When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

Videotape my mother in the shower.

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

blink

Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.