When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

Ur mum

I have walked into a sliding glass door

Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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Sitting down in the shower

Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.