Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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make south park refferences every day

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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I gotta get down of Friday

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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.