I daydream about what would happen if my phone rang in public and I had a ringtone of a cool song and what people think about the song and if they think I'm cool for it, or if they see some sort of symbolic meaning in the song. I do this while pacing around my room listening to the song. I think about what people I know would think about certain lyrics in the song. I do this all the time.

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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Guessing how many people are listening to the same song at the same moment as you

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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Pull the curtain right to the end so there are no gaps just in case some weirdo at night decides to look in my window.

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.