- Things You Think Only You Do

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

I don't read the terms of service.

sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.