Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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I pretend that my actions are perceived by a past self and they're always astounded by the change I've gone through.

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When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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wonder who wrote these things

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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Sometimes I wonder if my whole life is a hallucination and I'm actually in some padded room somewhere, talking to myself and staring into space while my real family mourns the fact that their daughter will never be able to live a real life...

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I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

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lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

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Sometimes I imagine what it would look like if I was seeing out of another person's eyes across from where I happen to be.

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.

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When im alone i have a conversation with myself

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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When no one is around I make sound effects for everything I do.

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If I see a shriveled, dried leaf while walking along the sidewalk I am compelled to step on it and make it crunch.

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when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.