Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

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When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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when i am in a long car ride i look out the window and imagine im in a sad music video

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.