spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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Sometimes I imagine how everyone would react if I died.

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get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...

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On a calendar search for the picture on your birthday month

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

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Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.