Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.