When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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make south park refferences every day

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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I gotta get down of Friday

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.