I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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When i need to poop i place toilet paper over the water so it doesn't splash up and hit my rectum.

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I say my first name every night before I go to sleep because I want it to be the last thing I say before I die.

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I stay vigilant while i shower in case killer/zombies come into my house..

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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I think I have superpowers and sometimes I try to use them by force, like lifting a pencil with my mind or elevate from the ground.

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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i use dental dams

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Wishing you could go back in time and do a situation over again, becuase you regret the stuff you did.

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I chew on anything plastic. I don't think there's a pen that I haven't chewed on or a plastic cap I haven't put in my mouth. It's a horrible habit but it feels so DAMN GOOD TO CHEW!

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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get really confused

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I delete all notifications on my phone before i shut it off.

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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i see almost everything as a sign

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.