I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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I always think I have special powers

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.