Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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Your mom

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.