Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

I mean Diana Ross.

Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

When laying in bed I put the covers over my head and act like I'm in different places..caves..tent..etc..

Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.