The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

when you bleed you suck your own blood

When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

open the fridge A eat food B think

Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

sometimes if I am going on a flight to another country I will hold a small pocket of air in my mouth before getting on the plane and then I would let it out after we land

turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

I was not born in the country I am living in now

Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

I have never watched Star Wars.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.