- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

I read the down voted posts

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.