Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

I post morals under every one of my new comments. Moral: Duh, I am moral man ffs! What do you expect! Its awesome! If things go at this phase I will be a celebrity in... hmm... in never!

Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.

I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case

incognito mode on google chrome

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

I wonder why people were happy after the last election

I sleep in the nude.

When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.