I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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Look at my poop before flushing

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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When I'm walking I pretend that I'm staying in the same place and moving the world beneath me.

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Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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I stay vigilant while i shower in case killer/zombies come into my house..

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.