When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.

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I rape small children ;).

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I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

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When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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Only use the left earphone.

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Check the toilet paper after wiping your ass

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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When I'm scared in the shower sing

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.