turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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I was the real Stig...

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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.