When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

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Before I go to bed I have to put one of my hands between my knees in order to warm up and get comfy.

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Breathe.

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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

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Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

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Check the time on my cell phone, put it back in my pocket. Dammit, didn't see the time. Check it again.

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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I rape small children ;).

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.