Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...

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I rape small children ;).

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sometimes i sing and when i do , i make drum sounds with my teeth and you know, all that stuff

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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Look at the clock, then instantly forget what time it is and look again.

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Before I go to bed at night, I close the closet door so the monsters inside don't come get me while I'm sleeping.

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Pretend I'm much more popular than I am with people who don't know my social life.

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Open the fridge, nothing there, close fridge, open again just to make sure nothing has magically appeared

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I will look up the definition of a word in a text message before I use it just incase I'm using it in the wrong context.

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Stalk people on facebook, find out something interesting, and later claim that it 'came up on your newsfeed'.

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Check the toilet paper after wiping your ass

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When tapping, I always have to do the same pattern of taps, and I feel incomplete if I don't finish the pattern I started.

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.

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When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.