Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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I chew my ice cream.

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

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I twist my pubes into little spikes when I pee.

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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Open the microwave at 1 second left to pretend you're on a bomb squad.

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I put salt on buttered toast...

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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Dramatically narrate everything I do in my head as I do it.

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Wonder why there are sites like this.

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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Sometimes i think i've been living a dream life, and one day im really gonna wake up in the middle of 9th grade math class and have to explain why i was sleeping on my desk and jerking off so much.

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.