- Things You Think Only You Do

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

Courtesy flush.

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

I was the real Stig...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.