Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

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When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

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While waiting on someone I check my phone and if there is no new message I just read old ones, just to be occupied and don't look stupid or lost

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.

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when someone goes underwater in a movie I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived in that situation, I almost died during Finding Nemo

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.