recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.