When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.