Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

Pee in the shower.

Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.

thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.