fall asleep in the shower.

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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Brake for tail-gaters

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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I push the door open with my stomach

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.