Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

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Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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chew on the side of my teeth

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Look at the clock, then instantly forget what time it is and look again.

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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close the fridge door really slowly just so you can see the light turn off

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.