I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.