If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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look at bins as i walk past them

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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I think about other women when having sex

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.