When I sneeze I hold my balls ( only when Im alone)

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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sit in the shower

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

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Think a really Fu**ed up thought in your head, and then get mad at your brain for even coming up with it, and finally trying to think really nice thoughts to make up for it.

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.