sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

Sit down in a grass field... immediately start pulling up grass.

I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

I avoid closing my eyes in the shower in case ghosts/monsters/zombies get me.

Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.