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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.
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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!
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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe
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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up
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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends
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tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360
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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work
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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.
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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.
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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet
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Gotta sleep with a fan.
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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"
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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)
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looking at the bottom when i meet foreigners talking among themselves... dang. no subtitles.
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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language
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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.
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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!
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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall
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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet
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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles
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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt
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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.
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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o
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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.