Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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I hold my breath in elevators

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.