- Things You Think Only You Do

If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

Imagine yourself and friends as band members while listening to songs.

Every time I switch pages on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com, I always end up reading If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there.

The longer it takes me to find the light switch in the dark the more frantic and terrified I become.

Love feet. like LOVE feet.

Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

Having a dream and forgetting it seconds later.

Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

i masturbate with my feet

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

I constantly talk to myself.

While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.

fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

I cover my webcam on my when I fap in fear that someone/something is watching.

I really don't know what to do when i see a double post on here. I mean, i get that people like to do stuff with their feet when their in bed, but somehow al lot of these people do not find it enough to vote up an existing post.

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse.

Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

squezzing moisturisure/tooth paste really hard cos the top is all dry and then a shit load comes out all at once

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.