Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.