Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.

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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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I stand under my ceiling fan, looking up while spinning around to make it look still...

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.