Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

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I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

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If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

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Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.

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Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

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When one of those sad sappy abused dogs commercials comes on, you change the channel really fast to prevent from crying.

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Dancing while hoovering

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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I delete all notifications on my phone before i shut it off.

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When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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draw little triangles while coulouring in to make it seem that theres not so much work -jesse

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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Whenever i wear long sleeves i always hold onto the sleeves with my ring and pinkie fingers.

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I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.