- Things You Think Only You Do

When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

For some reason, I smile whenever I'm telling someone bad news or a sad story. I always try to not smile, but it doesn't work and I feel like a terrible person.

Every time i get a new video game i read the back of the case and the pamphlet the whole ride home

Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

When one of those sad sappy abused dogs commercials comes on, you change the channel really fast to prevent from crying.

Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

Sometimes when im sitting in class i start thinking how i would save the whole classroom if someone was to come in with a gun and start shooting.

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

looking at the bottom when i meet foreigners talking among themselves... dang. no subtitles.

before going to a party, i rehearse the conversations i expect to have with the people who will be there (even though those conversations never actually happent)

wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

Run back into your room when your microwaving something

disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

Whenever another person sitting next to me at school doesn't push their chair in when they get up to leave, I do it for them because it looks more orderly.

draw little triangles while coulouring in to make it seem that theres not so much work -jesse

Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

I stop the microwave at 1 second so that one someone else uses it it beeps

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.