- Things You Think Only You Do

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

I can only play a piano with my right hand

Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

Picking my nose.

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.