- Things You Think Only You Do

Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

Videotape my mother in the shower.

I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.