I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)

judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.

Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

I pee in the shower. :3

When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.

apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "

On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

When I'm in a car holding a handheld device (iPod, Cell Phone, etc.) I have a feeling I will randomly throw it out the open window. I would never do this, but I'm still afraid I might.

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.