Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

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I was the real Stig...

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.