Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.