When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

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Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.