I think about other women when having sex

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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Ur mum

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.