- Things You Think Only You Do

Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

I meow when my cat meows.

I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

Look at my poop before flushing

Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.