Imagine yourself and friends as band members while listening to songs.

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I rape small children ;).

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When my soap is running low, I add water to it.

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when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me

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I constantly talk to myself.

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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When no one is around I make sound effects for everything I do.

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.