I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.