Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it

Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

when im losing an argument, ill start singing my responses

To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

Take baths

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.