Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.