Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.