Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

sing in the shower

wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

look at bins as i walk past them

Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it

Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.