Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

I have seen a UFO

When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

chewing icecream before you swallow it

as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.

After hearing a song, you think, oh i have never heard of that before, and then you start hearing it every single day....

It's hot but I still have on covers

When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.