When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.