- Things You Think Only You Do

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.