Be a loner at school

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Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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When I walk the streets after getting a new haircut, I think everybody's staring at me and thinking "oh my god she got a new haircut" eventhough they didn't know me before.

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I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.

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Mentally preparing yourself to step on a crunchy-looking leaf, only to discover it is in fact soggy, soft and unsatisfactory.

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Pee sitting down so I dont have to aim

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I control water in the shower.

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waking up from an amazing/awesome dream and spend the rest of the day thinking up of new senarios to come after...

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Stuff 13 chips in my mouth when no one is looking, bite 1 chip in half and chew it for 30 seconds when someone is looking.

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Pretending you're in a tribute band when you listen to a song.

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Walking around store and store clerk asks are you finding everything ok..and you reply yes and you...

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when someone goes underwater in a movie I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived in that situation, I almost died during Finding Nemo

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I always twist my washcloth into a cone shape, so when I take my next shower it is dry and hardened. Then I pretend stab it into my stomach and say "MY LIFE FOR AIUR!" before getting it wet again.

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When I was younger I would image a band that played the songs on the radio that was strapped to the roof of the car during long car rides.

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I pretend that my actions are perceived by a past self and they're always astounded by the change I've gone through.

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I post morals under every one of my new comments. Moral: Duh, I am moral man ffs! What do you expect! Its awesome! If things go at this phase I will be a celebrity in... hmm... in never!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.