I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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When looking for something you need, just walk in circles around the house until it appears.

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When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Always coming up with a really great comeback in my head 5 seconds too late. And then playing out what would have happened if I had said it.

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Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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Pretending you're in a tribute band when you listen to a song.

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Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

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i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.