- Things You Think Only You Do

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

Poo really loud

I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! end of special message just for you

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

Love feet. like LOVE feet.

Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.