Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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Get freaked out when door bell or phone rings when you are doing something you are not supposed to.

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When you stop to tie you shoe, you re-tie the other so one isnt tighter than the other.

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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Reading the terms of service :O....

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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Set Fire to the Rain

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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Smiling like an Idiot when you get a cute text

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.