When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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I have a phobia of incest

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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Drying yourself after the shower with a towl, wiping your ass dry and beeing scared when you dry other parts of your body you dont use the same part of the towl.

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.