Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

I chew my ice cream.

hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

I twist my pubes into little spikes when I pee.

Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

Sleep with pillow between legs

Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

Open the microwave at 1 second left to pretend you're on a bomb squad.

I put salt on buttered toast...

While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

Dramatically narrate everything I do in my head as I do it.

Wonder why there are sites like this.

Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

Sometimes i think i've been living a dream life, and one day im really gonna wake up in the middle of 9th grade math class and have to explain why i was sleeping on my desk and jerking off so much.

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.