When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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Too lazy to exercise. Think to self "I'm gonna work out tomorrow." - instantly feel better about self. Still didn't exercise.

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

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I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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squezzing moisturisure/tooth paste really hard cos the top is all dry and then a shit load comes out all at once

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.