I chew around the center of carrots.

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.