in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

Picking my nose.

the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.