Sitting next to a banana called James

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Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.

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The longer it takes me to find the light switch in the dark the more frantic and terrified I become.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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I eat ass

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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I Masturbate Daily.

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Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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fart

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.