I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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*Sees bug on wall while taking shower* *Splashes with shower water* *Bug slides down wall* >_

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Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

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eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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When no one is around I make sound effects for everything I do.

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I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.

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When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

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play with a knife and pretend to be a master blade wielder

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when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.