- Things You Think Only You Do

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

-11

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

-13

wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

-13

Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

-15

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

-17

my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

-17

When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

-19

When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

-19

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

-19

sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

-19

when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

-23

when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

-23

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

-25

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

-25

Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

-29

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

-29

Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

-31

Mayada stupid

Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

Things You Think Only You Do