something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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shag your mom

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Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

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Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.