Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.