While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

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I flip the pillow at night to feel the cool sensation.

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

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before going to a party, i rehearse the conversations i expect to have with the people who will be there (even though those conversations never actually happent)

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Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.