I sleep in my underpants every single night

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.