I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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I click my teeth to music

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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My hoodie/jacket strings HAVE to be equal in length, or I pull them then restretch the hood out to make them even.

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.