always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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i smoke weed all day.

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.