When I'm in the shower i let the water run off my arms and fingers and pretend I'm a giant god of water sending torrents to the miniature people below.

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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think about all of the things you would do if you were the only person on earth

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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Tried to suck ur own penis

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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When i take off my watch before i go to sleep i smell my wrist.

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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This song will not come out of my head!

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.