I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.