When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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Wishing you could go back in time and do a situation over again, becuase you regret the stuff you did.

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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I want to suck on your penis

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.