Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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When I'm at someone else's house, clutter sort of bothers me and it makes me want to clean up. At my own house, it feels really weird if there's a lack of clutter, so I like to keep it that way.

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.