Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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Eat ice by itself

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I mouth common words and phrases, just to see what it looks like when I talk to other people.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.