Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

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Peeing in the shower

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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when im losing an argument, ill start singing my responses

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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Try to pet your cat with your foot.

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.