Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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When no one's at home, the house turns into an action movie set. Going to my room turns into sprinting up the stairs and purposely stumbling to give the effect that bombs are going off. And always make it to the room in time to hop on the last helicopter out of the jungle.

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when you bleed you suck your own blood

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"Oh, that was a messed up thought, probably shouldn't think about it again or something worse because---GODDAMN IT."

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When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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i use dental dams

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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draw little triangles while coulouring in to make it seem that theres not so much work -jesse

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.