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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day
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I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.
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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different
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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.
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When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.
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Find something you dislike about your face/body and instantly compare it with every person you meet from then on
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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.
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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.
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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...
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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel
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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing
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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.
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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.
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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/
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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.
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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.
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Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.
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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.
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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.
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i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.
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Think up a come back three days after it would have been useful.
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Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.
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In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.
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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.