Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.

A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.

Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Look at the clock, then instantly forget what time it is and look again.

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

Eat pizza backwards because the crust isn't as good as the cheese part and I want to get that over with.

Pee in my work garbage can.

reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal

Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.