- Things You Think Only You Do

try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

Be a loner at school

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.