i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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Try having a conversation with your friends parents but keep saying yeah the whole time

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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blink

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

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Moral: Damn I clicked on pointless super powers how did I get here! Moral: I wrote the "thing only I do" below :P

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.