A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

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wipe your hands on your pants

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While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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I daydream about what would happen if my phone rang in public and I had a ringtone of a cool song and what people think about the song and if they think I'm cool for it, or if they see some sort of symbolic meaning in the song. I do this while pacing around my room listening to the song. I think about what people I know would think about certain lyrics in the song. I do this all the time.

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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Think about breathing...

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When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

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Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

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I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.