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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.
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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.
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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.
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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.
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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.
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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.
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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.
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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?
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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.
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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..
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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.
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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming
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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.
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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?
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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.
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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..
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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.
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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.
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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!
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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.
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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.