I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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this is a terrible website and i hate you

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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hate Justin Bieber

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

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Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

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lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.