When I see a typo ANYWHERE, I feel compelled to correct it, even if there is no possible way for me to correct it

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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Drinking and dialing people I dated.

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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shag your mom

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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conundrum.

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)

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Drying yourself after the shower with a towl, wiping your ass dry and beeing scared when you dry other parts of your body you dont use the same part of the towl.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.