In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

I dont know weather or not to flush the toilet at night incase i wake somebody, its even worse in other peoples houses.

Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

When no one's at home, the house turns into an action movie set. Going to my room turns into sprinting up the stairs and purposely stumbling to give the effect that bombs are going off. And always make it to the room in time to hop on the last helicopter out of the jungle.

always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.