I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

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Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

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Eat something to pass the time while I wait for my food in the microwave to be cooked.

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

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When I'm walking I pretend that I'm staying in the same place and moving the world beneath me.

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I have an irrational fear of sloths

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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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i run my 2 fingers across a wall like they're ninja feet when im happy.

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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Poop naked.

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.