When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

Feels my beard with my tongue.

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

I can only play a piano with my right hand

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.