Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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Tear up when I poop

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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Being fat

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.