Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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Look at my poop before flushing

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.