Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

Still record on VHS tapes.

you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.