I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

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Go up stairs two steps at a time. Avoid those stairs forever if there are an odd number and I have to end in a single step.

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When I poop I pretend to make my wiener talk.

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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

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When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

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Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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being super bored at school

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry

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Imagine yourself and friends as band members while listening to songs.

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Squeezing my cat's face back so it looks Chinese.

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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Poo really loud

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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Pee sitting down so I dont have to aim

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.