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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.
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being super bored at shool
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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.
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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?
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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account
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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!
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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.
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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen
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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point
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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.
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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio
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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing
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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.
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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3
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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds
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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.
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chew on the side of my teeth
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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.
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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.
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I masturbate with sandpaper
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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.
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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".
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Look at the clock, then instantly forget what time it is and look again.
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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.