After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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blow nose. look at kleenex.

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.