while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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Tear up when I poop

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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blink

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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Only use the left earphone.

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.