I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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Brake for tail-gaters

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.