(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.