Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

test how many stares you can scale in one step

Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.