Whenever someone is making a speech, I imagine them being taken out by a sniper mid-speech...

I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

I used to pretent my legs didn't work and pulled myself up the stairs with just my hands.

I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.

Always think good thoughts before I go to bed so that I have good dreams

Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.