Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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Pee in the shower

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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Play as both sides on fifa

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.