Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.