Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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I don't read the terms of service.

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.