I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose

pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

Feels my beard with my tongue.

When I'm in a hurry I brush my teeth while peeing because I think it saves time.

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

get home from work and masturbate instantly

every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

being super bored at shool

Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

being super bored at school

When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.