- Things You Think Only You Do

Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

Look at my poo before I flush it.

Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.