I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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I buy books and never read them and get mad at myself for doing so.

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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Breathe.

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I cant ride a bike

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.