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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...
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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming
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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.
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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.
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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.
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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?
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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.
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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet
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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.
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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.
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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.
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Mayada stupid
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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is
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Feels my beard with my tongue.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.
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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.
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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!
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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.
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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.
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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.
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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km
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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.
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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.