Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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Being fat

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YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.