when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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Give a 'thumbs up' or a 'thumbs down' based strictly on how much you like the number it will change it to.

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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If I have a black surface I scratch my dandruff onto and make a dandruff galaxy.

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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Cough and shift my feet a lot when someone comes into the public bathroom so they know someone is in the stall and won't walk in on me.

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when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.