Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

look at bins as i walk past them

LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.