At the gym, I always try to do 5 pounds more than the previous person.

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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

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I poop on the side of my house in the morning so I do not have to make noise then come back in.

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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Check the time on my cell phone, put it back in my pocket. Dammit, didn't see the time. Check it again.

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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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When no one is around I make sound effects for everything I do.

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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Stalk people on facebook, find out something interesting, and later claim that it 'came up on your newsfeed'.

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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Every time i get a new video game i read the back of the case and the pamphlet the whole ride home

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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Look at a word and count the letters by 2's - continue counting the letters over and over by 2's until it comes out even at the end of the word.

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.