When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

Save more than once on your favourite game.

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

Believing in the kindness of strangers

wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

pull out a flies wings and let it go

When looking for something you need, just walk in circles around the house until it appears.

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.