sing in the shower

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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when i know that friends are coming to my place the next day i clean up my room and then i'm like...oh i forgot to clean up i'm sorry, it's always in a mess...

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When I masturbate I trade hands often in fear that my penis may become crooked.

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.