I wonder if sport games are rigged?

Being fat

When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

I aphabeticalize my shoes

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

I was the real Stig...

Put my hand under the pillow in bed to get orgasm

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

Brake for tail-gaters

Try and accomplish something before the timer on the microwave beeps :)

when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.