- Things You Think Only You Do

hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

I used to eat bath bubbles

Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.