Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.