I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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Eat ice by itself

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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I like to poo while smoking.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.