when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.