Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

listen to madonnas new album

You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

My parents are annoying.

I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.