When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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Whenever you are in a quiet room and are trying to eat a food that is very loud to chew (like chips) you try to chew slowly or alter your chewing style so noone will think your too loud

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"Oh, that was a messed up thought, probably shouldn't think about it again or something worse because---GODDAMN IT."

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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When I'm about to go to the bathroom, I think of a million things that I have to do and try to do them all before I pee my pants.

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.

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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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Sit down in a grass field... immediately start pulling up grass.

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when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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Sometimes I wipe my butt so violently that my finger goes through the toilet paper and into my butt hole. I enjoy it and question my sexuality. ;)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.