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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.

Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

Pee in the shower.

listen to madonnas new album

I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

Pick your dead skin then eat it.

When I was younger I would image a band that played the songs on the radio that was strapped to the roof of the car during long car rides.

Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

Believing in the kindness of strangers

That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.