When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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You pause while walking around your house when you're home alone because you think you heard a noise, but then realize it was just you walking.

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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I don't read the terms of service.

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out

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Sometimes when I look at something up close, I alternate closing each eye and looking at the object from the other eye, then switch again. I do it really fast to make it look like that thing is moving. It's really entertaining.

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Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.