I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

Accidentally turning the fan on instead of the light when you walk into the bathroom and having a mini-spazz attack because the sound scares you.

I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

Think "When are we ever going to use this in our life?" while sitting bored in school.

I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.