Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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look at bins as i walk past them

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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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get really confused

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I know how to type a ¿

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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when i realise for example that my shoes are stinking i get really paranoid and try to cover them under the table or something because i feel that everyone is thinking about it or is covering their nose or stuff

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When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet

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when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.