Try to see nipples through body paint.

When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

laziness .... its all in the mind

Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

I type a comment here and secretly feel special

Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

I control water in the shower.

Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

Play as both sides on fifa

Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.