The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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I give my own posts a thumbs up whenever I have the option and I know that it's anonymous.

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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.