Have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum.

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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Watch the same movies over and over

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I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

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Accidentally turning the fan on instead of the light when you walk into the bathroom and having a mini-spazz attack because the sound scares you.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.