When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

I like to eat the crust on pizzas

Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.