When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

Stab myself on a daily basis

Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

Try stick to something but fail in the end

I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.