When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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Having gay sex

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.