When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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I can't piss with my shoes on.

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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I push the door open with my stomach

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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I never feel bored

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.