Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.