Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

fall asleep in the shower.

Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

test how many stares you can scale in one step

Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.