when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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whale sperm

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get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

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If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.

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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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Always coming up with a really great comeback in my head 5 seconds too late. And then playing out what would have happened if I had said it.

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Having gay sex

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.