When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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Be a loner at school

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.