play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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I piss in the bed every night

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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Every time i take a drink from a cup, i rotate the cup so i never drink from the same place.

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When looking for something you need, just walk in circles around the house until it appears.

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....

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pick your nose and eat it

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.