Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

I can't piss with my shoes on.

When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

Sometimes I toot.

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

Having gay sex

Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.