Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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I don't read the terms of service.

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.