Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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I Masturbate Daily.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.