Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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When I'm in a car holding a handheld device (iPod, Cell Phone, etc.) I have a feeling I will randomly throw it out the open window. I would never do this, but I'm still afraid I might.

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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Breathe.

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.