YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!

I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

I read the down voted posts

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.