Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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Pee in the shower.

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

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Put my hand under the pillow in bed to get orgasm

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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when two pictures look very similar, i go back and forth between them so it looks like they're moving

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.