- Things You Think Only You Do

imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.