Like a toy until it breaks.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I mouth common words and phrases, just to see what it looks like when I talk to other people.

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.