Videotape my mother in the shower.

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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Poo really loud

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.