I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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I cant ride a bike

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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Courtesy flush.

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.