I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

When I'm in the shower i let the water run off my arms and fingers and pretend I'm a giant god of water sending torrents to the miniature people below.

I approach balcony ledges with my feet firmly planted, just in case a random person decides to come pick me up and throw me off the balcony.

Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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being super bored at shool

Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

Talk to my cat.

Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

I will look up the definition of a word in a text message before I use it just incase I'm using it in the wrong context.

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

Peeing in the shower

I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

Think of the best come-backs ever, a few seconds after the time to use them would be.

Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.