I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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I like to poo while smoking.

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Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

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Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

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Have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum.

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"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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Someone asks you "what's up" and you awkwardly reply "good".

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.