I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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Play as both sides on fifa

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.