When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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Lie in bed and wonder what happens whe you die, get depressed and come on this site for reassurance

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.