When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

Pee in the shower

When nobodys home, stay as quiet as possible just in case an intrudor is hiding somewhere

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.

When im alone i have a conversation with myself

I get mad at characters on tv and i shoot the screen with my Nerf gun

push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

I like to eat the crust on pizzas

I talk to my pet when no one is home.

Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.