Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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When I have a really good dream, and I wake up and realize it was a dream, I try to fall back asleep and re-visit the dream.

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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I pass by closed doors quickly and at least as far away as the door seems like it can open, because I always feel like someone's going to burst out, hitting me in the face with the door.

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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get really confused

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Sometimes I imagine what it would look like if I was seeing out of another person's eyes across from where I happen to be.

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feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

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When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.