dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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when two pictures look very similar, i go back and forth between them so it looks like they're moving

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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make south park refferences every day

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

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A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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Pick giant boogers and eat them.

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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.