Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

I piss in the bed every night

Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

I laugh easier when im with someone

When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

blow nose. look at kleenex.

I always cry when I pray.

i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.