When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

Play as both sides on fifa

I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

test how many stares you can scale in one step

Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.