When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.