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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.
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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...
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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.
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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.
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Being from another country and always thinking in english.
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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)
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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.
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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.
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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't
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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)
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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.
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*Sees bug on wall while taking shower* *Splashes with shower water* *Bug slides down wall* >_
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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.
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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.
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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.
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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.
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When I say, "What?" after understanding exactly what someone said.
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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!
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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?
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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)
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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.
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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects
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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.
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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.