Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.