If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

Find yourself alone at a party/gathering of some sort... Pretend to send a text to make people think you're not a loner.

Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

Think about things I should be doing with my life.

I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

sit in the shower

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

When tapping, I always have to do the same pattern of taps, and I feel incomplete if I don't finish the pattern I started.

Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

When I'm walking at night, I put up my hood and grin evilly at passing cars so it'll scare the drivers if they see

When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.