If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming

Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

When i take off my watch before i go to sleep i smell my wrist.

Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

While waiting on someone I check my phone and if there is no new message I just read old ones, just to be occupied and don't look stupid or lost

When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

blow nose. look at kleenex.

whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.