At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.