While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

I stand under my ceiling fan, looking up while spinning around to make it look still...

Hate Skydoesminecraft.

Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.