I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

Having gay sex

My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

I never feel bored

Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

humiliating little girls

Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

Eating chicken at KFC.

At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.