Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

Videotape my mother in the shower.

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.