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Sometimes when im sitting in class i start thinking how i would save the whole classroom if someone was to come in with a gun and start shooting.
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i take words i just read or said and sing them to the tune of a song
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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.
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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.
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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers
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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd
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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.
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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.
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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.
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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..
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I eat one way in public and another way in private.
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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.
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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?
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Made after doomsday plans
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Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.
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If I'm in my room and I need to fart, I walk into someone else's room and fart in there so that my room doesn't stink up.
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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.
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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.
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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers
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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling
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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.
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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.