when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

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When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

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When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.

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pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

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When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

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After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

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When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.