Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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I hold my breath in elevators

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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Peeing in the shower

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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When I'm walking at night, I put up my hood and grin evilly at passing cars so it'll scare the drivers if they see

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I rape small children ;).

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.