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Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face
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ask my dog questions then realize, she can't talk...
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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends
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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.
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Like a toy until it breaks.
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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.
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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.
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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.
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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...
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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.
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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.
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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....
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invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.
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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.
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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.
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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.
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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"
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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.
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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.
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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.
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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.
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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.
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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).
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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.
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A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.