Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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While listening to music, I imagine an insanely huge dance number to go along with it.

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.