While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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I am a BIG TIME movie talker. I always ask questions that people obviously don’t know the answer to like, “Where is he going?” “I thought they were friends?” “Wait.. Is she mad?” “Is that guy the killer?” Although people seem to tolerate me, I do promise that it is completely on accident. I don’t even realize I do it. –Ikka.

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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I give my own posts a thumbs up whenever I have the option and I know that it's anonymous.

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If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes

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I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

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lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

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Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.

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Turn on Fox News and wonder if I'm watching a bad comedy routine or news reporting.

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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

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Try having a conversation with your friends parents but keep saying yeah the whole time

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Write things in the air with my finger, and then erase the words with my hand.

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

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"Oh, that was a messed up thought, probably shouldn't think about it again or something worse because---GODDAMN IT."

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.