look at bins as i walk past them

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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I piss in the bed every night

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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I never feel bored

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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humiliating little girls

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.