Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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I can't trill my R's

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Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.