Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

listen to madonnas new album

I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

I have always belived that I invented calling Target " Tar- jhay"

get bored so I fist myself for money

when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.