If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

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Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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Kick the fallen ice cube underneath the fridge

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.