Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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I ejaculate fire and glory

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.