whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

Run back into your room when your microwaving something

I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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Run up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way.

Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.

Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

My most intimate moments are constantly interrupted by the same thought..."oh, God...what if there is a secret security cam in here...CUT TO: oh God...can my dead grandparents see me now????"

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.