while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

Tear up when I poop

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

blink

Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

Only use the left earphone.

Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.