Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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If I see a shriveled, dried leaf while walking along the sidewalk I am compelled to step on it and make it crunch.

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

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Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

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Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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I have tons of imaginary conversations in my head with people I know, but they never happen. It's worse when something funny happens in the imaginary conversation and I laugh to myself, and if someone notices I can't even say that I was remembering something because I wasn't, it had never happened...

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.