~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.