When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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When looking for something you need, just walk in circles around the house until it appears.

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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i masturbate with my feet

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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sit in the shower

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.