My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

sit in the shower

I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

pick your nose and eat it

Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.