Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.