When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

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Courtesy flush.

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.