I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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look at bins as i walk past them

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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Having gay sex

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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I think about other women when having sex

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.