I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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I push the door open with my stomach

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.