I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

Play as both sides on fifa

When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.