I daydream about what would happen if my phone rang in public and I had a ringtone of a cool song and what people think about the song and if they think I'm cool for it, or if they see some sort of symbolic meaning in the song. I do this while pacing around my room listening to the song. I think about what people I know would think about certain lyrics in the song. I do this all the time.

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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I vote thumb dlown the ones that i dong like

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Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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Mentally preparing yourself to step on a crunchy-looking leaf, only to discover it is in fact soggy, soft and unsatisfactory.

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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misread flashlight

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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Pretend I'm much more popular than I am with people who don't know my social life.

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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I eat food when i'm bored..

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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.