scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

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While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.