I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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Be a loner at school

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.