Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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When I walk the streets after getting a new haircut, I think everybody's staring at me and thinking "oh my god she got a new haircut" eventhough they didn't know me before.

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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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Always fantasize about grabbing a cop's gun from his holster. Just because I am pretty sure I could.

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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whenever I see those commercials where there is two people talking to each other but they constantly look at me it really irritates me

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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.