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I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from
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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon
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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep
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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge
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eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty
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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me
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If I'm in my room and I need to fart, I walk into someone else's room and fart in there so that my room doesn't stink up.
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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens
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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.
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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...
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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v
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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream
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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.
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Set Fire to the Rain
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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.
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Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which
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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.
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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.
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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...
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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.
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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better
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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.
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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.