While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

Videotape my mother in the shower.

blink

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.