start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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Get that shiver when you're peeing.

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal

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I talk excessively loud in public sometimes so people can hear my opinions. I'm just hoping someone's eavesdropping because I like the fact that they might agree with me and that they get to see a little bit of who I am. I don't even know these people.

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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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When I'm in a hurry I brush my teeth while peeing because I think it saves time.

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.