I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

I used to eat bath bubbles

When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

Hate Skydoesminecraft.

At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!

you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Realising that there are ASSHOLES posting dumb shit on this site.

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.