Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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Tear up when I poop

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

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use the shower water running of my arms and hands to shoot off random hairs inside the shower

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.