Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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Put my hand under the pillow in bed to get orgasm

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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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While listening to songs, your always thinking of a situation to go along with it.

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Locking your pet in the room and forcing it to spend time with you.

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Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger

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Brake for tail-gaters

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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I fake laugh at peoples jokes when they're not funny to avoid akward moments.

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.