Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

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When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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Find something you dislike about your face/body and instantly compare it with every person you meet from then on

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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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I hit the frig after sex

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.