I really enjoy self-pity.

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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Playing with your phone or remote throwinng it up and down until it hits your face

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

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think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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fap

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.