Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.