never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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I never feel bored

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.