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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.
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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...
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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.
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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.
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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises
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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.
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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....
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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head
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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.
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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.
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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.
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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower
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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer
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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.
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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.
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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.
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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate
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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.
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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.
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try to give your friends spirit animals
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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.
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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.
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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.
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make south park refferences every day
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.