Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.