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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.
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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.
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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account
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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!
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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...
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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.
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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.
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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.
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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.
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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around
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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol
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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.
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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.
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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.
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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...
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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.
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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.
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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.
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I push the door open with my stomach
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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back
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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.
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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.
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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.
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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.