Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

Take off the ends of the banana (

touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

I piss in the bed every night

Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

Do somthing only you do

wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

Tear up when I poop

Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.