Stab myself on a daily basis

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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Always coming up with a really great comeback in my head 5 seconds too late. And then playing out what would have happened if I had said it.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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If I'm home alone, I tell myself good night when I am getting cozy in bed. I even use my name.

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.