I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

I never feel bored

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

listen to madonnas new album

Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.