Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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I think I have superpowers and sometimes I try to use them by force, like lifting a pencil with my mind or elevate from the ground.

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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Automatically lie to your dentist when they ask if you floss

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Whenever I'm home alone, I dance and sing along to any commercial.

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when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

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Sometimes I beat box when I am alone.

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Have to take the phone with you everytime to the bathroom

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.