The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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when you bleed you suck your own blood

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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sometimes if I am going on a flight to another country I will hold a small pocket of air in my mouth before getting on the plane and then I would let it out after we land

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.