Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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I never feel bored

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.