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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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k. everyone

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My parents are annoying.

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.