Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

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Attempting to silently sneak a fart, then it erupts from your anus.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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Laughing randomly because you remembered something that was funny earlier

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Vote for the other guy

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.