When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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Brake for tail-gaters

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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My parents are annoying.

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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Having gay sex

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.