When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.