Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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You pause while walking around your house when you're home alone because you think you heard a noise, but then realize it was just you walking.

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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Try having a conversation with your friends parents but keep saying yeah the whole time

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KICK THE CAN

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Whenever i wear long sleeves i always hold onto the sleeves with my ring and pinkie fingers.

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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I try to move inanimate objects/set things on fire/control the elements with my mind.

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I mouth common words and phrases, just to see what it looks like when I talk to other people.

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When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

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When I walk from one room to the next, I make believe that the room I just left exploded, and that I made it out just in time.

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conundrum.

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If I'm home alone, I tell myself good night when I am getting cozy in bed. I even use my name.

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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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I put big spaces in between comments

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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get really confused

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.