- Things You Think Only You Do

Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

I wonder why people were happy after the last election

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

Think about breathing...

I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.