Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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I never feel bored

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.