when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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I say my first name every night before I go to sleep because I want it to be the last thing I say before I die.

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.