- Things You Think Only You Do

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

I lift my butt when I'm farting

recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.