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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.
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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.
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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.
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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.
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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.
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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.
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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.
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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family
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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.
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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward
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Having gay sex
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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?
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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)
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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal
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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .
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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them
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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.
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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)
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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.
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-48
Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!
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I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.
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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!
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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.
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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.