I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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when two pictures look very similar, i go back and forth between them so it looks like they're moving

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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Look at my poop before flushing

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I'm walking I pretend that I'm staying in the same place and moving the world beneath me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.