I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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Having gay sex

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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I think about other women when having sex

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.