being super bored at shool

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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Sex scene comes on TV while you are watching with your parents... Try to act normal... Fail.

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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Pee in the shower.

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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Every time I switch pages on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com, I always end up reading If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there.

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.