I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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call someone by a siblings name.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.