When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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Mentally preparing yourself to step on a crunchy-looking leaf, only to discover it is in fact soggy, soft and unsatisfactory.

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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I eat ass

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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Whenever I'm home alone, I dance and sing along to any commercial.

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im going to rape that girl

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every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.