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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

My parents are annoying.

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

bounce when your tip toeing.

1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.