tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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Pee in the shower

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.