Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

try to give your friends spirit animals

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

play with a laser pointer and pretend its a lightsaber

everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

When I see someone I know walking toward me as I'm walking toward them from a long way away, I pretend I don't see them until we're right on top of each other, then, miraculously discovering them, I smile and say, "Hi".

k. everyone

i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

Watch the same movies over and over

make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.