Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

I don't read the terms of service.

when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

blink

Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

Poo really loud

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

Love feet. like LOVE feet.

Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

try to give your friends spirit animals

YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!

Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.