Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.