Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

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I wonder if we're actually just dolls and are being controlled by some little girl in her little doll house ....

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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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whale sperm

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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I have one friend I always punch in the shoulder at least once when I see him.

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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Whenever you are in a quiet room and are trying to eat a food that is very loud to chew (like chips) you try to chew slowly or alter your chewing style so noone will think your too loud

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I pee in the shower.

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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Picking my nose.

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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When you get out of the shower and you're too lazy to get dressed, so you just hang around in a towel.

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.