when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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Look at my poop before flushing

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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check shower for murder then pee

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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Think about breathing...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.