when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

I have never watched Star Wars.

Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.