I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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jack off

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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Think about the things you could do if you had the power to stop the time.

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.