when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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I always think I have special powers

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I push the door open with my stomach

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.