Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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Make up a song to yourself.

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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I piss in the bed every night

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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Tear up when I poop

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.