when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

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Look an ugly person up and down and try to think of ways that they can improve how they look. ( clothing, hair, and makeup)

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I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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this is a terrible website and i hate you

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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run inside after taking out the trash because a monster might be hiding in the big trash can

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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Make up a song to yourself.

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.