- Things You Think Only You Do

You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.