Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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When i take off my watch before i go to sleep i smell my wrist.

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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

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mentally scolding yourself for thinking something dirty just in case the person you're thinking about can read your thoughts

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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I read the down voted posts

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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sing in the shower

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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Open the fridge, nothing there, close fridge, open again just to make sure nothing has magically appeared

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look at bins as i walk past them

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.