Give a 'thumbs up' or a 'thumbs down' based strictly on how much you like the number it will change it to.

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal

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Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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check shower for murder then pee

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.