I always twist my washcloth into a cone shape, so when I take my next shower it is dry and hardened. Then I pretend stab it into my stomach and say "MY LIFE FOR AIUR!" before getting it wet again.

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

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I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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I think about other women when having sex

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smoke marijuana

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

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I Masturbate Daily.

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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Wonder why there are sites like this.

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.