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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention
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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..
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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now
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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.
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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things
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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.
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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.
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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest
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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.
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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.
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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement
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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.
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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin
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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.
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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster
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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.
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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better
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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.
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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.
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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.
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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.
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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka
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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.
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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.