Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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I put big spaces in between comments

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*Sees bug on wall while taking shower* *Splashes with shower water* *Bug slides down wall* >_

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc

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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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My most intimate moments are constantly interrupted by the same thought..."oh, God...what if there is a secret security cam in here...CUT TO: oh God...can my dead grandparents see me now????"

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.