I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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Think about breathing...

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.