realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.