Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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I never feel bored

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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I think about other women when having sex

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.