When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

Tear up when I poop

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

Feels my beard with my tongue.

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.