Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

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I was the real Stig...

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.