I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.