If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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call someone by a siblings name.

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.