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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.
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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.
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I will look up the definition of a word in a text message before I use it just incase I'm using it in the wrong context.
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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.
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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)
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Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)
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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.
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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.
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being super bored at school
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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.
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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.
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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.
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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"
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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.
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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'
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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.
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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.
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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee
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Post on this website, then give yourself the first thumbs up to kick-start your success.
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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3
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Say what even when u heard someone
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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light
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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.