whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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Someone asks you "what's up" and you awkwardly reply "good".

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Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

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After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

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Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

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When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.