Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.

thumb_up thumb_down +64

When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

thumb_up thumb_down -76

I brush my teeth while im in the shower

thumb_up thumb_down -46

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

thumb_up thumb_down -53

Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

thumb_up thumb_down +23

place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

thumb_up thumb_down -30

LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

thumb_up thumb_down -44

I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

mentally scolding yourself for thinking something dirty just in case the person you're thinking about can read your thoughts

thumb_up thumb_down +122

look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

thumb_up thumb_down -42

Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

thumb_up thumb_down -51

misread dig bick

thumb_up thumb_down -40

I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

thumb_up thumb_down -111

Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

thumb_up thumb_down -65

Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

thumb_up thumb_down -78

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

thumb_up thumb_down -47

I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

thumb_up thumb_down -59

When you get out of the shower and you're too lazy to get dressed, so you just hang around in a towel.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.