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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.
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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.
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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time
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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids
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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.
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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.
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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.
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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.
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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open
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The older I get the more honest I get
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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.
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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.
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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.
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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.
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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv
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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.
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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.
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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.
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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.
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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.
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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.
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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill
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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.
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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.