Think about breathing...

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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Play as both sides on fifa

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.