- Things You Think Only You Do

When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

Only use the left earphone.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.