When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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*Sees bug on wall while taking shower* *Splashes with shower water* *Bug slides down wall* >_

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.