When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

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When I'm home alone I open random doors to make sure nobodys there

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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I never read the Terms of Service. I just click "OK"

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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smoke marijuana

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lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

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When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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Talk to my cat.

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When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.