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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.
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Mentally preparing yourself to step on a crunchy-looking leaf, only to discover it is in fact soggy, soft and unsatisfactory.
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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.
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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim
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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.
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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.
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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.
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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam
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Poo really loud
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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3
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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.
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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.
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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !
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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!
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make south park refferences every day
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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.
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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things
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When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.
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Check the time on my cell phone, put it back in my pocket. Dammit, didn't see the time. Check it again.
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Believing in the kindness of strangers
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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...
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Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry
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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?
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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.