Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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Tear up when I poop

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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i run my 2 fingers across a wall like they're ninja feet when im happy.

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.