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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill
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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.
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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.
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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things
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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.
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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture
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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.
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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.
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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me
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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.
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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this
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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time
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Tear up when I poop
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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!
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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.
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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.
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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person
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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers
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I read the down voted posts
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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.
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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI
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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window
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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.
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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.
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