Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

thumb_up thumb_down -67

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

thumb_up thumb_down -47

I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

thumb_up thumb_down -52

I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

thumb_up thumb_down -62

Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

thumb_up thumb_down -86

When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

thumb_up thumb_down -63

Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

thumb_up thumb_down -99

When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

thumb_up thumb_down -69

Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

thumb_up thumb_down -57

Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

thumb_up thumb_down -71

Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

thumb_up thumb_down +54

go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

thumb_up thumb_down -60

play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

thumb_up thumb_down -38

Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

I refuse to forward chain letters

thumb_up thumb_down -34

When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

thumb_up thumb_down -55

I hate being called "buddy".

thumb_up thumb_down -38

While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

thumb_up thumb_down -68

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.