Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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My parents are annoying.

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.