Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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Sometimes when I look at something up close, I alternate closing each eye and looking at the object from the other eye, then switch again. I do it really fast to make it look like that thing is moving. It's really entertaining.

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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saying long strings of unconnected words in your head and wondering if you just said something that noone else ever has

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I eat ass

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.