Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

When I walk into the bathroom and the lid of toilet is closed, I always get slightly nervous to lift it up and see into the toilet. I'm always thinking there'll be something disgusting or scary in there.

Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

Wondering who would cry at your funeral

Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....

I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

this is a terrible website and i hate you

scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

Go on this site to feel normal.

put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.