- Things You Think Only You Do

recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

Courtesy flush.

fap

listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

Run back into your room when your microwaving something

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.