Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

I can't piss with my shoes on.

I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.