Sometimes I toot.

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.