When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

I never feel bored

Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.