worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.