When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

I plant my feet firmly when the subway approaches in case a random stranger tries to kill me by pushing me in front of the train.

Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

I used to eat bath bubbles

Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

The older I get the more honest I get

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

Every time i take a drink from a cup, i rotate the cup so i never drink from the same place.

Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

For some reason, I smile whenever I'm telling someone bad news or a sad story. I always try to not smile, but it doesn't work and I feel like a terrible person.

Pee in my work garbage can.

Give a 'thumbs up' or a 'thumbs down' based strictly on how much you like the number it will change it to.

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.