Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

Pretend animals talk to you!

Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.