Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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I read the down voted posts

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.