- Things You Think Only You Do

Mayada stupid

not be afraid of hurricane sandy

I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

Do somthing only you do

Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

Save more than once on your favourite game.

Sleep with pillow between legs

brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

Tear up when I poop

pee when you are dreaming haha lol

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.