When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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Answering questions that weren't directed at me, then awkwardly playing it off like they were talking to you.

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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I like to say really offensive and/and racist words when I'm on my own and no one can hear me. It just feels good to say things that I'm not allowed to.

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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When I am listening to my ipod in the car or on a bus, i always remove an earphone to check if i am breathing really loudly.

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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Whenever someone is making a speech, I imagine them being taken out by a sniper mid-speech...

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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I used to pretent my legs didn't work and pulled myself up the stairs with just my hands.

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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

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whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.

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Always think good thoughts before I go to bed so that I have good dreams

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.