Look at my poo before I flush it.

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blink

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Poo really loud

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.