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listen to madonnas new album

Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

Eating chicken at KFC.

Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

humiliating little girls

I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.