draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

Text random people saying I'm pregnant

Lie in bed and wonder what happens whe you die, get depressed and come on this site for reassurance

Sitting down in the shower

I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

Like a toy until it breaks.

when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.