when i am in a long car ride i look out the window and imagine im in a sad music video

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When I'm laying in bed, I make sure that my feet are covered and not hanging off the edge so that monsters don't eat them in my sleep.

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before i go to sleep i must check the front door knob multiple times to make sure its locked

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Eat something to pass the time while I wait for my food in the microwave to be cooked.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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I approach balcony ledges with my feet firmly planted, just in case a random person decides to come pick me up and throw me off the balcony.

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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Post on this website, then give yourself the first thumbs up to kick-start your success.

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.