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smoke marijuana
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lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.
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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger
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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass
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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.
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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can
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When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.
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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.
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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.
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read on youtube comments with too unlikes
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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell
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Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.
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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.
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When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.
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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?
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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.
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Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.
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when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out
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Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.
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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.
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when i realise for example that my shoes are stinking i get really paranoid and try to cover them under the table or something because i feel that everyone is thinking about it or is covering their nose or stuff
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If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.