Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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My parents are annoying.

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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Play as both sides on fifa

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.