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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"
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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer
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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.
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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.
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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.
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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake
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I have autofocus in my eyes.
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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.
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laziness .... its all in the mind
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im going to rape that girl
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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'
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I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.
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I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.
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Waking up from a dream that you thought was real life, and thinking,man i wish that was real...
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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.
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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car
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Sit there with my hand just resting down my pants casually when I'm alone. It's comfy!
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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?
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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.
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jack off
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Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.
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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.
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While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.
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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.