Still record on VHS tapes.

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.