Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

Pee in the shower

When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

Play as both sides on fifa

I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

My parents are annoying.

Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.