When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.