When i need to poop i place toilet paper over the water so it doesn't splash up and hit my rectum.

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losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

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When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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I pass by closed doors quickly and at least as far away as the door seems like it can open, because I always feel like someone's going to burst out, hitting me in the face with the door.

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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

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I act as though I've had movie cameras placed in my eyes and a bunch of people will watch my life as a movie at some point. And so I do a narration voice for them.

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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I eat food when i'm bored..

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Wondering where are famous people and what they are doing at this exact moment.

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.