Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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Eat ice by itself

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

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Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

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Eating a crunchy food while watching tv and turning up the volume little by little until its around 80% because you can't hear over the sound of your own chewing. Then later when you turn back on the tv you scare yourself because it's still at 80% and frantically try to turn it down with super speed before anyone hears you.

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.