Text random people saying I'm pregnant

watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins

Rapidly click the mouse when your computer is frozen, even though you know it won't do anything to help whatsoever.

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Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

i run my 2 fingers across a wall like they're ninja feet when im happy.

Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

ASMR

Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

Locking your pet in the room and forcing it to spend time with you.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.