watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

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When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

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Reading a book and making the facial expressions it describes.

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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Brake for tail-gaters

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.