Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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think about all of the things you would do if you were the only person on earth

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Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it

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Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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I scratch the scabs on my head whenever im bored

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Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.