Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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The older I get the more honest I get

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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Tear up when I poop

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.