Type in "Things you think only you do" then feel better that alot of people do the same stupid or smart things.

Spend way too much time on this website cause it makes you feel normal

When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

sometimes if I am going on a flight to another country I will hold a small pocket of air in my mouth before getting on the plane and then I would let it out after we land

Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

Tried to suck ur own penis

I know how to type a ¿

squezzing moisturisure/tooth paste really hard cos the top is all dry and then a shit load comes out all at once

I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

I have an irrational fear of sloths

Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

Eating a crunchy food while watching tv and turning up the volume little by little until its around 80% because you can't hear over the sound of your own chewing. Then later when you turn back on the tv you scare yourself because it's still at 80% and frantically try to turn it down with super speed before anyone hears you.

I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

How many times is it okay to say "what" before just nodding and smiling?

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.