Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

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when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

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every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

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act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.

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When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...

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get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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Made after doomsday plans

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.