Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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Dramatically narrate everything I do in my head as I do it.

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.