I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.