- Things You Think Only You Do

Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

I wonder why people were happy after the last election

Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

I push the door open with my stomach

Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

I think about other women when having sex

Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.