When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.