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I piss in the bed every night
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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.
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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.
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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...
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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp
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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.
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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often
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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it
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I mean Diana Ross.
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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time
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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.
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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it
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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.
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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.
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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.
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not eating the ends of a hotdog.
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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.
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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day
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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.
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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.
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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"
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make south park refferences every day
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.