Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

I hold my breath in elevators

I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

When I'm laying in bed, I make sure that my feet are covered and not hanging off the edge so that monsters don't eat them in my sleep.

Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.