i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.

I pretend that someone can see through my eyes whenever I'm doing something cool, i guess so they think I'm cooler or something.

I'm constantly struck with this odd sensation that I didn't wipe my ass well enough.

I buy books and never read them and get mad at myself for doing so.

standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

Dramatically narrate everything I do in my head as I do it.

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

Abuse your pet when nobody's looking

Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

If I'm home alone, I tell myself good night when I am getting cozy in bed. I even use my name.

My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

bounce when your tip toeing.

Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.