I read the down voted posts

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I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

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Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.