I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.