When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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I think about other women when having sex

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.