Sometimes I toot.

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.