Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

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when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me

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I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

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You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

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Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

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run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

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get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

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Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

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Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.