you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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My parents are annoying.

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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saying long strings of unconnected words in your head and wondering if you just said something that noone else ever has

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

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I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

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Eat something that will make crumbs over the sink because you are too lazy to get a plate

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.