Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I have a phobia of incest

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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I want to suck on your penis

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.