- Things You Think Only You Do

To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

when looking for lost keys i return to the place they should be at least 5 times and look there

suck my own penis

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.

I used to pretent my legs didn't work and pulled myself up the stairs with just my hands.

I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.

Every time I switch pages on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com, I always end up reading If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there.

When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc

Whenever someone is making a speech, I imagine them being taken out by a sniper mid-speech...

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

Eat something to pass the time while I wait for my food in the microwave to be cooked.

When I'm laying in bed, I make sure that my feet are covered and not hanging off the edge so that monsters don't eat them in my sleep.

When I have headphones in, I wonder if my swallowing is extremely loud for everyone else too.

whenever im doing sumthing im not suppose to i feel like everybody knows what im doing

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

After hearing a song, you think, oh i have never heard of that before, and then you start hearing it every single day....

when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.