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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz
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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..
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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.
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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.
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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.
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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds
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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.
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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!
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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.
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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.
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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000
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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.
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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.
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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.
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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.
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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.
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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person
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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well
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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.
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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)
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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.
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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)
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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window
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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.