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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.
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I can't brush my teeth and rinse in the sink right after I flush the toilet, for fear of it being connected somehow, and rinsing with my own piss.
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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die
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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''
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Automatically lie to your dentist when they ask if you floss
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When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything
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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.
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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about
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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.
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looking at the bottom when i meet foreigners talking among themselves... dang. no subtitles.
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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.
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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.
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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.
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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.
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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.
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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them
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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!
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You pause while walking around your house when you're home alone because you think you heard a noise, but then realize it was just you walking.
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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!
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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.
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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.
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Create a little story/scenario in your head abbout someone you like or want to meet, while lying to go to sleep.
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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML
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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.