If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

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On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.

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Kick the fallen ice cube underneath the fridge

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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Playing with your phone or remote throwinng it up and down until it hits your face

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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I never read the Terms of Service. I just click "OK"

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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.