Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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Sometimes I beat box when I am alone.

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "

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If I'm home alone, I tell myself good night when I am getting cozy in bed. I even use my name.

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.