stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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I piss in the bed every night

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.