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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost
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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.
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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.
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Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.
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When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...
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get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard
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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.
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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!
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Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand
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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.
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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.
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Made after doomsday plans
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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.
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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.
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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.
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Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!
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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)
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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time
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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.
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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings
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Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.
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I think about life problems in the shower
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My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l
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when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.