When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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Pull the curtain right to the end so there are no gaps just in case some weirdo at night decides to look in my window.

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wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

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How many times is it okay to say "what" before just nodding and smiling?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

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Think you looked good the whole day, then come home and realize you were a hot mess and nobody told you

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.