I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

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I pretend that someone can see through my eyes whenever I'm doing something cool, i guess so they think I'm cooler or something.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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I constantly talk to myself.

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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The older I get the more honest I get

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.