Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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This song will not come out of my head!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.