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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.
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I wonder why people were happy after the last election
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Text random people saying I'm pregnant
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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.
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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.
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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick
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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath
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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.
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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.
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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!
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check shower for murder then pee
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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body
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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.
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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.
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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer
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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.
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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep
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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.
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Brake for tail-gaters
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look at bins as i walk past them
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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.
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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government
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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends
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Pretend animals talk to you!
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.