I push the door open with my stomach

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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sleep with your legs crossed like your meditating.

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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Having gay sex

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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I Masturbate Daily.

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.