Do somthing only you do

Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

I was not born in the country I am living in now

Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.