like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

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Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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Abuse your pet when nobody's looking

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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play with a laser pointer and pretend its a lightsaber

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.