When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.