I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

I lift my butt when I'm farting

recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.