Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

Only use the left earphone.

sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.