When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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chew on the side of my teeth

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.