When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

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Pee in my work garbage can.

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Think up a come back three days after it would have been useful.

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when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

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Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

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Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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when i have to go down stairs at night, i have to sprint up the stairs in case there are ghosts/monsters never dangle my feet over the bed in case something tickles/touches them

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when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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Sometimes I toot.

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sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights.

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Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.