when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me

Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

I eat ass

Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

sneeze without closing my eyes

Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

Eat pizza backwards because the crust isn't as good as the cheese part and I want to get that over with.

Putting your bra on your dogs dead

When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

I don't read the terms of service.

Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.