when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

Pee in the shower

I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

close the fridge door really slowly just so you can see the light turn off

Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

pee when you are dreaming haha lol

Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.