When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.