Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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penis

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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When using the bathroom count the tiles on the floor or shower wall or read a shampoo bottle.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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Pretend that when you are in the shower, the shower head is a giant machine gun, that takes thousands of men to operate, and that you were an extremely large person and you catch ALL of the bullets in your mouth, spitting them at the shower head while at the same time turning off the water as if they all died, and the small drips that continue to drop out were the dead soldires' blood.....-dillon

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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Try having a conversation with your friends parents but keep saying yeah the whole time

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.