Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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Tape your dick to your leg to fit into tight pants

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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I think I have superpowers and sometimes I try to use them by force, like lifting a pencil with my mind or elevate from the ground.

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I stay vigilant while i shower in case killer/zombies come into my house..

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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ask my dog questions then realize, she can't talk...

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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When I say, "What?" after understanding exactly what someone said.

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When looking for something you need, just walk in circles around the house until it appears.

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.