I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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Fill up a glass, drink half, then fill it up again.

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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I avoid closing my eyes in the shower in case ghosts/monsters/zombies get me.

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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Take baths

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.