Reading the terms of service :O....

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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I can't trill my R's

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.