When I'm walking I pretend that I'm staying in the same place and moving the world beneath me.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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Think that a movie is shorter after you watch it once or twice

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I see someone I know walking toward me as I'm walking toward them from a long way away, I pretend I don't see them until we're right on top of each other, then, miraculously discovering them, I smile and say, "Hi".

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.