taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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Say 'WED', 'NES' and 'DAY' slowly in your head when spelling Wednesday.

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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jack off

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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I push the door open with my stomach

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I dip my pizza crust in soda

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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when im losing an argument, ill start singing my responses

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.