brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.