check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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I can't piss with my shoes on.

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

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SOMETIMES I SHIT ON MY HAND.... IN THE SHOWER

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.