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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.
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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.
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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.
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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"
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Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.
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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"
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i see almost everything as a sign
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I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me
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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.
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clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.
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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.
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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!
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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?
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i randomly grab my boobs when i'm home alone. like, all the time.
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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm
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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them
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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!
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Stuff 13 chips in my mouth when no one is looking, bite 1 chip in half and chew it for 30 seconds when someone is looking.
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Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.
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Know all the lyrics to a song but then realize you never actually "listened" to the song to see what it's about
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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person
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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.