Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.