Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.