When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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Pee in the shower

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When nobodys home, stay as quiet as possible just in case an intrudor is hiding somewhere

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.

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When im alone i have a conversation with myself

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I get mad at characters on tv and i shoot the screen with my Nerf gun

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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I talk to my pet when no one is home.

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.