Set Fire to the Rain

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which

While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

Think of numbers as male or female.

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.