Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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When laying in bed I put the covers over my head and act like I'm in different places..caves..tent..etc..

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.