Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

I hold my breath in elevators

Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

Peeing in the shower

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

When I'm walking at night, I put up my hood and grin evilly at passing cars so it'll scare the drivers if they see

I rape small children ;).

When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.