Imagine yourself and friends as band members while listening to songs.

I rape small children ;).

When my soap is running low, I add water to it.

when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me

I constantly talk to myself.

I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

When no one is around I make sound effects for everything I do.

i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.