I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.