Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

Think about the things you could do if you had the power to stop the time.

you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

Put my hand under the pillow in bed to get orgasm

Locking your pet in the room and forcing it to spend time with you.

Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger

Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

Try and accomplish something before the timer on the microwave beeps :)

Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.