Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.