think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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I don't read the terms of service.

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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If I see a shriveled, dried leaf while walking along the sidewalk I am compelled to step on it and make it crunch.

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Every time I open a door, I shout out "Alohamora!" and then I open it.

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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penis

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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.