I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)

Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

Tape your dick to your leg to fit into tight pants

creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

Pee in the shower

when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out

When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts

mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.