Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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I can't piss with my shoes on.

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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The older I get the more honest I get

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.