when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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when someone says something like 'it's too late' i always start singing 'to apologizeeeeee' even though i think people are annoyed of me always singing along to their sentences and changing the meaning, but i just cannot stop it

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

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When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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Repeat the phrase "you too" after a comment someone makes that does not apply. Bob: happy birthday Jim Jim: you too bob. Awwww sh!t.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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Look at a word and count the letters by 2's - continue counting the letters over and over by 2's until it comes out even at the end of the word.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.