Pretend my life is a videogame.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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being super bored at school

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

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I have a phobia of incest

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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Eat something to pass the time while I wait for my food in the microwave to be cooked.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.