When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.