Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.