Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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I can't piss with my shoes on.

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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Sometimes I toot.

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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Having gay sex

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.