Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

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When I'm in a hurry I brush my teeth while peeing because I think it saves time.

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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I dont know weather or not to flush the toilet at night incase i wake somebody, its even worse in other peoples houses.

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Write things in the air with my finger, and then erase the words with my hand.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.