When I'm about to go to the bathroom, I think of a million things that I have to do and try to do them all before I pee my pants.

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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After hearing a song, you think, oh i have never heard of that before, and then you start hearing it every single day....

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working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

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Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

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Attempting to silently sneak a fart, then it erupts from your anus.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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Laughing randomly because you remembered something that was funny earlier

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.