I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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When I am listening to my ipod in the car or on a bus, i always remove an earphone to check if i am breathing really loudly.

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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Picking my nose.

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you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.

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whenever im getting a haircut, i feel as if the barber can see my embarrassing and private thoughts.

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Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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When I see myself in the mirror, I have to make a funny face just to make sure my face still works.

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I talk excessively loud in public sometimes so people can hear my opinions. I'm just hoping someone's eavesdropping because I like the fact that they might agree with me and that they get to see a little bit of who I am. I don't even know these people.

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.