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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.
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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.
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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.
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Think about things I should be doing with my life.
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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere
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Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.
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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay
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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.
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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP
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Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.
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Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.
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Wonder why there are sites like this.
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Turn on Fox News and wonder if I'm watching a bad comedy routine or news reporting.
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I actually get stuck watching those rediculous infomercials late at night... Yeah - you're not alone. But no, I don't buy anything either... Lol.
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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet
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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.
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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?
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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.
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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number
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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.
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I buy books and never read them and get mad at myself for doing so.
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I aphabeticalize my shoes
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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed
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A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.