I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

Ur mum

Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

I stand under my ceiling fan, looking up while spinning around to make it look still...

I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

Make hand gestures when talking on phone

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.