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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.
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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.
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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better
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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...
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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well
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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.
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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.
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I push the door open with my stomach
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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.
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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back
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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling
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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.
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I never feel bored
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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.
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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.
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I think about other women when having sex
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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.
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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.
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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.
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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.
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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?
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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!
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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.
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Play with my own boobs for no reason
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.