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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.
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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids
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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.
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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.
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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.
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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim
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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.
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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.
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Take off the ends of the banana (
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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..
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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.
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I piss in the bed every night
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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."
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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.
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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.
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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.
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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.
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Do somthing only you do
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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell
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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement
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Tear up when I poop
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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.
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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin
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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.