When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.