I mean Diana Ross.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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Sometimes I toot.

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.