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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km
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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.
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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.
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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.
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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.
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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.
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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!
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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down
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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move
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make south park refferences every day
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O
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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.
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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.
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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.
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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)
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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.
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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.
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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.
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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.
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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe
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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.
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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.
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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.