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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.
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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.
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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night
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I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep
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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better
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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.
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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.
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misread dig bick
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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)
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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second
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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge
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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.
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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate
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smoke marijuana
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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.
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R A P E Children
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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said
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Having gay sex
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Post on this website, then give yourself the first thumbs up to kick-start your success.
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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.
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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.
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get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky
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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.
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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.
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A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.