Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"

Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

Sometimes I beat box when I am alone.

I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "

If I'm home alone, I tell myself good night when I am getting cozy in bed. I even use my name.

Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

Putting your bra on your dogs dead

Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.