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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<
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hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.
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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters
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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.
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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.
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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.
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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!
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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.
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before going to a party, i rehearse the conversations i expect to have with the people who will be there (even though those conversations never actually happent)
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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!
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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...
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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on
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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them
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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.
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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka
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I play video games with the controller under the covers.
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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.
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Give a 'thumbs up' or a 'thumbs down' based strictly on how much you like the number it will change it to.
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When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.
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before i go to sleep i must check the front door knob multiple times to make sure its locked
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im going to rape that girl
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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.