I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

Open the fridge every 15 minutes, to see if there is anything new to eat.

use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

stand in front of a mirror with your headphones in, and lip sync the words of the song playing to pretend you are singing in a music video

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

draw the sun at the corner of the page

While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

When no one is around I make sound effects for everything I do.

Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.