Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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I'll sing nice and loud in the shower and wonder why I haven't come out with an album yet

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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If I'm in my room and I need to fart, I walk into someone else's room and fart in there so that my room doesn't stink up.

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Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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When you tell yourself that this is the last page you'll read and end up reading three more.

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.