When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

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Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

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avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

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Abuse your pet when nobody's looking

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I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

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Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

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When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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Sometimes I beat box when I am alone.

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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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For some reason, I smile whenever I'm telling someone bad news or a sad story. I always try to not smile, but it doesn't work and I feel like a terrible person.

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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Pretend that i don't care about my birthday when i actually can't wait to see what present people will get me and get terribly excited everytime someone text me

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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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I make all the faces on my money face the same way.

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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I can't get out of bed in the mornings unless the alarm clock reads 0 or 5.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.