Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.