I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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Always coming up with a really great comeback in my head 5 seconds too late. And then playing out what would have happened if I had said it.

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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Have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum.

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.