Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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I am a BIG TIME movie talker. I always ask questions that people obviously don’t know the answer to like, “Where is he going?” “I thought they were friends?” “Wait.. Is she mad?” “Is that guy the killer?” Although people seem to tolerate me, I do promise that it is completely on accident. I don’t even realize I do it. –Ikka.

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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when im losing an argument, ill start singing my responses

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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When i take off my watch before i go to sleep i smell my wrist.

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.