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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki
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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.
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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free
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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...
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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.
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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...
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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.
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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.
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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.
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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..
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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.
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Mayada stupid
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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.
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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream
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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides
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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<
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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.
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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often
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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.
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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine
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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster
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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.
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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.