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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.
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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.
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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.
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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.
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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.
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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake
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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.
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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.
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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole
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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.
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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km
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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.
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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.
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blink
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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day
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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.
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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled
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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.
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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.
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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish
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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"
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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."
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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself
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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.