Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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I twist my pubes into little spikes when I pee.

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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I pretend that someone can see through my eyes whenever I'm doing something cool, i guess so they think I'm cooler or something.

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

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Reading the terms of service :O....

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I chew my ice cream.

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Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.