When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

Having gay sex

Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.