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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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Pee in the shower.

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listen to madonnas new album

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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When I was younger I would image a band that played the songs on the radio that was strapped to the roof of the car during long car rides.

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.