When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

When im alone i have a conversation with myself

Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

I say my first name every night before I go to sleep because I want it to be the last thing I say before I die.

I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.