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Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.
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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower
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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.
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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.
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test how many stares you can scale in one step
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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.
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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.
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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?
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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet
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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.
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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read
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Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand
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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.
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get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard
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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O
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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.
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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.
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When tapping, I always have to do the same pattern of taps, and I feel incomplete if I don't finish the pattern I started.
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Kill Jb without getting aressted.
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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.
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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.
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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.
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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.
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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.
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