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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.
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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?
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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.
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do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet
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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.
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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.
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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".
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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.
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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)
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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them
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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn
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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said
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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...
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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)
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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"
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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.
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When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head
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Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face
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Hate when you finish a cup of pudding or something like that and you don’t want to get up to put the spoon in the sink so you just leave it sitting in the cup but the spoon is too tall for the cup and it falls over.
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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?
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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.
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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.
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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O
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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.