Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

I dont know weather or not to flush the toilet at night incase i wake somebody, its even worse in other peoples houses.

I pretend I'm a musical when I'm alone and sing about all the stuff I'm doing.

Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

When no one's at home, the house turns into an action movie set. Going to my room turns into sprinting up the stairs and purposely stumbling to give the effect that bombs are going off. And always make it to the room in time to hop on the last helicopter out of the jungle.

always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

sing in the shower

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.