When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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whale sperm

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.