I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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blow nose. look at kleenex.

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

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when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.