Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

I was the real Stig...

When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

Go for a 10 mile run.

I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.