I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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When I'm in the shower i let the water run off my arms and fingers and pretend I'm a giant god of water sending torrents to the miniature people below.

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I approach balcony ledges with my feet firmly planted, just in case a random person decides to come pick me up and throw me off the balcony.

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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being super bored at shool

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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Talk to my cat.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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I will look up the definition of a word in a text message before I use it just incase I'm using it in the wrong context.

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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Peeing in the shower

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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Think of the best come-backs ever, a few seconds after the time to use them would be.

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.