I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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Look at my poop before flushing

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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Boinked my neighbor

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

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I hit the frig after sex

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When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.