You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

I hate being called "buddy".

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

Make hand gestures when talking on phone

Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.

I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.