Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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I Masturbate Daily.

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.