I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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Type in "Things you think only you do" then feel better that alot of people do the same stupid or smart things.

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Spend way too much time on this website cause it makes you feel normal

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Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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when i realise for example that my shoes are stinking i get really paranoid and try to cover them under the table or something because i feel that everyone is thinking about it or is covering their nose or stuff

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sometimes if I am going on a flight to another country I will hold a small pocket of air in my mouth before getting on the plane and then I would let it out after we land

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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Tried to suck ur own penis

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I know how to type a ¿

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squezzing moisturisure/tooth paste really hard cos the top is all dry and then a shit load comes out all at once

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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I have an irrational fear of sloths

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Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.