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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.