Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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When nobodys home, stay as quiet as possible just in case an intrudor is hiding somewhere

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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i cant fall asleep unless i suck my thumb...

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.

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Smoking in the shower.

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Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.