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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.
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calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.
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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).
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Sitting down in the shower
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scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!
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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.
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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.
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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.
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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head
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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.
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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.
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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"
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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".
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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped
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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?
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blink
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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.
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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)
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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.
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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.
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I piss in the bed every night
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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped
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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish
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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.