I meow when my cat meows.

Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

When out I like to "people watch."

I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

When I'm about to go to the bathroom, I think of a million things that I have to do and try to do them all before I pee my pants.

Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off

When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.