when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

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Rub boogers under the arm rest on the couch.

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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I have seen a UFO

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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When I masturbate I trade hands often in fear that my penis may become crooked.

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eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.