Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.