Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

While waiting on someone I check my phone and if there is no new message I just read old ones, just to be occupied and don't look stupid or lost

When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

blow nose. look at kleenex.

whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.