Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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I hold my breath in elevators

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I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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When I'm laying in bed, I make sure that my feet are covered and not hanging off the edge so that monsters don't eat them in my sleep.

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.