I can't piss with my shoes on.

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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I piss in the bed every night

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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Tear up when I poop

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.