I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

Feels my beard with my tongue.

When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

I can only play a piano with my right hand

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

I Masturbate Daily.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.