humiliating little girls

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Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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Create a little story/scenario in your head abbout someone you like or want to meet, while lying to go to sleep.

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.