If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

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When i take off my watch before i go to sleep i smell my wrist.

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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While waiting on someone I check my phone and if there is no new message I just read old ones, just to be occupied and don't look stupid or lost

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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blow nose. look at kleenex.

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.