Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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Boinked my neighbor

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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I talk to my pet when no one is home.

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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Breathe.

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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Pee in the shower

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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hallo

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.