Pee in the shower

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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I cant ride a bike

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Math tests-doing all the work for a problem only to find out my answer is not any of the multiple choices.

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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.