Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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I push the door open with my stomach

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.