Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.