I meow when my cat meows.

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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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When out I like to "people watch."

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

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When I'm about to go to the bathroom, I think of a million things that I have to do and try to do them all before I pee my pants.

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off

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When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.