Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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k. everyone

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.