I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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After hearing a song, you think, oh i have never heard of that before, and then you start hearing it every single day....

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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Put my hand under the pillow in bed to get orgasm

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.