almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you

I masturbate with sandpaper

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I mouth common words and phrases, just to see what it looks like when I talk to other people.

read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

I wish I was born again, but I had all of the knowledge I have now.

Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

I have seen a UFO

sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.

When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

When nobody's home I blast the stereo and sing as loud as I can.

Sit there with my hand just resting down my pants casually when I'm alone. It's comfy!

I used to pretent my legs didn't work and pulled myself up the stairs with just my hands.

you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

Check the toilet paper after wiping your ass

I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.