on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

call someone by a siblings name.

when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

I get creeped out if I haven't looked at a clock in a while and when I finally do it reads 9:11

I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry

Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

Peeing in the shower

realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.