When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

Absentmindedly rub your stomach while lying down watching or reading.

When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

humiliating little girls

When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

I aphabeticalize my shoes

Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.