My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.