Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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Find something you dislike about your face/body and instantly compare it with every person you meet from then on

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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

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when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

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when i know that friends are coming to my place the next day i clean up my room and then i'm like...oh i forgot to clean up i'm sorry, it's always in a mess...

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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Eat pizza backwards because the crust isn't as good as the cheese part and I want to get that over with.

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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I pretend that someone can see through my eyes whenever I'm doing something cool, i guess so they think I'm cooler or something.

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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I really like taking shits.

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.