I never look out the window at night because I'm afraid there will be an Alien staring at me when I move the curtains.

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.