When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

Mentally preparing yourself to step on a crunchy-looking leaf, only to discover it is in fact soggy, soft and unsatisfactory.

Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

I eat ass

Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

Whenever I'm home alone, I dance and sing along to any commercial.

im going to rape that girl

every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.