Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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misread flashlight

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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When I have a really good dream, and I wake up and realize it was a dream, I try to fall back asleep and re-visit the dream.

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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In my head, my life is some kind of on-going documentary about my life. Sometimes when I'm alone, I conduct interviews.

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.