When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

make south park refferences every day

Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

I gotta get down of Friday

Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.