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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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I piss in the bed every night

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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I can't piss with my shoes on.

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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When nobodys home, stay as quiet as possible just in case an intrudor is hiding somewhere

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.