Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Play as both sides on fifa

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.