When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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Having gay sex

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.