Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Watch the same movies over and over

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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when two pictures look very similar, i go back and forth between them so it looks like they're moving

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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.