Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

I always think I have special powers

brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

I read the down voted posts

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.