When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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when i watch tv and it cuts to break, if i hear someone on the tv tell me not to change the chanel, ill say "u cant tell me what to do!" and then ill change it.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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blow nose. look at kleenex.

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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Sometimes I beat box when I am alone.

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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

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For some reason, I smile whenever I'm telling someone bad news or a sad story. I always try to not smile, but it doesn't work and I feel like a terrible person.

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Every time i get a new video game i read the back of the case and the pamphlet the whole ride home

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when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

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When one of those sad sappy abused dogs commercials comes on, you change the channel really fast to prevent from crying.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.