look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.

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Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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Sometimes I wonder if my whole life is a hallucination and I'm actually in some padded room somewhere, talking to myself and staring into space while my real family mourns the fact that their daughter will never be able to live a real life...

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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I plant my feet firmly when the subway approaches in case a random stranger tries to kill me by pushing me in front of the train.

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Pick giant boogers and eat them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.