When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done

Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

Wondering who would cry at your funeral

Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

Sit there with my hand just resting down my pants casually when I'm alone. It's comfy!

1.Open the fridge...nothing to eat :/ 2.Open the cabinet...nothing to eat :/ 3.Lower expectations..and then repeat :)

Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

Give your neighbors names from movies.

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.