in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.

try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

get bored so I fist myself for money

I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

Stuff 13 chips in my mouth when no one is looking, bite 1 chip in half and chew it for 30 seconds when someone is looking.

When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet

Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

Having a dream and forgetting it seconds later.

tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.