eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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blink

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.