Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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i smoke weed all day.

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Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.