I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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When I have a really good dream, and I wake up and realize it was a dream, I try to fall back asleep and re-visit the dream.

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

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sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights.

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Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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Give a 'thumbs up' or a 'thumbs down' based strictly on how much you like the number it will change it to.

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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When standing on the beach, I try to command the waves to stop.

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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sometimes i sing and when i do , i make drum sounds with my teeth and you know, all that stuff

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If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.