When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

get home from work and masturbate instantly

get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

Think of numbers as male or female.

I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

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Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

When I'm at someone else's house, clutter sort of bothers me and it makes me want to clean up. At my own house, it feels really weird if there's a lack of clutter, so I like to keep it that way.

I stand under my ceiling fan, looking up while spinning around to make it look still...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.