(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

I wonder if elections are rigged?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.