When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet

Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

draw little triangles while coulouring in to make it seem that theres not so much work -jesse

Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry

Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...

when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.