When you stop to tie you shoe, you re-tie the other so one isnt tighter than the other.

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there.

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Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

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clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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Having gay sex

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.