When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.