When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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I never feel bored

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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Play as both sides on fifa

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.