Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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k. everyone

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My parents are annoying.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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humiliating little girls

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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listen to madonnas new album

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look at bins as i walk past them

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.