Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.