When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.

if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

When I see myself in the mirror, I have to make a funny face just to make sure my face still works.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Drinking and dialing people I dated.

Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.

I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.