Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

Think about breathing...

i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.