When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

Being from another country and always thinking in english.

Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

sleep with your legs crossed like your meditating.

Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

Pretend my life is a videogame.

Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

I have an irrational fear of sloths

Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

I poop on the side of my house in the morning so I do not have to make noise then come back in.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.