I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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When i take off my watch before i go to sleep i smell my wrist.

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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

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mentally scolding yourself for thinking something dirty just in case the person you're thinking about can read your thoughts

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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I read the down voted posts

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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sing in the shower

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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look at bins as i walk past them

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Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.