When you get out of the shower and you're too lazy to get dressed, so you just hang around in a towel.

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When you stop to tie you shoe, you re-tie the other so one isnt tighter than the other.

When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

seeing small spots in your eye (dust probably) and then chasing them with your eye trying to catch them

Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

I Masturbate Daily.

Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

If I'm in my room and I need to fart, I walk into someone else's room and fart in there so that my room doesn't stink up.

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I plant my feet firmly when the subway approaches in case a random stranger tries to kill me by pushing me in front of the train.

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

I really enjoy self-pity.

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

im going to RAPEEEE that girl

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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.