working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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My parents are annoying.

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.