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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.
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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.
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I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.
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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter
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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".
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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something
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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.
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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.
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I always think I have special powers
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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...
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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go
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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.
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Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.
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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......
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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.
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Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger
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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.
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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin
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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up
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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.
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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.
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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.
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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.
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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.