Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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When my soap is running low, I add water to it.

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

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Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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sometimes i sing and when i do , i make drum sounds with my teeth and you know, all that stuff

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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I delete all notifications on my phone before i shut it off.

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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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Make scary faces in the mirror and try to scare myself

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.