Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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Only use the left earphone.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.