I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

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Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.