Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

If I'm in my room and I need to fart, I walk into someone else's room and fart in there so that my room doesn't stink up.

When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

When I was younger I would image a band that played the songs on the radio that was strapped to the roof of the car during long car rides.

When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

i always think people can hear my thoughts.

When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.

See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.