if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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I can't piss with my shoes on.

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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The older I get the more honest I get

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.