I like to watch lava lamps heat up

When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

I mean Diana Ross.

Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

I used to eat bath bubbles

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.