Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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Look at my poop before flushing

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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check shower for murder then pee

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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Play as both sides on fifa

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.