I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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Pee in the shower

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.