I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.