I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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Pee in the shower

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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close the fridge door really slowly just so you can see the light turn off

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.