Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

Vote for the other guy

Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

Locking your pet in the room and forcing it to spend time with you.

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

Being from another country and always thinking in english.

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle

think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

Spend way too much time on this website cause it makes you feel normal

When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.