walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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When I'm at someone else's house, clutter sort of bothers me and it makes me want to clean up. At my own house, it feels really weird if there's a lack of clutter, so I like to keep it that way.

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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The longer it takes me to find the light switch in the dark the more frantic and terrified I become.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.