Use my phone to see what time it is

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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Tear up when I poop

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.