When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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sing in the shower

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

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dont turn my fan up so high cause i think its going to fall and slice me to bits -jesse

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.