"Oh, that was a messed up thought, probably shouldn't think about it again or something worse because---GODDAMN IT."

Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

I stand under my ceiling fan, looking up while spinning around to make it look still...

When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

Ur mum

THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

I really enjoy self-pity.

.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

Playing with your phone or remote throwinng it up and down until it hits your face

I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.