Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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I really like taking shits.

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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Mayada stupid

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

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When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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when you bleed you suck your own blood

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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Absentmindedly rub your stomach while lying down watching or reading.

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I gotta get down of Friday

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i use dental dams

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.