Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

I can only play a piano with my right hand

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.