Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.