- Things You Think Only You Do

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

Justin Beiber is a woman

When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.