Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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Wondering where are famous people and what they are doing at this exact moment.

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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Your mom

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waking up from an amazing/awesome dream and spend the rest of the day thinking up of new senarios to come after...

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.