- Things You Think Only You Do

When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.