I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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look at bins as i walk past them

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.