when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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k. everyone

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.