think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.