Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

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When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.