Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

I think about other women when having sex

think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...

Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.