I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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I sleep in the nude.

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I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.

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Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

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even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

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Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

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When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

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When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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When tapping, I always have to do the same pattern of taps, and I feel incomplete if I don't finish the pattern I started.

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when i realise for example that my shoes are stinking i get really paranoid and try to cover them under the table or something because i feel that everyone is thinking about it or is covering their nose or stuff

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Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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After texting someone, check your phone repeatedly to see if they responded

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Dancing while hoovering

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.