Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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I always cry when I pray.

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I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there.

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

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look at bins as i walk past them

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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Think "When are we ever going to use this in our life?" while sitting bored in school.

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

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I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.