I read the down voted posts

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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Poo really loud

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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Sitting down in the shower

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.