When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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I ejaculate fire and glory

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Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

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In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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I sleep in the nude.

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.

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You remember something funny. You smile like an idiot. Everyone around thinks your weird for randomly smiling.

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.