did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

I chew around the center of carrots.

Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.