Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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I read the down voted posts

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.