when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

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tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

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When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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Fall asleep at night fantasizing about how you wish life situations would play out.

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When I sneeze I hold my balls ( only when Im alone)

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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Turn on Fox News and wonder if I'm watching a bad comedy routine or news reporting.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

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When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing us.

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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.