Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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When I'm opening my locker lock, I try to beat the person next to me.

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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when i am in a long car ride i look out the window and imagine im in a sad music video

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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Whenever you are in a quiet room and are trying to eat a food that is very loud to chew (like chips) you try to chew slowly or alter your chewing style so noone will think your too loud

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.