Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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Courtesy flush.

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.

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When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

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Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

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Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.