Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.

I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

Sometimes I wipe my butt so violently that my finger goes through the toilet paper and into my butt hole. I enjoy it and question my sexuality. ;)

Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I mouth common words and phrases, just to see what it looks like when I talk to other people.

My parents are annoying.

When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.