Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

I dont know weather or not to flush the toilet at night incase i wake somebody, its even worse in other peoples houses.

Write things in the air with my finger, and then erase the words with my hand.

Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

When laying in bed I put the covers over my head and act like I'm in different places..caves..tent..etc..

Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.