When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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I mean Diana Ross.

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.