Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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I stand under my ceiling fan, looking up while spinning around to make it look still...

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almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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i take words i just read or said and sing them to the tune of a song

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working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.