Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.