Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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Tear up when I poop

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.