Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.