Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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make food scream if i chop them up.

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On a calendar search for the picture on your birthday month

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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I talk to my pet when no one is home.

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.