See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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When I walk from one room to the next, I make believe that the room I just left exploded, and that I made it out just in time.

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Look at the clock, then instantly forget what time it is and look again.

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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Find something you dislike about your face/body and instantly compare it with every person you meet from then on

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

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When you stop to tie you shoe, you re-tie the other so one isnt tighter than the other.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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I daydream about what would happen if my phone rang in public and I had a ringtone of a cool song and what people think about the song and if they think I'm cool for it, or if they see some sort of symbolic meaning in the song. I do this while pacing around my room listening to the song. I think about what people I know would think about certain lyrics in the song. I do this all the time.

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.