Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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sit in the shower

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.

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Moral: Damn I clicked on pointless super powers how did I get here! Moral: I wrote the "thing only I do" below :P

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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check shower for murder then pee

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.