Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

When I die during an online game I try to cram as much food and drink in my mouth as I can before I respawn. If I have no food I roll all over the bed.

Pretend I'm much more popular than I am with people who don't know my social life.

When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

Answering questions that weren't directed at me, then awkwardly playing it off like they were talking to you.

Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

I can't piss with my shoes on.

I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.