Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

Wonder why there are sites like this.

every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

Find yourself alone at a party/gathering of some sort... Pretend to send a text to make people think you're not a loner.

Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

i use dental dams

when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

Abuse your pet when nobody's looking

I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

If I have a black surface I scratch my dandruff onto and make a dandruff galaxy.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.