When I'm walking I pretend that I'm staying in the same place and moving the world beneath me.

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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speak proper english

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.