spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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wonder who wrote these things

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.