When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

when two pictures look very similar, i go back and forth between them so it looks like they're moving

When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.

type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

I read the down voted posts

Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.