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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.
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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.
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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.
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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second
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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower
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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die
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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.
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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?
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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.
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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)
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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down
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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap
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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status
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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.
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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet
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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!
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I can't piss with my shoes on.
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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.
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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.
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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you
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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.
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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol
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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away
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