look at bins as i walk past them

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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My parents are annoying.

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.