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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you
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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.
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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...
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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.
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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.
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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.
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I piss in the bed every night
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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things
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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows
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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.
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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me
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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.
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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.
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Picking your dogs booger for him/her
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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka
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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know
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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)
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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?
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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.
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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.
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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video
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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.
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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.
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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.