always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

i smoke weed all day.

get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

sneeze without closing my eyes

I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.