Tried to suck ur own penis

I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

I always twist my washcloth into a cone shape, so when I take my next shower it is dry and hardened. Then I pretend stab it into my stomach and say "MY LIFE FOR AIUR!" before getting it wet again.

Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.

Dancing while hoovering

being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

When nobodys home, stay as quiet as possible just in case an intrudor is hiding somewhere

Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

Write things in the air with my finger, and then erase the words with my hand.

I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

log off the internet then think of something and go back on

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

I like to eat the crust on pizzas

pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

Watch the same movies over and over

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.