To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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I always twist my washcloth into a cone shape, so when I take my next shower it is dry and hardened. Then I pretend stab it into my stomach and say "MY LIFE FOR AIUR!" before getting it wet again.

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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waking up from an amazing/awesome dream and spend the rest of the day thinking up of new senarios to come after...

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Sometimes I imagine how everyone would react if I died.

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.