i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

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Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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I mean Diana Ross.

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

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When im alone i have a conversation with myself

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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Sometimes I think the whole world is set up, and I feel like I'm living in some kind of Truman Show. I even sometimes say "I know you're there" to the moon.

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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

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When I poop I pretend to make my wiener talk.

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Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry

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Give a 'thumbs up' or a 'thumbs down' based strictly on how much you like the number it will change it to.

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Attempting to silently sneak a fart, then it erupts from your anus.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.