Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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Gotta sleep with a fan.

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Sex scene comes on TV while you are watching with your parents... Try to act normal... Fail.

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Smoking in the shower.

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.