Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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I hit the frig after sex

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.