Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

ASMR

Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

Smelling food to see if its spicy.

I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.