When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

im going to rape that girl

after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

I talk to my pet when no one is home.

I avoid closing my eyes in the shower in case ghosts/monsters/zombies get me.

If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

When I'm on Facebook, I flip between someone's most recent profile picture and their first one, just to see how much they've changed.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.