Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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Gotta sleep with a fan.

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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When i need to poop i place toilet paper over the water so it doesn't splash up and hit my rectum.

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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Ur mum

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When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.