Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

Pretend animals talk to you!

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.