Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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I hit the frig after sex

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.