I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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I read the down voted posts

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.