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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!
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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.
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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..
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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.
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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.
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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.
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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.
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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...
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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.
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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.
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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.
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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.
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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.
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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel
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humiliating little girls
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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.
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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km
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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.
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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.
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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.
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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.
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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.
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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish
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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.