Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.

Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

hallo

I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

Reading the terms of service :O....

Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

Sit down in a grass field... immediately start pulling up grass.

hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

im going to rape that girl

I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

Eat something that will make crumbs over the sink because you are too lazy to get a plate

I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.

always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.