Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

speak proper english

Kill Jb without getting aressted.

I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

sneeze without closing my eyes

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

After hearing a song, you think, oh i have never heard of that before, and then you start hearing it every single day....

Someone asks you "what's up" and you awkwardly reply "good".

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.