After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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Ur mum

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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I hit the frig after sex

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.