get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

blink

I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.