I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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If no one else is home and you have to go to the bathroom, but you're invested in what you're doing on your laptop, you take it with you.

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Look at a word and count the letters by 2's - continue counting the letters over and over by 2's until it comes out even at the end of the word.

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.

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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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Drying yourself after the shower with a towl, wiping your ass dry and beeing scared when you dry other parts of your body you dont use the same part of the towl.

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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I scratch the scabs on my head whenever im bored

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When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.