Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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Gotta sleep with a fan.

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Pee in the shower.

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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Get freaked out when door bell or phone rings when you are doing something you are not supposed to.

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If there's leaves on the ground and the wind picks it up and makes like swirls I put my arms out to make it seem I'm controlling the swirls.

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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I rape small children ;).

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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Whenever I am in a conversation with someone, be it a family member, close friend, or stranger, I nearly always imagine either starting a random brawl with them for no reason (i.e. punching them in the face) or making out with them or something, neither of which I would ever consider doing. Am I alone?

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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jack off

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.