my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

Look at my poo before I flush it.

Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

I wonder why people were happy after the last election

Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.