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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.
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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night
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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.
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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work
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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.
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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant
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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down
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When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.
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get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard
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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.
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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.
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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.
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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me
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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.
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Kick the fallen ice cube underneath the fridge
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Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.
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Think "When are we ever going to use this in our life?" while sitting bored in school.
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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v
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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off
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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)
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Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.
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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.
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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate
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to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.