I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

When nobodys home, stay as quiet as possible just in case an intrudor is hiding somewhere

Tear up when I poop

Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

I control water in the shower.

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.