I talk excessively loud in public sometimes so people can hear my opinions. I'm just hoping someone's eavesdropping because I like the fact that they might agree with me and that they get to see a little bit of who I am. I don't even know these people.

I pass by closed doors quickly and at least as far away as the door seems like it can open, because I always feel like someone's going to burst out, hitting me in the face with the door.

Whenever i wear long sleeves i always hold onto the sleeves with my ring and pinkie fingers.

Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

I constantly talk to myself.

If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done

Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "

I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

Imagine yourself and friends as band members while listening to songs.

When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.