When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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I don't read the terms of service.

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

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when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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Someone asks you "what's up" and you awkwardly reply "good".

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I try to move inanimate objects/set things on fire/control the elements with my mind.

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whenever im getting a haircut, i feel as if the barber can see my embarrassing and private thoughts.

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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When I'm walking at night, I put up my hood and grin evilly at passing cars so it'll scare the drivers if they see

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When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.