I refuse to forward chain letters

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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smoke marijuana

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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Talk to my cat.

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.