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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.
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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.
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The longer it takes me to find the light switch in the dark the more frantic and terrified I become.
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Write things in the air with my finger, and then erase the words with my hand.
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*Sees bug on wall while taking shower* *Splashes with shower water* *Bug slides down wall* >_
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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.
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When I'm in a hurry I brush my teeth while peeing because I think it saves time.
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before i go to sleep i must check the front door knob multiple times to make sure its locked
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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?
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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol
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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.
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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.
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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.
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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.
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run inside after taking out the trash because a monster might be hiding in the big trash can
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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.
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Do math in ur head at night to help you fall asleep.
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draw little triangles while coulouring in to make it seem that theres not so much work -jesse
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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall
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get home from work and masturbate instantly
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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.
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I have one friend I always punch in the shoulder at least once when I see him.
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Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.
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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing us.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.