When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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Only use the left earphone.

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I scratch the scabs on my head whenever im bored

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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dont turn my fan up so high cause i think its going to fall and slice me to bits -jesse

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.