use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

R A P E Children

check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

Pee in the shower

When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

Think about breathing...

Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

I have never watched Star Wars.

When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

Give your neighbors names from movies.

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

This song will not come out of my head!

When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.