While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.

Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

draw the sun at the corner of the page

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.