Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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Look at my poop before flushing

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.