Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

Take off the ends of the banana (

Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

Text random people saying I'm pregnant

Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

I meow when my cat meows.

thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.