pull out a flies wings and let it go

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

thumb_up thumb_down -45

look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

thumb_up thumb_down -41

At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

thumb_up thumb_down -44

I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

thumb_up thumb_down -66

I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

thumb_up thumb_down -18

I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

thumb_up thumb_down -96

Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

thumb_up thumb_down -66

When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

thumb_up thumb_down -68

when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

thumb_up thumb_down -49

Pretend that i don't care about my birthday when i actually can't wait to see what present people will get me and get terribly excited everytime someone text me

thumb_up thumb_down +91

Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

thumb_up thumb_down -93

You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

thumb_up thumb_down -61

When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

thumb_up thumb_down -5

When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Picking my nose.

thumb_up thumb_down -57

Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.

thumb_up thumb_down -86

In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

thumb_up thumb_down -44

I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

thumb_up thumb_down -64

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.