Check the toilet paper after wiping your ass

I can't get out of bed in the mornings unless the alarm clock reads 0 or 5.

I always feel a little twinge of regret when I see "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service," because I know it's a lie.

Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.

when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.

i run my 2 fingers across a wall like they're ninja feet when im happy.

I dip my pizza crust in soda

Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

Give a 'thumbs up' or a 'thumbs down' based strictly on how much you like the number it will change it to.

The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

Sometimes I imagine how everyone would react if I died.

When I see myself in the mirror, I have to make a funny face just to make sure my face still works.

Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.

Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

Put toilet paper in the toilet before i poop so the water dosent splash

I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

I get mad at characters on tv and i shoot the screen with my Nerf gun

when singing to music on my ipod, i sometimes pause the music to hear how loud I am singing.

When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

Turn the Microwave off at 1 second

I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.

When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

Whenever someone is making a speech, I imagine them being taken out by a sniper mid-speech...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.