Gotta sleep with a fan.

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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When i need to poop i place toilet paper over the water so it doesn't splash up and hit my rectum.

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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Ur mum

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When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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I talk excessively loud in public sometimes so people can hear my opinions. I'm just hoping someone's eavesdropping because I like the fact that they might agree with me and that they get to see a little bit of who I am. I don't even know these people.

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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chew on the side of my teeth

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Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.