When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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Think of the best come-backs ever, a few seconds after the time to use them would be.

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

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Do math in ur head at night to help you fall asleep.

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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This song will not come out of my head!

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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SOMETIMES I SHIT ON MY HAND.... IN THE SHOWER

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.