I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

Try stick to something but fail in the end

When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

Sometimes I toot.

Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

I never feel bored

After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.