I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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If I'm in my room and I need to fart, I walk into someone else's room and fart in there so that my room doesn't stink up.

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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Set Fire to the Rain

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.