When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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I Masturbate Daily.

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.