has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.