Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

I can only play a piano with my right hand

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

I Masturbate Daily.

I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.