Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.

I rape small children ;).

When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

Only use the left earphone.

Check the toilet paper after wiping your ass

When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

When I'm scared in the shower sing

Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.