When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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I read the down voted posts

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.