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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

Pretend animals talk to you!

i use dental dams

Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

Pee in the shower

When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

Being from another country and always thinking in english.

I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.

Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

Courtesy flush.

Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.