wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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I put big spaces in between comments

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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get really confused

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act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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I mean Diana Ross.

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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Vote for the other guy

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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

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i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.