It's hot but I still have on covers

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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In my head, my life is some kind of on-going documentary about my life. Sometimes when I'm alone, I conduct interviews.

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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I can't trill my R's

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.