Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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when you bleed you suck your own blood

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

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when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

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When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

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When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

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Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.

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when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.