Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

fall asleep in the shower.

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.