Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.