Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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I was the real Stig...

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Put my hand under the pillow in bed to get orgasm

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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Brake for tail-gaters

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Try and accomplish something before the timer on the microwave beeps :)

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

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Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.