Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

thumb_up thumb_down -50

Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

thumb_up thumb_down -47

You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

thumb_up thumb_down -76

tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

thumb_up thumb_down +115

Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

thumb_up thumb_down -23

When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

thumb_up thumb_down -57

Gotta sleep with a fan.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

thumb_up thumb_down -44

looking at the bottom when i meet foreigners talking among themselves... dang. no subtitles.

thumb_up thumb_down -104

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

thumb_up thumb_down -54

When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

thumb_up thumb_down -10

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

thumb_up thumb_down -39

I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

thumb_up thumb_down -53

say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

thumb_up thumb_down -77

Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

thumb_up thumb_down -121

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.