I like to poo while smoking.

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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Put my hand under the pillow in bed to get orgasm

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no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.