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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?
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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap
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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.
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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.
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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you
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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.
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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.
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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby
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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.
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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki
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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free
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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".
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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.
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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...
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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.
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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.
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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.
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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.
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Mayada stupid
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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.