When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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i run my 2 fingers across a wall like they're ninja feet when im happy.

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When out I like to "people watch."

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check shower for murder then pee

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.