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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.
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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway
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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away
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I like to watch lava lamps heat up
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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.
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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche
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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy
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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..
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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.
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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.
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not be afraid of hurricane sandy
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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them
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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.
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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows
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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.
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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.
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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me
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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<
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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine
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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.
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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.
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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.
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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.