Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.

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Mentally preparing yourself to step on a crunchy-looking leaf, only to discover it is in fact soggy, soft and unsatisfactory.

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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Waking up from a dream that you thought was real life, and thinking,man i wish that was real...

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I get creeped out if I haven't looked at a clock in a while and when I finally do it reads 9:11

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

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A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.