Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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Pee in the shower

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie)

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.