Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

Gotta sleep with a fan.

When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

When i need to poop i place toilet paper over the water so it doesn't splash up and hit my rectum.

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.