Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?

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feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.