When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

Eating chicken at KFC.

Videotape my mother in the shower.

I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

I Masturbate Daily.

Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.