I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing us.

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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

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When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

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Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.