When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.