Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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Sometimes I toot.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.