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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.
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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..
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Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....
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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.
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Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.
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Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?
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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.
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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials
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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you
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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.
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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day
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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.
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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.
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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.
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Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)
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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards
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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!
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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin
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make food scream if i chop them up.
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On a calendar search for the picture on your birthday month
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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.
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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.
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Save more than once on your favourite game.
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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.