I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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I push the door open with my stomach

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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I never feel bored

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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I think about other women when having sex

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.