Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

Thinking your life is a movie...

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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

Kill Jb without getting aressted.

I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.