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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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i use dental dams

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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fap

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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Pee in the shower

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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

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I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

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Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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Courtesy flush.

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.