I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

Pretend i'm a sim.

I never feel bored

Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.