I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

Poo really loud

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

I Masturbate Daily.

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.