Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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Brake for tail-gaters

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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Vote for the other guy

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.