Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

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feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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chew on the side of my teeth

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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Only use the left earphone.

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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speak proper english

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.