Thinking your life is a movie...

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.