you know how everyone talks about making life decisions in the shower and thinking about life?.....yeah thats me on the toilet

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

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Eating a crunchy food while watching tv and turning up the volume little by little until its around 80% because you can't hear over the sound of your own chewing. Then later when you turn back on the tv you scare yourself because it's still at 80% and frantically try to turn it down with super speed before anyone hears you.

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights.

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While waiting on someone I check my phone and if there is no new message I just read old ones, just to be occupied and don't look stupid or lost

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Answering questions that weren't directed at me, then awkwardly playing it off like they were talking to you.

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I like to say really offensive and/and racist words when I'm on my own and no one can hear me. It just feels good to say things that I'm not allowed to.

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When I am listening to my ipod in the car or on a bus, i always remove an earphone to check if i am breathing really loudly.

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.