Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

Whenever another person sitting next to me at school doesn't push their chair in when they get up to leave, I do it for them because it looks more orderly.

I rehearse arguments in my head.

Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

When you tell yourself that this is the last page you'll read and end up reading three more.

When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

ASMR

I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...

Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

Walking around store and store clerk asks are you finding everything ok..and you reply yes and you...

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

Answering questions that weren't directed at me, then awkwardly playing it off like they were talking to you.

Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.