do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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Stalk people on facebook, find out something interesting, and later claim that it 'came up on your newsfeed'.

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I really enjoy self-pity.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.