After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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I want to suck on your penis

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

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Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.

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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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Laying in bed kind of hungry, knowing exactly what you want to eat, and going over all the steps involved (going all the way to the kitchen, making the food, cleaning up, going all the way back to your room, plus it's nighttime and something might get you) and trying to decide whether or not it's worth it to go eat now or just wait until you wake up.

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.