Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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Think you looked good the whole day, then come home and realize you were a hot mess and nobody told you

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.

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scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

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Play Minecraft

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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I sleep in the nude.

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Get freaked out when door bell or phone rings when you are doing something you are not supposed to.

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Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

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Think of the best come-backs ever, a few seconds after the time to use them would be.

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When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.