go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.