Scan forward to best parts of songs, rarely listen to entire song.

On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

I like to poo while smoking.

only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

Drying yourself after the shower with a towl, wiping your ass dry and beeing scared when you dry other parts of your body you dont use the same part of the towl.

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.