I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

thumb_up thumb_down -66

Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

thumb_up thumb_down -93

I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

thumb_up thumb_down -95

get home from work and masturbate instantly

thumb_up thumb_down -30

every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

being super bored at shool

thumb_up thumb_down -54

Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

being super bored at school

thumb_up thumb_down -45

When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

thumb_up thumb_down -3

I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

thumb_up thumb_down -56

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

thumb_up thumb_down -41

When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

thumb_up thumb_down -67

Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

thumb_up thumb_down -66

When I have a really good dream, and I wake up and realize it was a dream, I try to fall back asleep and re-visit the dream.

thumb_up thumb_down +125

dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

thumb_up thumb_down +27

I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

thumb_up thumb_down -99

I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

thumb_up thumb_down +2

When I'm walking I pretend that I'm staying in the same place and moving the world beneath me.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.