Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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I cant ride a bike

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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fap

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

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When I'm about to go to the bathroom, I think of a million things that I have to do and try to do them all before I pee my pants.

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.