not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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Do somthing only you do

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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Tear up when I poop

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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I don't read the terms of service.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.