I rape small children ;).

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misread dig bick

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

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When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

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When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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When I masturbate I trade hands often in fear that my penis may become crooked.

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.