Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

When I'm in a hurry I brush my teeth while peeing because I think it saves time.

Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

I dont know weather or not to flush the toilet at night incase i wake somebody, its even worse in other peoples houses.

Write things in the air with my finger, and then erase the words with my hand.

Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.