~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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Look at my poop before flushing

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.