I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

I gotta get down of Friday

Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

Put my hands together the 'other' way

I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

I like to watch lava lamps heat up

Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.