I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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Sometimes I wonder if my whole life is a hallucination and I'm actually in some padded room somewhere, talking to myself and staring into space while my real family mourns the fact that their daughter will never be able to live a real life...

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.

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Pee in the shower

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.