I push the door open with my stomach

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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blink

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.