The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

Picking my nose.

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

instinctively thumb down long posts without reading them.

I never look out the window at night because I'm afraid there will be an Alien staring at me when I move the curtains.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.