If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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Run up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way.

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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check shower for murder then pee

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I hold my breath in elevators

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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If I hear a noise, it obviously means there is a monster somewhere in/near my bedroom and the sheets will protect me as long as they cover up to my chin.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.