when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

Stuff 13 chips in my mouth when no one is looking, bite 1 chip in half and chew it for 30 seconds when someone is looking.

When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

I talk excessively loud in public sometimes so people can hear my opinions. I'm just hoping someone's eavesdropping because I like the fact that they might agree with me and that they get to see a little bit of who I am. I don't even know these people.

try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

I talk to my pet when no one is home.

Think you looked good the whole day, then come home and realize you were a hot mess and nobody told you

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.