Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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blink

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.