Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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Pee in the shower

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.