If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

make south park refferences every day

Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

I like to watch lava lamps heat up

Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.