You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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I hate being called "buddy".

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.