Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.