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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.
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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!
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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.
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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.
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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know
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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.
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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly
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Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?
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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.
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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.
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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.
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I cant ride a bike
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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.
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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.
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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good
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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.
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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol
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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.
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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.
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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.
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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner
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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall
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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.
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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.