Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

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Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights.

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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i smoke weed all day.

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

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I try to move inanimate objects/set things on fire/control the elements with my mind.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.