Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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Every time I open a door, I shout out "Alohamora!" and then I open it.

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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Eat ice by itself

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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I mean Diana Ross.

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When I walk the streets after getting a new haircut, I think everybody's staring at me and thinking "oh my god she got a new haircut" eventhough they didn't know me before.

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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Think about the things you could do if you had the power to stop the time.

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When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

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Tried to suck ur own penis

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Pee in the shower

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.