Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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Tear up when I poop

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.