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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.
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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.
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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.
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hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.
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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird
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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?
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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)
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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.
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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD
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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy
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if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.
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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.
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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say
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I brush my teeth while im in the shower
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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.
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i would air drum even if theres no music playing
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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.
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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk
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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-
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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.
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I'm really picky about how I earn money
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look at bins as i walk past them
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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.
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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.