When I'm about to go to the bathroom, I think of a million things that I have to do and try to do them all before I pee my pants.

You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

After hearing a song, you think, oh i have never heard of that before, and then you start hearing it every single day....

working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case

not be afraid of hurricane sandy

Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

Attempting to silently sneak a fart, then it erupts from your anus.

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

Laughing randomly because you remembered something that was funny earlier

Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.