when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.