I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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k. everyone

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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I actually get stuck watching those rediculous infomercials late at night... Yeah - you're not alone. But no, I don't buy anything either... Lol.

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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conundrum.

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When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

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even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

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almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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When one of those sad sappy abused dogs commercials comes on, you change the channel really fast to prevent from crying.

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When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

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Every time i get a new video game i read the back of the case and the pamphlet the whole ride home

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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

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get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

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blow nose. look at kleenex.

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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

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run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.