When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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I actually get stuck watching those rediculous infomercials late at night... Yeah - you're not alone. But no, I don't buy anything either... Lol.

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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Think up a come back three days after it would have been useful.

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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Sometimes, I skim through the Terms of Service just to make sure I'm not selling my soul or promising my first-born.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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I hate being called "buddy".

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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Think that a movie is shorter after you watch it once or twice

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i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.