watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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Always think good thoughts before I go to bed so that I have good dreams

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When standing on the beach, I try to command the waves to stop.

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

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Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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I scratch and sniff.

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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I say my first name every night before I go to sleep because I want it to be the last thing I say before I die.

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.