really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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humiliating little girls

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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I can see a magic eye image

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.