When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

Pee in my work garbage can.

Think up a come back three days after it would have been useful.

when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

when i have to go down stairs at night, i have to sprint up the stairs in case there are ghosts/monsters never dangle my feet over the bed in case something tickles/touches them

when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

Sometimes I toot.

sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights.

Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.