I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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I scratch and sniff.

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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I put big spaces in between comments

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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When laying in bed I put the covers over my head and act like I'm in different places..caves..tent..etc..

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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Find yourself alone at a party/gathering of some sort... Pretend to send a text to make people think you're not a loner.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.