After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.