I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

Look at my poop before flushing

I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

Boinked my neighbor

When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

I hit the frig after sex

When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

I tell inanimate objects what to do.

When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.