Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

Sometimes I toot.

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

Things You Think Only You Do

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