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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...
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do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet
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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.
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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around
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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service
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When no one's at home, the house turns into an action movie set. Going to my room turns into sprinting up the stairs and purposely stumbling to give the effect that bombs are going off. And always make it to the room in time to hop on the last helicopter out of the jungle.
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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.
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whenever im doing sumthing im not suppose to i feel like everybody knows what im doing
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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them
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Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse.
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When I'm at someone else's house, clutter sort of bothers me and it makes me want to clean up. At my own house, it feels really weird if there's a lack of clutter, so I like to keep it that way.
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While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.
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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words
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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.
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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.
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Look at the clock, then instantly forget what time it is and look again.
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I like to watch lava lamps heat up
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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out
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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.
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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.
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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.
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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.
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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.
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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.