Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.