im going to rape that girl

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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I give my own posts a thumbs up whenever I have the option and I know that it's anonymous.

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i run my 2 fingers across a wall like they're ninja feet when im happy.

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.