Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.

Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I mouth common words and phrases, just to see what it looks like when I talk to other people.

I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John

Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

i always think people can hear my thoughts.

Having a dream and forgetting it seconds later.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.