when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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I pee in the shower. :3

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.