Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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I cover my webcam on my when I fap in fear that someone/something is watching.

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For some reason, I smile whenever I'm telling someone bad news or a sad story. I always try to not smile, but it doesn't work and I feel like a terrible person.

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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Write things in the air with my finger, and then erase the words with my hand.

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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

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when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.