every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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I translate (parts of) songs into different languages in my head. I try to do it as good as possible.

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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I have an irrational fear of sloths

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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when i have to go down stairs at night, i have to sprint up the stairs in case there are ghosts/monsters never dangle my feet over the bed in case something tickles/touches them

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when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.