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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth
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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.
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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.
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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.
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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.
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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.
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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.
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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.
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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.
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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.
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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.
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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.
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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.
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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.
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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good
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blink
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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago
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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....
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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)
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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.
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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.
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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open
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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.
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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.