- Things You Think Only You Do

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

I used to eat bath bubbles

Tear up when I poop

Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

the power to regenerate your appendix

I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.