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When out I like to "people watch."
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I like to poo while smoking.
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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.
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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.
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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough
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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.
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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.
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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.
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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.
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When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...
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when im losing an argument, ill start singing my responses
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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.
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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me
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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.
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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.
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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.
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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O
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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.
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I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.
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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.
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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim
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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"
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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them
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When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.