Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.