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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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When I eat potato chips, I lick each side to make sure the really salty part is down.

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If there's leaves on the ground and the wind picks it up and makes like swirls I put my arms out to make it seem I'm controlling the swirls.

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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Vote for the other guy

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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suck my own penis

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Boinked my neighbor

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Poop naked.

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.