I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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When nobodys home, stay as quiet as possible just in case an intrudor is hiding somewhere

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Tear up when I poop

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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I control water in the shower.

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.