Think that a movie is shorter after you watch it once or twice

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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run inside after taking out the trash because a monster might be hiding in the big trash can

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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Reading a book and making the facial expressions it describes.

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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Brake for tail-gaters

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off

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When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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Doing something really embarrassing in public and thinking "Doesn't matter, I'll never see these people again.".

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.