I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

jack off

I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

Think about the things you could do if you had the power to stop the time.

Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.