When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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Play as both sides on fifa

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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I push the door open with my stomach

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.