At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.