- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

I'll sing nice and loud in the shower and wonder why I haven't come out with an album yet

This song will not come out of my head!

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.