Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

I cover my webcam on my when I fap in fear that someone/something is watching.

For some reason, I smile whenever I'm telling someone bad news or a sad story. I always try to not smile, but it doesn't work and I feel like a terrible person.

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

I tell inanimate objects what to do.

I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

Write things in the air with my finger, and then erase the words with my hand.

When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.