Play with my own boobs for no reason

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Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

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When I'm about to go to the bathroom, I think of a million things that I have to do and try to do them all before I pee my pants.

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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Have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum.

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Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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I hit the frig after sex

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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Sometimes I think the whole world is set up, and I feel like I'm living in some kind of Truman Show. I even sometimes say "I know you're there" to the moon.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.