If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

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I pass by closed doors quickly and at least as far away as the door seems like it can open, because I always feel like someone's going to burst out, hitting me in the face with the door.

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out

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If I hear a noise, it obviously means there is a monster somewhere in/near my bedroom and the sheets will protect me as long as they cover up to my chin.

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.