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Fill up a glass, drink half, then fill it up again.
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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.
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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.
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I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry
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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.
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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.
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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'
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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.
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My most intimate moments are constantly interrupted by the same thought..."oh, God...what if there is a secret security cam in here...CUT TO: oh God...can my dead grandparents see me now????"
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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."
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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?
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If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish
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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.
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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.
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Waking up from a dream that you thought was real life, and thinking,man i wish that was real...
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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.
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Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.
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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.
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I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.
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Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address
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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\
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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)
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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough
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On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.