After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.

When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

i smoke weed all day.

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

Accidentally turning the fan on instead of the light when you walk into the bathroom and having a mini-spazz attack because the sound scares you.

getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

I can't get out of bed in the mornings unless the alarm clock reads 0 or 5.

I really don't know what to do when i see a double post on here. I mean, i get that people like to do stuff with their feet when their in bed, but somehow al lot of these people do not find it enough to vote up an existing post.

I cover my webcam on my when I fap in fear that someone/something is watching.

While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.

saying long strings of unconnected words in your head and wondering if you just said something that noone else ever has

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

Dip my pizza crust in my soda

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.