I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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Open the fridge every 15 minutes, to see if there is anything new to eat.

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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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stand in front of a mirror with your headphones in, and lip sync the words of the song playing to pretend you are singing in a music video

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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When no one is around I make sound effects for everything I do.

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

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When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.