I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

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Every time I open a door, I shout out "Alohamora!" and then I open it.

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

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pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.