I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

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"Oh, that was a messed up thought, probably shouldn't think about it again or something worse because---GODDAMN IT."

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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I eat ass

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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.