Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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hallo

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

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wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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sit in the shower

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.