it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.