don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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I never feel bored

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.