play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

I piss in the bed every night

I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

Every time i take a drink from a cup, i rotate the cup so i never drink from the same place.

When looking for something you need, just walk in circles around the house until it appears.

When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

open the fridge A eat food B think

I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....

pick your nose and eat it

Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.