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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.
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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.
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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other
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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet
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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge
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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)
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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.
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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?
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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.
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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know
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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...
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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.
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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!
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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.
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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.
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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4
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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.
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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night
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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi
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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.
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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast
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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.