Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Think you looked good the whole day, then come home and realize you were a hot mess and nobody told you

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.