Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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check shower for murder then pee

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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call someone by a siblings name.

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.