Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

When laying in bed I put the covers over my head and act like I'm in different places..caves..tent..etc..

Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

Being from another country and always thinking in english.

I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.