- Things You Think Only You Do

After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.