When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.