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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.
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eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty
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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.
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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has
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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....
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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty
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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?
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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird
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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.
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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me
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laziness .... its all in the mind
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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.
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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.
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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.
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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall
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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.
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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.
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i randomly grab my boobs when i'm home alone. like, all the time.
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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.
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When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...
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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer
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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues
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I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me
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when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.