When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

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i use dental dams

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to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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When I'm at someone else's house, clutter sort of bothers me and it makes me want to clean up. At my own house, it feels really weird if there's a lack of clutter, so I like to keep it that way.

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when i have to go down stairs at night, i have to sprint up the stairs in case there are ghosts/monsters never dangle my feet over the bed in case something tickles/touches them

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Pee in the shower

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.