Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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look at bins as i walk past them

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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I piss in the bed every night

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.