Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.