Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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Brake for tail-gaters

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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My parents are annoying.

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.