Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

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Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.