I pee in the shower.

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I wish I was born again, but I had all of the knowledge I have now.

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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Fill up a glass, drink half, then fill it up again.

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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No matter how complicated your shower is at home, you always find it much easier to work than other people's showers.

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must have the tv volume set to an even number or feel weird

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If I see a shriveled, dried leaf while walking along the sidewalk I am compelled to step on it and make it crunch.

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Whenever another person sitting next to me at school doesn't push their chair in when they get up to leave, I do it for them because it looks more orderly.

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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I scratch and sniff.

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Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.

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I scratch the scabs on my head whenever im bored

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.