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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.
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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.
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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake
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I read the down voted posts
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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.
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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?
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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.
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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.
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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now
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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.
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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...
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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day
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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?
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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower
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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.
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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!
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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out
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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.
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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that
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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet
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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.
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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?
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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.
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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.