When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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wonder who wrote these things

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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Play as both sides on fifa

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I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.