when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

When I'm walking I pretend that I'm staying in the same place and moving the world beneath me.

When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.