get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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Made after doomsday plans

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

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I think about life problems in the shower

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My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l

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when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose

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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

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When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.