I think about other women when having sex

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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sit in the shower

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

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Drinking and dialing people I dated.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.