Pretend that i don't care about my birthday when i actually can't wait to see what present people will get me and get terribly excited everytime someone text me

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Open the fridge every 15 minutes, to see if there is anything new to eat.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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When I'm home alone I open random doors to make sure nobodys there

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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i cant fall asleep unless i suck my thumb...

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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Have a dream with horribly unfortunate events (like having an amputation or being in prison) waking up from said dream and saying something like, "Good thing that was a dream, don't know what I'd do if that was real"

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whenever im getting a haircut, i feel as if the barber can see my embarrassing and private thoughts.

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blink

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.