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I translate (parts of) songs into different languages in my head. I try to do it as good as possible.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

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When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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When I eat potato chips, I lick each side to make sure the really salty part is down.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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I post morals under every one of my new comments. Moral: Duh, I am moral man ffs! What do you expect! Its awesome! If things go at this phase I will be a celebrity in... hmm... in never!

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mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

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I give my own posts a thumbs up whenever I have the option and I know that it's anonymous.

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hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

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Someone asks you "what's up" and you awkwardly reply "good".

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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when singing to music on my ipod, i sometimes pause the music to hear how loud I am singing.

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when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

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I poop on the side of my house in the morning so I do not have to make noise then come back in.

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masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.