When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.