Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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Rapidly click the mouse when your computer is frozen, even though you know it won't do anything to help whatsoever.

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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Look at my poop before flushing

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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Boinked my neighbor

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When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

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I hit the frig after sex

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.