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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better
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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention
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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...
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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.
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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.
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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.
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I hit the frig after sex
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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person
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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet
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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big
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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.
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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.
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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.
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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.
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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.
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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it
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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.
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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.
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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers
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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.
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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.
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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.
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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.
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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.