sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.