When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

blink

I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

try to give your friends spirit animals

Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.