When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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draw little triangles while coulouring in to make it seem that theres not so much work -jesse

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Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.