Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

try to give your friends spirit animals

When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

I apologize, when i bump against things.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.