Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Vote for the other guy

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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Locking your pet in the room and forcing it to spend time with you.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle

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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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Spend way too much time on this website cause it makes you feel normal

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.