I stay vigilant while i shower in case killer/zombies come into my house..

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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Brake for tail-gaters

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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

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I like to say really offensive and/and racist words when I'm on my own and no one can hear me. It just feels good to say things that I'm not allowed to.

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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I buy books and never read them and get mad at myself for doing so.

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I light my pubes on fire instead of shaving them because they aren't as itchy that way.

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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If no one else is home and you have to go to the bathroom, but you're invested in what you're doing on your laptop, you take it with you.

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Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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Attempting to silently sneak a fart, then it erupts from your anus.

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.