Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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I meow when my cat meows.

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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Look at my poop before flushing

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.