- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

Believing in the kindness of strangers

watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

I piss in the bed every night

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.