I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

When I walk the streets after getting a new haircut, I think everybody's staring at me and thinking "oh my god she got a new haircut" eventhough they didn't know me before.

I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.

Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

I really like taking shits.

When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.