Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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KICK THE CAN

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.