When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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only read the short jokes on this website

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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I sleep in the nude.

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Think about things I should be doing with my life.

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Think about what you're going to tell your kids about your childhood when you grow-up.

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When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.

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Give your neighbors names from movies.

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.