When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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Write things in the air with my finger, and then erase the words with my hand.

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.

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Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.

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I really don't know what to do when i see a double post on here. I mean, i get that people like to do stuff with their feet when their in bed, but somehow al lot of these people do not find it enough to vote up an existing post.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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seeing small spots in your eye (dust probably) and then chasing them with your eye trying to catch them

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when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

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Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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When nobody's home I blast the stereo and sing as loud as I can.

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

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sleep with your legs crossed like your meditating.

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I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

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i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

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Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.