- Things You Think Only You Do

Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

Look at my poop before flushing

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.