look at bins as i walk past them

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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Only use the left earphone.

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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I want to suck on your penis

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.