Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.