I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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Pee in my work garbage can.

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I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

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when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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I constantly talk to myself.

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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.