Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

I have walked into a sliding glass door

Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

Pee in the shower

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.