After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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Vote for the other guy

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Reading the terms of service :O....

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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im going to rape that girl

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.