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Scumbag Steve
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.
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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.
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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.
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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..
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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)
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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.
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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.
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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.
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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work
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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.
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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.
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Do somthing only you do
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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.
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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.
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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine
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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time
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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.
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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.
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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep
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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care
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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!
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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.
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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.