stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

Whenever i wear long sleeves i always hold onto the sleeves with my ring and pinkie fingers.

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

speak proper english

from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.