Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.