When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.