- Things You Think Only You Do

sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

Run back into your room when your microwaving something

When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.