Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.

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Sometimes I wonder if my whole life is a hallucination and I'm actually in some padded room somewhere, talking to myself and staring into space while my real family mourns the fact that their daughter will never be able to live a real life...

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Check the time on my cell phone, put it back in my pocket. Dammit, didn't see the time. Check it again.

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Give a 'thumbs up' or a 'thumbs down' based strictly on how much you like the number it will change it to.

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I always feel a little twinge of regret when I see "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service," because I know it's a lie.

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sit in the shower

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Get that shiver when you're peeing.

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When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)

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Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.

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When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

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to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it

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Think up a come back three days after it would have been useful.

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I flip the pillow at night to feel the cool sensation.

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when singing to music on my ipod, i sometimes pause the music to hear how loud I am singing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.