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I have memorized my drivers license registration number
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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!
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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.
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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)
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I **** with no hands.
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Take off the ends of the banana (
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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway
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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.
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I have a phobia of incest
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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.
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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep
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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.
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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)
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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.
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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.
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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.
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I wonder if sport games are rigged?
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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.
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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.
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pull out a flies wings and let it go
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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.
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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.
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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.
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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.