Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

Eat ice by itself

Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

Eating a crunchy food while watching tv and turning up the volume little by little until its around 80% because you can't hear over the sound of your own chewing. Then later when you turn back on the tv you scare yourself because it's still at 80% and frantically try to turn it down with super speed before anyone hears you.

When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.