Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.