- Things You Think Only You Do

Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.