HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

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Play as both sides on fifa

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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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hate Justin Bieber

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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when i know that friends are coming to my place the next day i clean up my room and then i'm like...oh i forgot to clean up i'm sorry, it's always in a mess...

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.