think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

Tear up when I poop

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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Stab myself on a daily basis

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

use the shower water running of my arms and hands to shoot off random hairs inside the shower

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.