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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''
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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.
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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)
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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed
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I talk to myself when I'm alone
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Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.
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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back
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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore
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Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.
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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.
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Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.
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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.
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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka
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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm
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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower
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Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!
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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.
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Putting your bra on your dogs dead
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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.
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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.
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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river
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shag your mom
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Open the microwave at 1 second left to pretend you're on a bomb squad.
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i cant fall asleep unless i suck my thumb...
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.