For some reason, I smile whenever I'm telling someone bad news or a sad story. I always try to not smile, but it doesn't work and I feel like a terrible person.

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

I tell inanimate objects what to do.

I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

Write things in the air with my finger, and then erase the words with my hand.

When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.