I piss in the bed every night

You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

I mean Diana Ross.

I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

make south park refferences every day

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.