- Things You Think Only You Do

Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

Tear up when I poop

Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

Be a loner at school

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.