RAPE CHILDREN

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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

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Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

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Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

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Seperate your food on you dinner plate

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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

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I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

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when you bleed you suck your own blood

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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When I first start dating or seeing someone I write down options for conversation starters before I phone them in case it goes silent.

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When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

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I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

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Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

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When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

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Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.