Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

Take off the ends of the banana (

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

I piss in the bed every night

When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

Try stick to something but fail in the end

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

Do somthing only you do

Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.