Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

I rehearse arguments in my head.

Boinked my neighbor

Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

I talk to my pet when no one is home.

At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

Breathe.

When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

Pee in the shower

When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in

When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.