I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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When I sneeze I hold my balls ( only when Im alone)

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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Drying yourself after the shower with a towl, wiping your ass dry and beeing scared when you dry other parts of your body you dont use the same part of the towl.

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Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.