Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

hate Justin Bieber

Give a 'thumbs up' or a 'thumbs down' based strictly on how much you like the number it will change it to.

When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal

Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.

When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

Smelling food to see if its spicy.

Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

check shower for murder then pee

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.