Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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When I sneeze I hold my balls ( only when Im alone)

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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Be a loner at school

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

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Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....

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Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

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Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

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Hate to type Morals under each one of my posts Moral: A small chick in the hand is better than a huge C**K up your ass. I am pretty sure not even women nor homosexuals want birds up there...Then again, I havent searched for anything like that at the intern... they are eating her! And now they are gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (fly stuck on head)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.