Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

sleep with your legs crossed like your meditating.

Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

Pee in the shower

OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

wonder who wrote these things

Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which

I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing us.

Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

Turn on Fox News and wonder if I'm watching a bad comedy routine or news reporting.

KICK THE CAN

I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

Get freaked out when door bell or phone rings when you are doing something you are not supposed to.

Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.