Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.