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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

squezzing moisturisure/tooth paste really hard cos the top is all dry and then a shit load comes out all at once

Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

Make up a song to yourself.

Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

Things You Think Only You Do

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