I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

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I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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make food scream if i chop them up.

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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I have seen a UFO

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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Before I go to bed at night, I close the closet door so the monsters inside don't come get me while I'm sleeping.

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"

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when i know that friends are coming to my place the next day i clean up my room and then i'm like...oh i forgot to clean up i'm sorry, it's always in a mess...

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fap

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If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

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when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

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Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.