When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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speak proper english

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.