- Things You Think Only You Do

Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

You remember something funny. You smile like an idiot. Everyone around thinks your weird for randomly smiling.

Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

only read the short jokes on this website

Run faster down hotel corridors.

See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.