Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

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Say "ow" when I drop something or before I get hurt

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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Sitting down in the shower

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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when two pictures look very similar, i go back and forth between them so it looks like they're moving

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When I see interactive ads on webpages ( "Shoot 5 iPhones And Get One Free!" type of windows ), I feel compelled to finish the task, even though I KNOW it's going to open a pop-up and waste 10 seconds of my life.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.