I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

I push the door open with my stomach

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.

Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.