When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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call someone by a siblings name.

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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I mean Diana Ross.

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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Picking my nose.

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.