Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

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Dip my pizza crust in my soda

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when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.

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I vote thumb dlown the ones that i dong like

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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wipe your hands on your pants

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Repeat the phrase "you too" after a comment someone makes that does not apply. Bob: happy birthday Jim Jim: you too bob. Awwww sh!t.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.