When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

I eat ass

Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

Whenever I'm home alone, I dance and sing along to any commercial.

im going to rape that girl

every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.