worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

pee when you are dreaming haha lol

Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

always check thde back seat before starting the car

If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.