I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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make south park refferences every day

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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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Seperate your food on you dinner plate

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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I put big spaces in between comments

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When my soap is running low, I add water to it.

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing us.

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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Change the channel during commercials when you have the remote, when you don't you go insane and say "TURN IT BACK WE'LL MISS THE START!!!"

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.