say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.