Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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listen to madonnas new album

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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k. everyone

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.