Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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fart

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

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wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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fall asleep in the shower.

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

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When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

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When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.