At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.