- Things You Think Only You Do

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

Being fat

YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!

When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

I was the real Stig...

Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.