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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

look at bins as i walk past them

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Poo really loud

Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.