- Things You Think Only You Do

Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

Do somthing only you do

Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.