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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"
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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.
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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out
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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.
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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy
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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.
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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things
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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.
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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)
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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it
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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.
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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......
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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.
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Tear up when I poop
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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.
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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well
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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.
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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.
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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.
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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.
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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.
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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.
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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.