Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

fart

start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

fall asleep in the shower.

Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.