Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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I talk excessively loud in public sometimes so people can hear my opinions. I'm just hoping someone's eavesdropping because I like the fact that they might agree with me and that they get to see a little bit of who I am. I don't even know these people.

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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I always twist my washcloth into a cone shape, so when I take my next shower it is dry and hardened. Then I pretend stab it into my stomach and say "MY LIFE FOR AIUR!" before getting it wet again.

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.