get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.