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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)
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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.
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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.
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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture
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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.
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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.
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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.
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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!
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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000
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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.
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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.
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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.
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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person
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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.
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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out
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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom
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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.
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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.
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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.
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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window
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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km
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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person
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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????
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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.