When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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Having gay sex

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.