When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.