Sometimes I toot.

When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

Videotape my mother in the shower.

If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...

when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.