- Things You Think Only You Do

Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it didn't want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

Always think good thoughts before I go to bed so that I have good dreams

When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

Go for a 10 mile run.

Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.

When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.