I refuse to forward chain letters

stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

smoke marijuana

I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.

when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

Talk to my cat.

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.