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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)
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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep
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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.
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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.
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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day
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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief
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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.
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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo
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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.
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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...
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I meow when my cat meows.
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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body
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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5
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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!
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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.
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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel
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check shower for murder then pee
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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.
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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?
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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.
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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.
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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...
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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.
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Still record on VHS tapes.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.