get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

I never feel bored

I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

Eating chicken at KFC.

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

Take off the ends of the banana (

Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.