when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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I **** with no hands.

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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I know how to type a ¿

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hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

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Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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Before I go to bed at night, I close the closet door so the monsters inside don't come get me while I'm sleeping.

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.