Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

Eating chicken at KFC.

Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

Smelling food to see if its spicy.

Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

I don't read the terms of service.

I masturbate evenly with both hands so that my penis doesn't become crooked.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.