Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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Think about breathing...

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.