Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.

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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

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When the hero of a movie is drowning I hold my breath to see if I would survive.

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I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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Say what even when u heard someone

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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Courtesy flush.

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.