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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them
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Pretend that when you are in the shower, the shower head is a giant machine gun, that takes thousands of men to operate, and that you were an extremely large person and you catch ALL of the bullets in your mouth, spitting them at the shower head while at the same time turning off the water as if they all died, and the small drips that continue to drop out were the dead soldires' blood.....-dillon
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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.
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Stalk people on facebook, find out something interesting, and later claim that it 'came up on your newsfeed'.
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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.
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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.
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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.
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being super bored at shool
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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.
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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.
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Smiling like an Idiot when you get a cute text
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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill
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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.
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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'
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Pee in the shower.
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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.
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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"
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Put my hand under the pillow in bed to get orgasm
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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".
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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid
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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.
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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!
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A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.