sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.