When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

Pretend animals talk to you!

Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.