Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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I piss in the bed every night

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

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blow nose. look at kleenex.

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I always cry when I pray.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.