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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.
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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.
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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.
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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.
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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something
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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.
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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.
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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt
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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people
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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.
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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.
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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid
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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.
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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it
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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.
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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.
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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????
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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.
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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.
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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.
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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other
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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.
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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts
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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.