Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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check shower for murder then pee

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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Sometimes I toot.

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.