Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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listen to madonnas new album

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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blink

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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Ur mum

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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I can't piss with my shoes on.

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.