sing in the shower

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Before I go to bed at night, I close the closet door so the monsters inside don't come get me while I'm sleeping.

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When I see myself in the mirror, I have to make a funny face just to make sure my face still works.

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

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Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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I dip my pizza crust in soda

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.