When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

I never feel bored

When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

Pretend animals talk to you!

I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.