When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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sleep with your legs crossed like your meditating.

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

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If there's leaves on the ground and the wind picks it up and makes like swirls I put my arms out to make it seem I'm controlling the swirls.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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Make up a song to yourself.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.