chewing icecream before you swallow it

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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I **** with no hands.

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.