When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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I hate being called "buddy".

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.