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I wonder if we're actually just dolls and are being controlled by some little girl in her little doll house ....
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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.
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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.
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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.
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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.
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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.
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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.
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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.
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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.
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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.
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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly
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I have one friend I always punch in the shoulder at least once when I see him.
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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.
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Whenever you are in a quiet room and are trying to eat a food that is very loud to chew (like chips) you try to chew slowly or alter your chewing style so noone will think your too loud
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I pee in the shower.
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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site
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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.
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Picking my nose.
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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER
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When you get out of the shower and you're too lazy to get dressed, so you just hang around in a towel.
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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird
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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...
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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time
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When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.