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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.
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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.
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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.
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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people
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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.
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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.
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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka
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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.
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I read the down voted posts
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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol
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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade
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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.
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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.
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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...
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not eating the ends of a hotdog.
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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.
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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.
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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.
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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.
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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.
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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O
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I can't piss with my shoes on.
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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?
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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.