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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.
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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with
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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...
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I wonder if sport games are rigged?
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I piss in the bed every night
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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.
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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.
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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.
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Mayada stupid
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not be afraid of hurricane sandy
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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.
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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public
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Save more than once on your favourite game.
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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me
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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.
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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture
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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time
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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls
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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first
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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person
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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers
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I used to eat bath bubbles
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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.
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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.
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A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.