moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

Look at my poo before I flush it.

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

blink

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

Poo really loud

When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.