I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.

When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

When I'm about to go to the bathroom, I think of a million things that I have to do and try to do them all before I pee my pants.

Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

I sleep in my underpants every single night

When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

Having gay sex

pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.