I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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I piss in the bed every night

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.