Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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im going to RAPEEEE that girl

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

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I give my own posts a thumbs up whenever I have the option and I know that it's anonymous.

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Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.