I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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Smoking in the shower.

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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When nobody's home I blast the stereo and sing as loud as I can.

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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How many times is it okay to say "what" before just nodding and smiling?

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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Absentmindedly rub your stomach while lying down watching or reading.

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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look at bins as i walk past them

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.