I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.