Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

I sleep in my underpants every single night

dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

Use my phone to see what time it is

Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

Tear up when I poop

Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

Be a loner at school

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

Pretend i'm a sim.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.