- Things You Think Only You Do

Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

-9

I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

-9

Sometimes I toot.

-9

Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

-9

When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

-15

Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

-15

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

-17

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

-17

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

-17

I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

-19

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

-19

Be a loner at school

-19

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

-21

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

-21

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

-25

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

-25

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

-27

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

-27

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

-31

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

-31

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

-35

I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

-37

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

Sometimes I toot.

Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

Be a loner at school

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

Things You Think Only You Do