Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

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Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.