creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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I get mad at characters on tv and i shoot the screen with my Nerf gun

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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Always think good thoughts before I go to bed so that I have good dreams

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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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run inside after taking out the trash because a monster might be hiding in the big trash can

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find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.