You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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make south park refferences every day

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.