Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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I mean Diana Ross.

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.