Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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Have a dream with horribly unfortunate events (like having an amputation or being in prison) waking up from said dream and saying something like, "Good thing that was a dream, don't know what I'd do if that was real"

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to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it

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Sometimes I imagine how everyone would react if I died.

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Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

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When I'm in the shower i let the water run off my arms and fingers and pretend I'm a giant god of water sending torrents to the miniature people below.

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I mouth common words and phrases, just to see what it looks like when I talk to other people.

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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Always coming up with a really great comeback in my head 5 seconds too late. And then playing out what would have happened if I had said it.

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Eat something to pass the time while I wait for my food in the microwave to be cooked.

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.