I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.