taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

Picking my nose.

Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.