I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.

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Having a dream and forgetting it seconds later.

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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Sometimes I toot.

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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shag your mom

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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When I walk the streets after getting a new haircut, I think everybody's staring at me and thinking "oh my god she got a new haircut" eventhough they didn't know me before.

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.