When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.

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I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

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I push the door open with my stomach

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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Stuff 13 chips in my mouth when no one is looking, bite 1 chip in half and chew it for 30 seconds when someone is looking.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.