When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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Made after doomsday plans

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.