When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.