I cant ride a bike

Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

Videotape my mother in the shower.

Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

Courtesy flush.

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

I gotta get down of Friday

Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.