When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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I never feel bored

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.