Put my hands together the 'other' way

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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Tear up when I poop

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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When I say, "What?" after understanding exactly what someone said.

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

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I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.