when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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think about all of the things you would do if you were the only person on earth

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reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal

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I always cry when I pray.

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.