After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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Think about breathing...

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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Play as both sides on fifa

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.