Drying yourself after the shower with a towl, wiping your ass dry and beeing scared when you dry other parts of your body you dont use the same part of the towl.

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Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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Set Fire to the Rain

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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call someone by a siblings name.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.