I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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Guessing how many people are listening to the same song at the same moment as you

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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I push the door open with my stomach

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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sleep with your legs crossed like your meditating.

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.