Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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When I sneeze I hold my balls ( only when Im alone)

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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I can't piss with my shoes on.

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lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

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I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.