When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

Whenever someone is making a speech, I imagine them being taken out by a sniper mid-speech...

I refuse to forward chain letters

I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

whenever I see those commercials where there is two people talking to each other but they constantly look at me it really irritates me

I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.