When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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Brake for tail-gaters

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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I think about other women when having sex

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.