Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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Find yourself alone at a party/gathering of some sort... Pretend to send a text to make people think you're not a loner.

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Think that a movie is shorter after you watch it once or twice

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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I am a BIG TIME movie talker. I always ask questions that people obviously don’t know the answer to like, “Where is he going?” “I thought they were friends?” “Wait.. Is she mad?” “Is that guy the killer?” Although people seem to tolerate me, I do promise that it is completely on accident. I don’t even realize I do it. –Ikka.

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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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In my head, my life is some kind of on-going documentary about my life. Sometimes when I'm alone, I conduct interviews.

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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Sometimes i think i've been living a dream life, and one day im really gonna wake up in the middle of 9th grade math class and have to explain why i was sleeping on my desk and jerking off so much.

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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Check your analog watch, wait for it to strike a minute, then look away and try to count 60 seconds out in your head before you look again. However many seconds you were away is your new record.

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im going to rape that girl

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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.