I can't piss with my shoes on.

When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

I piss in the bed every night

I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

Tear up when I poop

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.