You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

Look at my poo before I flush it.

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

Poo really loud

When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

Take off the ends of the banana (

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.