Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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Think about breathing...

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.