Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.