Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

Watch the same movies over and over

thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

when two pictures look very similar, i go back and forth between them so it looks like they're moving

after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.