Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing us.

Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

Vote for the other guy

Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

Check the toilet paper after wiping your ass

Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

i randomly grab my boobs when i'm home alone. like, all the time.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.