While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

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when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out

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Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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when i realise for example that my shoes are stinking i get really paranoid and try to cover them under the table or something because i feel that everyone is thinking about it or is covering their nose or stuff

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If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes

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When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

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I never feel bored

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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Look an ugly person up and down and try to think of ways that they can improve how they look. ( clothing, hair, and makeup)

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.