I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

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Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

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I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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I scratch and sniff.

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.