Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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humiliating little girls

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.