I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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This song will not come out of my head!

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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Wonder why there are sites like this.

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.