Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before i poop so the water dosent splash

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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I eat ass

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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Stuff 13 chips in my mouth when no one is looking, bite 1 chip in half and chew it for 30 seconds when someone is looking.

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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I talk excessively loud in public sometimes so people can hear my opinions. I'm just hoping someone's eavesdropping because I like the fact that they might agree with me and that they get to see a little bit of who I am. I don't even know these people.

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When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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Try having a conversation with your friends parents but keep saying yeah the whole time

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.