When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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"Oh, that was a messed up thought, probably shouldn't think about it again or something worse because---GODDAMN IT."

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

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I stand under my ceiling fan, looking up while spinning around to make it look still...

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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

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Ur mum

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.