Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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"Oh, that was a messed up thought, probably shouldn't think about it again or something worse because---GODDAMN IT."

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I stand under my ceiling fan, looking up while spinning around to make it look still...

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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.