I think about other women when having sex

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.