I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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get bored so I fist myself for money

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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I hate being called "buddy".

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.