- Things You Think Only You Do

Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

look at bins as i walk past them

Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

Having gay sex

I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

I never feel bored

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.