Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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Watch the same movies over and over

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I meow when my cat meows.

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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Rub boogers under the arm rest on the couch.

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.