when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

sneeze without closing my eyes

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

Save more than once on your favourite game.

I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

When I'm listening to my ipod on a road trip I look out the window longingly and pretend to be in a music video

On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.