- Things You Think Only You Do

See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

Boinked my neighbor

Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.