cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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1.Open the fridge...nothing to eat :/ 2.Open the cabinet...nothing to eat :/ 3.Lower expectations..and then repeat :)

When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

I vote thumb dlown the ones that i dong like

I apologize, when i bump against things.

When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

I really enjoy self-pity.

I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

I have autofocus in my eyes.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.