- Things You Think Only You Do

i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

I cant ride a bike

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

Ur mum

i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.