When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

Poo really loud

When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.