Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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This song will not come out of my head!

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.