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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.
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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves
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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good
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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)
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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds
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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet
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always check thde back seat before starting the car
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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up
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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.
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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.
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I always cry when I pray.
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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!
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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized
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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them
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when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me
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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?
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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you
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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it
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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!
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A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics
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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.
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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay
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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn
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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.