I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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I never feel bored

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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humiliating little girls

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.