DIY LOL
Anti Joke
Porn SFW
Funny Tip Jars
LOL Hell
home
Popular
Newest
You Decide
« First
‹ Prev
…
86
87
88
89
90
91
92
93
94
…
Next ›
Last »
After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-31
When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there
thumb_up
thumb_down
-31
I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-20
Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-34
Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+59
Vote for the other guy
thumb_up
thumb_down
-54
Reading the terms of service :O....
thumb_up
thumb_down
-32
When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it
thumb_up
thumb_down
-56
When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-15
Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype
thumb_up
thumb_down
-30
Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-20
scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good
thumb_up
thumb_down
-87
Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-63
Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)
thumb_up
thumb_down
-6
daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-61
in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides
thumb_up
thumb_down
Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+28
feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner
thumb_up
thumb_down
-55
Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-66
Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+8
Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-11
While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...
thumb_up
thumb_down
+11
Drool a lil bit and continue eating...
thumb_up
thumb_down
-36
im going to rape that girl
thumb_up
thumb_down
-107
« First
‹ Prev
…
86
87
88
89
90
91
92
93
94
…
Next ›
Last »
Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.