fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.