realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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Tear up when I poop

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.