The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.