While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.