When my soap is running low, I add water to it.

eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag

I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

I have never watched Star Wars.

when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

not be afraid of hurricane sandy

Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

Pee in my work garbage can.

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

try to give your friends spirit animals

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

play with a laser pointer and pretend its a lightsaber

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.