Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts

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Pretending you're in a tribute band when you listen to a song.

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.