Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.