Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

wen on this website go look at the most disliked

I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.