I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

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If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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When I'm about to go to the bathroom, I think of a million things that I have to do and try to do them all before I pee my pants.

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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Having gay sex

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.