- Things You Think Only You Do

When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.

Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

Go through funny pictures and memes on Facebook, and then accidently miss one and ten when you click to go back you have to go through like 5 more to get back to the one you want.

When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.

Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.