- Things You Think Only You Do

I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

Videotape my mother in the shower.

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.