- Things You Think Only You Do

Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

Try stick to something but fail in the end

I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.