I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

I lift my butt when I'm farting

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

Courtesy flush.

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

I was the real Stig...

When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.