Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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I Masturbate Daily.

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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make south park refferences every day

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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I can't piss with my shoes on.

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.