I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

pee when you are dreaming haha lol

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

Tear up when I poop

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.