The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

I sleep in my underpants every single night

Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

I give my own posts a thumbs up whenever I have the option and I know that it's anonymous.

When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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Pretend i'm a sim.

Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.