I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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Ur mum

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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Boinked my neighbor

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.