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look at bins as i walk past them
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Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it
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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.
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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger
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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.
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When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.
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when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.
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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service
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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.
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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...
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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.
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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...
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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed
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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...
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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.
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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.
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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.
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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.
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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.
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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt
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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.
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Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.
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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.
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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.