I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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Poo really loud

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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I Masturbate Daily.

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.