I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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I can't trill my R's

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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fap

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.