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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

I gotta get down of Friday

Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.