Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

thumb_up thumb_down -25

when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

thumb_up thumb_down -31

I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

thumb_up thumb_down -43

LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

thumb_up thumb_down -45

Poo really loud

thumb_up thumb_down -47

Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

thumb_up thumb_down -53

I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

thumb_up thumb_down -61

Take off the ends of the banana (

thumb_up thumb_down -101

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

thumb_up thumb_down -113

When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

thumb_up thumb_down -115

get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

thumb_up thumb_down +42

Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

thumb_up thumb_down +34

When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

thumb_up thumb_down +12

I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

thumb_up thumb_down

try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

thumb_up thumb_down

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.