When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.

Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

make south park refferences every day

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

Dramatically narrate everything I do in my head as I do it.

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