accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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sometimes if I am going on a flight to another country I will hold a small pocket of air in my mouth before getting on the plane and then I would let it out after we land

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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

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After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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hallo

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I act as though I've had movie cameras placed in my eyes and a bunch of people will watch my life as a movie at some point. And so I do a narration voice for them.

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While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.

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Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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Make scary faces in the mirror and try to scare myself

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.