Having small fingers and, regardless, still unable to click on the right thing when on the internet with a touch screen phone.

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

Dancing while hoovering

When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

Playing with your phone or remote throwinng it up and down until it hits your face

Say "ow" when I drop something or before I get hurt

Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

conundrum.

When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

blink

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

Pee in the shower.

stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

When I have a really good dream, and I wake up and realize it was a dream, I try to fall back asleep and re-visit the dream.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.