Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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blink

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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Mayada stupid

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.