Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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I gotta get down of Friday

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.