I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.