Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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I dont know weather or not to flush the toilet at night incase i wake somebody, its even worse in other peoples houses.

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Write things in the air with my finger, and then erase the words with my hand.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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When laying in bed I put the covers over my head and act like I'm in different places..caves..tent..etc..

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.