Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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blink

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.