- Things You Think Only You Do

Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

Sometimes I toot.

Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.