When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.