~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.