It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

thumb_up thumb_down -15

When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

thumb_up thumb_down -17

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

thumb_up thumb_down -17

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

thumb_up thumb_down -19

sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

thumb_up thumb_down -21

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Feels my beard with my tongue.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

thumb_up thumb_down -29

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

thumb_up thumb_down -35

The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

thumb_up thumb_down -41

Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

thumb_up thumb_down -43

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

thumb_up thumb_down -43

You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

thumb_up thumb_down -43

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.