Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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Being fat

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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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After texting someone, check your phone repeatedly to see if they responded

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dont turn my fan up so high cause i think its going to fall and slice me to bits -jesse

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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run inside after taking out the trash because a monster might be hiding in the big trash can

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.