Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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blink

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.