I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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Having a dream and forgetting it seconds later.

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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Your mom

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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shag your mom

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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Pee in the shower.

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.