realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

Look at my poo before I flush it.

Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.