Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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Ur mum

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.