Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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I always think I have special powers

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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I think about other women when having sex

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.