Peeing in the shower

Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

Sex scene comes on TV while you are watching with your parents... Try to act normal... Fail.

Courtesy flush.

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.

I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

I dont know weather or not to flush the toilet at night incase i wake somebody, its even worse in other peoples houses.

Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

Sit down in a grass field... immediately start pulling up grass.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.