When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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I gotta get down of Friday

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.