If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

always check thde back seat before starting the car

I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.

Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

Kick the fallen ice cube underneath the fridge

Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.