Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.

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I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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Sometimes I wipe my butt so violently that my finger goes through the toilet paper and into my butt hole. I enjoy it and question my sexuality. ;)

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I mouth common words and phrases, just to see what it looks like when I talk to other people.

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My parents are annoying.

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.