- Things You Think Only You Do

I pee in the shower. :3

taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

i smoke weed all day.

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.

When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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sneeze without closing my eyes

Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.