When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

I like to watch lava lamps heat up

.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

I mean Diana Ross.

Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.