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I piss in the bed every night

when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

I can't piss with my shoes on.

I talk to myself when I'm alone

When nobodys home, stay as quiet as possible just in case an intrudor is hiding somewhere

Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.