Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.

When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

I stand under my ceiling fan, looking up while spinning around to make it look still...

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

not be afraid of hurricane sandy

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.