Peeing in the shower

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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Sex scene comes on TV while you are watching with your parents... Try to act normal... Fail.

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Courtesy flush.

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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I dont know weather or not to flush the toilet at night incase i wake somebody, its even worse in other peoples houses.

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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Sit down in a grass field... immediately start pulling up grass.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.