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smoke marijuana
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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.
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Hate when you finish a cup of pudding or something like that and you don’t want to get up to put the spoon in the sink so you just leave it sitting in the cup but the spoon is too tall for the cup and it falls over.
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R A P E Children
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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said
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Having gay sex
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Post on this website, then give yourself the first thumbs up to kick-start your success.
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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.
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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.
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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.
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get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky
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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.
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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.
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When I masturbate I trade hands often in fear that my penis may become crooked.
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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.
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blow nose. look at kleenex.
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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.
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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup
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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.
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Always coming up with a really great comeback in my head 5 seconds too late. And then playing out what would have happened if I had said it.
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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...
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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com
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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.
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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.