Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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When looking for something you need, just walk in circles around the house until it appears.

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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Think about breathing...

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.