Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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While waiting on someone I check my phone and if there is no new message I just read old ones, just to be occupied and don't look stupid or lost

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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blow nose. look at kleenex.

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.