I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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humiliating little girls

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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listen to madonnas new album

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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k. everyone

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.