When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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Drying yourself after the shower with a towl, wiping your ass dry and beeing scared when you dry other parts of your body you dont use the same part of the towl.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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k. everyone

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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I actually get stuck watching those rediculous infomercials late at night... Yeah - you're not alone. But no, I don't buy anything either... Lol.

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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conundrum.

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When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

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even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

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almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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When one of those sad sappy abused dogs commercials comes on, you change the channel really fast to prevent from crying.

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When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

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Every time i get a new video game i read the back of the case and the pamphlet the whole ride home

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.