- Things You Think Only You Do

When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

k. everyone

Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.