A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

wipe your hands on your pants

While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.

wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

I daydream about what would happen if my phone rang in public and I had a ringtone of a cool song and what people think about the song and if they think I'm cool for it, or if they see some sort of symbolic meaning in the song. I do this while pacing around my room listening to the song. I think about what people I know would think about certain lyrics in the song. I do this all the time.

I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.

When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

Think about breathing...

When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.