When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.