I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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When I'm in a hurry I brush my teeth while peeing because I think it saves time.

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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being super bored at shool

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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being super bored at school

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.