i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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I piss in the bed every night

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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humiliating little girls

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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look at bins as i walk past them

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.