Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.