Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.

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Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

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Kick the fallen ice cube underneath the fridge

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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Playing with your phone or remote throwinng it up and down until it hits your face

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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I never read the Terms of Service. I just click "OK"

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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

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When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.