I push the door open with my stomach

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

blink

think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.