on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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KICK THE CAN

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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If I'm in my room and I need to fart, I walk into someone else's room and fart in there so that my room doesn't stink up.

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.