Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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Look at my poop before flushing

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.