Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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I pass by closed doors quickly and at least as far away as the door seems like it can open, because I always feel like someone's going to burst out, hitting me in the face with the door.

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.