Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

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Wishing you could go back in time and do a situation over again, becuase you regret the stuff you did.

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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humiliating little girls

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.