Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.