Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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humiliating little girls

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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Check the time on my cell phone, put it back in my pocket. Dammit, didn't see the time. Check it again.

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.