When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

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wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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Whenever someone is making a speech, I imagine them being taken out by a sniper mid-speech...

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

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whenever I see those commercials where there is two people talking to each other but they constantly look at me it really irritates me

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.