Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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I can't piss with my shoes on.

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.