Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.