When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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Having gay sex

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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I think about other women when having sex

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.