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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.
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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.
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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?
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Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.
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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki
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wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse
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I really like taking shits.
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I pee in the shower.
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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me
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Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see
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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup
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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.
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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.
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If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes
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Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.
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Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.
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Squeezing my cat's face back so it looks Chinese.
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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.
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If I'm in my room and I need to fart, I walk into someone else's room and fart in there so that my room doesn't stink up.
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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).
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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.
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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".
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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.
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I plant my feet firmly when the subway approaches in case a random stranger tries to kill me by pushing me in front of the train.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.