- Things You Think Only You Do

pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

Courtesy flush.

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

I Masturbate Daily.

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

k. everyone

YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.