Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

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Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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Tape your dick to your leg to fit into tight pants

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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Realising that there are ASSHOLES posting dumb shit on this site.

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.

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whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

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If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

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Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.