I think Frozen is an overrated film

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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draw little triangles while coulouring in to make it seem that theres not so much work -jesse

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

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Think you looked good the whole day, then come home and realize you were a hot mess and nobody told you

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.