When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

Videotape my mother in the shower.

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.