- Things You Think Only You Do

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

Poo really loud

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.