On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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Talk to my cat.

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Pull the curtain right to the end so there are no gaps just in case some weirdo at night decides to look in my window.

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I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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If I see a shriveled, dried leaf while walking along the sidewalk I am compelled to step on it and make it crunch.

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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get really confused

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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KICK THE CAN

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Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.