Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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I piss in the bed every night

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.