not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.