I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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I pee in the shower. :3

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When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.

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apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "

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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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When I'm in a car holding a handheld device (iPod, Cell Phone, etc.) I have a feeling I will randomly throw it out the open window. I would never do this, but I'm still afraid I might.

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.