Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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make south park refferences every day

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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Mayada stupid

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.