Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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Mayada stupid

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.