I mean Diana Ross.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.