Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

Made after doomsday plans

Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.