Videotape my mother in the shower.

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lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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When I first start dating or seeing someone I write down options for conversation starters before I phone them in case it goes silent.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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When one of those sad sappy abused dogs commercials comes on, you change the channel really fast to prevent from crying.

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Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.

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Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.