While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.