When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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Look at my poop before flushing

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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check shower for murder then pee

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.