- Things You Think Only You Do

Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

Laying in bed kind of hungry, knowing exactly what you want to eat, and going over all the steps involved (going all the way to the kitchen, making the food, cleaning up, going all the way back to your room, plus it's nighttime and something might get you) and trying to decide whether or not it's worth it to go eat now or just wait until you wake up.

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

Eat ice by itself

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

i use dental dams

When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

get caught up in youtube comment arguments

Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.