Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

I chew my ice cream.

Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.

Mayada stupid

Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

Tape your dick to your leg to fit into tight pants

Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.