- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

I wonder why people were happy after the last election

I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

Play with my own boobs for no reason

Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.