When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.