- Things You Think Only You Do

I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.