that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.