Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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I can't piss with my shoes on.

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.