Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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I think about other women when having sex

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Go outside and pee.

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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I hate being called "buddy".

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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I can't brush my teeth and rinse in the sink right after I flush the toilet, for fear of it being connected somehow, and rinsing with my own piss.

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Automatically lie to your dentist when they ask if you floss

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When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.