Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

Love feet. like LOVE feet.

sneeze without closing my eyes

i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

Too lazy to exercise. Think to self "I'm gonna work out tomorrow." - instantly feel better about self. Still didn't exercise.

Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

I refuse to forward chain letters

stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

smoke marijuana

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.