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almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you
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Sometimes, I skim through the Terms of Service just to make sure I'm not selling my soul or promising my first-born.
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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday
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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!
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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.
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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.
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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.
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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head
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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.
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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.
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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.
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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?
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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.
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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.
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Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.
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On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten
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Pee in the shower.
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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.
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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers
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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk
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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.
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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.
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When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P
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think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.