Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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Spend way too much time on this website cause it makes you feel normal

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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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Dramatically narrate everything I do in my head as I do it.

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When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.