- Things You Think Only You Do

Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

look at bins as i walk past them

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.