I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.