I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

Thinking your life is a movie...

Kill Jb without getting aressted.

Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

pull out a flies wings and let it go

I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.