Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.