Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I mouth common words and phrases, just to see what it looks like when I talk to other people.

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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Having a dream and forgetting it seconds later.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.