recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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Courtesy flush.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I was the real Stig...

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.