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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.
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I talk to myself when I'm alone
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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat
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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours
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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me
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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?
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Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.
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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming
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Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.
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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first
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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.
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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.
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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.
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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.
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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two
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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.
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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!
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Pull the curtain right to the end so there are no gaps just in case some weirdo at night decides to look in my window.
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wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person
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How many times is it okay to say "what" before just nodding and smiling?
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<
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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.