I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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Look at my poop before flushing

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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check shower for murder then pee

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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Play as both sides on fifa

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.