Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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Stuff 13 chips in my mouth when no one is looking, bite 1 chip in half and chew it for 30 seconds when someone is looking.

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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I talk excessively loud in public sometimes so people can hear my opinions. I'm just hoping someone's eavesdropping because I like the fact that they might agree with me and that they get to see a little bit of who I am. I don't even know these people.

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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I talk to my pet when no one is home.

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Think you looked good the whole day, then come home and realize you were a hot mess and nobody told you

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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penis

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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When using the bathroom count the tiles on the floor or shower wall or read a shampoo bottle.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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Pretend that when you are in the shower, the shower head is a giant machine gun, that takes thousands of men to operate, and that you were an extremely large person and you catch ALL of the bullets in your mouth, spitting them at the shower head while at the same time turning off the water as if they all died, and the small drips that continue to drop out were the dead soldires' blood.....-dillon

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.