- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

I Masturbate Daily.

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.