Put my hand under the pillow in bed to get orgasm

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Repeat the phrase "you too" after a comment someone makes that does not apply. Bob: happy birthday Jim Jim: you too bob. Awwww sh!t.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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I post morals under every one of my new comments. Moral: Duh, I am moral man ffs! What do you expect! Its awesome! If things go at this phase I will be a celebrity in... hmm... in never!

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When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

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seeing small spots in your eye (dust probably) and then chasing them with your eye trying to catch them

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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I really like taking shits.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.