When I'm about to go to the bathroom, I think of a million things that I have to do and try to do them all before I pee my pants.

listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

I can only play a piano with my right hand

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

Have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum.

Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off

watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

I hit the frig after sex

when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

Sometimes I think the whole world is set up, and I feel like I'm living in some kind of Truman Show. I even sometimes say "I know you're there" to the moon.

Squeezing my cat's face back so it looks Chinese.

Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

Make up a song to yourself.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.