How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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I never feel bored

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.