When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.

Say "ow" when I drop something or before I get hurt

I act as though I've had movie cameras placed in my eyes and a bunch of people will watch my life as a movie at some point. And so I do a narration voice for them.

I actually get stuck watching those rediculous infomercials late at night... Yeah - you're not alone. But no, I don't buy anything either... Lol.

make food scream if i chop them up.

While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

bounce when your tip toeing.

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

test how many stares you can scale in one step

When nobody's home I blast the stereo and sing as loud as I can.

penis

working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case

Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

I play video games with the controller under the covers.

When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.

Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.