You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.