During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

being super bored at shool

I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

smoke marijuana

wipe your hands on your pants

Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.