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If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

I stand under my ceiling fan, looking up while spinning around to make it look still...

almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you

Kill Jb without getting aressted.

i take words i just read or said and sing them to the tune of a song

working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case

I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.