test how many stares you can scale in one step

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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Whenever you are in a quiet room and are trying to eat a food that is very loud to chew (like chips) you try to chew slowly or alter your chewing style so noone will think your too loud

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag

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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.