Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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I mean Diana Ross.

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Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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When laying in bed I put the covers over my head and act like I'm in different places..caves..tent..etc..

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.