You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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hurting your foot and running around trying not to think of the pain!

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.