I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.

Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

This song will not come out of my head!

Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

Make hand gestures when talking on phone

when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

Wonder why there are sites like this.

in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.