click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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I pretend I'm a musical when I'm alone and sing about all the stuff I'm doing.

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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Pee in the shower

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Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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RAPE CHILDREN

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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blink

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.