Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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I never look out the window at night because I'm afraid there will be an Alien staring at me when I move the curtains.

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights.

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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Pretend that i don't care about my birthday when i actually can't wait to see what present people will get me and get terribly excited everytime someone text me

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Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.