Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

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Whenever another person sitting next to me at school doesn't push their chair in when they get up to leave, I do it for them because it looks more orderly.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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When you tell yourself that this is the last page you'll read and end up reading three more.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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ASMR

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I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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Walking around store and store clerk asks are you finding everything ok..and you reply yes and you...

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

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Answering questions that weren't directed at me, then awkwardly playing it off like they were talking to you.

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.