Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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When I sneeze I hold my balls ( only when Im alone)

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Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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Rub boogers under the arm rest on the couch.

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

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I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)

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Ur mum

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.