When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

Put my hand under the pillow in bed to get orgasm

I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

If no one else is home and you have to go to the bathroom, but you're invested in what you're doing on your laptop, you take it with you.

as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

Look an ugly person up and down and try to think of ways that they can improve how they look. ( clothing, hair, and makeup)

I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

always check thde back seat before starting the car

kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

this is a terrible website and i hate you

When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

run inside after taking out the trash because a monster might be hiding in the big trash can

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.