I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

I never feel bored

I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.