You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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Being fat

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.