Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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i take words i just read or said and sing them to the tune of a song

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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Having small fingers and, regardless, still unable to click on the right thing when on the internet with a touch screen phone.

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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I avoid closing my eyes in the shower in case ghosts/monsters/zombies get me.

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.