Peeing in the shower

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hurting your foot and running around trying not to think of the pain!

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When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

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When I'm in a car holding a handheld device (iPod, Cell Phone, etc.) I have a feeling I will randomly throw it out the open window. I would never do this, but I'm still afraid I might.

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I have always belived that I invented calling Target " Tar- jhay"

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins

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Rapidly click the mouse when your computer is frozen, even though you know it won't do anything to help whatsoever.

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I wonder if we're actually just dolls and are being controlled by some little girl in her little doll house ....

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I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

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I never look out the window at night because I'm afraid there will be an Alien staring at me when I move the curtains.

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After texting someone, check your phone repeatedly to see if they responded

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I actually get stuck watching those rediculous infomercials late at night... Yeah - you're not alone. But no, I don't buy anything either... Lol.

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

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Say 'WED', 'NES' and 'DAY' slowly in your head when spelling Wednesday.

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Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.