Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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I talk excessively loud in public sometimes so people can hear my opinions. I'm just hoping someone's eavesdropping because I like the fact that they might agree with me and that they get to see a little bit of who I am. I don't even know these people.

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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Only use the left earphone.

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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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Sometimes I wonder if my whole life is a hallucination and I'm actually in some padded room somewhere, talking to myself and staring into space while my real family mourns the fact that their daughter will never be able to live a real life...

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I'm constantly struck with this odd sensation that I didn't wipe my ass well enough.

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.