after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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chew on the side of my teeth

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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I piss in the bed every night

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.