When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet

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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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1.Open the fridge...nothing to eat :/ 2.Open the cabinet...nothing to eat :/ 3.Lower expectations..and then repeat :)

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Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

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Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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When I walk the streets after getting a new haircut, I think everybody's staring at me and thinking "oh my god she got a new haircut" eventhough they didn't know me before.

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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Set Fire to the Rain

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.