dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

when two pictures look very similar, i go back and forth between them so it looks like they're moving

After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

It's hot but I still have on covers

I have walked into a sliding glass door

make south park refferences every day

if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

Sleep with pillow between legs

when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

Pick giant boogers and eat them.

When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.