- Things You Think Only You Do

Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

Videotape my mother in the shower.

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.