Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

Use my phone to see what time it is

When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.