I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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Having gay sex

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.