Look an ugly person up and down and try to think of ways that they can improve how they look. ( clothing, hair, and makeup)

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seeing small spots in your eye (dust probably) and then chasing them with your eye trying to catch them

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

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Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

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Dip my pizza crust in my soda

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ASMR

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.