Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

Tear up when I poop

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.