When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

Reading the terms of service :O....

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

Too lazy to exercise. Think to self "I'm gonna work out tomorrow." - instantly feel better about self. Still didn't exercise.

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights.

I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.