Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.