push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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I pee in the shower. :3

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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If I'm in my room and I need to fart, I walk into someone else's room and fart in there so that my room doesn't stink up.

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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When I eat potato chips, I lick each side to make sure the really salty part is down.

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The longer it takes me to find the light switch in the dark the more frantic and terrified I become.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

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Play Minecraft

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.