I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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Having gay sex

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.