in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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I have seen a UFO

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I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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My parents are annoying.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.