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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.
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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.
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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.
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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter
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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...
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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.
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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second
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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.
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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.
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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die
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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public
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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?
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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?
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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere
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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.
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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)
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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.
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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status
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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.
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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.
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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.
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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.
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make south park refferences every day
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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.