- Things You Think Only You Do

Still record on VHS tapes.

Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

Set Fire to the Rain

Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

call someone by a siblings name.

When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

Having gay sex

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.