Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.