shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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hate Justin Bieber

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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fart

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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Create a little story/scenario in your head abbout someone you like or want to meet, while lying to go to sleep.

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.