i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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Talk to my cat.

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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I actually get stuck watching those rediculous infomercials late at night... Yeah - you're not alone. But no, I don't buy anything either... Lol.

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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Look at my poop before flushing

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.