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smoke marijuana
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After texting someone, check your phone repeatedly to see if they responded
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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.
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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.
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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.
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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.
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sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video
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When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in
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avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring
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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!
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stand in front of a mirror with your headphones in, and lip sync the words of the song playing to pretend you are singing in a music video
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Having small fingers and, regardless, still unable to click on the right thing when on the internet with a touch screen phone.
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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.
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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.
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I get creeped out if I haven't looked at a clock in a while and when I finally do it reads 9:11
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Check the toilet paper after wiping your ass
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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.
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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.
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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you
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While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.
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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.
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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.
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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.
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sit in the shower
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.