I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

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When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D

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Think of the best come-backs ever, a few seconds after the time to use them would be.

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.