I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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I gotta get down of Friday

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.