I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.