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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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I Masturbate Daily.

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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I can't piss with my shoes on.

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.