I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Play as both sides on fifa

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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Boinked my neighbor

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.