When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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Boinked my neighbor

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.