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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.
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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.
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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.
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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''
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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.
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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.
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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.
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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest
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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.
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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.
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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.
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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first
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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.
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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.
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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....
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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.
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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people
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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.
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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth
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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.
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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.
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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.