Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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Only use the left earphone.

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.