- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

I don't read the terms of service.

Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

blink

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

Poo really loud

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.