DIY LOL
Ad Failure
Joe Blocked
Spoiled Photos
yo ima let you finish
home
Popular
Newest
You Decide
« First
‹ Prev
…
83
84
85
86
87
88
89
90
91
…
Next ›
Last »
I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different
thumb_up
thumb_down
-24
When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-46
I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-59
try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk
thumb_up
thumb_down
-67
Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).
thumb_up
thumb_down
-32
Eat ice by itself
thumb_up
thumb_down
-48
When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning
thumb_up
thumb_down
-42
Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends
thumb_up
thumb_down
-57
When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-19
Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+51
poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night
thumb_up
thumb_down
-57
I like to poo while smoking.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-75
Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.
thumb_up
thumb_down
Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+4
I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-35
Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+17
I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+48
If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?
thumb_up
thumb_down
-22
Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-50
When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-36
even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep
thumb_up
thumb_down
-61
Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-33
Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-21
When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up
thumb_up
thumb_down
+17
« First
‹ Prev
…
83
84
85
86
87
88
89
90
91
…
Next ›
Last »
Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.