Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

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Say 'WED', 'NES' and 'DAY' slowly in your head when spelling Wednesday.

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Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Math tests-doing all the work for a problem only to find out my answer is not any of the multiple choices.

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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I vote thumb dlown the ones that i dong like

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Always fantasize about grabbing a cop's gun from his holster. Just because I am pretty sure I could.

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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I say my first name every night before I go to sleep because I want it to be the last thing I say before I die.

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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mentally scolding yourself for thinking something dirty just in case the person you're thinking about can read your thoughts

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whale sperm

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.

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Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

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When I walk from one room to the next, I make believe that the room I just left exploded, and that I made it out just in time.

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I have one friend I always punch in the shoulder at least once when I see him.

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make food scream if i chop them up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.