when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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ask my dog questions then realize, she can't talk...

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.