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I am a BIG TIME movie talker. I always ask questions that people obviously don’t know the answer to like, “Where is he going?” “I thought they were friends?” “Wait.. Is she mad?” “Is that guy the killer?” Although people seem to tolerate me, I do promise that it is completely on accident. I don’t even realize I do it. –Ikka.
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when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.
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If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes
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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall
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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does
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Squeezing my cat's face back so it looks Chinese.
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Someone asks you "what's up" and you awkwardly reply "good".
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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.
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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.
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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said
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Do math in ur head at night to help you fall asleep.
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When the hero of a movie is drowning I hold my breath to see if I would survive.
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I always feel a little twinge of regret when I see "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service," because I know it's a lie.
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Turn the Microwave off at 1 second
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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.
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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.
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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-
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Whenever I read creepy pastas and there is a picture after the story I get afraid to look at it than when I do I freak out thinking it's going to eat me. Than when I look at it I shout FUUUUUUU.. Than look at it some more and I burst out laughing seeing its a fucking dumb picture.
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Open the fridge every 15 minutes, to see if there is anything new to eat.
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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger
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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me
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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.
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when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.