Take off the ends of the banana (

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.