Wondering where are famous people and what they are doing at this exact moment.

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Have to take the phone with you everytime to the bathroom

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

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After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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Sometimes I imagine what it would look like if I was seeing out of another person's eyes across from where I happen to be.

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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I wish I was born again, but I had all of the knowledge I have now.

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when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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seeing small spots in your eye (dust probably) and then chasing them with your eye trying to catch them

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Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.