- Things You Think Only You Do

Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

I can only play a piano with my right hand

only read the short jokes on this website

Look at my poo before I flush it.

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

Courtesy flush.

Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.