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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.
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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine
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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse
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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.
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Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.
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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.
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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.
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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe
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At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business
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I rape small children ;).
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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.
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pull out a flies wings and let it go
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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.
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when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them
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make south park refferences every day
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I dont know weather or not to flush the toilet at night incase i wake somebody, its even worse in other peoples houses.
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When I'm listening to my ipod on a road trip I look out the window longingly and pretend to be in a music video
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close the fridge door really slowly just so you can see the light turn off
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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.
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Someone asks you "what's up" and you awkwardly reply "good".
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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming
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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?
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I daydream about what would happen if my phone rang in public and I had a ringtone of a cool song and what people think about the song and if they think I'm cool for it, or if they see some sort of symbolic meaning in the song. I do this while pacing around my room listening to the song. I think about what people I know would think about certain lyrics in the song. I do this all the time.
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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.