If no one else is home and you have to go to the bathroom, but you're invested in what you're doing on your laptop, you take it with you.

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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When I'm in the shower i let the water run off my arms and fingers and pretend I'm a giant god of water sending torrents to the miniature people below.

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I approach balcony ledges with my feet firmly planted, just in case a random person decides to come pick me up and throw me off the balcony.

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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being super bored at shool

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being super bored at school

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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Talk to my cat.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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I will look up the definition of a word in a text message before I use it just incase I'm using it in the wrong context.

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Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.