Get turned on lookin at my own butt

I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)

judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.

Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

I pee in the shower. :3

apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.