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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."
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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.
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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.
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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.
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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?
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I wonder if sport games are rigged?
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I'll sing nice and loud in the shower and wonder why I haven't come out with an album yet
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This song will not come out of my head!
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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.
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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...
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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.
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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.
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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try
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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.
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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)
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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.
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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window
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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other
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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.
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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.
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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)
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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful
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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt
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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.