Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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Run up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way.

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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I mean Diana Ross.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.