- Things You Think Only You Do

When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

Look at my poo before I flush it.

When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

Play with my own boobs for no reason

When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.