think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

Look at my poo before I flush it.

Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.