don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

thumb_up thumb_down -75

Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

thumb_up thumb_down -75

I was not born in the country I am living in now

thumb_up thumb_down -77

When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

thumb_up thumb_down -85

When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

thumb_up thumb_down -91

Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

thumb_up thumb_down -93

Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

thumb_up thumb_down +48

When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

thumb_up thumb_down +20

You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

thumb_up thumb_down +12

I piss in the bed every night

thumb_up thumb_down +10

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

thumb_up thumb_down +10

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

thumb_up thumb_down +6

I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

thumb_up thumb_down +4

strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

thumb_up thumb_down

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

thumb_up thumb_down

When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.