Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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I gotta get down of Friday

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.