watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.