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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid
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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.
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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.
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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse
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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there
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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs
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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it
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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up
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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely
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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.
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When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves
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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."
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Open the fridge every 15 minutes, to see if there is anything new to eat.
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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public
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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.
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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D
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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place
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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.
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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B
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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.
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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.
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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.