Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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Having gay sex

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.