I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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Get freaked out when door bell or phone rings when you are doing something you are not supposed to.

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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Brake for tail-gaters

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

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Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

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listen to madonnas new album

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.