I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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Do somthing only you do

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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Be a loner at school

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Tear up when I poop

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.