Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

get bored so I fist myself for money

When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

Think about the things you could do if you had the power to stop the time.

Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

Use my phone to see what time it is

Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.