When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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I always think I have special powers

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.