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Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.
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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.
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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons
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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk
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When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.
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when i know that friends are coming to my place the next day i clean up my room and then i'm like...oh i forgot to clean up i'm sorry, it's always in a mess...
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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them
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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.
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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"
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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation
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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..
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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.
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i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich
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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.
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Fart at home
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Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.
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If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit
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I post morals under every one of my new comments. Moral: Duh, I am moral man ffs! What do you expect! Its awesome! If things go at this phase I will be a celebrity in... hmm... in never!
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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.
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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.
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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.
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Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see
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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?
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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.