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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is
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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.
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Turn on Fox News and wonder if I'm watching a bad comedy routine or news reporting.
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When I see a typo ANYWHERE, I feel compelled to correct it, even if there is no possible way for me to correct it
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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.
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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.
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I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...
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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?
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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything
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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.
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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.
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Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.
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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.
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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god
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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."
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When I'm walking I pretend that I'm staying in the same place and moving the world beneath me.
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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.
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chew on the side of my teeth
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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.
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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead
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I mean Diana Ross.
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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.
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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.
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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.