always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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Say 'WED', 'NES' and 'DAY' slowly in your head when spelling Wednesday.

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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Remembering that you're breathing and then it stops being subconscious so you have to purposely breathe until you stop thinking about it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.