A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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Too lazy to exercise. Think to self "I'm gonna work out tomorrow." - instantly feel better about self. Still didn't exercise.

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.