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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.
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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...
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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?
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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.
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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day
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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.
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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head
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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....
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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.
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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.
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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.
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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.
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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!
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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open
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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die
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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)
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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night
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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.
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make south park refferences every day
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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.
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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids
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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends
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I gotta get down of Friday
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.