- Things You Think Only You Do

I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

Play with my own boobs for no reason

After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.