Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.