I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

Pretend i'm a sim.

Eating chicken at KFC.

listen to madonnas new album

Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.