I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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Brake for tail-gaters

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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My parents are annoying.

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.