I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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listen to madonnas new album

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

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I have always belived that I invented calling Target " Tar- jhay"

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get bored so I fist myself for money

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

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Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.