When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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make south park refferences every day

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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Dramatically narrate everything I do in my head as I do it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.