smoke marijuana

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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Sometimes I imagine how everyone would react if I died.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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sometimes i sing and when i do , i make drum sounds with my teeth and you know, all that stuff

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I think I have superpowers and sometimes I try to use them by force, like lifting a pencil with my mind or elevate from the ground.

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.

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I eat food when i'm bored..

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.