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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

Take off the ends of the banana (

Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.