I pass by closed doors quickly and at least as far away as the door seems like it can open, because I always feel like someone's going to burst out, hitting me in the face with the door.

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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

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I act as though I've had movie cameras placed in my eyes and a bunch of people will watch my life as a movie at some point. And so I do a narration voice for them.

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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I eat food when i'm bored..

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Wondering where are famous people and what they are doing at this exact moment.

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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Your mom

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.