Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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Pee in the shower

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.