In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

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Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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When I'm in a car holding a handheld device (iPod, Cell Phone, etc.) I have a feeling I will randomly throw it out the open window. I would never do this, but I'm still afraid I might.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.