On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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this is a terrible website and i hate you

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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Say 'WED', 'NES' and 'DAY' slowly in your head when spelling Wednesday.

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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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when i know that friends are coming to my place the next day i clean up my room and then i'm like...oh i forgot to clean up i'm sorry, it's always in a mess...

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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Scan forward to best parts of songs, rarely listen to entire song.

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Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.