- Things You Think Only You Do

k. everyone

Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

My parents are annoying.

eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

Eating chicken at KFC.

Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.