Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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blink

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.