Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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Dancing while hoovering

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.