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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol
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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..
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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'
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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.
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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.
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I post morals under every one of my new comments. Moral: Duh, I am moral man ffs! What do you expect! Its awesome! If things go at this phase I will be a celebrity in... hmm... in never!
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when someone goes underwater in a movie I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived in that situation, I almost died during Finding Nemo
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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.
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when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them
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Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.
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I get mad at characters on tv and i shoot the screen with my Nerf gun
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When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.
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When one of those sad sappy abused dogs commercials comes on, you change the channel really fast to prevent from crying.
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when im losing an argument, ill start singing my responses
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Whenever I'm home alone, I dance and sing along to any commercial.
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Do somthing only you do
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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.
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When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.
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When I see someone I know walking toward me as I'm walking toward them from a long way away, I pretend I don't see them until we're right on top of each other, then, miraculously discovering them, I smile and say, "Hi".
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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off
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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try
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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.
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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.