Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

Answering questions that weren't directed at me, then awkwardly playing it off like they were talking to you.

Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

I can't piss with my shoes on.

I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.