you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Realising that there are ASSHOLES posting dumb shit on this site.

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.

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When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

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Whenever i wear long sleeves i always hold onto the sleeves with my ring and pinkie fingers.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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Pretending you're in a tribute band when you listen to a song.

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.