Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.