I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

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Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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Pick giant boogers and eat them.

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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Before I go to bed at night, I close the closet door so the monsters inside don't come get me while I'm sleeping.

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.

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eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.