- Things You Think Only You Do

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

Love feet. like LOVE feet.

When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

make south park refferences every day

eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

I like to watch lava lamps heat up

When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

Mayada stupid

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.