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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.
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When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...
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when im losing an argument, ill start singing my responses
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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me
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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O
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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.
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I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.
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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim
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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"
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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them
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When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)
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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.
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Accidentally turning the fan on instead of the light when you walk into the bathroom and having a mini-spazz attack because the sound scares you.
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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind
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Sometimes I wipe my butt so violently that my finger goes through the toilet paper and into my butt hole. I enjoy it and question my sexuality. ;)
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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman
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Wishing you could go back in time and do a situation over again, becuase you regret the stuff you did.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.
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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D
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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.
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sometimes if I am going on a flight to another country I will hold a small pocket of air in my mouth before getting on the plane and then I would let it out after we land
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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.
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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.