- Things You Think Only You Do

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

Tear up when I poop

Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.