Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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I don't read the terms of service.

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I masturbate evenly with both hands so that my penis doesn't become crooked.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.