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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.
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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.
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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.
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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.
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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km
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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.
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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.
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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.
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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm
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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.
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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.
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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.
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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.
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k. everyone
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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.
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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.
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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)
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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.
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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.
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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.
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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon
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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.