Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.

draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

Poo really loud

Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

chew on the side of my teeth

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

make south park refferences every day

Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

Check the time on my cell phone, put it back in my pocket. Dammit, didn't see the time. Check it again.

Believing in the kindness of strangers

No matter how complicated your shower is at home, you always find it much easier to work than other people's showers.

On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry

that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.