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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u
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Eating a crunchy food while watching tv and turning up the volume little by little until its around 80% because you can't hear over the sound of your own chewing. Then later when you turn back on the tv you scare yourself because it's still at 80% and frantically try to turn it down with super speed before anyone hears you.
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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)
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How many times is it okay to say "what" before just nodding and smiling?
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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section
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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile
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If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do
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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest
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When i take off my watch before i go to sleep i smell my wrist.
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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.
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when i know that friends are coming to my place the next day i clean up my room and then i'm like...oh i forgot to clean up i'm sorry, it's always in a mess...
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Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.
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Fill up a glass, drink half, then fill it up again.
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When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.
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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it
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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets
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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!
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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place
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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com
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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.
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cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient
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When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.
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Go for a 10 mile run.
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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.