Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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I imagine myself dying in the worst possible way more than once a day. I don't know...today, I was driving on a bridge and all I could picture was it collapsing and falling onto me, When I'm lying in bed, I imagine my ceiling fan toppling me.

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Check the time on my cell phone, put it back in my pocket. Dammit, didn't see the time. Check it again.

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Turn the Microwave off at 1 second

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

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When my soap is running low, I add water to it.

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

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Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

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I cover my webcam on my when I fap in fear that someone/something is watching.

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When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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Sometimes I wonder if my whole life is a hallucination and I'm actually in some padded room somewhere, talking to myself and staring into space while my real family mourns the fact that their daughter will never be able to live a real life...

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.