when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

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Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.