- Things You Think Only You Do

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

I can't piss with my shoes on.

Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.