While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.