Having small fingers and, regardless, still unable to click on the right thing when on the internet with a touch screen phone.

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pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

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When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

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When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

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When I eat potato chips, I lick each side to make sure the really salty part is down.

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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Give your neighbors names from movies.

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Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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Cough and shift my feet a lot when someone comes into the public bathroom so they know someone is in the stall and won't walk in on me.

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pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

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Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.

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I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.