When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights.

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When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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Sitting down in the shower

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scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.