Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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Sometimes I toot.

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.