- Things You Think Only You Do

Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

The older I get the more honest I get

try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.

I rape small children ;).

When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.