When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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Ur mum

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.