When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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listen to madonnas new album

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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humiliating little girls

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.