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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol
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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?
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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole
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Videotape my mother in the shower.
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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.
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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km
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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.
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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.
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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.
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Ur mum
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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.
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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?
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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.
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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"
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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.
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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.
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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.
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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself
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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.
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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.
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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.
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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.
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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands
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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.