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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.
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Always think good thoughts before I go to bed so that I have good dreams
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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god
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I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming
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wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12
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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles
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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.
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I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.
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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward
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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."
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pick your nose and eat it
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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.
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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.
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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other
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Still record on VHS tapes.
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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see
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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump
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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.
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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum
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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.
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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.
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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.
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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.
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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.