- Things You Think Only You Do

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

Love feet. like LOVE feet.

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.