i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

I piss in the bed every night

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

Try stick to something but fail in the end

Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

humiliating little girls

Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

Eating chicken at KFC.

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

look at bins as i walk past them

Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.