Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

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Talk to my cat.

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.

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find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

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I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

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When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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"Oh, that was a messed up thought, probably shouldn't think about it again or something worse because---GODDAMN IT."

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.