Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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k. everyone

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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My parents are annoying.

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.