Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.