when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

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I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

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become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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blink

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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Look at the clock, then instantly forget what time it is and look again.

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.