When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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If I'm in my room and I need to fart, I walk into someone else's room and fart in there so that my room doesn't stink up.

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always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

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When you tell yourself that this is the last page you'll read and end up reading three more.

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Type in "Things you think only you do" then feel better that alot of people do the same stupid or smart things.

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Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

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Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.