I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.