I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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Eat something that will make crumbs over the sink because you are too lazy to get a plate

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.

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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

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Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

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when i know that friends are coming to my place the next day i clean up my room and then i'm like...oh i forgot to clean up i'm sorry, it's always in a mess...

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rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.

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For some reason, I smile whenever I'm telling someone bad news or a sad story. I always try to not smile, but it doesn't work and I feel like a terrible person.

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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My hoodie/jacket strings HAVE to be equal in length, or I pull them then restretch the hood out to make them even.

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.