like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

not be afraid of hurricane sandy

always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.