Gotta sleep with a fan.

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Think of the best come-backs ever, a few seconds after the time to use them would be.

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

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Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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"Oh, that was a messed up thought, probably shouldn't think about it again or something worse because---GODDAMN IT."

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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.