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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?
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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.
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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me
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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.
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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on
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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.
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when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times
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Waking up from a dream that you thought was real life, and thinking,man i wish that was real...
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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch
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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.
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I delete all notifications on my phone before i shut it off.
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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.
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I hate being called "buddy".
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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.
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whenever im getting a haircut, i feel as if the barber can see my embarrassing and private thoughts.
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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..
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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.
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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.
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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.
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Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving
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SOMETIMES I SHIT ON MY HAND.... IN THE SHOWER
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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.