forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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hallo

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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I act as though I've had movie cameras placed in my eyes and a bunch of people will watch my life as a movie at some point. And so I do a narration voice for them.

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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

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Reading the terms of service :O....

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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When im alone i have a conversation with myself

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When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.