While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

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Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.