When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

try to give your friends spirit animals

When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.