When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.