scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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I like to poo while smoking.

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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Brake for tail-gaters

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.