Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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Every time I see my self in a mirror, I feel like I'm watching someone in a different dimension and make quick movements to see if they mess up.

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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Always think good thoughts before I go to bed so that I have good dreams

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

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Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

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Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

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When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.