feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

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When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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Sometimes I imagine how everyone would react if I died.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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Talk to my cat.

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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chew on the side of my teeth

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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make food scream if i chop them up.

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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I have seen a UFO

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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Before I go to bed at night, I close the closet door so the monsters inside don't come get me while I'm sleeping.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.