When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

I was not born in the country I am living in now

I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

I wonder if elections are rigged?

sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.

Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.