did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

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I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.