The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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Picking my nose.

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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instinctively thumb down long posts without reading them.

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I never look out the window at night because I'm afraid there will be an Alien staring at me when I move the curtains.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.