Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

Pretend animals talk to you!

Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

Text random people saying I'm pregnant

When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.