Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

Take off the ends of the banana (

The older I get the more honest I get

Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

Tear up when I poop

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.