Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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I dont know weather or not to flush the toilet at night incase i wake somebody, its even worse in other peoples houses.

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Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.