I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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I never feel bored

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.