Get turned on lookin at my own butt

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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I pee in the shower. :3

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apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.