Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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I don't read the terms of service.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.