Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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saying long strings of unconnected words in your head and wondering if you just said something that noone else ever has

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I eat ass

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?

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feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.