dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.