Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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Squeezing my cat's face back so it looks Chinese.

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Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

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Masturbate while waiting for a game to load.

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.