- Things You Think Only You Do

Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.