I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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I never feel bored

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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listen to madonnas new album

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.