Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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Smoking in the shower.

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.