When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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Get that shiver when you're peeing.

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

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I really like taking shits.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.