Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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Look at a word and count the letters by 2's - continue counting the letters over and over by 2's until it comes out even at the end of the word.

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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

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I have an irrational fear of sloths

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speak proper english

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

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When I walk into the bathroom and the lid of toilet is closed, I always get slightly nervous to lift it up and see into the toilet. I'm always thinking there'll be something disgusting or scary in there.

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.