hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

being super bored at school

Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

Check your analog watch, wait for it to strike a minute, then look away and try to count 60 seconds out in your head before you look again. However many seconds you were away is your new record.

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

I piss in the bed every night

I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

Every time i take a drink from a cup, i rotate the cup so i never drink from the same place.

When looking for something you need, just walk in circles around the house until it appears.

When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.