When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"

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when i know that friends are coming to my place the next day i clean up my room and then i'm like...oh i forgot to clean up i'm sorry, it's always in a mess...

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fap

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If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

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when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

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Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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Moral: Damn I clicked on pointless super powers how did I get here! Moral: I wrote the "thing only I do" below :P

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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I'll sing nice and loud in the shower and wonder why I haven't come out with an album yet

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Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.