When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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Only use the left earphone.

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.