When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

speak proper english

forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

Put my hands together the 'other' way

When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.