- Things You Think Only You Do

I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

Thinking your life is a movie...

I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

Use my phone to see what time it is

I chew my ice cream.

Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

I hit the frig after sex

Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.