I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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instinctively thumb down long posts without reading them.

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I never look out the window at night because I'm afraid there will be an Alien staring at me when I move the curtains.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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Put my hand under the pillow in bed to get orgasm

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I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.