when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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When I'm walking I pretend that I'm staying in the same place and moving the world beneath me.

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.