Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

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Think up a come back three days after it would have been useful.

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.