Having gay sex

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head

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I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.