I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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Pretending you're in a tribute band when you listen to a song.

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D

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Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

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hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.