when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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humiliating little girls

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.