take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

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When nobodys home, stay as quiet as possible just in case an intrudor is hiding somewhere

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

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If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.

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When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

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tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.