touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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I read the down voted posts

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.