I put salt on buttered toast...

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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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Pretending you're in a tribute band when you listen to a song.

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.