After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

I Masturbate Daily.

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

make south park refferences every day

Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

I can't piss with my shoes on.

Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.