When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

Only use the left earphone.

I scratch the scabs on my head whenever im bored

At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

dont turn my fan up so high cause i think its going to fall and slice me to bits -jesse

start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.