While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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I stand under my ceiling fan, looking up while spinning around to make it look still...

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

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Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

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Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.