The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.