- Things You Think Only You Do

What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

Go for a 10 mile run.

Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.