Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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Boinked my neighbor

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.