I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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I click my teeth to music

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

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When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

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I pee in the shower.

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I think I have superpowers and sometimes I try to use them by force, like lifting a pencil with my mind or elevate from the ground.

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When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.

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When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.