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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.
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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it
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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.
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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.
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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.
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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear
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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.
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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.
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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat
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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.
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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!
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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.
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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell
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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.
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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.
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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.
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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.
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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.
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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out
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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.
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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers
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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well
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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you
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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.