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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O
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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.
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-73
Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.
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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)
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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.
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-52
eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white
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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.
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-44
only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5
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When I'm walking I pretend that I'm staying in the same place and moving the world beneath me.
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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"
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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.
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rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.
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-53
if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.
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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!
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-20
speak proper english
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-76
check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump
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-28
Kill Jb without getting aressted.
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-74
I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles
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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.
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-22
text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.
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-82
wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on
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sneeze without closing my eyes
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-33
Look at the least popular comments just out of interest
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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.
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-32
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