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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.
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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel
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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.
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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill
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I wonder if sport games are rigged?
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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.
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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.
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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.
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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.
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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.
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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.
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I mean Diana Ross.
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Try stick to something but fail in the end
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Sometimes I toot.
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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.
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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.
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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces
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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.
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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)
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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.
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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.
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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.
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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care
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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.