When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

dont turn my fan up so high cause i think its going to fall and slice me to bits -jesse

start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

call someone by a siblings name.

when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

I get creeped out if I haven't looked at a clock in a while and when I finally do it reads 9:11

I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.