hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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I read the down voted posts

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.