When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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Lie in bed and wonder what happens whe you die, get depressed and come on this site for reassurance

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run inside after taking out the trash because a monster might be hiding in the big trash can

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blink

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Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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I have a phobia of incest

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.

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I plant my feet firmly when the subway approaches in case a random stranger tries to kill me by pushing me in front of the train.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.