When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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I hit the frig after sex

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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I never feel bored

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.