I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.