- Things You Think Only You Do

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

listen to madonnas new album

Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.