Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.