When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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misread dig bick

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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How many times is it okay to say "what" before just nodding and smiling?

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.