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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .
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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet
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i smoke weed all day.
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Use my phone to see what time it is
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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know
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when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them
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Peeing in the shower
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Having a dream and forgetting it seconds later.
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Lie in bed and wonder what happens whe you die, get depressed and come on this site for reassurance
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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.
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Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.
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Take off the ends of the banana (
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Write things in the air with my finger, and then erase the words with my hand.
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I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.
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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)
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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.
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Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.
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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....
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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family
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when my parents are gone i shout random stuff
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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't
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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O
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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site
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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.
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