The older I get the more honest I get

After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

Look at the clock, then instantly forget what time it is and look again.

Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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Every time i get a new video game i read the back of the case and the pamphlet the whole ride home

When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

When I'm at someone else's house, clutter sort of bothers me and it makes me want to clean up. At my own house, it feels really weird if there's a lack of clutter, so I like to keep it that way.

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.