every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.

When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out

Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

I'm really picky about how I earn money

Think up a come back three days after it would have been useful.

I refuse to forward chain letters

I pretend I'm a musical when I'm alone and sing about all the stuff I'm doing.

avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.