whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.