I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.

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Masturbate while waiting for a game to load.

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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

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I control water in the shower.

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A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

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Squeezing my cat's face back so it looks Chinese.

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when i watch tv and it cuts to break, if i hear someone on the tv tell me not to change the chanel, ill say "u cant tell me what to do!" and then ill change it.

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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Moral: Damn I clicked on pointless super powers how did I get here! Moral: I wrote the "thing only I do" below :P

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

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i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

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Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.