Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

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when i watch tv and it cuts to break, if i hear someone on the tv tell me not to change the chanel, ill say "u cant tell me what to do!" and then ill change it.

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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I cant ride a bike

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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Smiling like an Idiot when you get a cute text

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.