I poop on the side of my house in the morning so I do not have to make noise then come back in.

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When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts

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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

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when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

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When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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speak proper english

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I Masturbate Daily.

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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.