when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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sit in the shower

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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I **** with no hands.

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

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When I'm about to go to the bathroom, I think of a million things that I have to do and try to do them all before I pee my pants.

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.