I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

I Masturbate Daily.

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.