Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

Boinked my neighbor

Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

wen on this website go look at the most disliked

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.