I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

wen on this website go look at the most disliked

Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

I push the door open with my stomach

pee when you are dreaming haha lol

I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.