worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

Smelling food to see if its spicy.

Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.