Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.