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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.
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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night
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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O
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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?
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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...
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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.
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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)
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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open
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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...
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I sleep in my underpants every single night
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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself
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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."
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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.
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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.
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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)
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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.
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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you
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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.
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Sometimes I toot.
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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.
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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????
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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.