I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.