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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...
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Sit down in a grass field... immediately start pulling up grass.
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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards
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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.
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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family
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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.
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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.
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I apologize, when i bump against things.
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im going to kill that person and get away with it
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Sometimes I wipe my butt so violently that my finger goes through the toilet paper and into my butt hole. I enjoy it and question my sexuality. ;)
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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you
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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.
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I like to watch lava lamps heat up
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I act as though I've had movie cameras placed in my eyes and a bunch of people will watch my life as a movie at some point. And so I do a narration voice for them.
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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel
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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.
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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com
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On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.
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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)
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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel
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