I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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I piss in the bed every night

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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I push the door open with my stomach

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.