If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

I chew around the center of carrots.

Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.

Kick the fallen ice cube underneath the fridge

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

Playing with your phone or remote throwinng it up and down until it hits your face

When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

I never read the Terms of Service. I just click "OK"

Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.