Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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Think about breathing...

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When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

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Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.

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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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sometimes i close my eyes and i rub them to see psychedelic drawings

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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I get mad at characters on tv and i shoot the screen with my Nerf gun

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.