I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.

I really like taking shits.

Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...

Courtesy flush.

I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.