I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

Laughing randomly because you remembered something that was funny earlier

Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

If I'm home alone, I tell myself good night when I am getting cozy in bed. I even use my name.

I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

I'm constantly struck with this odd sensation that I didn't wipe my ass well enough.

I pee in the shower. :3

When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.