everybody's staring at me and thinking "oh my god she got a new haircut" eventhough they didn't know me before.

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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Think about the things you could do if you had the power to stop the time.

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When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

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Tried to suck ur own penis

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Pee in the shower

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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Get turned on lookin at my own butt

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....

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Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.