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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house
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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength
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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night
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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5
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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.
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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.
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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.
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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O
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I can't piss with my shoes on.
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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.
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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.
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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.
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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.
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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)
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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away
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The older I get the more honest I get
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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.
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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them
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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.
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I piss in the bed every night
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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill
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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.