Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

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I post morals under every one of my new comments. Moral: Duh, I am moral man ffs! What do you expect! Its awesome! If things go at this phase I will be a celebrity in... hmm... in never!

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

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Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case

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incognito mode on google chrome

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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I sleep in the nude.

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.