I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.