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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!
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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read
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I delete all notifications on my phone before i shut it off.
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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!
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Make scary faces in the mirror and try to scare myself
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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....
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When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.
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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window
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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.
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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.
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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"
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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.
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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.
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Kick the fallen ice cube underneath the fridge
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Dramatically narrate everything I do in my head as I do it.
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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.
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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.
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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel
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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.
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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.
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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on
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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.