Tried to suck ur own penis

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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I always twist my washcloth into a cone shape, so when I take my next shower it is dry and hardened. Then I pretend stab it into my stomach and say "MY LIFE FOR AIUR!" before getting it wet again.

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Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.

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Dancing while hoovering

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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

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When nobodys home, stay as quiet as possible just in case an intrudor is hiding somewhere

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Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

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when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

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take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

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wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

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Write things in the air with my finger, and then erase the words with my hand.

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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Watch the same movies over and over

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.