Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

Go on this site to feel normal.

Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

sit in the shower

Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

The older I get the more honest I get

When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.