Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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I gotta get down of Friday

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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Make up a song to yourself.

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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.