as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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I always think I have special powers

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.