Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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Make up a song to yourself.

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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Having gay sex

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.