- Things You Think Only You Do

sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

I think about other women when having sex

Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

Smoking in the shower.

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

I gotta get down of Friday

not be afraid of hurricane sandy

Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

Sometimes I toot.

Feels my beard with my tongue.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.