While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

when you bleed you suck your own blood

When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

Pretend that when you are in the shower, the shower head is a giant machine gun, that takes thousands of men to operate, and that you were an extremely large person and you catch ALL of the bullets in your mouth, spitting them at the shower head while at the same time turning off the water as if they all died, and the small drips that continue to drop out were the dead soldires' blood.....-dillon

When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

Stalk people on facebook, find out something interesting, and later claim that it 'came up on your newsfeed'.

When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

being super bored at shool

Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

Smiling like an Idiot when you get a cute text

it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

Pee in the shower.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.