- Things You Think Only You Do

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

Text random people saying I'm pregnant

when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

I push the door open with my stomach

At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

I think about other women when having sex

When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

humiliating little girls

Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

Eating chicken at KFC.

Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

Look at my poo before I flush it.

Play with my own boobs for no reason

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.