Smoking in the shower.

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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Every time I open a door, I shout out "Alohamora!" and then I open it.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.