When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.

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misread flashlight

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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When the hero of a movie is drowning I hold my breath to see if I would survive.

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When you get out of the shower and you're too lazy to get dressed, so you just hang around in a towel.

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For some reason, I smile whenever I'm telling someone bad news or a sad story. I always try to not smile, but it doesn't work and I feel like a terrible person.

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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When standing on the beach, I try to command the waves to stop.

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Having a dream and forgetting it seconds later.

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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I like to play with the condensation on the outside of glasses, sometimes drawing in it, or just wiping it all off. I get half-way annoyed when it comes back, until I play with it again.

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.