Ur mum

LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

Try stick to something but fail in the end

try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.