Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

Play with my own boobs for no reason

Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

I can't piss with my shoes on.

I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

Take off the ends of the banana (

Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.