When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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Sitting down in the shower

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

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I always cry when I pray.

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.