Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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Sometimes I toot.

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.