Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.