- Things You Think Only You Do

When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.