I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

Always coming up with a really great comeback in my head 5 seconds too late. And then playing out what would have happened if I had said it.

I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

Have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum.

Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.