When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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Squeezing my cat's face back so it looks Chinese.

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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Reading a book and making the facial expressions it describes.

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.