Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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I piss in the bed every night

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.