Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.