When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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Ur mum

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.