When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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Sitting down in the shower

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make south park refferences every day

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.