- Things You Think Only You Do

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

blink

Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.