I click my teeth to music

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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My hoodie/jacket strings HAVE to be equal in length, or I pull them then restretch the hood out to make them even.

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

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When I see someone I know walking toward me as I'm walking toward them from a long way away, I pretend I don't see them until we're right on top of each other, then, miraculously discovering them, I smile and say, "Hi".

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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Rapidly click the mouse when your computer is frozen, even though you know it won't do anything to help whatsoever.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.