When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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Poo really loud

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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In my head, my life is some kind of on-going documentary about my life. Sometimes when I'm alone, I conduct interviews.

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I mouth common words and phrases, just to see what it looks like when I talk to other people.

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When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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I have a phobia of incest

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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Not clicking the Facebook 'like' button on "pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud", because it will show up on your profile, and you think other people will think you're strange.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.