Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

Having gay sex

Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.