when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

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pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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I never feel bored

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

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Poo really loud

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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When you tell yourself that this is the last page you'll read and end up reading three more.

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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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Do math in ur head at night to help you fall asleep.

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When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.