When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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Play as both sides on fifa

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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Think about breathing...

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.