Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Having gay sex

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.