taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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I pretend I'm a musical when I'm alone and sing about all the stuff I'm doing.

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Having a dream and forgetting it seconds later.

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I chew my ice cream.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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1.Open the fridge...nothing to eat :/ 2.Open the cabinet...nothing to eat :/ 3.Lower expectations..and then repeat :)

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.