When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

Feels my beard with my tongue.

Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

I can only play a piano with my right hand

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.