thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

Look at my poop before flushing

Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

check shower for murder then pee

I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

Think about breathing...

if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.