When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

I can't piss with my shoes on.

I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

Things You Think Only You Do

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