watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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squezzing moisturisure/tooth paste really hard cos the top is all dry and then a shit load comes out all at once

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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

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If I hear a noise, it obviously means there is a monster somewhere in/near my bedroom and the sheets will protect me as long as they cover up to my chin.

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Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Poo really loud

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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i see almost everything as a sign

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.