You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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I read the down voted posts

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.