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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.
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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee
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Post on this website, then give yourself the first thumbs up to kick-start your success.
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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3
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Say what even when u heard someone
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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light
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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.
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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.
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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.
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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule
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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..
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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.
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sit in the shower
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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.
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I can't trill my R's
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Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.
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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.
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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."
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Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad
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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.
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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.
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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.
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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.
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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up
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A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.