Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

thumb_up thumb_down -19

When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

thumb_up thumb_down -43

See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

thumb_up thumb_down -43

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

thumb_up thumb_down -45

Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

thumb_up thumb_down -45

Poo really loud

thumb_up thumb_down -47

If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

thumb_up thumb_down -47

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

thumb_up thumb_down -51

Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

thumb_up thumb_down -55

When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

thumb_up thumb_down -55

Think about breathing...

thumb_up thumb_down -61

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.