I avoid closing my eyes in the shower in case ghosts/monsters/zombies get me.

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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Sit down in a grass field... immediately start pulling up grass.

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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I masturbate evenly with both hands so that my penis doesn't become crooked.

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A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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being super bored at school

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even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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When one of those sad sappy abused dogs commercials comes on, you change the channel really fast to prevent from crying.

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.