When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.

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Say "ow" when I drop something or before I get hurt

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I act as though I've had movie cameras placed in my eyes and a bunch of people will watch my life as a movie at some point. And so I do a narration voice for them.

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I actually get stuck watching those rediculous infomercials late at night... Yeah - you're not alone. But no, I don't buy anything either... Lol.

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make food scream if i chop them up.

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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When nobody's home I blast the stereo and sing as loud as I can.

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penis

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working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case

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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.