I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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Seperate your food on you dinner plate

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Think about what you're going to tell your kids about your childhood when you grow-up.

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

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Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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Watch the same movies over and over

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

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When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it

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when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

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hurting your foot and running around trying not to think of the pain!

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.