Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.