I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.