Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

chewing icecream before you swallow it

Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

Use my phone to see what time it is

When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

when i am in a long car ride i look out the window and imagine im in a sad music video

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.