my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.