Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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Being fat

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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When I was younger I would image a band that played the songs on the radio that was strapped to the roof of the car during long car rides.

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After texting someone, check your phone repeatedly to see if they responded

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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incognito mode on google chrome

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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Realising that there are ASSHOLES posting dumb shit on this site.

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.