when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

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Absentmindedly rub your stomach while lying down watching or reading.

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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Pee sitting down so I dont have to aim

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when singing to music on my ipod, i sometimes pause the music to hear how loud I am singing.

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Open the microwave at 1 second left to pretend you're on a bomb squad.

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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Sometimes I wonder if my whole life is a hallucination and I'm actually in some padded room somewhere, talking to myself and staring into space while my real family mourns the fact that their daughter will never be able to live a real life...

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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Whenever I read creepy pastas and there is a picture after the story I get afraid to look at it than when I do I freak out thinking it's going to eat me. Than when I look at it I shout FUUUUUUU.. Than look at it some more and I burst out laughing seeing its a fucking dumb picture.

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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i masturbate with my feet

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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when i am in a long car ride i look out the window and imagine im in a sad music video

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.