Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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fall asleep in the shower.

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.