- Things You Think Only You Do

When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)

after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

saying long strings of unconnected words in your head and wondering if you just said something that noone else ever has

feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.