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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT
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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe
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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention
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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.
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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.
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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows
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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!
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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.
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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.
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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me
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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!
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Tear up when I poop
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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them
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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person
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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.
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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.
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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.
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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.
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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.
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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers
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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)
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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.
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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"
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I read the down voted posts
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A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.