When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.